658 The ghost sent to negotiate

Although Lord Chenghuang is the righteous god of the Heavenly Court, he is appointed by the underworld, so counting it, the black and white ghosts who manage Pengcheng are considered colleagues, and their ranks are the same.

If the city god is the underground county magistrate of Zihuan County, then the black and white ghost difference is the underground public safety director of Pengcheng City, and the city god is the daily administration, and the two ghosts are poor to maintain order, which is basically what it means.

So they're within a system and of course will take care of each other.

I've seen the chains of the devil.

It was dark and heavy, and there was a swishing smell on it, so when I was caught around my neck by such chains, I understood it when I boarded.

It must be that I have asked Shan Biao to find trouble with the City God many times, the City God is busy with official business, and he himself can't leave the City God Temple, so he found two ghosts to stand out for him.

In the past, when two ghosts came to the door, I would have been so scared that I peed my pants, but now, I don't feel scared at all.

Because of the cold chain, after it was put around my neck, my neck was cold, but after I urged the thunder fire, not only was I not cold, but also the yin qi on the chain was quickly dissolved.

Neither of the ghosts showed up, and I pretended not to know they were coming, and urged the thunder fire to scorch the chains.

Seeing that the chains were getting redder and hotter, a hand reached over, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "Oh, it's really a big water that washed the Dragon King Temple, it turns out that this little brother is the mountain god of Running Tiger Ridge, Lao Hei, hurry up and collect the chains." ”

This voice is familiar to me, it is the white-faced ghost who talks a lot.

Black-faced ghosts don't talk much, and most of the things that make evil heads are also done by black-faced ghosts, so this time the one who put a chain around my neck is the black-faced ghost.

The white-faced ghost is a smiling tiger, and he sees that the chains are useless to me, and they are about to be burned by me, so he quickly speaks and asks the black-faced ghost to accept the chains.

The meaning of his words was not to hurt the mountain god.

In fact, he knew in his heart that if he continued like this, the chains would be burned by me, but he was very good at talking, as if he asked the black-faced ghost to stop first, so I was embarrassed to embarrass them again.

So I put away the thunder and let the blackface take away the chains.

As the chains left my neck, I heard a whoop behind me.

It must have been the black-faced ghost who almost wrapped the chains around his waist, but was burned by the remnants of the thunder on the chains.

I laughed secretly in my heart, and said in my heart that if you go against the master, I won't be able to kill you! Now it's up to you how you plan, if you want to fight, I'll just test my mana and whether I can defeat your pair of black and white.

"Both, do I turn around, or do you show up?" I said neither humbly nor arrogantly.

"How dare there be a god of Laoshan, it's better for us to show up." The white-faced ghost said that, together with his partner, like two fluttering cigarettes, suddenly appeared in front of me.

"What do you call them?" I'm still neither humble nor arrogant.

The black-faced ghost dragged the fiery chains, and his face, which never showed expression, looked uncomfortable now, because the chains were hot, but he was too embarrassed to let go.

The white-faced ghost hurriedly approached me: "Mountain God, you can call me Lao Bai, call him Lao Hei, of course, if you feel at a loss, you can call Xiao Bai Xiao Hei." ”

I smiled and said how dare you call you little white and black, you two almost locked me up just now.

After listening to my words, the black-faced ghost almost blurted out: "You don't have ......"

He wanted to say that he didn't get cheap and behaved.

The white-faced ghost is very shrewd, and with a fierce look, he interrupted the black-faced ghost's words and pulled him behind him.

"I'm really sorry, Lao Hei likes to joke, Mountain God, don't see outside, everyone is their own family, we and Xu Daochang of Guandi Temple also have a good relationship, you must know this." The white-faced ghost said.

I nodded, and said that the two of you and my third grandfather have a good relationship, I know, hehe, I don't know the two adults, what is the matter with looking for me this time?

The black-faced ghost cha said behind the white-faced onicha, "Look for you to count ......"

Before he finished speaking, the white-faced ghost interrupted him again and whispered, "It's okay for you to say a few words!" Groove, you ...... Alas, I don't even know what to say about you, I'll just say, the hard one definitely won't work, only the soft one! ”

The white-faced ghost's voice was small, but I heard it anyway.

It seems that I guessed correctly, they are coming out for the city god.

The white-faced ghost cha said the black-faced ghost, anyway, it means, you have also verified, he is a genuine mountain god, you want to fight with him, I won't stop you, if you don't dare to fight with him, don't come nonsense, shut your mouth!

The blackface looked up at me, and apparently he knew it wasn't my match.

In the end, although he was not convinced, he retreated behind the white-faced ghost.

"Mountain God, you can only stand here, not a place to talk, let's go to the back wall to talk, there is a small table there, you can sit, do you think it's okay?"

The white-faced ghost said politely, so I nodded to him and said that it would be fine.

The black-faced ghost heard this, and dragged the chain in front of him, and the white-faced ghost and I followed behind.

When I came to the back wall of Guandi Temple, a group of wild ghosts who lined up to smoke incense saw that the black and white ghosts were coming, and they scattered in a hurry, but two of them ran slowly, and they were locked up by the black-faced ghosts in the end.

He could have avoided catching these two wild ghosts, but he had just suffered a secret loss from me, and the fire in his stomach was sprinkled on those two wild ghosts.

"If you can't wait for the reincarnation of the underworld, what is the matter of staying in the world? Is it meant to harm people? Come with me! The black-faced ghost said viciously.

The two wild ghosts kowtowed desperately, and begged for mercy again:

"Lord Ghost, we also want to go to the City God Temple to report, but there is no land to lead the way!"

"Don't quibble with me! Both of you have been dead for more than ten years, the land lord, and there has been nothing in the past two years, hum, it just happens that the lord has caught ghosts this month, and there are still two left, let's go! ”

After the black-faced ghost finished speaking, he dragged the chains and left.

The two wild ghosts could not break free from their chains, and they were dragged by him on the ground, screaming in pain.

The black-faced ghost is almost gone, the wild ghosts are all gone, and the back wall of the Guandi Temple is the only one left with me and the white-faced ghost.

The mahjong table is still there, and there is a circle of mahjong on it, and the white-faced ghost is sitting on the side of the mahjong table, pointing to the opposite side, and said with a smile: "Mountain God, please sit." ”

I also smiled and said Lao Bai, don't be so polite, you have something to say.

"Since the mountain god is so refreshing, I won't go around in circles, cough cough, the local city god is my colleague, and everyone will get together during the New Year's holidays, so if he has something, I can't shrink back ......"

The white-faced ghost said this, and he didn't go on.

He treated me like a child, and before that, I would definitely say, it's okay, Shan Biao, I just need to say a word, and he won't bother Chenghuang anymore, but I have one request......

Now I don't plan to do this, I won't take the initiative to put forward conditions.

I want to let the white-faced ghost be poor and take the initiative to help me put forward conditions.

So I pretended not to understand and said Lao Bai, you continue to say, what happened to Lord Chenghuang and I need you to come forward to him? If it's tricky and you need my help, just say it, we're all family.

The white-faced ghost almost scratched his head, this old fritter in the officialdom of the prefecture, I didn't expect me to fall for him.

He had no choice but to say to me, "Mountain God, that mountain yellow is your mount, right?" ”

I smiled and said I don't know which one you are talking about, but my mount is indeed a Coaster, I just don't know if it is the Coaster you said.

The white-faced ghost almost pouted, probably thinking in his heart, this young man is not easy to deal with.

However, he was an old fritter after all, and his expression immediately returned to normal.

"Mountain God, I'm sure, that Guoshanhuang is your mount, here's the thing, some time ago, your Guoshanhuang always tickled the Chenghuang brother......"

This time, before he could finish, I pretended to be angry and slapped the table hard.

I stood up angrily and said, "This Shan Biao, it's so big and small, next time I will definitely teach it a lesson, and if I dare to tickle the itch of the city god, I will break his tiger legs!" ”

Even if the white-faced ghost knew in his heart that Shan Biao was instructed by me, he had no evidence.

So when I say this, first of all, I will make him speechless, which is equivalent to gagging his mouth.

"Mountain God, since you don't know about this, it must be that your Shanbiao loves to play, and scratching and tickling is not a big deal, but recently, your Shanbiao has started to pee on the Chenghuang again."

I laughed in my heart, and said that Shan Biao was so obedient that he really went to pee.

It seems that this guy finally can't stand it anymore.

I pretended to be stupid again: "Won't you? That's too much! ”