The new day should have a new atmosphere, no, wearing a pair of gray pajamas early in the morning and stepping on a pair of flip-flops, Lin Prison came out to buy vegetables generously, and the flowing hairstyle gave him countless "plus points" for his appearance.

"This early in the morning actually asked me to go grocery shopping, alas!" Lin Jian walked down the street depressedly, thinking sullenly.

And when Lin Prison walked near an elementary school......

"Fresh oranges, oranges, oranges~ Come and see, it's very sweet, sweeter than first love~ If you don't buy it, you won't have it~" A grandmother's cry attracted Lin Prison.

Lin Jian hurriedly approached him, looking at the fresh oranges and falling into deep thought.

"Do you want to buy oranges, young man? This orange of mine is sweet~" Seeing Lin Jian standing aside and looking at the oranges in the basket, Grandma said with a "kind" smile.

"Huh?! Wearing purple and black? Wearing a pair of ordinary cloth shoes on his feet, and holding a cigarette in his left hand, he looks like a fairy in his clouds! Tasteful! Plus a powerful aura! There really isn't anyone to mess with with this squinting eye! Hiss~ Did you encounter a quest as soon as you went out?" Lin Jian thought in surprise in his heart.

"Grandma, are oranges sweet?" Lin Jian lowered his head and looked at the oranges in the basket and asked.

"Oh boy! My orange is sweet, it's not sweet, I don't want your money~ Come on, I'll peel one for you first, you taste the sweetness. Grandma smiled and handed the orange to Lin Prison.

Reaching out to take the orange handed over by Grandma, Lin Jian held his cheek and looked at it a few times, tasted it and said, "Hmm... Grandma, this is not very sweet, but the taste is okay, how much is 1 catty? ”

After taking a puff of her cigarette, Grandma took out a sign from under the basket and put it in front of Lin Prison.

"Wow!200 Wen Qian 1 catty? Grandma, you might as well just rob the bank! If you don't buy it, you don't buy it, although it's not my money, but you can't waste it! My wife has been a child... Ahh Grandma, you're going to die, I won't obey you!" Lin Jian turned his head, clasped his hands to his chest, and said solemnly.

"What's that? I'm telling you, you have to give this money even if you don't give it! The orange you ate just now is exactly 1 catty, 200 yuan, hurry up and take it out. Grandma stretched out her left hand and said to Lin Prison with an instant change of attitude.

"Wow! Grandma, you are forced to buy and sell, this is illegal, grandma and you tell you, we as citizens must be good citizens who abide by the law, (although I just destroyed the city center, but it doesn't matter.) And just now you yourself said that it is not sweet, no money. Lin Jian looked at Grandma and said to her carefully, ready to use a reasonable way to make Grandma lose her way, rein in the precipice, turn back to the shore, the prodigal son turned back, uh, no, it was Grandma who turned back.

"Huh...?" After Grandma made a questioning sound, she stood up from the bench, took a few steps forward, and in the extreme confusion of Lin Prison, she raised her right foot and kicked over the basket, and then fell backwards and shouted loudly: Oops! Help! Someone beats the old man! The leg is broken!

"I'm rubbing! What's the situation? Grandma's actions frightened Lin Jian and hurriedly took three steps back, frightened.

"Oh, what a sin! The old woman is beating! The hand is also broken, and the leg is broken! Help! With the cry of Grandma, more and more people gathered here.

They condemned Lin Prison one after another, and when did Lin Prison see this scene! I was immediately overwhelmed.

Suddenly, Lin Prison thought of something, took a few steps forward, and said to Grandma: "Eh... Well, grandma, I'll tell you the truth, alas! My daughter-in-law has a technology, that is, she is particularly good at installing miniature cameras, no, today I came out for the first time to buy groceries, she was not at ease, but she didn't want to follow, so she installed a miniature camera in front of my pajamas. ”

"Well, that's it." Saying that, Lin Prison opened the small pocket of his pajamas, revealing the small camera inside, and after taking it out, Lin Prison shook him in front of everyone.

Lin Jian waved his hand innocently and said, "Fellow villagers, it's really none of my business. ”

"Hey, this young man still has a camera, that's this old woman touching porcelain?" A said.

B echoed: "Yes, yes, this old woman is really immoral, Lang Lang Qiankun actually touched a young man in broad daylight!" also uses us who don't know the truth to eat melons to carry out psychological attacks! Looks like this old woman is a veteran!"

"Yes, yes!" More and more echoes said, and Grandma was instantly pushed to the cusp.

And our grandma is also dumbfounded, she has been touching porcelain for many years, and she has not missed a single miss? ! Immediately, she wanted to stand up and want to escape, but she didn't expect that at this time, Lin Jian said a few words and made her stop moving.

"Ahem! Everyone, don't talk about it, listen to me!" Lin Jian clapped his hands and said.

Instead, the melon masses stopped discussing and sarcastically when they heard Lin Prison's speech.

"Well, I think everyone knows that I didn't mean to hurt the old man." Lin Jian said with his hand on his conscience.

"Uh-huh." The crowd echoed in unison.

"But! I also want to say that this grandma didn't touch me, just now she accidentally slipped and fell, you really don't believe it, I saw it with my own eyes, everyone think about it, after all, people are old, I am so close to grandma, she suddenly slipped and probably thought that I hurt her!" Lin Jian turned around and said to the people around him.

"Hey, actually, I already knew, the young man and Grandma are good people." Said earlier in the morning.

"Mmmm, I am too, this grandma looks so kind, and the young man looks so dignified.... Well, they're all good people anyway. B also came out to speak.

"Bang! What do you mean? Do you mean I'm not handsome enough?" Lin Jian looked at B with unhappy eyes, and said sullenly in his heart.

"Okay, okay, let's end this matter, let's all disperse~" Lin Jian waved his hand to dismiss everyone, and then reloaded the scattered oranges into the basket, took out 400 yuan from his pocket and handed it to Grandma.

"Grandma, I only have 400 yuan in my pocket, and there is no more." Lin Jian said after handing the money to Grandma.

Grandma looked at Lin Jian in surprise and said, "Why? Why are you talking for me, it's obviously me ......"

Thinking about the development of the plot of the original book, Lin Jian smiled and said, "Where are there so many whys, grandma!" Take a step back and open the sky, it's nothing to lose anyway, is it? As the saying goes, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground! Oh yes, if you want to say why, I also used to have a grandmother like you, as the saying goes, all grandmothers in the world are the same, so yes, your heart... I know it very well. ”

"That's right, grandma~ You don't want to do this kind of thing in the future, it will bring your grandson badly, okay, go pick up your grandson, it's time for school to be out."

As soon as Lin Prison's words fell, the school bell of Ruozhi Elementary School rang.

Grandma turned her head to look at the school, and after a kind smile appeared on her face, she turned her head and wanted to thank Lin Prison, but found that the people in Lin Prison had already disappeared without a trace, and what disappeared was a square empty carton box that people didn't pay attention to at all, well... There is also the blue fat chicken smoking cigars with sunglasses on the balcony in the distance~

After Grandma sighed softly, the corners of her eyes couldn't help but moisten, and after putting the 400 yuan in her pocket, Grandma smiled slightly, tidied up her clothes, wiped off the wet corners of her eyes, and crossed the road step by step to find the "shadow" of her grandson among the students who were out of school.