Hao Jiyou scratched his scalp and said:

"Otherwise, I'll go find a dozen or twenty brothers, some of the ambushes upstairs, and some of the ambushes outside the door, as long as Zhuang Xintong steps into the Maoshan Medical Daoist Hall, we will rush up and take her down on the spot. The so-called two fists are hard to beat four hands, she has no three heads and six arms, she can only be caught with her hands! ”

Zhuge Lei was in pain for a while, and scolded: "What kind of bad idea are you thinking? Still looking for a dozen or twenty brothers? You just ambush 300 knife and axe men, and when Zhuang Xintong comes, you smash the cup as a number, and give an order, and chop her into meat paste on the spot! ”

Hao Jiyou cried with a sad face: "Then I don't have a good way, Brother Lei, that girl has a good spell, and she will summon the golden armor god general, you can ask for more blessings." ”

Zhuge Lei smiled coldly: "Do you think Zhuang Xintong's Golden Armor God will be very powerful?" It was just her illusion, and she didn't have the ability to actually attack. If that Golden Armor God is going to be real. Last night, I cut you in half. ”

Hao Jiyou was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "Lie down, it turns out that the golden armor god will be fake." Her uncle scared me so much that I peed my crotch last night! ”

Zhuge Lei shook his head disdainfully: "Only now do you admit it, was you scared to pee last night?" ”

Hao Jiyou grinned and said, "Brother Lei, don't worry, since that girl's golden armor god will be fake, then you can hand her over to me, as soon as she enters the door, I will pounce on her, punch and kick, and beat her all over the ground to find her teeth!" ”

"Just you?" Zhuge Lei shook his head.

Hao Jiyou raised his head, patted his chest and said, "Brother Lei, don't look down on me, I'm also a man of more than 100 pounds." That girl is weak and can't help the wind, and she has no power to restrain the chicken. Under my hands, I will definitely not be able to go through three rounds! ”

"You don't brag, people can't do anything. But it's enough to tie you up. Zhuge Lei glared at Hao Jiyou, and said: "Zhuang Xintong will come to the gym tomorrow, and I will naturally deal with her, you don't have to worry about it, let's go, go out to eat." ”

Hao Jiyou nodded, followed behind Zhuge Lei, and muttered dejectedly: "She has no power to bind a chicken, but she can bind me, am I not even as good as a chicken?" ”

Zhuge Lei walked in front, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but smile: "You are really not as good as a chicken!" ”

After dinner, Zhuge Lei closed the door and drew some charms for later.

Now that he knows that Zhuang Xintong is coming to the gym, Zhuge Lei always has to be prepared.

Nothing was said all night.

The sun rises and the moon sets, and it's another day.

Zhuge Lei got up early in the morning, took Hao Jiyou to clean up inside and outside, and then lit a stove of incense, drank tea, and waited for Zhuang Xintong to come to the gym.

Hao Jiyou was nervous, turning around in front of the door, looking around.

But Zhuang Xintong didn't arrive, but Fang Xiaoqing and her father Fang Li came, bringing eight flower baskets and two plaques.

Fang Li smiled and clenched his fists and said, "Congratulations to Brother Zhuge on the opening of the Maoshan Medical Daoist Hall, I am here to congratulate you." The Zhuge brothers are clever in Taoism and have the means to reach the sky, and the business of this Taoist hall must be hot! ”

Fang Xiaoqing also smiled like a flower: "My cousin is very lucky, a million profits, and every day is making money!" ”

Zhuge Lei returned the salute with a fist: "Thank you, thank you!" ”

Eight flower baskets were lined up in front of the door, and there was a festive atmosphere all of a sudden.

Two plaques were also hung up, which read 'Wonderful Hands and Benevolence' and 'Taoism Leads to Heaven'.

Zhuge Lei looked at the words on the plaque and said with a smile: "This wonderful hand benevolence and Taoism are all over the sky, it is really exaggerated, I dare not take it!" ”

Hao Jiyou said: "Dare to be a dare to be, Brother Lei needs such publicity when he opens a museum!" ”

Fang Li drank a cup of tea here and left, but Fang Xiaoqing stayed and played in the gym.

Today happens to be Saturday again, Wang Ying and Song Wenwen also heard the news, and brought a group of classmates to visit.

Hao Jiyou also has a few classmates who have a good relationship and come here to cheer.

For a time, there was talk and laughter in the Maoshan Medical Hall, which was very lively.

Zhuge Lei greeted the visitors, and at the same time paid attention to the door, waiting for Zhuang Xintong.

Zhuang Xintong will definitely come, there is no doubt about this.

The figure flashed, and an aunt in her fifties stood in front of the door, staring at the signboard at the door for a long time, and then walked in and looked around.

Zhuge Lei stood up and asked, "Auntie, is there something wrong with you?" ”

The aunt nodded and asked, "Young man, are you a medical center?" ”

Zhuge Lei nodded: "Yes, the medical hall." ”

The aunt walked over, sat down sideways on the chair opposite Zhuge Lei, and said, "I see that your signboard says that it can also treat hemorrhoids, isn't it?" ”

Zhuge Lei has a big head, he is really afraid of something, the first customer is to see hemorrhoids!

But the visitor was a guest, and Zhuge Lei couldn't drive people out, so he had to say: "Yes, hemorrhoids can be treated." ”

The aunt smiled and said, "I have hemorrhoids, will you cure them?" Is there any specific medicine here? ”

"Okay, Auntie, wait a minute." Zhuge Lei got up, walked to the staircase, and shouted upstairs: "Hao Jiyou, come down!" ”

Hao Jiyou was taking his classmates upstairs to visit, and when he heard the call, he hurriedly walked downstairs and asked, "Brother Lei, what are your orders?" ”

Zhuge Lei nodded, and said gloatingly: "There is an aunt who comes to see hemorrhoids, you can use a three-inch tongue to help the aunt's hemorrhoids be cured." ”

"Ah, do you really see hemorrhoids?" Hao Jiyou scratched his scalp and complained bitterly.

Zhuge Lei sneered: "I said, I only take on business such as catching ghosts and exorcism, and the rest of the business is yours." ”

"Okay, I'll take a look......" Hao Jiyou had to bite the bullet and deal with that aunt.

Walking down the stairs, Hao Jiyou grinned at the aunt:

"Auntie is coming to see hemorrhoids? You've come to the right place! Our Maoshan Medical Center is very good at the treatment of hemorrhoids and is at the top level in China. Internal hemorrhoids, external hemorrhoids, mixed hemorrhoids, medicine to the disease, everything is cured! ”

The aunt was a little unconvinced, and frowned: "It's really fake, is there such a god?" ”

Hao Jiyou pointed fingers and frothed:

"Is this still fake? Our century-old store, inherited from the Qing Dynasty Xuantong period to the present, reputation-based. You go and inquire, the hemorrhoids of Wu Xuan, the president of Shancheng University, are cured by us. Wu Xuan's hemorrhoids are very serious, they bleed all year round, it hurts to walk, it hurts to sit, and they don't dare to eat or go to the toilet. When he was in a meeting, he could only walk on his horse, and when he walked, it was like dancing on horseback......"

Zhuge Lei listened to it on the side, forcibly holding back his laughter, and almost suffocated his internal injuries!

Hao Jiyou, the grandson, really dares to brag, it only opened this morning, and he dares to say that it is a century-old store, and it has been inherited from the Qing Dynasty to the present!

And he also knows the celebrity effect, and uses Wu Xuan, the president of Shancheng University, to advertise himself.

This guy, if he doesn't go to be a charlatan, it's just a tyrannical thing! (February 14, 1st Update)