340 The Great God is False Orthodox
Yu Xin clasped her palms together, knelt and begged Master Guan to save me, and after she finished speaking, she kowtowed to Master Guan three times.
I could tell that this girl didn't want to let her forehead touch the dirt and incense ash on the ground when she kowtowed, which would stain her air bangs, so she didn't use much force when she kowtowed.
When Yu Xin went to beg Master Guan, Xu Laosan stood next to him, pouting his lips with a look of disdain.
In Xu Laosan's opinion, as the abbot of Guandi Temple, he didn't invite Master Guan to kowtow and chant the scriptures, Yu Xin, a little girl who temporarily climbed relatives, said a few words and kowtowed, if he could invite Master Guan, it would be strange!
Unexpectedly, a miracle happened!
In the middle of the compound, this clay sculpture of the old man Guan with a knife, the child's fist-sized nose, suddenly twitched twice, and at the same time, a white gas came out of the bowl of pointed rice, which was sucked into his nose.
After Master Guan inhaled, the bowl of white rice turned pale yellow in color.
There is also that pot of stew, after Master Guan used the same method to absorb the aroma of the stew, the originally full and oily pieces of meat have now shrunk into, only half the original size.
And the color of the meat has also changed like rice.
Now it looks like the pieces of meat have been charred by the fire.
However, the beans and vermicelli, whether it is the shape or color, have not changed, it seems that this Guan Lao only eats meat dishes and does not eat vegetarian food.
"My mother's ancestor, have eaten the food I offered!" Yu Xin stood up and said in a bouncing voice.
At this time, my heart was in turmoil again.
Knowing that people who are originally waiting for death in the period of death will be very excited if they suddenly have hope of life, but I am afraid that after the excitement, it will be an empty joy, so I try to keep myself calm and not get too excited.
So, I still stood still.
Xu Laosan pouted at me and said, "Huangshan, you go over and try it, whether the food is still warm." ”
I hurriedly walked over, stretched out my index finger and middle finger and made a sword trick, and put it on the rice bowl and vegetable basin respectively.
The time for the food to come out of the pot was not too long, and it stands to reason that it should be a little hot, but there was a cold feeling on my fingers, as if I had touched an ice cube.
I shook my head at Xu Laosan and reported in a low voice: "Third grandfather, the food is very cold, a little ice-handed." ”
Xu Laosan's face was replaced with a surprised expression.
"Miss Yuxin, you have succeeded, Huangshan has been saved, I, Xu Laosan, thank you!" Xu Laosan bowed deeply to Yu Xin.
Without waiting for Yu Xin to be polite, Xu Laosan said again: "Miss Yuxin, look, Tian Tian is next to the pot in the East Cross Courtyard, there seems to be something on her mind, you go and accompany her for a while, and the matter of communicating with Master Guan here will be handed over to Poor Dao." ”
Yu Xin stayed, it really didn't work, and she didn't know how Master Guan would save me next.
So after she stretched out her head to look at the East Cross Courtyard, she nodded to Xu Laosan and went to find Tian Tian.
As soon as Yu Xin left, I felt that my heart was about to jump out of my chest.
I can't afford the thrill of wanting to come and lose.
I covered my chest with one hand and asked Xu Laosan in a trembling voice: "Third grandfather, am I really saved?" ”
Xu Laosan pulled me to the wall.
His hands trembled more than my voice, and he didn't take out the cigarette case for a long time, but finally I took out the cigarette case, put a cigarette into his mouth, and lit a cigarette for him.
Xu Laosan took a hard puff of his cigarette and stared at the eyes of the statue of Old Man Guan.
"Rice and stew, all eaten by Master Guan, now, just wait for him to open his eyes, as long as he can open his eyes, you will be saved!"
Xu Laosan had a cigarette in his hand, and when he said this, he still looked at Master Guan intently.
, Master Huang is alive, and he really has hope!
"Third grandfather, didn't you say before that the dragon blood of the dragon girl in Tsing Yi can't cure the charm of the stone, the dragon girl in Tsing Yi and Master Guan are both righteous gods, and the dragon girl can't save me, so can this clay sculpture of Master Guan work?"
Xu Laosan listened to my words, shook his hand and gave me a neck slip.
After he beat me, he came back to scold me: "Fart! Don't look down on Emperor Guan Shengjun! Emperor Guan Shengjun, what kind of immortal is his old man! How can it be compared to the dragon girl in Tsing Yi! Do you know what day is the 13th day of the fifth month of the lunar calendar? ”
I thought about it, I really don't know what is so particular about May 13th.
"May 13th, it is the day when Emperor Guan Shengjun and his old man sharpen the Qinglong Yanyue knife in the sky, and on this day every year, the dragon king will travel clouds and rain and sprinkle the knife grinding water for Master Guan!"
"Centuries ago, there was a year on the thirteenth day of the fifth month of the lunar calendar, and until evening, we were still in the clear sky."
"The old man was still thinking, why didn't Master Guan sharpen his knife today, but a thunder struck down, and the entire Qinglong Mountain was shrouded in rain, and the heavy rain was red and gorgeous."
"Then we will have a master of swordsmanship in Zihuan County, the kind that has no opponent within a radius of hundreds of miles."
"At that time, he happened to pass by Qinglong Mountain, and he was drenched in red rain."
"The master of swordsmanship looked up at the sky and said to the entourage, today the dragon king has something to do, the dragon girl is on duty, who knows that the dragon girl is greedy for fun, and forgot to sharpen the knife for the old man Guan in the rain, but the old man Guan was angry and killed the dragon girl with a knife."
Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I shuddered with fright.
"Master Guan's temper is too big, the dragon girl is so cute, he can even go with a knife." I say.
Xu Laosan pointed in the direction of Qinglong Mountain and explained to me again.
"In the eyes of Master Guan, he can't rub the slightest bit of sand, he is a general who marches and fights, and the order is forbidden on the battlefield, no matter who you are, what is the reason, anyway, the violator will be killed!"
As soon as Xu Laosan said this, I understood.
The dragon girl made a mistake, so Master Guan beheaded the dragon girl and sharpened the knife with dragon blood, and it rained blood in the sky.
According to the logic of the story told by Xu Laosan, the dragon girl of Qinglong Mountain was originally killed by Master Guan in a fit of anger and slashed down the mortal world with a knife, so she became the mountain god of Qinglong Mountain.
From this point of view, the dragon girl in Tsing Yi is really with Master Guan, not a grade of immortals.
At this time, it had been half a cigarette since Yu Xin left.
Master Guan's eyelids still didn't move.
I asked Xu Laosan why Master Guan hadn't opened his eyes yet.
"You kid eats, you don't have to digest it! In the past, I only served fruit to Mr. Guan, but this time he ate so much stew, he must have indigestion and inevitably a little flatulence, and when he finishes digesting, he will open his eyes. ”
I began to pray in my heart, Master Guan, your old man will quickly defeat the pork belly!
I stared into Mr. Guan's eyes while trying to light a cigarette for myself.
As a result, my hands trembled so much that I took out the cigarette case, but I didn't catch it and fell to the ground.
However, I really want to smoke.
So, I didn't feel dirty, so I snatched the cigarette butt that Xu Laosan was holding and took a puff in my mouth.
Xu Laosan was also very nervous, and he was also worried that if Master Guan didn't open his eyes, I would be finished.
So I just took two puffs, and Xu Laosan snatched the cigarette butt back.
In this way, half a cigarette butt was in the mouths of Xu Laosan and me, back and forth.
Eventually, the cigarette butt was smoked into a butt and burned to the filter.
Xu Laosan's mood became more and more nervous.
I can see from his eyes that if this cigarette is extinguished and Master Guan doesn't open his eyes, it is possible that he will not open his eyes before dawn.
I took the butt of my cigarette in my hand and stared at it, the last bit of spark.
I really can't wait to open and close the master's mouth, pour him a bowl of afternoon tea, and go in!
When the last bit of spark on the cigarette butt is about to be extinguished, the miracle happens again.
Master Guan, who was a clay sculpture, suddenly opened his mouth and spit out a mouthful of turbidity.
My heart was beating fast as soon as I landed.
Emperor Guan Shengjun finally spit out the flatulence in his abdomen!
Master Huang, you can finally be saved!
Xu Laosan relaxed a lot when he boarded, and he also started a complaint.
"I didn't expect that this Emperor Guan Saint Monarch is also a hypocritical god!"
"I miss my Xu Laosan, I am respectful to him every day, I kowtow to chant the scriptures tonight, and I didn't ask him, but the little girl's bowl of rice and a pot of stew bought him!"