"Bang la" the sound of the water flowing.

Wang Fatzi stood under the shower, feeling like a world away, he was beaten to death at the beginning, and then Yu Min came, helping him wipe his body and rubbing medicine, but also told himself what he wanted to do and give himself gifts.

That's all about it, and when he left, he even gave himself a big gift. Thinking of the woman in the pajamas just now, the appearance of the wind and bone-chilling on his body, Wang Fatzi couldn't help but grab under him and touched a few handfuls fiercely.

"Alas!" Immediately afterwards, Wang Fatzi sighed, why, the reason is very simple, the time is too short. In the past, Wang Fatzi always thought that as long as he gave himself a woman, he could create a race.

In fact, it is a very slap in the face, if that is really the case, Wang Fatzi feels that he is likely to exhaust himself to death, and he will not be able to create a nation. Otherwise, there would be no such thing as a man being an ox and a woman being the land, and there is only a tired cow, and there is no such thing as a ploughed land.

"It is said that men go downhill after the age of thirty, and I am still more than two years away? How did it go downhill? Wang Fatzi thought sadly.

"Was it just two minutes? How do I feel like it's just over a minute? Wang Fatzi thought about it again.

"One minute and six seconds!" A voice rang out suddenly.

"Oh!" As soon as Wang Fatzi wanted to nod, he immediately reacted and exclaimed, "! Who? ”

"You。。。。。。 You...... You...... You're fucking sick, voyeur! Wang Fatzi covered his crotch and scolded Yu Min who was standing beside him.

Yu Min looked very disdainful: "I've seen more than you!" ”

"Let's go, hurry up, in the middle of the night, come and talk to me more than anyone who has seen more birds, sick!" Wang Fatzi covered his crotch with one hand and waved it with the other.

"You don't really have more birds than anyone else I've ever seen, do you? Wang Fatzi suddenly had a vulgar idea, and he didn't cover his hand, so he took it away generously and let the little fat man and Yu Min meet.

No matter how cold Yu Min was, he was not like a mortal, and he couldn't ignore this, so he threw a bath towel to Wang Fatzi, who had no choice but to catch it and surround himself.

"This is for you, and it's a reward for your performance!" Yu Min threw a belt over.

Wang Fatzi took a look, and his eyes straightened in an instant, this is a special belt, which is full of flying knives, these flying knives are not the kind that Wang Fatzi built himself.

This kind of flying knife, the shape is popular, there is no luster and will not reflect, at a glance, you know that it is not an ordinary product, Wang Fatzi took out a handful and looked at it carefully.

Immediately in the corner of the flying knife, I found the name of the knife maker, this kind of flying knife, is the most famous craftsman in the world today, Wang Fatzi has seen it on the Internet before. Such a set, in the previous world, would cost 300,000 to say the least.

Touching the texture of the flying knife, as well as the sharp blade, Wang Fatzi couldn't help but exclaim: "Wow! Good stuff! Really give it to me? ”

Yu Min nodded and said, "Yes!" ”

However, her eyes quickly became confused again, and said: "This is the wind, his flying knife is very powerful, I asked someone to get it for him, but it's a pity。。。。。。 ”

When Wang Fatzi heard Yu Min say, what kind of Chu Feng is this thing, he inevitably felt a little envious, jealous and hateful in his heart, and deliberately said: "You said it was a reward for me just now, what are you talking about?" ”

"Do you want to die?" Yu Min's eyes froze, and he was so frightened that the flying knife in Wang Fatzi's hand almost didn't fall to the ground.

However, Yu Min's next words made Wang Fatzi almost vomit blood: "I just did that slut's thing, I can record a video!" ”

"Groove, Lao Tzu said, how do you know so clearly, pervert!" Wang Fatzi scolded secretly.

"Do you think it'。。。。。。?" Before Yu Min finished speaking, Wang Fatzi answered: "Yes! I think you're very perverted! ”

"Get out!" Yu Min was furious: "I mean, do you feel that you are always excluded and ridiculed by others? ”

As soon as he said this, Wang Fatzi was not in a good mood, Yu Min was right, since the day he entered the fifth squadron, everyone in the fifth squadron has been squeezing out Wang Fatzi, and they are all looking for trouble with Wang Fatzi, even if they laugh and abuse, they will beat at every turn, which makes Wang Fatzi very irritable, he resisted, but he was beaten even worse.

Wang Fatzi's silence had already given Yu Min an answer, so Yu Min continued: "Then what do you think of Haifeng?" He's in the same situation as you, so why can he get along well with the people of the 5th Squadron, but you can't? ”

Wang Fatzi immediately retorted: "He is your younger brother, where do those guys dare?" ”

"Wrong, maybe what you said has something to do with it, but it's definitely not all!" Yu Min said.

Wang Fatzi slandered in his heart: "That's all!" ”

Just when Wang Fatzi thought that Yu Min would explain why, Yu Min suddenly said: "Haifeng, tell me yourself!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey! Sister, it's not like you think, I'm passing by, no! Wrong! Actually, I'm here to take a shower! Wu Haifeng came in from the outside.

When Wang Fatzi saw Yu Haifeng coming in, the boss with his mouth open, and in the next second, he picked up the shampoo and smashed it: "Groove!" Sure enough, it's not a family, and if you don't enter a family, you have the habit of voyeurism! ”

Yu Haifeng reacted quickly, caught the shampoo at once, and began to greet with a hippie smile: "Sister! Brother-in-law! Oh! My cousin-in-law is too! ”

"Groove your sister!" Wang Fatzi finally couldn't help it, grabbed the bath towel with one hand, and wanted to fight with Yu Haifeng.

"Stop making trouble!" Yu Min said in a low voice.

Wang Fatzi and Yu Haifeng both stopped, but Wang Fatzi's eyes were full of anger, but Yu Haifeng's eyes were full of gossip.

"Wow!" Yu Haifeng made a very exaggerated sound, holding the flying knife that Yu Min gave to Wang Fatzi, looking at Wang Fatzi and then at Yu Min: "My God, sister, this is your most cherished thing, you actually gave it away?" And it was given to a dead fat man who just stole someone behind your back? ”

"You're looking for death, aren't you?" It wasn't Wang Fatzi who said it, it was Yu Min who said it.

Yu Haifeng had no choice but to laugh and say, "No! No! The reason why I can mix well with the King of Chu Yan is because I have a strong personality, a person like me with identity, self-cultivation, and charm, as long as I stand in the crowd, I can naturally get the love and service of the people around me, no way This is innate, with its own skills, noble nobles like us, you don't understand! ”

Yu Haifeng blew more and more boundlessly, and he believed it when he blew, and his chin was about to poke into the sky.

"Shameless!" Wang Fatzi scolded fiercely.

Yu Min nodded and said, "That's right, it's shameless!" ”

Wang Fatzi looked at Yu Min with some puzzlement, and Yu Min continued: "The reason why Haifeng can mix well with those people is because he is shameless!" ”

"Sister! Are you my sister? Really? Do you say that about your own brother? Sure enough, it was the daughter who got married, and the water that was splashed out, and the elbow was completely turned outward! There is the opposite sex, but there is no humanity! Yu Haifeng protested loudly.

As a result, he was driven away by a fireball from Yu Min, and after Yu Haifeng left, Yu Min said to Wang Fatzi again: "When I first joined the army, because of personality problems, like you, I was also excluded by others. I felt that people all over the world had opinions about me and were pointing fingers behind my back, so during that time, I had almost no friends! ”

"You probably don't have any friends now!" Wang Fatzi muttered.

Yu Min glanced at Wang Fatzi coldly, revealing a large whites of her eyes, if it weren't for her expressionless face, Wang Fatzi felt that there must be something else.

It's just that Yu Min has always had the expression of a dead husband, of course, he did have a dead husband. Even when I asked Wang Fatzi to fuck a woman in pajamas, he also had this kind of expression, Wang Fatzi was very helpless, and wanted to let the little fat man play hooligan, but he didn't feel it at all.

"Actually, you think wrong, you put yourself on the opposite side of them, you don't think of yourself as one of them, they scold you, you want to scold back, they beat you, you want to fight back!" Yu Min continued.

"That's the way it is, they scolded me, of course I have to scold back, although I can't beat them, but I can make a profit, yes, I can't lose money!" Wang Fatzi snorted angrily.

"This won't work, in this case, you will never be able to fit into the team, if you keep doing this, you will most likely die after three days!" Yu Min said it very seriously, and he didn't mean to joke at all.

Wang Fatzi couldn't help but be solemn when he heard this, after all, it was related to his own life, so he asked, "Then what should I do?" ”

"It's very simple, they laugh at you, you don't necessarily have to scold back, you can laugh along with it, and when you're done laughing, you can refute it!" As soon as Yu Min said this, Wang Fatzi answered: "Isn't this a stupid fork?" ”

"Try it yourself! Integrate into the team as soon as possible! After speaking, Yu Min turned into a light and left.

Yu Min left too suddenly, Wang Fatzi didn't react a little, and when he wanted to say something, he saw several people coming in outside.

This temporary shower room was communal, and the entire Fifth Squadron was in use.

The people who came in immediately saw Wang Fatzi, and after a few people looked at each other a few times, one of them was very thin, and the guy sneered: "Damn, look at your fat look, like a pig, hahahaha, get out quickly, Lao Tzu doesn't want to take a bath with a pig!" ”

Everyone around laughed maliciously: "Hahahaha! ”

Wang Fatzi just wanted to scold back, but suddenly remembered Yu Min's words just now, and laughed aloud.

It's just that he laughed a little late, and everyone finished laughing, and this time it was embarrassing.

The rest of the people saw Wang Fatzi, wrapped a bath towel, stood there with both hands on their waists and laughed, looked at each other for a moment, didn't know what to say, and when they reacted, they all burst into laughter.

"This fat pig is a stupid fork!"

"I'm laughing to death! Dead fatty, are you a tease sent by the monkeys? ”

Wang Fatzi forcibly suppressed his anger and reluctantly laughed, in fact, he also felt quite embarrassed, he almost couldn't hold back just now, and he was about to scold again.

However, after being reminded by Yu Min, Wang Fatzi said: "Lao Tzu is fat, but Lao Tzu is fat everywhere, unlike some people who are thin, they are thin everywhere, and it is difficult to say whether they have a thick little thumb!" ”

"! Dead fatty, you dare to laugh at me? ”

"Is there one? I'll just say you're skinny! Isn't that right? ”

Although no one responded to Wang Fatzi's words, everyone laughed.

"Good! I have to beat you up so much today that you don't even know your mother! ”

"Don't do it if you have the ability, show it out, don't dare to show it, just be afraid!" Saying that, the fat man pulled the bath towel.

"it!" Everyone shouted in unison.

"Gentlemen! Pure gentlemen! ”

Although Wang Fatzi was beaten in the end, he was not as hard as before, many people laughed and scolded, symbolically beating a few punches.

However, Wang Fatzi was not beaten so much, after all, he was beaten badly before, and he wanted to get a little back, so he took the opportunity to use a few tricks to steal peaches.

As a result, when everyone came out of the shower room, the posture was not very good-looking, and Wang Fatzi came out last, but he ran the fastest, shouting while running: "Be careful when you sleep at night, be careful of your chrysanthemums!" ”

"! Beat this fat man! ”

As a result, a bunch of naked men with strange walking postures chased the fat man in the camp.

After this incident, the relationship between Wang Fatzi and some people in the Fifth Squadron has eased a lot, and he no longer runs away, so there are fewer opportunities to beat him.

Now when everyone laughs at him, he always laughs with him, and whenever someone laughs at him for being fat, he says that his own birds are also fat, and laughs at other people's thin birds.

In the past few days, due to the increasing number of zombies around, the fifth squadron has been dispatched many times a day to fight the zombies. In the battle, Wang Fatzi used his flying knife skills to save his comrades who were in danger several times, and everyone gradually recognized Wang Fatzi.

However, there is one thing that makes Wang Fatzi a headache, that is, Wang Fatzi is Yu Min's man, and this matter, after Yu Haifeng's intentional spread, almost the entire camp knows about it.

"Brother-in-law! Come on, there are beauties here! Yu Haifeng shouted!