Chapter 261: Funny Impermanence
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Takasugi was already trembling with fright in the car, looking at the long-tongued ghost in black clothes and black face in front of him, and couldn't say a word for a while. But Hei Wuchang had no ill will towards him, and only looked at him peacefully.
"Uninteresting, uninteresting, so boring! The deity has itchy hands, and I'm ready to fight you for a few rounds! Look at the two unfortunate goods, and when they saw the deity, they ran away. ”
Hei Wuchang shook his head and sighed, and at the same time opened his mouth and stretched out his tongue, he began to work.
Takasugi patted his head and thought hard...... Finally, he understood, it turned out that this black impermanence wanted to fight the landlord with them!
"Oh, you said it earlier, I was so scared that I almost needed to change my pants."
Takasugi also knew not to express the matter of almost wetting his pants directly, but Hei Wuchang was already laughing. Look at Ghost Foot Seven and the little ghost head Shu Lei, who have been sucked back by his long tongue.
"Sit down! Get the cards out! ”
Black Impermanence immediately straightened his face and ordered the two ghosts solemnly. The two ghosts didn't know what they meant, but they didn't dare to disobey the ghost's order, so they had to obediently put the playing cards they had just put away and put them back on the car seats, and they squatted next to them.
"Then you just squat, anyway, a ghost doesn't know how to be tired. Okay, let's start playing, and today I'm going to show you what a master is. ”
Kuroimermana said, pushing Takasugi aside and sitting in Takasugi's place.
"That'...... Then I'll take a break, hehe, and watch the game for you. ”
"What? You dare to call me Black? My nickname is only when I am alive, and my parents can call me like this. ”
Hei Wuchang suddenly glared at Gao Sugi, and Gao Sugi's "hehe" smile actually caused Hei Wuchang to have a misunderstanding. Seeing this, Takasugi hurriedly explained, "No, no! You are mistaken! I'm talking hehe, it's not your black, it's ...... It's just hey! ”
Takasugi's explanation, in fact, Hei Wuchang didn't pay attention to it at all, and he didn't really bother with Takasugi, but he just wanted to take the opportunity to shake off the prestige of the ghost. Once the game starts, the black impermanence is completely addicted. At this time, Ghost Foot Seven and the little ghost head Shu Lei also fully understood the meaning of black impermanence, and the fear in their hearts disappeared in an instant.
"Lord Shangcha, please play your cards first."
Devilfoot Seven said respectfully.
Shu Lei also echoed: "You please, you please." ”
The sycophancy of the two ghosts made Hei Wuchang feel happy in his heart, and he had already begun to play cards. As everyone knows, a pair of eyes are peeking behind him.
The three ghosts fighting the landlord are already a strange story in the anecdote.
Within a few rounds, Ghost Foot Seven and Shu Lei showed their "defeat", and this time the black impermanence was even more proud.
"Haha! I won! I say...... Two little ghost babies, get the money quickly. ”
Hei Wuchang just won a handful, and actually laughed arrogantly, reaching out to Devil's Foot Seven and Shu Lei to ask for money. Shu Lei touched the ghost foot with his elbow and said, "Who told you to let him come?" Dumbfounded this time, right? He wins, and you have to pay out of your pocket. ”
Ghost Foot Seven was full of frustration, and replied to the little ghost head Shu Lei with the technique of sound transmission: "Hey! Who makes the ghosts of the family older than us! ”
"What are you two rubbing about? Get the money! I like to settle the accounts one game at a time, without arrears! ”
Black Impermanence was still holding out his hand, waiting to ask for money.
"Your Excellency, I'm sorry I didn't bring cash! That one...... How many cards and vouchers do I have for you here? ”
Ghostfoot Seven said with a dejected face.
"Hey, hey! Why don't you bring some cash with you? Our underworld is not like the human world, what kind of treasure is there...... Ay! Forget it, forget it! I'll just suffer a little loss, I took this meal card and voucher. Hey, what's the menu at that restaurant? ”
Hei Wuchang took the meal card and voucher in Ghost Foot Seven's hand, and actually asked if the dishes were good?
Takasugi on the side felt funny, a group of ghosts who can only smell the smell are still picky about what dishes? It's so funny!
"Well, good. Like what...... Stir-fried earthworms, stewed turtle bones, and five-poisonous snake skin soup all taste good! ”
Ghost Foot Seven introduced the characteristics of that restaurant to Black Impermanence, and he heard that Black Impermanence was all flowing. But soon he stretched out his hand to the little ghost head Shu Lei, and said, "What about your share?" ”
The little ghost head Shu Lei was just about to cry poor and said, "Lord Shangcha, I have no money." However, it was at this moment that the one behind the black impermanence finally spoke.
"Heihei, have you had enough?"
"Yo he! You bastard, you actually call me by my nickname again! Be careful, I will go back to report to the king of Hades and reduce your longevity by a few years. ”
Hei Wuchang didn't look back, he just thought that it was Takasugi calling him again, so he scolded a few words angrily.
"It's okay, I don't have any longevity to lose. It's black you...... Be careful, be careful that Hades treats you for dereliction of duty! ”
Hearing these confident words, Hei Wuchang finally turned his head. Seeing that Bai Wuchang was actually standing behind him, he immediately stuffed the meal cards and vouchers he had won into his sleeve. He also said: "Hehe, Xiaobai, we have been partners for so many years, I believe you will not be so ruthless, right?" ”
"Hehe, if he doesn't report you, it doesn't mean that others won't! I'm not a ghost, but there's a way to report it to Hades, do you believe it? ”
Lin Yulan suddenly walked into the car, although this was a bit exaggerated, maybe it really played a role in intimidating the black impermanence. Because he is indeed suspected of dereliction of duty, the duty of the ghost is to catch ghosts and reincarnate, but he plays with the ghosts and fights the landlord. In view of this move, Hei Wuchang was indeed a little weak-hearted, so he was frightened by Lin Yulan's words.
Lin Yulan saw that the black impermanence had already been set, so she took advantage of the victory to chase and take out the small DV. At this time, Mi Hu and Mu Ke'er in the other car also came to watch. Lin Yulan was very excited, and the female ghost gave her a thumbs up on the side. I didn't expect a weak woman to be able to deter the two big leaders of the ghost world. Lin Yulan asked Mu Keer to open the video in the DV and watch it for black and white impermanence, and then took out the bottle and a half of Lethe River wine. She deliberately opened the cap of the bottle, allowing the strong smell of wine to penetrate the two ghosts' noses.
While watching the video in black and white, Mi Hu and Gao Shan took the initiative to make narration introductions, while Lin Yulan and Mu Keer added fuel and vinegar to say bad things about those scum beasts.
Soon after watching the video, Black and White Impermanence turned around and asked for a drink. Lin Yulan had already guarded against them, and she had already taken the spirit rune and dangled it in her hand.
"Excuse me, you two! Subtract twenty years from the lifespan of those scumbags, and let them die of a serious illness or a tragic death under the wheel, to thank them for the sins of this life! ”
Lin Yulan put forward such a condition, and the black and white impermanence thought for a moment, and finally nodded.
"Come on, come on, take pictures as proof. Please show me your work cards, that's cool! ”
Mu Keer suddenly took out his mobile phone and prepared to take a picture of the black and white impermanence. Unexpectedly, they were very cooperative, holding their work cards, sticking out their tongues, widening their eyes and sticking out a scissor hand.
"Well, the evidence is in my hands, if you don't keep your promises...... You know the consequences. ”
Lin Yulan actually said such threatening language, although black and white impermanence was very reluctant, but she could only do what she said.
"Who let people have a spirit talisman in their hands, after all, we are ghosts......"
These were the words of black and white impermanence, and they almost didn't cry. Lin Yulan saw that it was almost hot, so she added another handful of "firewood".
"This half bottle of fine wine, let the two of you drink it today. As for the rest of the bottle...... Hehe, wait until you bring the Hades's decree to those beasts, and then drink it as a celebratory wine. ”
Lin Yulan's words almost made her so angry that she vomited ghost blood. However, as senior drunkards, they still couldn't resist the temptation of the smell of wine, and they still readily agreed.
At this moment, two shadows suddenly flashed outside the car window.