Chapter 113: Group Chat Function: Learn a Ha
The two big demons are fighting dogs in the air, yes, they are dogs.
The crazy bloodthirsty madman still cares about Meng Nan, first cut off the bird head of the Lord of All Changes, and sacrifices the blood god of terror to talk about it, but unfortunately the chaos demon branch of the mad demon has focused its skills on strength and defense, and it can't do any psionic spells, so it can only use the blood whip in his hand as a long-range weapon.
The Lord of Change wouldn't be stupid enough to engage a bloodthirsty demon in hand-to-hand combat, dodging as it turned back.
That's probably the case with the mage PK frenzy.
The Chaos Demons are not united internally, and they often fight for territory in subspace, and they fight too much, so they are naturally very familiar with each other's routines, and it can even be said that they know more about the enemy than they know about themselves.
This impromptu encore will definitely not end in a while.
The huge bird-headed demon swept across the sea dozens of meters away from the Source of All Evils at high speed, and the wind brought by its huge and slender body whined and screamed.
At this moment, it suddenly turned its head to look at Meng Nan, and a sharp voice appeared in Meng Nan's head: "Greenskin, my lord told you to run quickly." ”
"Huh? Did I hear me right?"
Meng Nan, who bent slightly to resist the wind, opened his mouth wide, and all kinds of boundless conspiracy theories sprayed all over his brain like a volcanic eruption. What's the matter, Tzeentch's men are allies hiding in the enemy camp? No, no, no, Tzeentch must have an ulterior motive!
In the official setting, Tzeentch and intrigue can be equated, and any of its actions and orders have a deep meaning.
So what does it mean to let yourself run away, will it be self-defeating?
"I can't delay long, run!" the demon said again in a tone of unquestioning sincerity.
Meng Nan glanced in the direction of the mainland, and the flames of war were getting closer and closer. The Great Impure of Nurgle was moving slowly in this direction with all its might, its body morbidly bloated, rolling like a yellow-green ball of flesh on the ground. The Keeper of Slaanesh was so excited that he forgot his mission, and was laughing madly at the Imperial Titan to dismantle the Titan into parts, and the screams of terror coming from the Titan were so crisp that it was crispy to the bones.
Whether to escape or not has become the most difficult choice at the moment, and if you escape, you may fall into the trap set by Tzeentch, but if you don't...... Do you have to wait for all kinds of demons to come around and have a party?
“HOHOHOHO...... Are you in trouble, my friend?"
The status quo is chaotic enough, Meng Nan didn't expect the familiar voice to appear again, what kind of excitement did he come to join.
"Emperor...... The Emperor?"
The other party gloated and replied: "That's right, it's me, of course, there are two other people who accompany me to watch the excitement...... Uh, friends. ”
The two "friends" in the emperor's mouth immediately interjected, their voices loud and thick.
"Hey, I'm a girl's brother. ”
"I'm Brother Mao, boy. ”
"WTF, don't play tricks, I know it's you!" Meng Nan felt his head buzz.
The emperor laughed again: "HOHOHOHO, this is in the old language...... Once...... Once bitten by a snake for ten years, I was afraid of the well rope, right? Don't worry, I'm the Emperor, and the psionic signal that Tzeentch sent to you has been forcibly isolated by me using technical means, so it can only ask his subordinates to bring you a message. ”
"No, it's us, we're looking for it. ”
"Shut up, I thought about it!"
"You actually said that Ya came up with it alone?Waaaagh!"
Then the roaring voices of the two European Krypton bosses sounded in Meng Nan's head, which was so loud that he felt that his brain was about to be burned. Soon, the roars of Brother Gang and Brother Mao disappeared, and the emperor's voice appeared again: "They will be busy, I'll block the group chat function for the time being." ”
Meng Nan doesn't need to guess to know what to do, and he must be fighting again. At the same time, I didn't forget to complain: "I didn't expect you to be the leader of the group!"
"Look, my friend, even if I don't trouble you, trouble will find you, won't it?"
When he mentioned this, Meng Nan was angry in his heart, and immediately asked, "Heh, isn't it the trouble you gave me?"
"Actually, even if I don't tell them, they will come to you, do you know why, because the projection of your soul in subspace has become brighter and brighter, and it is only a matter of time before they come to the door, this is the instinct of the best MLM people in subspace, and what I do can only be regarded as a trivial catalyst. ”
"Oh, so I have to thank you?"
"HOHOHO, WORDS OF THANKS GO WITHOUT SAYING, YOU KNOW WHAT I CRAVE, AND THAT'S FREEDON. ”
Meng Nan was completely defeated by the other party's brazenness: "When you shout this slogan, shouldn't you still wear a checkered skirt and then paint blue paint on your face?" ”
"I love your humor, my friend!HOHOHOHO......"
Then a three-dimensional image of extremely spicy eyes appeared in Meng Nan's mind. Meng Nan was disgusted, psionic communication hey, it's useless to close your eyes!
"The title of the greatest heresy in the Human Empire should be given to you, and I believe that if the Empire's state religion saw this picture, they would definitely drag you off the toilet bowl and burn you clean. ”
After hearing this, the emperor was silent for a long time, and broke the news: "It's not that I haven't tried, it's just that the lucky ones who dreamed of such images were either burned at the stake or went crazy, and the few survivors remained silent...... I'm disappointed with their performance. ”
Meng Nan suddenly remembered those people who showed off their fruit photos and half-fruit photos on the Internet, that kind of behavior can be described as very, very avant-garde and bold, at least Meng Nan has not done that.
"You know I can read what you're thinking. I still have a lot of photos of girls here, do you want to see them?"
"Please, don't discuss this, okay, I'm not a brother, and I don't like to help her, and I'm not in the mood to talk nonsense with you now, my emperor brother!"
The emperor's tone finally became serious: "Oh, yes, I came to you for this business. What did Tzeentch tell you?"
"It told me to run. ”
"Then run away. The emperor's words were unusually crisp, not at all muddy, and it seemed that he didn't even move his mind.
Meng Nan didn't expect the other party to say this: "That's Tzeentch's suggestion!"
"What can you do if you don't escape, do you plan to come to subspace to play cards with me? Or do you plan to accompany the two of them to fight the landlord, or to play kissing with Slaane?"
Meng Nan still hesitated.
I heard the other party add: "My friend, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, you have to believe in yourself, and you must also believe that Tzeentch is not as high as 25 IQ as the legend, at least it has never won me in playing cards, you can run away with peace of mind." Oops, I can't say any more, and I'll have to ask the kitten to help me recharge again. Bye-ha. ”
The Emperor's Mouth of the Recharge...... That's a burner, and all of them have to be psionics, and a thousand a day has never been shut down.
The calm in his mind regained again, don't look at it, it seems to have said a lot, in fact, it was just a moment for Meng Nan, and Meng Nan, whose eyes were no longer empty, finally made a decision......