485 Know all three things
I thought that Hu Xiaoli sold all kinds of good things and sent gold leaves to win over girls, in order to draw a salary from the bottom of the kettle and control my womanhood, so that I could be respectful to her in the future.
As a result, I didn't expect that she didn't plan to do so.
After listening to my words, Hu Xiaoli said with a smile: "Whether you admit it or not, you are my son, and I am your own mother, so I am too lazy to take a salary from you, I just want to prepare in advance and deal with Ji Caiyun in the future." ”
I said that Ji Caiyun has ascended to immortal, I can't find her if I want to find her, she is an immortal, how can she go down to earth to find trouble for you, so you don't have to worry at all, recruit troops to deal with her.
At this time, the elevator stopped, and Hu Xiaoli reached out and scratched my nose.
Then she pulled me out of the elevator and said Silly boy, where do you know this, anyway, I know it in my heart, even if she Ji Caiyun has wings and becomes a real fire phoenix, she will never want to escape the palm of the mountain god.
Hu Xiaoli was very proud when she said this.
"Ji Caiyun and I started in the mountain temple, fighting openly and secretly for hundreds of years, but unfortunately, she is not as smart as me, and I preemptively conceived the reincarnated mountain god, and in the future, she will be subdued by you again, don't you have to call me Mom!"
Looking at the smug Hu Xiaoli, I couldn't help but say, who said that people can't jump out of the palm of my hand, I haven't taken back the true body of the mountain god, and people have already pulled me on my back to survive the thunderstorm and ascend to heaven.
Hu Xiaoli looked at the night sky and sneered.
"I won't tell you more about this, anyway, you remember, sooner or later she will be subdued by you, and if she wants to use her daughter-in-law's identity to unite others to suppress me, my mother-in-law, there is no door!"
I'll just say how can you be so sure that she will fight a mother-in-law war with you.
"Silly boy, I know what you two are whispering in the ice cave!" Hu Xiaoli said.
I listened and almost fainted.
Hu Xiaoli is right, before Ji Caiyun crossed the catastrophe, in the ice cave, she did discuss with me, and when she marries me, she will clean up fiercely, Hu Xiaoli, the evil mother-in-law.
The demon doll appeared in front of me for once, and Zhang Lin is now buried in the nine-turn soul tank like Xu Laosan and a radish plant, how did Hu Xiaoli know about these two? I have to wait for the time to send gold leaves to these two.
Forget about knowing these two, how can Hu Xiaoli know that Ji Caiyun and I are whispering in the cave?
You know, when Ji Caiyun told me this, she and I were in the ice cave, hugging each other, hiding in a colorful coat to keep warm, and there was no one else.
Why do I feel like it's a secret thing, and I can't hide this Hu Xiaoli?
Could it be that she has clairvoyance and ears?
Thinking of this, I grabbed Hu Xiaoli and said that you explain it to me clearly, how can you know everything, otherwise I won't let you go!
Hu Xiaoli just didn't say the answer, so I pulled her and resolutely refused to let go.
I was in pajamas and she was in a stalemate downstairs, the night breeze blew, I wore less, and I shivered, Hu Xiaoli was a little distressed, afraid that I would catch a cold, so I said forget it, I'll tell you.
It turned out that the matter of the demon doll was told to her by the head teacher Yin Jinping.
Hu Xiaoli is so good at confusing people, ordinary people will talk to her when they see her, whether they are men or women.
Xiaomi and Mai Xiaoying, a little junior sister of a witch Gu, and a crane and a yang ghost, all fell for her, not to mention the head teacher who had no kung fu at hand and no spells in his heart.
Although Yin Jinping didn't know what was going on with the demon doll in the principal's office, Hu Xiaoli guessed her identity from the dress of the demon doll with only two eyes exposed.
As for Zhang Lin's existence, it was Aunt Dou who told her.
Xu Laosan thought he was secretive, but after his grandfather's guidance, when he was digging a small hole in the window of Zhang Lin's room, he was seen by Lao Bai, who was waiting to play mahjong with him.
After Lao Bai drank some wine, he told Aunt Dou about this as a strange thing, and said that after Xu Daochang inserted himself, he became an old fool, and for no reason, he dug two holes in the intact window pane.
The speaker has no intention of listening, and Aunt Dou immediately feels that there is a problem here.
Then Aunt Dou knocked on the side, and inquired with Da Wu and Jiani who lived in his house, Da Wu and Jiani often went in and out of the Guandi Temple, plus they were taken care of by Aunt Dou, so they said whatever Aunt Dou asked.
Later, Aunt Dou entered the Guandi Temple in the name of sending eggs.
At that time, Xu Laosan was playing mahjong, and Aunt Dou borrowed a spell to look inside, and saw the nine-turn soul return tank, as well as Zhang Lin in the tank.
If you want to say how she can see it, the girl in the tank is called Zhang Lin, this is very simple.
Because on the nine-turn soul return tank, Zhang Lin's name and birth date are pasted.
Aunt Dou thought that Xu Laosan was giving me a daughter-in-law, so she called Hu Xiaoli about it.
As for the whispering between me and Ji Caiyun, it was the old turtle spirit who told Hu Xiaoli.
In that ice cave cave, the fish, shrimp, turtles and crabs under the ice are all swimming over the old turtle pool, and they will tell the old turtle spirit what they hear.
The old turtle spirit was seriously injured by the song fairy and used the old white donkey to beat him, and he hated the song fairy to death.
Due to the cracking of the carapace, he had to bask in the sun every day and receive sunlight to repair the carapace, but last week, when the old turtle spirit was basking in the sun, he was caught by the people who passed by the old turtle pool.
Such a big old turtle can be sold at a good price, and after several resales, the old turtle essence was sold to the provincial capital.
The old turtle essence's mana can't be used anymore, so what awaits him is the result of cooking in the pot.
When he saw Hu Xiaoli, the old turtle knew that he was saved.
The old turtle tried his best to climb out of the big basin, biting the girl's shoelace and not letting go.
Others can't see the strangeness of the old turtle essence, Hu Xiaoli can see it, so she spent a lot of money to buy the old turtle essence, and in order to repay Hu Xiaoli, the old turtle spirit told what she heard, how Ji Caiyun was going to retaliate against her.
Of course, the old turtle spirit does this, killing two birds with one stone.
First, to warn Hu Xiaoli is equivalent to returning a favor, and secondly, Ji Caiyun is the apprentice of the song fairy, which can make Ji Caiyun suffer under Hu Xiaoli's hands, and the old turtle can't ask for it.
"Where's the old turtle?" I asked Hu Xiaoli.
"Put it back in the old turtle pool." Hu Xiaoli said with a smile, and said good son, I said everything, you should let go.
At this time, Mai Xiaoying stretched out her little head and shouted downstairs: "Mom, aren't you leaving tonight?" If you don't leave, let the eldest brother sleep in the apartment, and I will take you to the hotel to open a room to live. ”
Hu Xiaoli waved upstairs.
"Xiaoying, I'm teaching Huangshan a lesson, let him be nice to you, mom will leave, next time mom will sleep with you."
Hu Xiaoli said, got into her car, lowered the window and said to me:
"Boy, don't think that the old lady's eyeliner is just your head teacher and Aunt Dou, the old lady's eyeliner is too much, no matter what you do, you can't escape my eyes!"
I snorted and said Okay, let you spy on me, if it's really like you said, Ji Caiyun will be subdued by me in the end, I will let her, my daughter-in-law, scold you as a mother-in-law every day.
Ji Caiyun already hated Hu Xiaoli, if I said a few more words, she would definitely go to Hu Xiaoli for trouble every day.
As a result, Hu Xiaoli listened to it and was very disdainful.
"Scold me? At that time, Xiao Xiaoying, Tian Tian, Zhang Lin, and demon dolls will be lined up behind me, she dares to scold me for a try, the old lady can't tear her mouth, and when the time comes, I'm afraid that she will not only dare not scold me, but also please me! ”
Hu Xiaoli said confidently, and slowly raised the window pane.
When the car window was only half exposed, Hu Xiaoli was bubbling again.
"Good son, you have to be obedient when the time comes, otherwise the old lady will let a few of them deal with you together! Or the old lady makes a move, let them fight in the nest, let you taste, what is called a fire in the backyard, rushing left and right to rush and not extinguish! ”
Sure enough, Hu Xiaoli wooed them, and in the end, she still had to draw money from me, or fan the flames.
At that time, in order to put out the fire, I had to ask her to come forward, and she would find an opportunity to subdue me.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but pull the car door.
As a result, the car door was locked by Hu Xiaoli and couldn't be opened at all.
I couldn't help yelling at her: "Hu Xiaoli, all your thoughts have been used on your son, do you still have a conscience!" ”
Hu Xiaoli laughed and said that you now admit that it is my son? Boy, my mother just wants you to understand a truth, against me, I have countless ways to fix you! I'm leaving!
When Hu Xiaoli's car was gone, I stood in the night breeze downstairs and suddenly thought, what is a hot mother?
Hu Xiaoli is an authentic hot mom!
is not only a hot mother, but she will also become a hot mother-in-law in the future.
And when Mai Xiaoying heard my roar, she ran down stupidly and said What are you yelling at our mother! Hurry up and follow me upstairs to touch the big!