"Grass! It's bad luck to have a nervous disorder early in the morning. ”

The owner of the breakfast shop spat on the ground, turned around and left, without even looking at Ye Wudao.

The total assets of his breakfast shop add up to less than 100,000 yuan, so he makes some steamed buns, fritters, soy milk for breakfast or something, this guy actually said that he would give him a monthly salary of one million, a monthly salary of one million, and he would rather go to work as a boss.

"Boss, boss, don't go, do you promise or not?" Ye Wudao hurriedly followed and asked anxiously.

"Ah Xiang, Ah Xiang, don't hurry up and get rid of this neuropathy for me, early in the morning, so as not to frighten the guests who come to have breakfast. The owner of the breakfast shop obviously regarded Ye Wudao as a nervous disorder, and asked Ah Xiang, who was sweeping the floor in the store, to come over and drive people away.

"Boss, I'm here. ”

I saw a big man with three or five big men running out of the store with a broom in his hand, and with a broom, he hit Ye Wudao and said: "Let's go, you neurotic hurry up, the boss is angry, don't get out, see if I don't kill you." ”

Ye Wudao frowned suddenly, his hand moved, the speed was so fast that there was no shadow, then Ah Xiang couldn't see when Ye Wudao made his hand, he had already seen a fist, I don't know when it had reached his nose, it suddenly made him break out in a cold sweat, and the broom in his hand was not let go, nor was it if he didn't let go.

"I'm here looking for a job, but I'm not insane. Ye Wudao remembered that the old man didn't let him bully people outside, so he had to put his fist back and said.

"Yes, yes, you're not a nervous person, this big brother, can you please leave? Don't embarrass me, or the boss will fire me, I'm old, I'm young, I live on my job, I beg you." ”

Ah Xiang was in a cold sweat, cautiously looking at Ye Wudao's elusive fist, and didn't dare to say anything to stimulate him.

"Forget it, if you don't keep your grandfather here, you have your own place to keep your grandfather, and it's your loss if you don't invite me. ”

Ye Wudao didn't bother to bother with a young man, picked up his rattan box, left a sentence that made people laugh and cry, and then swaggered away.

"Boss, do you have someone here?" Soon Ye Wudao found a second place and asked.

"Do you know how to use a computer?" asked him.

"What is a computer?" Ye Wudao asked where he had seen a computer.

"You don't even know how to use a computer, what kind of job are you looking for, let's take a ......walk" As soon as the other party heard that this guy didn't even know what a computer was, he immediately drove people away.

"Excuse me, are you hiring people here?"

Ye Wudao had no choice but to leave, but he soon saw a very luxuriously decorated company at the door, with a recruitment notice pasted, and he immediately ran in and asked.

"What is your education?" he asked.

"May I ask what is an academic qualification?" Ye Wudao said a little confused.

"That is, you graduated from that university, did you bring your diploma?" said the other party with a black line on his head.

"I didn't go to college. Ye Wudao replied honestly.

"I haven't been to college, but I see that we have a position here, and you can be a college student. The other party is still a quality person, and he did not discriminate against him.

"I didn't go to college, I was self-taught. Ye Wudao grabbed his hair and said embarrassedly.

"I'm sorry, sir. You don't have academic qualifications, you don't have work experience, we don't have a job for you here. No matter how good the other party's quality was, he couldn't help but show a disdainful expression towards Ye Wudao.

Ye Wudao had no choice but to leave with his rattan box, and after hitting his head many times in a row, Ye Wudao finally recognized the reality, there was no job to earn a million a month at all, and even if there was, it would not be his turn to do it.

"Do I really have to rob a bank?"

Ye Wudao sat on an old stone pier on the side of the road a little dejected, and when he saw an industrial and commercial bank opposite, his eyes rolled, and he began to think.

"No, no, the old man will definitely kill me if he finds out, let me be an upright person. Ye Wudao finally gave up this unreliable idea.

"But if I don't rob the bank, where can I make a million a month?"

Ye Wudao soon began to worry again, and now he knew that the outside world was not as good as in the mountains, and those who had no money, no education, and no work experience were unable to move an inch outside.

"This eldest sister, please stay, I see that your Yin Tang is red, your eyes are blank, and when you walk, you are still reluctant, may I ask if you have encountered any troubles recently......"

"Yes, yes, this master, you can see it accurately, I have indeed encountered a troublesome thing recently, my dead ghost husband has a vixen outside, and he wants to divorce me, which makes me ...... angry"

"This eldest sister, I look at your face, you should be a woman with the appearance of a prosperous husband, I think you belong to the unevenness of the house, it has nothing to do with your husband, your husband still loves you, but he was fascinated by the vixen. ”

"Master, please help me, as long as I can get rid of that vixen and make my husband change his mind, it doesn't matter how much money it is. ”

"Eldest sister, don't worry, you met me today, you met a nobleman, so let's do it, I have a light talisman here, you just need to take it back and put it under your husband's pillow, and the vixen will naturally leave your husband's side......"

"Thank you, master, thank you, master, how much does your talisman cost?"

"This eldest sister, look at what you said, how can I care if you ask for money, no, this belongs to our fate, I naturally want to solve problems for the eldest sister, but my talisman has been opened by the Taoist monks of Wutai Mountain, it is very effective, and it is difficult to ......find money."

"I understand, I understand, master, I only have 30,000 yuan here, you can take it all, this is the cost of inviting the master to tea. ”

"Eldest sister, since you say so, then ...... I'd better be respectful than obey. ”

This conversation immediately attracted Ye Wudao's attention, and he saw that not far from him, there was a guy on the aisle, setting up a stall at random, and a crumpled red cloth was hung behind him.

I saw that the red cloth read: "Fortune telling, palmistry, town house safety, exorcism and flower roots, treatment of children's night terrors, sinusitis, hepatitis B and three yangs, liver ascites, liver cirrhosis, infertility ......"

And a middle-aged woman who looked relatively wealthy, was grateful to him, stuffed him with a stack of money, and then held a talisman tightly in her hand, and thanked him again and again before leaving in a hurry.

And Ye Wudao clearly heard this guy looking at the back of the middle-aged woman leaving, and said with a smile on his face: "Little hand shakes, 30,000 yuan is in hand, and the cost of one dollar is not even enough, this money is really good, okay, you can close the stall early today and have a big meal." ”

In Ye Wudao's stunned eyes, he saw that this guy took off the red cloth behind him, rolled it casually, and then stuffed it into his trouser pocket, and walked away with such a swagger.

"Is that okay?"

Ye Wudao's eyes began to light up all of a sudden, as if he had found a way to make a fortune.

Ye Wudao was very sure that the guy just now was definitely a liar, and the middle-aged woman, Ye Wudao also took a look and found that she didn't have any so-called red Yin Tang and blue lips at all, but it was true that people were more haggard.

As for the unevenness of the house, it is even more nonsense, the liar has never even looked at someone's house, how can he know that other people's house is uneven?

And the most important judgment is that Ye Wudao didn't feel the slightest aura of Taoism on this liar's body, to put it bluntly, that guy is a liar, a magic stick, and not a master at all.