A student asked, "Do boys value girls' figures, faces, or thoughts more?" ”

Chu Yi replied: "Face and figure determine whether the boy wants to understand her thoughts, and thoughts determine whether the boy will veto her face and figure with one vote." ”

, incisive!

Everyone immediately admired Chu Yi and threw themselves to the ground.

A girl stood up and asked, "Teacher, what are some famous brainwashing sayings in history?" ”

Chu Yi smiled mysteriously and said: "For us people in the Dragon Kingdom, there is a four-character curse that can never be avoided, as long as someone says these four words to you, you can buy tickets to go to the most pitted scenic spots, climb the most difficult peaks desperately, and eat the most unpalatable restaurant meals like an evil spirit, these four words are: Come and come." ”

"Poof...... Hahaha......"

There was laughter in the classroom, because it was.

As the questions were answered by Chu Yi in a humorous way, the atmosphere of the classroom was fiercely mobilized, and all the students in the class looked at the podium with great interest, their eyes lit up, and they felt that the class was so interesting for the first time.

Guo Shuifu gritted his teeth in anger, not to mention how unhappy he was: "It must be a question that has been rehearsed with the students in advance, otherwise how could it be answered so quickly." ”

So many perverted questions were answered humorously, and he didn't believe that this was a temporary question from the student and an answer that Chu Yi thought of temporarily.

His voice was very small, but Cai Linsen heard it clearly, and when the previous student just sat down, Cai Linsen stood up with interest: "Teacher Xiao Chu, I also have a question, what is the experience of having a daughter?" ”

Wow, the principal is actually involved?!

The students in the first class were all surprised and turned to look at Cai Linsen.

Chu Yi lifted the frame of the glasses and said neither humbly nor arrogantly: "Principal Cai, this question is very interesting, I will answer you with the following short conversation." 'Baby, I'm willing to give you everything in this world', 'Then I want to eat ice cream~', 'No'. ”

I'm going to go, this answer is too vivid, isn't it?!

All the students in the class were deeply impressed by Chu Yi's answer, yes, just such a short conversation, a total of three sentences, but it can make people feel a father's love for his daughter, imagine a playful and cute little girl looking at the ice cream shop with her eyes, and the innocent and aggrieved look on the little girl's face after being rejected.

Our Teacher Chu is so talented!

Because of this, many girls turned to Chu Yilu and began to worship this new head teacher.

"Yes, yes, this answer is wonderful!" Cai Linsen praised with satisfaction, and then sat down again.

Peng Qifei next to him breathed a sigh of relief, because from the current point of view, the principal Cai Linsen has begun to identify with Chu Yi.

Guo Shuifu's face was a little ugly, and Chu Yi was able to answer Cai Linsen's question in a humorous way, which proved that the previous questions were not rehearsed in advance.

"Surnamed Chu, you really have some ability!"

He clenched the pen in his hand, looked at Chu Yi on the podium with strong hostility, and said viciously in his heart.

Chu Yi glanced at the time, raised his head and glanced at everyone: "Okay, the time is almost up, one last question!" ”

The thin Li Yuan raised his hand, and after getting Chu Yi's permission, he stood up: "Teacher Chu, I've always been curious about the structure of the four-dimensional space, so can you tell us what the four-dimensional space is?" ”

Four-dimensional space?

Isn't this knowledge of physics?

The squad leader Song Jia coughed, turned around and glared at Li Yuan, do you mean that you are so difficult for Teacher Chu?

Also, asking a Chinese language teacher for the ultimate knowledge of physics is already interdisciplinary, and even a physics teacher may not be able to answer this question accurately.

Guo Shuifu, who was originally in a bad mood, immediately perked up when he heard this question, and he couldn't wait to immediately hug the thin classmate Li Yuan next to him, hold his hands and thank him for asking such a difficult question.

Peng Qifei frowned deeply, it is really difficult for a Chinese language teacher to answer the ultimate question in physics.

He saw that Cai Linsen next to him had an expression of expectation with great interest, and couldn't help but pinch a cold sweat for Chu Yi, if this question is not answered well, I am afraid that the sense of recognition he just got will be greatly reduced.

Chu Yi only smiled at this and began to say: "If you want to say what this four-dimensional space is, then you must first start with the zero-dimensional space, so what is the zero-dimensional space?" Suppose a point is a zero-dimensional space, and an infinite number of points can form a line, then this line is a one-dimensional space.

If there is a life that lives in a one-dimensional space, then all its operating space is this line, and all it can do is go forward or backward. Infinite threads can form a plane, which is a two-dimensional space, and the creatures living in the two-dimensional space can be front and back, or left and right.

But it can't imagine heights. We live in a three-dimensional space, this three-dimensional space is made up of countless planes, we feel that we are very free, we can go back and forth, we can go up and down, we can go to the deepest trenches, we can go to outer space......"

With Chu Yi's explanation, the whole classroom slowly quieted down, whether it was the students or Cai Linsen, the attention was deeply attracted by Chu Yi's words, his explanation seemed to have all kinds of magic, making people feel spiritual.

In fact, according to what I just said, infinite points form a one-dimensional space, infinite roots form a two-dimensional space, and infinite planes form our current three-dimensional space, so the four-dimensional space is the superposition of infinite three-dimensional space."

Chu Yi said in an orderly and logical manner, "And what is the four-dimensional space, that is, all possibilities exist, the one who ate breakfast in the school cafeteria, the one who fell when you were a child, the one who fought with someone for the first time, the one who didn't get admitted to the National University, the one who worked hard for life,

At the same time, all of you exist, but you are experiencing, are sitting in front of me at the moment, what we are experiencing now is only one of the frames of the four-dimensional space, everything we have experienced from childhood to adulthood, from birth to death, is to find a pattern of our own in these pictures. ”

Everyone listened stupidly and concentrated, Guo Shuifu is the same, people's lives are so small, just a frame, a pattern.

Looking at everyone's expressions, Chu Yi was not surprised at all, and continued: "This sounds very pessimistic, I feel that we are not free, but don't forget that what kind of space to experience is something we can choose, so students, come on, and work hard to choose the space you want to experience!" ”

This last sentence goes straight to the depths of the soul and is full of depth!

Chu Yi took the opportunity of explaining the four-dimensional space to advise all the students in the class to work hard, and the fate of happiness in the future must be broken out by themselves.

"Smack...... Bang bang bang ......"

A lonely burst of applause rang out, which made Guo Shuifu wake up from his stunned state, and found that it was the principal Cai Linsen who stood up and looked at Chu Yi's appreciative applause.

Then Peng Qifei also stood up and applauded, and all the students in the first class also gave Chu Yi warm applause, and Guo Shuifu also had to stand up and applaud Chu Yi, very puzzled: How does this surnamed Chu know so much?