After the dinner with my classmates, I went to KTV with Lao Wang and a few classmates who had a good time to drink again.

In the end, I didn't even know how to get back to the Four Seals.

In a daze, I heard the sound of chirping around me.

When I opened my eyes, the cute baby little zombie was sitting next to me with a big tomato, gnawing on it, and its face was covered with tomato juice, just like blood, not to mention how terrifying it was.

Sensing my gaze, the cute baby little zombie handed me the half-eaten tomato: "Father, do you want to eat it?" ”

Not to mention, just the way he looks, it's really refreshing!

I shook my head, rubbed my swelling and painful skull, and asked, "Son, when is it now?" ”

The cute baby zombie continued to nibble on the tomato: "It's almost twelve o'clock." ”

I rubbed my head and sat up: "It's okay, I didn't sleep long." ”

The cute baby little zombie rolled her eyes at me: "You've slept for a day and a night, and this is the next day." ”

The corners of my mouth twitched, this time I really drank too much, I can't even remember what happened the day before yesterday, and I drank a broken piece.

Vaguely, I always feel as if I was a little debauched this time, I remember when I was in KTV, Wang Dazhui and Lao Wang drank and danced on the table or something.

I asked, "How did I get back?" ”

As soon as the words fell, the cute baby little zombie suddenly looked at me with a look of your death: "Mommy drove you back." ”

Yushu?

Stunned for a moment, I asked, "What about your mommy?" ”

"What else do you say?" The cute baby little zombie continued to look at me with a look of your dead eyes: "You Mommy, she sent you back and left, very angry." ”

Damn, what the hell is going on?

Yushu rarely loses her temper!

I'm drunk like a dog, according to her character, how can she take care of me, why did she throw me down and leave?

Thinking about it, I hurriedly asked, "Did Mommy tell you what I did?" ”

The cute baby little zombie shook his head and said, "You call Mommy yourself." After that, he munched on the tomatoes.

After hesitating, I still picked up my phone and called Yushu, anyway, I have to find out what happened first, right?

At this time, it was already twelve o'clock, and what I didn't expect was that as soon as the phone rang, Yushu answered the phone.

"Hey." Yushu's voice was very cold, and I had goosebumps when I heard it, this is definitely an accident!

"Ahem...... What, you're angry? I smiled and said, "Don't be angry, okay?" I'll sell you cute, tweet ......"

"Gross!"

As soon as the words fell, the cute baby zombie who was gnawing on the tomato on the side retched for a while, and glanced at me with disdain: "It's so disgusting to sell cute, the baby is going to vomit." ”

With that, the kid jumped off the stool, twisted his ****** and ran out.

I'm embarrassed to death, what can I do? I'm desperate!

It's really disgusting for a big man to sell cuteness like this, but people eat this set!

At this time, Yu Shu's cold voice sounded on the other end of the phone: "WeChat gives you a video." ”

With that, he hung up the phone.

I frowned, why is there still a video?

Just thinking about it, the phone vibrated a little, and it was a video sent by Yushu.

I clicked on the video and watched, and the skull was about to explode when I boarded!

Yaya's legs, this time it's too big!

In the video, I was on the street with Lao Wang Da Hammer and a few classmates who went to KTV to sing and drink together, one of us had a wine bottle in our hands, running side by side, and there was a large group of people watching nearby, all with ghost expressions.

Running and running, Wang Dazhui, the bastard, was like crazy, ripped off his shirt, and laughed: "Fellow villagers, I, Hu Hansan, will perform a striptease for you!" ”

After speaking, Wang Da Hammer began to writhe, and his fat body turned over the waves of meat, looking greasy to death!

Immediately after, several other students also took off their clothes and twisted on the road.

Fortunately, Lao Wang and I were still relatively restrained at the time, and the two of us stood shoulder to shoulder, laughing like two fools.

But this scene, how could Yushu be angry with me?

Just thinking about it, in the video, I suddenly screamed, and then shouted: "Zhou Xiaoqing, Yushu, Bai Ling'er, I love you, I love you, I love you!" ”

"Beast!"

The melon-eating crowd on the roadside scolded in unison.

"!" I turned my head and raised my middle finger at the melon-eating crowd, "I'm handsome, blame me?" ”

Seeing this, I couldn't help but gasp, Yaya's leg, I wasn't killed the night before, it is estimated that the ancestral tomb was smoking!

At this time, in the video, Lao Wang also rushed to my side, waved his hands and shouted: "Folks, let me see your hands, follow my rhythm, hi hi hi ......"

After speaking, Lao Wang was like King Kong transforming, ripped off the shirt on his body, and jumped with Wang Dazhui and several of them.

While jumping, Lao Wang also shouted: "Friends on the mountain, friends on the trees, friends on the road, friends over there, let me see your hands!" ”

I watched the video and couldn't help but slap it on the head, this time it was really a shame to form a group and throw it to grandma's house!

It is estimated that Yushu was angry because I called the names of Zhou Xiaoqing and Bai Ling'er.

But the video wasn't over yet, so I kept watching.

In the video, Wang Dazhui and Lao Wang jumped like two mad dogs, and from time to time they had to go around the road and shout at those stupid melon-eating people to come together.

Jumping and jumping, suddenly, Wang Dazhui stood in the middle of the road and began to take off his pants, shouting while taking them off: "Wahahahaha...... Whoever wants to come to the zoo to visit the golden-winged Dapeng bird, a dollar at a time! ”

Ahh

I wasn't calm on the spot, is the black fat man Wang Dazhui planning to let himself go?

In the video, Lao Wang and I and a few classmates rushed up to stop Wang Da Hammer, but Wang Da Hammer was good, pouting ****** shouting at a few of us: "Brothers, first come, first served, the golden-winged Dapeng bird is yours, do you want to eat it?" ”

"Beep a teddy dog, beat him!" Lao Wang angrily picked up his fist and rushed up, and several classmates also pounced, pressing Wang's sledgehammer was a fat beating.

In the video, I didn't rush up, but watched the crowd, and finally locked my eyes on the camera where the video was taken, and then walked over with a smile.

I wanted to hide from this video, but I snatched my phone, I smiled at the camera with red eyes: "A month, I'm going to die in another month......"

This was the end of the video, and I looked at WeChat in amazement.

Immediately after, Yushu's phone called, I hurriedly answered the phone, and asked with a smile, "Where did you get this video?" I guess it's hard to find. ”

Yushu said on the other end of the phone: "It's not difficult to find, it's all over the Internet." ”

it!

It's all over the calf!

10,000 slots of Nima in my head are running wildly, and this time it is really famous!

"Teacher Wang and Wang Dazhui are both in the hospital now, and things are already pressing down, and it will not affect them." On the other end of the phone, Yushu's voice was still cold, "Do you know why I'm angry?" ”

I felt quite relieved, and said in a deep voice: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned Zhou Xiaoqing and Bai Ling'er." ”

"You still don't understand!" On the other end of the phone, Yushu's voice suddenly became louder, and he said with a crying voice: "I, I don't want you to die!" ”

Ahem, the last chapter wrote Lao Wang as Lao Gu, and the set went wrong and has been revised.

(End of chapter)