Chapter 42: The Lame Old Cow (Part I) (2/3)
Monsters suddenly appeared in Xiniu Hezhou, which not only affected the layout of the immortals and Buddhas, but also affected some local monsters, but fortunately, the impact was not very great.
There is no other reason, just because the land of Xiniu Hezhou is vast and rare, looking at the original work of Journey to the West, how many mountains, rivers and rivers do you have to pass through all the way of 108,000 miles? But how many demon kings did the Journey to the West encounter in Xiniu Hezhou?
Almost hundreds of thousands of square kilometers only have a demon king? And this is still counting the demon king of the nether realm, not the vast demon sparse, what is it?
Moreover, although the monsters released by Cheng Fan are industrialized and mass-produced, after all, they are from him, and Godzilla must be a high-quality product!
There are many demon kings among these monsters who have emerged, with wisdom, magic power, and quite good, even if they fight with the indigenous demon kings, they may not fall behind, no matter how unwilling they are, those indigenous demon kings can only pinch their noses and admit it.
So many monsters were put in, which naturally affected Cheng Fan's vest dragon sky demon king and Lao Niu, but fortunately, Cheng Fan's horse vest and Lao Niu were very strong, and they surrendered all the monsters that appeared around them and took them for their own use, and their power grew a lot.
But this didn't make Lao Niu very happy, the situation in Xiniu Hezhou changed too quickly, and so many monsters appeared overnight, so that Lao Niu couldn't keep up with the rhythm, couldn't see through it, and felt deeply anxious and confused.
Fortunately, the old cow has a secret treasure, which is a saying in the demon of Xiniu Hezhou, "If you don't decide about internal affairs, you will ask the iron fan, and if you don't decide about foreign affairs, you will ask Longkong."
This is the reason why Lao Niu was able to develop a big family business in Xiniu Hezhou, and the thickness of the family business accumulated over hundreds of years made Lao Niu feel that when the time came, he raised his arms and shouted, and he could turn into a dragon and win the supreme position of "Demon Emperor".
In this saying, internal affairs refer to the affairs of Lao Niu's family, and there is an iron fan princess who controls the back house for him and takes care of the upper and lower levels, so that Lao Niu has a stable rear, and he is not afraid of fighting in front of him, and the backyard is on fire.
Foreign affairs refer to the decision-making direction of Lao Niu's entire force, with the help of the Dragon Sky Demon King, and the advice for him, in order to pacify the surroundings, ten thousand demons are kings, and the prestige of the demons is at the peak.
Lao Niu has regarded Cheng Fan as his confidant and his own strategist, and he has questions, so he came to Cheng Fan again to ask for advice.
As soon as the two of them finished drinking a glass of wine, Lao Niu took a bite of the dish and looked at Cheng Fan: "Brother Xian, you should know my intention, right?" ”
Cheng Fan slowly added wine to Lao Niu, Lao Niu was anxious, chewed the food in his mouth, and asked: "Brother Xian, there have been a lot of monsters in Xiniu Hezhou inexplicably recently, do you think this is a good thing or a bad thing?" What should I do? ”
"Brother, don't worry, drink this cup and talk again."
Cheng Fan raised his glass and toasted to Lao Niu, Lao Niu saw Cheng Fan smiling, his anxiety and confusion went away for a while, and he raised his glass, "Okay, drink!" ”
Lao Niu drank all the wine in the cup in one gulp, and looked at Cheng Fan lifting the wine jug, and he was about to fill it slowly, he couldn't wait, but he snatched the wine jug, took the initiative to fill Cheng Fan and his wine glass, and then said: "Brother Xian, can you say it now?" ”
Cheng Fan smiled, "Brother, this is a good thing!" How can it be considered a bad thing? ”
"Oh? Where does it come from? ”
"My brother has the ambition to win the Demon Emperor. So...... After becoming the Demon Emperor Supreme, what should my brother do? ”
Lao Niu frowned and thought about it, he really didn't think deeply about this question, he just wanted to become the Demon Emperor, and then the demons gathered and respected him as the leader, that scene, that scene, how majestic should it be? ! But after becoming a demon emperor, what to do and how to do it, I didn't think much about it.
"I'm about to ask my brother for advice!"
Lao Niu stood up, with a serious face and a respectful attitude, and wanted to bow to Cheng Fan and ask him for advice.
"Brother, what are you doing? Didn't you torment the little brother? One family, where to say two words? ”
Cheng Fan hurriedly grabbed Lao Niu's arm and asked him to sit down again, starting his great cause of fooling Lao Niu.
"Brother, there are emperors for immortals, and there are ancestors for Buddhas, so all the demons such as us gathered, and the emperor was born, which is the act of Shuntian. However, the gathering place of immortals and Buddhas, for the heavenly court, for the spiritual mountain, we have the emperor, and all the demons gather, how can there be no gathering place? ”
The old cow understood it, and the light in a pair of bull's eyes flashed flutteringly, and the whole eye was like a copper bell, shaking and shining.
What Cheng Fan said was: There are emperors among immortals, and there are Buddhas in Buddha camels, so we gather monsters and have demon emperors, which is in line with the will of heaven. However, the place where the immortals and Buddhas gather is the heavenly court and the spiritual mountain, and we monsters have demon emperors and also gather in one place, how can there not be a similar place?
These words aroused the old cow's greater ambition, making his blood boiling, the cow's heart was pounding, and his eyes were bright, but he didn't dare to say it.
So, Lao Niu asked again: "Then what should be the name of this place?" ”
Cheng Fan said with a smile: "The emperor, who commands all the people, must have a palace, a legislative degree, a feudal minister, and an imperial order." The demon emperor leads all the demons, and should set up the 'demon court' and hold the authority of the emperor. ”
"'Demon Court'? Punish ten thousand demons, the court that represents the authority of the demon emperor? Lao Niu asked in surprise and dazedly, and Cheng Fan nodded.
For a while, Lao Niu fell silent, and Cheng Fan didn't speak. After a while, Lao Niu pointed to the sky, and then pointed to Lingshan, and asked carefully: "Do you do this, will you let ......?"
Cheng Fan was disdainful in his heart, this old cow really couldn't be on the stage, Niu Adou, who couldn't be supported, hadn't become the demon emperor yet, he was afraid of this, he was afraid of that, he just wanted to be the demon emperor to show off his majesty, but he didn't want to be the responsibility of the demon emperor, and his heart was a little smaller, he was not as good as that monkey, and he dared to call the great sage to the heavenly palace.
It's no wonder that even though this guy has a good ability in the original book and makes friends from all over the world, he made an inverted son-in-law at Princess Jade Mask for the sake of some furniture, and finally ended up being pierced through his nose and ringed.
With such a mental pattern, how can you be a demon emperor?
Cheng Fan said to himself: "Fortunately, the old man just wants to use you as a chess piece, as a deputy 'Demon Emperor' game, so as to attract the bigwigs of the Three Realms to play chess......
Of course, Cheng Fan can't say this to Lao Niu, but he has the essence of chicken soup for the soul, and he is good at provoking the psychology of others, so he is a stone cow, and he can also blow him alive to the sky.
Cheng Fan pretended to be angry and asked Lao Niu, "Why is my brother so unambitious?" There is still a saying among mortals, 'The prince will have a kind of Xiangning', and the brother's spirit is not better than that of a mortal? ”
Lao Niu's face was ashamed, Cheng Fan continued to agitate and give him chicken blood, "Heavenly Palace Jade Emperor and Lingshan Rulai, which one didn't come out of the calamity?" My brother wants to be the demon emperor, but he is afraid of this and that, so I think it's better not to think about it, go home as soon as possible to guard my sister-in-law and nephew, and have a peaceful birthday in a few days. ”
"Becoming a Buddha and being an ancestor is not idle, and if you don't have a great will, how can you do your best and achieve your success? Could it be that the Jade Emperor and Rulai were born to be the Jade Emperor and Rulai (yes, that's right, the people who were born are really the Jade Emperor and Rulai)? ”