Chapter 62: There Are Youkai!
Hao Jiyou is still bragging, his mouth is like a river, and he is talking endlessly.
"Ahem!" Zhuge Lei coughed dryly and walked into the medical hall.
Hao Jiyou's buttocks seemed to have a strong spring installed under him, and he jumped up from the swivel chair with a bang, met Zhuge Lei, and nodded: "Brother Lei, you're back!" You took Fang Xiaoqing with you yesterday and never returned, I thought you eloped, and I couldn't get through to your phone, but I was worried to death! β
Zhuge Lei snorted: "There are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkey is called the king." I'm not in the gym, you are the king and hegemon, arbitrary, bragging, happy to death, right? β
Hao Jiyou pointed to the ceiling and swore: "Brother Lei, my Hao Jiyou is loyal, the sun and the moon can be seen, how dare I lie to you?" If I tell a lie, let me thunder and thunder, and it will not be good......"
"That's it!" Zhuge Lei drank Hao Jiyou's nonsense, turned his head to look at the old man in the countryside, and couldn't help frowning slightly.
The old man was not very old either, in his sixties, with gray hair, wearing an ordinary shirt and trousers, and a pair of sandals under his feet, looking sloppy.
But the old man's body exuded a smell of incense.
Only people in temples and Taoist temples who have been exposed to incense for a long time will have this smell on their bodies.
Zhuge Lei's facial features are sensitive, and as soon as he entered the house, he noticed this.
The old man also looked at Zhuge Lei, grinning and smirking, but did not speak.
In fact, the old man had not said a word since he entered the door, and he kept smirking as if he was dumb.
Hao Jiyou talked endlessly for more than ten minutes, but he didn't get a fart response, and he didn't even get eight yuan.
Seeing Zhuge Lei looking at the old man in the countryside, Hao Jiyou hurriedly introduced the situation and said: "Brother Lei, this old man is probably a mute, after I talk for a long time, he will grin and smirk, like a pen...... I don't think he's a serious customer at all, so I'll kick him out. β
People are bad pens, but you talk to the bad pen for a long time, isn't it even more bad pen? Zhuge Lei glared at Hao Jiyou, looked at the old man and asked, "Old man, come to my gym, what's the matter?" β
The old man scratched his head and finally said, "I...... I heard that you can hunt ghosts here, so ...... to find a talisman. β
Hao Jiyou laughed: "Ohββ! It turns out that your house is haunted, and you have come to the right place! β
"Shut up!" Zhuge Lei stopped Hao Jiyou, and asked the old man again: "What talisman does the old man want?" β
The old man scratched his scalp again and said, "That's the kind of ...... The talisman to deal with the youkai is posted at home, and the youkai ...... I didn't dare to come. β
Zhuge Lei nodded and said, "That's the house safety charm, okay, I'll give you one for free." β
After that, Zhuge Lei took out the rune paper and the brush dansha, the pen walked the dragon and snake, and drew a 'house peace charm' for the old man.
The old man took the note, didn't give money, didn't thank him, grinned, and turned away.
Zhuge Lei sent out the door, looked at the old man's distant back, and sneered slightly.
Hao Jiyou muttered on the side: "Anyway, I can also charge ten yuan and eight yuan, this is also free, that is also free, what are you doing to open a gym?" I see, in less than three months, I will lose money as pants! β
Zhuge Lei turned around and asked, "Good chicken friend, what are you muttering?" β
Hao Jiyou was full of displeasure, shook his head and said, "No, nothing!" β
Zhuge Lei shook his head: "You guy only has money in his eyes, and he can't see anything else." Let me tell you, this old man is not a good person, but it is not an ordinary road. β
Hao Jiyou laughed: "Brother Lei, don't be kidding, a stupid old man from the countryside, what other ways can he go?" I think he's the same as my father, just farming in the mountain nest and picking up dung! β
Zhuge Lei glared: "Who is kidding you?" There is a strong smell of smoky incense on this old man's body, do you smell it? β
Hao Jiyou was stunned for a moment, frowned and thought for a moment, then nodded: "As soon as Brother Lei reminded me, I remembered that it seemed to be really like this...... By the way, why is there such a heavy smell of incense on the old man's body? β
Zhuge Lei sat down on the swivel chair and said, "Think about this question yourself. β
Hao Jiyou frowned and meditated, but he couldn't guess.
Zhuge Lei says:
"This kind of smell is in temples and Taoist temples, which have been smoked by a large amount of incense for a long time. But looking at the old man's speech and demeanor, he doesn't look like a person in a Taoist temple. Therefore, there is only one possibility, he is the temple boy of a certain earthen temple in the countryside! β
Hao Jiyou was surprised: "Huh? He's in his seventies and eighties, or is he a boy? β
Zhuge Lei said: "A child refers to identity, not age. A hundred years old can also be a child. β
Hao Jiyou frowned, and asked again: "Even if the old man is the Simiao boy of the earth temple, what is he doing here?" Still ask you for a peace charm? β
Zhuge Lei nodded: "That's the problem, so I said that the one who came was not good." β
Hao Jiyou thought for a while, and suddenly said: "The old guy is worried that we will rob him of his business, so he came to make trouble." But I'm afraid that I won't be able to get us, so I ask you for a charm, take it home, and see if your charm doesn't work. If it doesn't, they'll kick it out! β
Zhuge Lei stood up and patted Hao Jiyou's head: "Not bad, yes, my head is open." However, that old man is only a pathfinder, and the god in the earthen temple is our opponent. The old man was appointed by the earth god, so he came to the door. β
Hao Jiyou was a little nervous and asked, "What should I do then?" Isn't the earth god very powerful? Will Brother Lei be able to get those earth gods? β
Zhuge Lei sneered:
"If you don't have diamonds, you won't do porcelain work, and if you can't even handle a little earth god, I dare to open a museum in a mountain city? The spell I just gave to the old man was fake and had no effect. The old man took it back and showed it to the earth god, who must have thought that I had no real ability, and then he would come to the door......"
Hao Jiyou was overjoyed and gave a thumbs up: "Brother Lei is clever, strategizing in the strategic, and winning thousands of miles away!" Hehe, let's just wait for the earth god to come to the door, catch turtles in an urn, close the door and beat the dog! β
Zhuge Lei nodded: "That's what I meant." In the past two days, a customer has come to the door, you give me more details, maybe it is some kind of fox demon earth god Huang Daxian. I fought all night, I didn't sleep, I had to rest. What's the matter, you call me. Don't bother me if it's okay, I'm going to sleep until I wake up naturally. β
With that, Zhuge Lei turned around and went upstairs and went to sleep.
Last night, Zhuge Lei was very tired and needed to catch up on sleep.
"Brother Lei, go and rest, I am here, you can rest assured!" Hao Jiyou nodded, sent Zhuge Lei upstairs, and muttered:
"A night of fighting? It must have been fighting with Fang Xiaoqing all night...... Pity the first school flower of Shancheng University, who is peerless, and has been ruined by you, a magic stick! Alas, heartache, heartache! β
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Zhuge Lei was extremely tired, went into the upstairs bedroom, collapsed on the bed and fell asleep.
It was about two o'clock in the afternoon, Zhuge Lei was still dreaming, looking for his senior sister Ling Shuihan in his dream, but suddenly heard a few loud bangs downstairs.
Subsequently, Hao Jiyou's screams like killing pigs came: "There are monsters, there are monsters!" Brother Lei, help meββ! β
Sure enough, there are monsters to make trouble!
Zhuge Lei was shocked and angry, and he didn't have time to put on his clothes and shoes, so he jumped out of bed in a pair of shorts, grabbed the fierce armor sword next to the pillow, rushed downstairs barefoot, and shouted: "Maoshan disciples are here, monsters must not be presumptuous!" β
(February 21, the first update, there will be an update in the afternoon.) οΌ