Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Pit is Bigger Than the King's Sledgehammer
After Huang Ziyi floated into the room, she didn't look at me and Lao Wang, and was completely immersed in the fragrant smoke.
She floated in front of the three incense, squatted down, and inhaled the smoke with an obsessive nose, and the three incense suddenly lit up with a bright fire as if it was blown by the wind, and burned at an accelerated pace.
I kept my posture and stared at the burning fragrance, paralyzed, thanks to Lao Tzu's cleverness, I chose three half-meter-long finger-thick fragrances, if I compared them at noon, I took the small fragrance that was fragrant on weekdays to Huang Ziyi, and it was estimated that it would burn out in ten minutes.
No wonder Liu Changge told me to take a good quality fragrance before, this good quality fragrance will naturally burn for a longer time, and it can also delay a little longer, and the poor quality fragrance, in addition to burning fast, the key is that this thing is also easy to break.
If there is no smoke to attract Huang Ziyi, then this girl will have to take me and Lao Wang under the knife!
To be honest, if I can do it all over again, I have to take the largest fragrance at home that is three meters long and fist-thick, and put it on it, paralyzed, just the volume of the fragrance, Lao Tzu lit it and lay down on the bed directly to sleep, it is estimated that when I open my eyes the next day, Huang Ziyi is still sucking it!
At the moment when Huang Ziyi floated in, because he came directly at the two of us, he appeared directly, and Lao Wang could also see Huang Ziyi. The old Wang behind me was so frightened that he grabbed my ankle, and the strength was still great, and I almost screamed out of the pain, gritted my teeth and shivered twice before I endured it, and after about three seconds, the old Wang probably reacted and let go of my ankle.
I suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, if I had been caught by him like this, it is estimated that even if I was not killed by Huang Ziyi, I would have to become lame in the end.
There was a dead silence in the room, I and Lao Wang didn't dare to move, Lao Wang was fine, just squatting on the ground, my special mother was still hanging on the ground with her right foot, just like that, my left leg and stomach were trembling, but I didn't dare to put my right foot down.
Just kidding! Now Huang Ziyi is two meters away from me, such a fierce hanged ghost pestle is here, who dares to move?
In case this landing wakes up Huang Ziyi, then this girl will kill people every minute!
I stared at Huang Ziyi closely, for fear that this girl would suddenly come back to her senses and make me and Lao Wang, this girl was quite beautiful when she was alive, but now don't mention how terrifying!
A face is glowing with blue, the eyes are about to fall out of the sockets, a mouth is also black and purple, the long red tongue hangs out, sticking to the chin, and the whole body releases a rich black yin qi, especially under the dim light, it is a standard scene of Hong Kong-made ghost movies, whoever sees it, you have to be cowardly!
Usually, this girl and I are still good buddies, and she has a good relationship with Lao Wang, but now this girl has become a ghost, and the first one wants to kill me and Lao Wang.
Time passed minute by minute, the room was always quiet, Huang Ziyi inhaled the fragrant smoke and inhaled it called a hi skin, but I was guilty.
Because I was so nervous, my body trembled like a sheep's madness, especially my left foot, which felt like it was about to be broken, and I was in such a difficult position all the time, and my body was also numb for a while, as if I was going to fall down at any time.
I gritted my teeth and held on, this is a bone eye, if I can't hold it, I will die!
With my current strength, I have no chance of winning against Huang Ziyi!
In the blink of an eye, ten minutes passed.
I was in a cold sweat all over my body, and my body trembled even more violently, and if I played a song of the Phoenix Legend at this time, I promised to tremble more vigorously than the square dance lady.
I subconsciously looked at the wall clock on the wall, yes, it's just eight o'clock, is it possible that I have to stand like this for an hour?
Even if my mother is a world gymnastics champion, she can't do it!
I was fucking up, and suddenly, the old king behind me tugged at my pants, and I turned my head to see that he was pointing in one direction with a frightened face.
I followed his direction, and suddenly 10,000 grass and mud horses ran wildly in my head.
Ya, just now Lao Wang was suddenly confused by the ghost, I was busy saving him, Huang Ziyi entered the house too suddenly, didn't give me time to react at all, the willow branch bench and willow branch ball prepared in advance were all placed on the ground about half a meter away from the fragrance.
These two things are my hole cards to deal with Huang Ziyi, this special mother hasn't started to play Huang Ziyi's boss, but I first burst out of my equipment, I suddenly have a dead heart, do you want to be so weak?
However, the reality is always crueler than I imagined.
Boom!
Suddenly, the door of the room was kicked open, and Wang Dazhui walked in with a plastic bag containing a boxed lunch, shouting: "Old Wang Fengzi, open the meal!" ”
The sound of Wang Da Hammer was like thunder exploding in a dead room.
I chuckled in my heart, it's over!
At this time, Huang Ziyi, who was inhaling the fragrance, also woke up, turned her head and stared at Wang Dazhu, the blue light on her face flickered, and a red tongue shook slightly, revealing a grim smile.
But this girl didn't show up to Wang Da Hammer, Wang Da Hammer couldn't see her at all, but after Wang Da Hammer finished shouting, he turned his head and found me and Lao Wang, and said with a blank face: "What are you two possing?" ”
I subconsciously glanced at Huang Ziyi opposite, this girl has already shifted her eyes to me and Lao Wang, her yin qi is like a big aunt's blood collapse, poof, this posture, you have to do it in minutes!
Paralyzed, there is no one in this pit than Wang Da Hammer!
I slapped it on the head and scolded Wang with a sledgehammer: "Is your special mother okay to send chicken feather rice to me and Lao Wang?" ”
Lao Wang, who was squatting under the table, also glared at Wang Dazhu: "You turtle son, the first pit of the year!" ”
"What's that? Didn't I hear from my classmates that you were stuck in the dormitory and didn't eat? Taking advantage of the evening self-study recess, I will send you two meals. Wang Dazhui still didn't react, and then looked at the incense lit in the middle of the room, and frowned slightly: "What are you two doing in the house with incense?" You don't have to make the atmosphere so weird to deal with Huang Ziyi, right? It's scary, I'll kill you both. ”
As he spoke, Wang Da Hammer walked towards Qingxiang.
I blew up on the spot and yelled at Wang Da Hammer: "Black fat, don't go over!" ”
"What's wrong?" Wang Dazhui stopped and turned his head to look at me, and he was only one meter away from Huang Ziyi!
Without waiting for me to speak, Huang Ziyi floated up directly, exhaling a yin wind, Wang Dazhui, who was in the circle, trembled suddenly, subconsciously looked straight ahead, just opposite Huang Ziyi's eyes, and Huang Ziyi estimated that he also appeared to Wang Dazhui, I saw Wang Dazhui's buttocks clamped instantly, and he howled as if crying: "Paralyzed, it's too exciting, the baby wants to go back to class!" ”
Before the words fell, Huang Ziyi in front of Wang Da Hammer suddenly roared, and the pupils of the protruding eyes disappeared suddenly, turning into a miserable white, and he pounced on Wang Da Hammer.
As soon as I saw this, I yelled: "Paralyzed, Lao Wang, with her!" ”