I wondered what kind of medicine it was, so I sniffed the residue at the bottom of the bowl.

Although I don't know the ingredients of the drug, I can be sure that it is not boiling water that is boiling water, but Shanbiao's golden soup.

Golden soup is an elegant way of saying.

To put it bluntly, what Xu Laosan drank just now was Shan Biao's fishy urine, with a little other medicine, I am very sure of this, because, I stole Shan Biao's urine twice in a row, and I am very familiar with that smell.

I gave Xu Laosan a thumbs up and said, "Third grandfather, count yourself ruthless!" ”

"Manly man, in order to survive, don't talk about drinking urine, just eating, that's nothing! I saved myself by drinking urine, my dear eldest grandson, how did you survive? You can't be eating, right? ”

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he asked me to open my mouth and ask him to check it.

I rejected Xu Laosan immediately and said: "You can eat in order to survive, I'm different from you, I'd rather die than eat!" ”

Xu Laosan laughed and said, "Don't talk so deadly, if there is a day, maybe you will change your mind - don't stare and open your mouth!" Let the third grandfather take a good look at your teeth. ”

In the second half of Xu Laosan's sentence, he said it very seriously, so I opened my mouth to show him.

After Xu Laosan read it, he said: "Yes, the evil spirit on the teeth has disappeared, it's good!" ”

I glared at me and said what is good, I used to be able to curse people to death, but now I don't have the ability to do this.

Xu Laosan shook his head and said: "Eldest grandson, there is a providence in the underworld, although you are born with a mouthful and can curse the fangs of living creatures, but this is not a gift from God, but a curse from God to you." ”

Xu Laosan explained to me again, saying that this kind of curse is just like Tian Tian.

Tian Tian can't touch men, and I'm cursed by God, and I can't touch women.

Because of this tooth, as long as I kiss other people of the opposite sex, that person of the opposite sex, will die, and now that I have no teeth, I can do whatever I want.

I was stunned for a moment, and then asked Xu Laosan, why, God wants to curse me.

"Because you have been in the mountains in your previous life, you are the mountain god of this Tiger Ridge."

"These mountains in Paohuling used to be your jurisdiction, which is why the mountain spirit called your father, because, without your help, he would never be able to turn from a breath of air around the mountains into a seven-inch boy body."

"Paohuling and Qinglong Mountain, one east and one west, are dozens of miles apart, facing each other in the air."

"Running Tiger Ridge, you are the god of the mountain, Qinglong Mountain, the dragon girl in Tsing Yi is the god of the mountain, however, people are righteous gods and immortals, you are a spirit, you are only half a body, originally, you and the dragon girl in Tsing Yi married, and it was you who climbed high."

"As a result, you gave up on the dragon girl in Tsing Yi from the beginning to the end."

"The dragon girl in Tsing Yi is angry, she sues you, and then, you are punished by God, a few heavenly thunders split your mountain temple into ruins, you have no temple, wandering around, and later, it is not easy to be reincarnated."

The Dragon Lady in Tsing Yi?

For this earth-shattering thing, why don't I have any impression, I feel that Xu Laosan made up a story to deceive me again, so I stretched out my hand to him and said: "Third grandfather, there is no evidence, what about the evidence?" I don't believe it without evidence. ”

"I know that you kid won't admit the sins of your previous life!"

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he took out a book from under the pillow and slapped it on the bedside table.

I took it in my hand and looked at it, the title of the book was "Zihuan Demon Strange Record".

Our county, called Zihuan County, seems to be writing the ghost story we have here, I flipped through the content, and the story in it is the same as the one Xu Laosan just told.

I look at the author's name again, Wei Dabao, I almost laughed my teeth out.

Wei Dabao is the name of the old principal of my elementary school.

The so-called Zihuan Demon Strange Record, that is, the ghost story made up by the old principal Wei Dabao himself.

When I was in elementary school, the old principal told us that he wanted to write a book, and he would write about the love and hatred of the god of Huling Mountain, but I didn't expect him to really write it, and it was actually shown to me by Xu Laosan as evidence.

I closed the book and threw it Xu Laosan's bed.

"Third grandfather, you can pull it down, this is Principal Wei, the ghost blowing the lamp made up, if this can be used as evidence, then I can also write a proof for you to prove that you are the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie who molested Chang'e."

Xu Laosan patted his ribs and said: "Even if your third grandfather is the reincarnation of a fairy, it is also the reincarnation of Sun Monkey, how can it be Zhu Bajie, there is a thin Zhu Bajie like me!" ”

"If you don't believe it, forget it, anyway, this is not the point at the moment, and I will talk about it later."

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he put the book away, and sighed: "I can't see it anymore, such a peerless good book, love and hatred, three points to the bone, contradictions and conflicts, ups and downs, reading it, it really makes me want to stop." ”

That book, I know in my heart, must have been published by Principal Wei at his own expense.

Xu Laosan's book, most of which were given to him by Principal Wei when he came to Guandi Temple for free, after all, publishing a book can be regarded as fulfilling Principal Wei's dream of being a writer for half his life, and he wants to share it with the old neighbors.

I also feel that now, at last, it's time to get down to business.

I told Xu Laosan all about what happened to me in the past 49 days.

Whether the ghost corpse is Yuan Lao Er or Hu Jingtian, Xu Lao San doesn't care much.

He said that no matter who he was, as long as he went to the eighteen layers of hell, there would be no one in history who could climb out—no, there was no ghost, and he could do it.

I asked again: "Aren't you, whoever I kiss will die, why didn't Ji Caiyun die." ”

"Didn't you give her all the teeth you replaced at the beginning, and she made them into a necklace and put them on her neck, this is a talisman to resist your treacherous teeth, without this, even if she had five hundred years of practice, she would have died a long time ago."

I nodded and said I can understand this, but, what about Xiaomi, why didn't Xiaomi die?

Xu Laosan patted his head and said what? Internet café proprietor, you kid has also been there?

"I said Third Grandfather, as an elder, how can you speak! On this word, it's so astringent, can you use it indiscriminately! At the beginning, I was deceived by her rhetoric, and my real idea at that time was to cure the sick and save people. ”

Xu Laosan smiled and said how you treat diseases and save people, tell the third grandfather.

I told Xu Laosan about how to smoke millet at the beginning.

When I said halfway through, Xu Laosan's face turned red and he waved his hand again and again.

"Stinky boy, don't go on, oops, you kid, you're so stupid!"

I laughed and didn't go any further.

I recalled that the queen ant stole the large two cakes from millet, and I said that I didn't expect that I would suck the original basin of millet into a mountain.

"It stands to reason, even if there is the guidance of the blind man Liu, your teeth touch Xiaomi, she will definitely die, and she should be killed horizontally, but she has not had an accident now, which shows that Xiaomi is not simple."

I said of course it's not easy, but her yin and yang butterfly was removed by me.

Xu Laosan frowned and said, "No, except for the Yin Yang Butterfly, that Xiaomi, she must have other methods, and during this time, I happened to find out that something was wrong with her." ”

I asked Xu Laosan what was wrong with Xiaomi.

Xu Laosan looked down at the small alarm clock, the time was already one o'clock in the morning, that is, ugly time.

"Right now, you'll be able to see for yourself that something is wrong with her." After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he motioned for me not to make a sound.

There was a creaking sound, which was the sound of the gate of Guandi Temple opening.

"It's coming!"

Xu Laosan said, pouting at Nunu outside.

I hurriedly stood up and walked out of the room with Xu Laosan.

After Brother Shi died, the gate of Guandi Temple, Xu Laosan never locked it.

Xu Daochang's prestige shocked Zihuan, not to mention that kind of petty theft did not dare to come, even if it was a master of the evil way of the rivers and lakes, no one dared to seek a way to die.

Replaced by ordinary people, if you have something to find Xu Laosan, the door is not locked, and you have to knock on the door.

Only after Xu Laosan agreed, did he dare to come in.

Now there is no wind, and the gate is heavy, and it certainly wasn't blown open.

Someone must have come in without knocking or saying hello.

"Take advantage of my time to look for you everywhere, this guy comes to steal things every day."

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he pointed over there.

I looked over there, and it was Xiaomi's men.

The black King Kong-like man bypassed the statue of Lord Guan in the courtyard and went straight to the main hall.