The old turtle spirit was quite envious of Xu Laosan at that time, and said over there: "If I can summon the primordial god of Master Guan, how good it would be, at least most of the immortals, I am not afraid." ”

Xu Laosan glared at him and said boldly! What do you mean, Yuan Laojiao, do you want to use Guan Shengdi as a thug, so that you can do evil everywhere!

The old turtle shrank his neck and said, "Xu Laosan, what do you mean, don't button my hat indiscriminately, how can I have that mind!" ”

"Old turtle Yuan, you go into your own room now, close the door and think about the past, otherwise I will tell Master Guan the truth about what you just said, and see how he rectifies you, he actually wants to treat Master Guan as a thug!"

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, the old turtle said that he couldn't be provoked, he couldn't be provoked, and then ran away.

As soon as the old turtle spirit left, I said Third Grandpa, why are you scaring him so much.

"I don't scare him, he is still here endlessly, how can I tell you things, don't you want to ask, why is the great seal of Lord Yama in charge of the little judge tonight?"

Xu Laosan's words aroused my interest.

Of course I want to know!

"Boy, let me tell you, a very big misunderstanding broke out between the underworld and the Dragon Palace, and the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas have united and are planning to bypass the heavenly court and launch an attack on the underworld."

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I was dumbfounded.

What a blast!

It's no wonder that now, even Hu Jingtian, who is about to become a ghost king in the world, doesn't want to care about it, it turns out that Lord Yama wants to mobilize troops to deal with the possible attack of the Dragon King of the Four Seas.

I first told Xu Laosan about the last time the Dragon King of the West Sea took the Dragon King of Jing to visit the underworld.

Then I said: "The third grandfather, the underworld and the dragon king of the four seas, all go their own way, it stands to reason that the well water does not interfere with the river water, why is there such a big trouble this time?" It shouldn't be. ”

"The bullshit well water does not violate the river water, this time it is the well water that violates the yin water of the underworld! The matter is with that Well Dragon King! ”

Then Xu Laosan told me about the matter.

It turned out that the Well Dragon King fell in love with a pink skeleton last time, and the previous time black ate black, I talked about it quite well, but the pink skeleton turned out to be the cousin of Lord Hades.

"The little judge said that it was the cousin of Lord Yama, but in my opinion, there are so many cousins who must be the junior raised by Lord Yama, and as a result, you can tell me that King Jing went to provoke the pink skeleton, isn't this a hard kick for Lord Yama's eggs!"

I smiled and said that the third grandfather might really be someone else's cousin.

"If it were my cousin, Lord Yama would have been able to go over in person, catch the rape in bed in the cave of the pink skeleton, and kill both the pink skeleton and the well dragon king with the Hades lock!"

What Xu Laosan said also makes sense.

From the point of view of Lord Yama, his cousin fell in love with the King of the Well Dragon, even if he thought that the King of the Well Dragon wanted to deceive his cousin, then he just killed the King of the Well Dragon, and he couldn't kill his cousin.

Xu Laosan explained to me the Hades lock again, saying that the full name was the Hades soul chasing and killing lock.

This thing is the personal blade of Lord Yama, and the four major judges and the ten yin handsomes may not have seen this thing.

It is said that as soon as the Hades lock comes out, even if the living person is only touched by a little bit of the murderous aura of the Hades lock, the entire vertebrae will turn into ashes in the body, and then the soul will instantly turn into steam and evaporate.

Even if it is a mountain god like me, if he is hit by the lock of Hades, all the scale armor on his body will be peeled off, of course, the original god will also peel off with the scale armor, and if you want to be resurrected, you absolutely can't.

As for the little immortal like the Well Dragon King, when he touches the Hades lock, the dragon tendons will immediately pop out of his body.

"If Lord Yama kills the Well Dragon King in another way, everything is easy to discuss, because the Dragon King of the Four Seas will definitely not make trouble with the underworld because of a small Well Dragon King to the point where it is now tense, and the big deal is that the underworld will give some compensation, and then apologize and give the Dragon King a step down."

When Xu Laosan said this, he lit a cigarette and smiled on his face.

"Eldest grandson, do you know what the most taboo way to die for Shenlong is?" Xu Laosan asked me.

I said I know, it must be scraping dragon scales and pumping Longjiang, before the third prince of Nezha, he smoked dragon tendons, and the dragon lord complained in the sky and on the ground, but he didn't want to let him go.

Xu Laosan nodded, and said yes, Shenlong is not afraid of death, but he is afraid that he will be taken away from the dragon tendons after death.

As soon as Xu Laosan said this, I understood.

This time, Lord Yama killed the pink skeleton and the Well Dragon King, and he used the Hades lock, so that as soon as the Well Dragon King died, the dragon tendons were ejected from the body by the Hades lock.

Then in the eyes of the Dragon King of the Four Seas, this is the Lord of Hades, who has sucked away the dragon tendons of the Well Dragon King.

"If you want to say that Lord Yama, you can return the dragon tendon to Shenlong, let the Shenlong family, bury the Well Dragon King, this matter still has to be discussed, the result is good, Lord Yama killed the Well Dragon King and the pink skull, so he left angrily, and did not take the dragon ......tendon at all."

Listening to Xu Laosan say this, I said that this is not simple, just go back and find the dragon tendon and return it to the Shenlong family.

"That dragon tendon, the dungeon and the dragon palace, have been sent to find it countless times, and the cave of the pink skeleton has been turned over and over, but they have not been found at all, and I don't know who took it!"

Xu Laosan paused when he said this.

"So now that the dragon tendons are gone, the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas unanimously believe that Lord Yama took away the dragon tendons of the Well Dragon King in order to make a treasure, and it is inferred from this that Lord Yama must have been a premeditated slaughter of the Well Dragon King, so the Shenlong family must fight to the death with the underworld."

Xu Laosan said in an accentuated tone, but the expression on his face was indeed an expression that was not too big to look at the excitement.

I nodded, and said that I understand the Shenlong family, if this matter, the underworld does not give an explanation, then all the immortals in the future will feel that the dragon is easy to bully, and they will specifically look for that kind of weak Shenlong, what to do if they go to draw dragon tendons.

Xu Laosan smiled and said that it was best to fight.

I'll just say Third Grandpa, why do you have a lively expression, if the Difu and the Dragon Palace really secretly start a war without the Heavenly Court, this is a big disaster!

"Eldest grandson, you don't understand, the so-called troubled times produce heroes, only troubled times can fish in troubled waters, the bigger they fight, the better, it is best to control the life and death of the Lord of Yama, this time also died, in this way, the vitality of the underworld is greatly damaged, and when it needs to be rebuilt, your little aunt will have the hope of becoming a female Yama king!"

I said in my heart that Xu Laosan is about to be a demon barrier for Zhang Lin, and he actually wants to merge the underworld and the Dragon Palace.

I glanced at Xu Laosan and said to him jokingly: "Third grandfather, you don't want to wait for Zhang Lin to become the king of Hades and change your lifespan to 10,000 years." ”

"Life is also happy and death is not bitter, I don't want to live as an old turtle Wang Ba, I just want my little aunt, the bigger the official, the better, the eldest grandson, the bigger your little aunt is the official, the more you follow the light."

I smiled and said that the official position of the king of Hades is not enough, otherwise, let's wait for the little aunt to become the king of Hades, let the underworld unite all the earth immortals, and then provoke the infighting of the heavenly court, so that when the heavenly court is in chaos, wouldn't it be better to directly help the little aunt to the throne of the female Jade Emperor.

I was so obviously sarcastic, Xu Laosan didn't even hear it.

The old guy slapped his thigh instead, saying yes, a good man should have such ambitions, let's do it like this, and let your little aunt become the Jade Emperor in the future, and be admired by the Three Realms!

I stood up at that time, went outside to fetch a basin of water, and put it in front of Xu Laosan.

Xu Laosan glanced at me and said, What do you mean by kid?

"Third grandpa, I feel that you have a magic barrier, you must have taken the wrong medicine, the little aunt is just a ghost now, whether she can be a little judge, or a little yin handsome, it's not necessarily, you even want to fantasize, let her be the Jade Emperor, alas, third grandpa, wash your face well, sober up!"

I walked to the corner, lifted the covers, and got in.

When I woke up, I went to ask Xu Laosan again, do you still want my little aunt to be the Jade Emperor?

"I think, but I don't want to provoke a large-scale battle through bloody means, it's still not okay, that's too evil, and Master Guan may not agree, I feel that it's better to think of other ways."

Xu Laosan is serious, with dark circles under his eyes.

I couldn't help but smile bitterly.

It seems that he has not slept, and has been daydreaming of letting his daughter be the Jade Emperor.

I shook my head and said Third Grandpa, think about your method, I'm going out for breakfast.

"Slow down, kid, I'll discuss something with you." Xu Laosan shouted behind me.

I didn't want to pay attention to this crazy old madman, who didn't know the height of the sky, so I pretended not to hear it, and walked briskly forward.

"Stop, I'll tell you a big secret!"