Chapter 84: What's the Situation? Pebbles into coins?
Lin Yulan was surprised to find that all the small snakes that had been wrapped around her body had fallen to the ground, and each of them had a sharp arrow stuck in its body. She suddenly realized: "It turned out to be ...... Thank you, thank you for the rescue. ”
At this time, Takasugi seemed to be much smarter, and said with a smile, "Haha, I understand...... You're using your voice to attack the west. It was clear that he was fighting evil spirits, but in fact, the sharp arrows were stuck in the little snakes. High! It's really high! ”
Takasugi stretched out two thumbs up to praise the concubine.
The concubine laughed like a silver bell, and then instructed her maid, "Clean up the garbage and return it to its original owner." The maid replied "yes" and then opened her mouth and exhaled a faint aroma, and then looked at the dead snakes curled up on the ground, which actually rose like smoke, twisting and turning into a curve and rushing straight into the air. The old monk Benian was thousands of miles away, and soon received the "corpse" of the little creature he had carefully fed for many years, and the next step should be his painful mourning and vigorous funeral.
"Look, look! The evil breath exhaled by people is fragrant, and look at you again, a mouth is like the opening of a stinky tofu shop. ”
Gao Sugi looked at the maid's graceful figure, took a breath of the faint fragrance, and turned around to make fun of the female ghost Qi Shuangling. The female ghost glared at him angrily and said, "If you are careful that fragrance enters the marrow, your yang energy will be reduced by a few points." Hey, forget it, I won't tell you. When you get married, you'll understand, if you can't do it then...... Don't blame me for not reminding you. ”
"Ahh So serious? Forest...... Yulan, you ...... Don't mind, right? ”
Gao Sugi covered his mouth and nose and turned to ask Lin Yulan's opinion. Lin Yulan glared at him angrily, took a few steps back and said, "Does it have anything to do with me?" ”
"Ahh What do you think? ”
Takasugi's face was lost.
"Playing music! There is also a dance in the main palace. ”
The concubine seemed to be in the mood again, and actually ordered her musicians again. The eunuchs who held the dust in their hands did not dare to slack off, and they lined up again and danced on both sides of the dust, and the music was everywhere. Takasugi's sense of loss was instantly healed by the beautiful music, and shaking his clumsy body actually joined the "awkward dance", like a big bear dancing the gods, so it's not funny.
"Oops, oops! My mother, you're at this level? The eighty-year-old man in our village wets the bed more beautifully than you......"
The evil ghost Feng Zige teased while twisting the crappy big Yangge.
Takasugi was so angry that his eyes almost didn't pop out, and the other two evil ghosts were also so angry that their bodies trembled when they saw this, they hated this unproductive singing evil ghost, and they knew to join in the fun if they couldn't do it.
"What kind of dance are you?"
The concubine asked suddenly.
"Square dancing! This is the favorite of old men and ladies! Haven't you seen it, our square here is so lively! ”
The evil ghost was very proud to introduce the concubine, which made the concubine a little nervous for a while.
"Master, the scene is out of control, so you can come out and take a look."
The "First Lady of the Axe Gang" said, looking at the sky.
"You don't know? The master is very busy, he said yesterday that he wants to go to other people's houses to make some extra money, I heard that he owes Cuixianglou a lot of money for wine."
The evil ghost Feng Zige twisted the big Yangge while revealing the secret of Don't Nian.
"Hahaha, does your master owe money to crispy fragrant rice?"
Takasugi asked with a smile on his stomach.
The evil ghost Feng Zige shook his head and said, "I haven't heard of it, why don't I know that there is such a place?" Is the consumption high? What's the figure? Hehe, can you tell me the address? ”
Takasugi couldn't laugh anymore, and he couldn't answer this strange question for the time being. The two demons were already so angry that the top of their heads was on fire, and they shouted at the evil ghost Fengzi, "You bastard who doesn't distinguish between me and foe! Don't be embarrassed there...... No, don't be embarrassed! Don't attack them quickly and avenge the snakes! ”
"Let me dance a little longer! It's hard to come out once, so let me have fun, I still want to sing! Today is a good day......"
The one sang again, causing the two demons to cry and laugh for a while.
The concubine continued to dance her favorite dance music with great interest, and for a moment she was indifferent to the rights and wrongs of this person and ghost. In fact, the reason why she was able to help was not that she really wanted to intervene in the grievances between people and ghosts, but that she was just dancing to come out and take a breath.
"Humph! Fengzi song! You've been taught so many times! How many times have I said it, don't miss a big deal because of your little bit of ghost. Get out of the way, I'm going to do it! ”
The sound of Benian came from the air again, and this time the evil ghost Feng Zige didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly collected his dance steps. Although he was still unsatisfied, he understood that Bei Nian was already annoyed and angry, so this time he must be very powerful. Sure enough, Benian faintly appeared in the air and sat on the clouds, as if he was silently muttering something.
Suddenly, the clouds rolled in, and the thousands of colored lights brought by the concubine when she came out of the folding fan were gradually dimming. Seeing this situation, the concubine unconsciously took a breath of cold air, shook her head and said, "It is not easy to study in your five hundred years of cultivation before this palace, and I had no intention of hurting your life. But you...... What a disappointment for Hongu! ”
"Since the concubine has intervened in the grievances between humans and ghosts, she is on their side, hum! Don't blame me for being ruthless. Look at the formation! ”
As soon as Bei Nian's words fell, suddenly the black clouds seemed to hang lower, and the feeling of depression was about to suffocate for a while. Lin Yulan looked at the clouds meditating in horror, and she suddenly felt an inexplicable self-blame, as if all these evil ghosts caused trouble in the world because of her. The evil monk's name is "Don't Read", in fact, he didn't let go of the desire of mortal dust at all, five hundred years, from Miaozhu to the reincarnated Lin Yulan, he actually refused to let go. It was not 500 years of "unwavering" love, but extreme selfishness.
"Miaozhu, if you wake up now, it's not too late, only by my side can you become an immortal fairy."
"That's just my name five hundred years ago, just a dream you once had. Forcible extortion and kidnapping, is true love? Who will believe it? It's time to wake up! Don't you feel insulted to the name of a Buddhist disciple by conniving at evil ghosts and causing trouble in the world for your own selfish desires? ”
"I don't have a Buddha in my heart!"
This sentence completely exposes the nature of Bei Nian, for 500 years he has been a "pseudo-monk" wearing a robe, but his heart is filthy. Lin Yulan's disgust for this person suddenly doubled, and the concubine on the side was also a little unbearable, and once again ordered her subordinates: "Go and train this thief bald donkey to the palace!" ”
As soon as the words fell, before the eunuchs could make a move, the evil monk was actually one step faster.
Suddenly, a pebble as big as a chicken's egg fell from the sky. Except for Lin Yulan and Gao Shan, the rest of the people present were souls without physical bodies, and this stone couldn't help them. Lin Yulan dodged left and right in a panic, and Gao Shan wanted to drag her to the car, but this "stone rain" was fierce, and it was difficult for him to get out!
"Alright, then come at me alone! Yulan, you squat, I'll stop you! ”
Gao Shan said, forcibly pressing Lin Yulan to make her squat, while he himself was ready to use his tall body to make a protective umbrella for Lin Yulan. The concubine, who was watching from the sidelines, was deeply touched by this scene.
"It's so touching! This palace must help you get out of danger. ”
After the concubine finished speaking, she personally looked up at the sky and spit out a long breath...... In an instant, when the stones fell from the sky, they immediately turned into a "crackling" sound when they fell to the ground. Takasugi touched his head, "Huh? Why didn't you smash it? ”
"My mother, why do you have so much money? Brothers, pick it up! ”
The evil ghost Feng Zige looked at the coins all over the ground and called out to the two evil ghosts behind him. For a time, the scene of picking up money was extraordinarily spectacular. After a satisfied smile, the concubine danced again......