(The first half of this chapter is a bit poisonous, so it's recommended to pull it directly to the bottom half, and it's best not to read it when eating.) )

When the audience saw Lin Fan suddenly take a melon out, they all felt a little bit like something was missing, and suddenly realized.

All of a sudden, whether it is in the Internet café or their own audience, they all go to get snacks or fruits.

"Not to mention that I forgot, the feeling of watching the game and eating, the taste, is completely different."

"Mmmm, that's right, even if you eat Xiang, then it's fragrant."

"Silently shielding the barrage, before that I just want to say, the insects are white, soft, and beautiful."

"Silently shielding the barrage, before that, I add, the insects move very well, as if they can dance."

"Silently shielding the barrage, before that, I want to say, that's not all, this worm is as thin as a toothpick, and it looks very cute."

"6666, brothers, I like you like this, I'll ...... too"

Suddenly, a half-formation spoof barrage appeared on the screen.

And these spoofers, after sending the message, all looked at Lin Fan with a wicked smile, as if they all saw Lin Fan's imminent expression.

At this time, Lin Fan ate a mouthful of melons, subconsciously looked at the barrage, and found that many people were talking about closing the barrage, and then Xiang, insects or something.

Lin Fan has been in prison, and it is not uncommon for this kind of thing to happen in prison and he has experienced too much, so he didn't feel any discomfort at all, but spoke up

"What's it, let me tell you, this thing of worms, use spicy chicken, ginger, garlic, and stir-fry it, it's fragrant, I don't believe you can taste it."

Vomit~

Vomit~

Vomit~

This sentence made millions of viewers, a large number of people have a vomiting reaction, and a small number of people have a strong ability to bear it, and there is no discomfort.

"I ...... I knew I wasn't fooling around, but suddenly the spicy strips in my hand were tasteless. ”

"Fuck, labor and management are just cute, Brother Fan, do you want to be scary, shit worms are used to cook, no, I'm going to vomit."

"Whoever the takes the lead, come out for Lao Tzu."

"It's not you, if you hadn't said Xiang, it would have been like this."

"No, no, I'm going to throw up."

The audience who posted the barrage said that this problem wanted to cry without tears, and spoofed it himself, but he didn't expect to pick up the stone and hit it, not only did he not succeed in the spoof, but the other party didn't say it, but he was disgusted by the other party.

This is too pitiful, even the fans are pitted, my delicious .........

At this time, the game screen opened, and a hall appeared directly, with two men and one woman inside.

The special woman sat on the sofa, in a black one-piece dress, tied with her hair, very slender legs, wearing a pair of black stockings, and placed on her side on the ground.

Lin Fan just dug a mouthful of melon and put it in his mouth, looked up and just saw this scene, his eyes widened, he quickly swallowed the melon in his mouth, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said.

"Wow, this can really play the year~"

His words also made the audience subconsciously take a look, and they also discovered this situation, looking at the long legs and swallowing a mouthful of saliva

"This leg, give me three years to play, and both hands to type to show innocence."

"I can play for ten years, and typing with both hands means innocence."

"I want to say, who is this, I can play with this leg for the rest of my life, and I can type with both hands to show my innocence."

"Do you feel it, the barrage is a little less."

"I feel it, it's all gone, I just finished masturbating, it's so cool."

"Isn't it? So fast? ”

"It's okay, it's been a little longer this time."

“……… nbnb。 ”

At this time, in the screen, there were three commentators, two men sitting on the sofa on the right, and women sitting on the sofa on the left chatting.

The male 1 commentator looked at the beautiful woman and commented: "Dumpling-kun, as soon as the live broadcast is turned on now, it is estimated that the audience is watching you, and the two of us are the foils." ”

The beautiful woman known as Dumpling-kun commented, smiled elegantly and said, "How is this possible, the audience is all coming to watch the game." ”

Male 2 laughed loudly, and then said with a straight face: "By the way, Team XYJ will participate in the competition today, and Long Wei is on the substitute list, do you think Long Wei will create a Grand Slam again?" ”

Male 1 continued: "I think it's very possible, the problem of legs, I don't know if it will affect his skills, but Long Wei's strength is really nothing to say, I am looking forward to waiting for his performance, his crazy boundless appearance, I think it is very domineering." ”

Hearing this, Lin Fan touched his nose, he didn't go to the game, and it seemed that he would play.

"I think I'll cry when I wait for two commentators."

"Is this an invisible pit? Brother Fan was live streaming and didn't go to the game at all. ”

"If it weren't for Brother Fan here, I would have almost believed it."

The two male commentators chatted sentence by sentence, while the female commentator on the side leaned over and said with an embarrassed face.

"Well, I'll excuse me."

The two male commentators stopped and turned their heads to look at Dumpling-kun in confusion.

Dumpling Jun said with an embarrassed face: "That, although Long Wei is on the bench, I got the news that the other party did not come over to participate in the game for some reason." ”

These words instantly made the smiles of the two male commentators solidify, and they looked at Dumpling-kun in disbelief.

Dumpling-kun nodded with an embarrassed smile, and then silently stepped back.

After the two men's explanations were confirmed, they swallowed a mouthful of saliva violently, and the two men explained.

"Actually, Long Wei didn't come to the competition, I already knew, and the reason why I said that was so that people could experience the feeling of orgasm while sitting on a roller coaster."

Male 1 also reacted quickly: "Hey, I think so too, we seem to think of a piece." ”

Male 2: "The game is about to start, and I'm looking forward to this match, after all, it's the first offline game in our country. ”

Although the two said so, they also knew that this embarrassment was reluctantly resolved, and they were very aggrieved about it, and they wanted to cry.

I want to be quiet, don't ask me who Jingjing is......

They didn't know it because they saw Lin Fan as a substitute on the list, and a few days ago, they learned that Lin Fan would participate in the game.

And knowing the reason, it was the person in charge of Penguin E-sports who told them that they would put Lin Fan in the first position when the time came.

So they thought that Lin Fan would compete, but they didn't expect this result at all......

As for Dumpling, because the hotel he stayed in happened to be the same hotel as the one where XYJ lived, he learned about the situation from inside.

On the other side, millions of viewers in Lin Fan's live broadcast room laughed.

"Brother Fan, it's really true that Aunt Cang called you a pit, you are really a pit."

"Brother Fan is simply a sinkhole, as long as he says that he is absolutely not good."

"I finally understand now, why Xiaocang said that Lin Fan is a pit, and he is indeed quite a pit."

"If the people haven't arrived, this will trap them, Brother Fan, do you have the attribute of pit goods?"

"Wrong, I think he's a humanoid but unlucky to be plugged in, whoever says he's unlucky."

"This plug-in, where to buy it, can Brother Fan tell me, I'll also install one."

As the party Lin Fan smiled helplessly, people are not stupid, looking at where this commentary is so blown, from the inside, I understand that this is Penguin E-sports showing favor to himself, and it is estimated that he will invite himself to go over and broadcast it live soon.

Knowing this, Lin Fan didn't mind too much, and it was true that the betta fish had been brought for so long, so it was time to change places.

PS: I drank too much last night, so the second shift was .........

(End of chapter)