Lin Fan glanced at the two people who had already escaped, and did not chase after them, but walked over step by step towards the cold rainy night who had been knocked down by himself, and asked with a smile: "Brother Yuye, who did you just say is a single dog!" ”

"Say..."Leng Yuye was about to say that Lin Fan was a single dog, and suddenly remembered that this girl had already broken the order, and this sentence was useless, no wonder why no one came out after scolding him for a long time.

"Huh?" Lin Fan looked down at him.

Leng Yuye pinched his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Captain, I just said Madrid, how can I say you, you are no longer single, and Madrid is still single, of course I mean him!" ”

Soon Madrid, who was running, was in a very unhappy mood, and after thinking for a second, he turned around and shouted: "Brother Fan, Brother Fan, Brother Yuye is talking about you, he is scolding you, you can't do it lightly!" ”

I have a fake teammate...... Leng Yuye's face darkened, and he didn't want to reply directly: "Madrid, you're single, don't you say who else can you say, can't you be a little forced in your heart?" ”

Madrid: ", Brother Rainy Night." ”

Leng Yuye's mouth seemed to be loaded with a Gatling machine gun, and he chattered directly at Madrid.

"Shut up, you single dog."

"Be a single dog, don't you know don't force it."

"There is no quality of a single dog, the dignity of a single dog."

"Say less, break the order early, I don't know this, no wonder you're still single.

Madrid: "I have money. ”

Leng Yuye: "It's common sense to have money and a fart, it's not the same as a single dog, say less and break the order as soon as possible." Don't you still need me to teach you? ”

The two of them fought directly, saying that it was mutual scolding, but it was better to say that it was unilateral mutual scolding, and Madrid did not have the slightest power to fight back, and was directly sprayed by the cold rainy night mouth.

But it may be because of his teammates, Madrid miraculously didn't cry, but waved his hand and said: "Brother Yuye, don't say it, don't say it, I'm wrong, I'm wrong." ”

Now Madrid regrets it very much, thinking that he may have forgotten to take the medicine, and actually got into trouble with him, isn't that looking for abuse?

"Isn't it possible for me to find a problem? Say less and break the order as soon as possible, don't you feel disobedient on a cold and rainy night? ”

"My day, don't say that I forgot, what qualifications does he have to say less and break the order as soon as possible."

"Not qualified at all, and the fucking one who talks a lot to break the bill."

"yes, I don't understand why he was able to say it."

Even Lin Fan felt the same way, and he felt that he should ask the other party this question.

"Brother Yuye, suddenly your cheeks are so thick! This says that others can't break the order if they talk too much, so do you think you have less to draw? ”

Leng Yuye coughed dryly: "For this problem, I think I dare to call it second, and no one dares to call it first. ”

Lin Fan: "Doesn't your heart hurt when you talk like this?" ”

Cold Rainy Night: "What are you kidding, this is all my heartfelt words." ”

"It's okay to pretend to be forced!" Lin Fan praised it.

Leng Yuye smiled shyly: "It's okay, it's okay!" ”

Lin Fan rolled his eyes, and was a little impatient, so he squatted down and said, "For the sake of our teammates, let's say, how can we die?" ”

Originally, Leng Yuye thought that he could escape a catastrophe and boil himself to death by continuing to talk, but now when he heard Lin Fan say this, he also knew that there was no chance, so he got up with a bitter face, thinking of a way in his mind, and he didn't need a second or two to think of a way, and said with a very serious face: "Wait, I still have something to say." ”

"Huh?" Lin Fan was puzzled.

Leng Yuye took a deep breath, and then spoke: "Xiao Fan, you are handsome and chic, the jade tree is in the wind, and there is no reason for you to be handsome, and I am taught by a wise god and martial artist like you." ”

"So you can't do that to me! Someone as handsome as you, just give me a good time! ”

The corners of the audience's mouths twitched fiercely, and they also believed in this possibility very much for the teaching of the cold rainy night.

"It's worthy of a team, shameless are all so similar."

"That's not right, Brother Fan is a little more shameless, but I have to say, it is really possible that Brother Fan taught it."

"I feel the same way, it's just that the cold rainy night is still not good enough for Brother Fan."

Lin Fan didn't plan to give a chance, took out his crossbow, yawned and said, "You know, I've always been good. ”

Leng Yuye thought that this was the next thing, and the other party blew his head one by one, and immediately praised and said: "That's, Xiaofan didn't have to say, it's really good, it's too good, I admit it." ”

"It's good if you admit it." Lin Fan nodded, then walked up in one step, and said slowly.

"After all, you are my teammate, and I am not too ruthless, I will shoot an arrow in your chrysanthemum, I dare to guarantee that you will be okay with this arrow, plus make a memorial, I will blow you up with a grenade."

"I'm going to help blow it up. Then the legs are raised high and spread, because where the crossbow arrow is inserted, this is a picture. I think it's very, very good to be nostalgic. ”

These words made Leng Yuye's mind add a possibility, and he finally lay on the ground, his legs raised high and spread, his hands straightened, and then a crossbow arrow was stuck in his position.

Mom, isn't this just a eunuch who has just been castrated?

Leng Yuye trembled all over, feeling that this was too scary, looking at Lin Fan, just like looking at a demon, he hurriedly begged.

"No, no. Xiaofan, how can you be like this, we are teammates! And isn't this just castrated eunuch who will act like this, I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it. ”

"Yes, you have a vision." Lin Fan nodded, I don't know if this is the case, anyway, an old man in the prison said that in ancient times, eunuchs who had just been castrated in it would insert a feather in it and use it for peeing, and this thing must be very painful to cut, it is impossible to sleep on the side at night, and it is impossible to straighten it, and it is easy to move when the thighs are open, lift the legs against the wall, and open the thighs, so that it will not be injured.

Lin Fan's words made Leng Yuye's eyes light up, rubbing his hands and asking, "Hehe, I still have vision, so you don't want to be like this, you plan to in the head with one arrow, right?" ”

Lin Fan shook his head and said, "No, no, no, how is this possible, I already plan to do this, I think it's so perfect, this is a picture, how handsome!" ”

Because of the relationship between everyone's channels on a cold and rainy night, PDD and Madrid heard this clearly, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva for this.

PDD: "Let's go farther!" It's terrible, it's terrible, if you are caught up by Xiaofan, it will be okay. ”

"I feel the same way. I also think that this world is too terrible, it's better for me to run farther, anyway, we must not be found by Brother Fan. Madrid nodded, agreeing.

The two began to slip away directly, and neither of them asked about the cold rainy night, as if they didn't know him.