Chapter 352: Madrid: Even if I float, what can you do with me?
"You have a point." Lin Fan nodded.
PDD's eyes lit up: "Brother, worthy of being a brother, come on!" Give me a good time! ”
Lin Fan coughed dryly: "Ahem, brother!" I'm streaming right now! This has leaked out, so keep it up! It's already out anyway. ”
"It's live streaming." PDD waved his hand, but as soon as he said the whole person, he was stunned, picked his ears with his tail finger, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and stammered a little: "You, what did you just say?" ”
Lin Fan: "I said, I'm live broadcasting!" ”
"Crackling" came to mind.
This voice Lin Fan asked with concern: "Brother, what's wrong, what's wrong?" ”
It didn't take long for the PDD voice to come, and the voice was quite calm.
"It's okay, I just accidentally got electrocuted, so I fell and it's okay."
PDD himself fell to the ground at this point, and there was a loose plastic stool next to it.
Lin Fan smiled, and also understood that the other party was wrestling because of his own words, and he didn't want to continue, because now Madrid had run away, and he continued to say that he might have escaped by this guy: "Brother, there is a nursery rhyme in my hometown, this nursery rhyme is very good, I will sing a paragraph to you, I will remember this paragraph." ”
"Can you..."PDD just spoke, but was interrupted by Lin Fan's voice.
"Lalala, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, the fat woman dances first, buy a pound bomb to blow up PY."
Lin Fan paused after singing, pulled out the grenade, and sang again: "It just matches you very well, I'll adapt it, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, the pig dances first, buy a pound bomb to blow up PY." ”
This nursery rhyme sounded, and everyone heard it clearly, and they all slammed the table and laughed, covering their stomachs
"This nursery rhyme...... It's really a pig. ”
"A fat woman, a sao pig, all have something in common, very similar, that is, fat, this nursery rhyme is indeed very similar."
"What kind of eyes do you have, the fat woman doesn't have a handle, the sao pig has a handle, there are common points, and the similarity does not exist."
"Brother, it's not good to be true, and I'll be out of it soon."
"Makes sense........."
And when PDD heard this nursery rhyme, a picture of a fat woman blowing herself up with a bomb appeared in his mind, if this is really the case, then it hurts, and he thinks with hope in his heart.
This should scare yourself
This is a live broadcast, we are teammates again, he is very measured, he will not do this.
"Gluck"
Suddenly remembered, PDD looked at the screen, a grenade rolled straight to his crotch, saw this and hurriedly jumped down, his hand went directly to the position, and shouted
"Don't!"
There was a bang.
PDD's face darkened, but he didn't expect it to be like this, he covered his face with his hands and shouted: "Lin Fan, you wait for me." ”
The audience watched this scene directly, for fear of letting go of the highlights, and when they saw the grenade explode, they all shivered and shivered inexplicably, thinking that if they were like this, even if it was not a real bomb, but in the game, they probably wanted to scold the street.
Thinking that XYJ has not yet disbanded, he is still a teammate, and he swallows a mouthful of saliva for his teammates to do such things.
At this time, Madrid was driving, and a picture of how PDD died had appeared in his mind, and he shuddered at it, but he was not afraid, because he felt that he was out of danger, but he said happily.
"You two are really useless, you can't beat it, you can't escape, you can't escape, it's really scum."
The faces of the two people who said this turned black, and when they saw that this guy actually said cool things again, they immediately felt unhappy.
PDD roared: "You're embarrassed to say, if you didn't knock me down, then would this happen?" ”
Leng Yuye snorted coldly: "Damn, if you hadn't learned that the person in front of you was Xiaofan who turned around and ran away, would the labor and management die?" ”
Madrid whistled: "Squeak squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak." ”
PDD and Leng Yuye frowned into tic-tac-toe, their hands were clenched into fists, and the pinching was rattling, and there was an idea in their hearts at this time, wanting to press Madrid to the ground and rub it hard.
After the explosion, Lin Fan turned his head to look at Madrid's location and found that he was running straight on a motorcycle at a distance of 300 meters.
I have already guessed that PDD their YY voice, at such a close position, their own voice PDD can still be heard, so I also know that Madrid can definitely hear it, and said loudly with a smile.
"Madrid, you're pretty fast!"
At this time, Madrid also heard Lin Fan's voice, and now that he was so far away, he felt that Lin Fan should not be able to hit him, and felt that this was a good opportunity to pretend to be forced: "That's, who am I?" I'm the car god Madrid, you have the ability to beat me! After finishing speaking, I felt that this was really cool, I wanted to say this to Lin Fan a long time ago, and I finally did it today.
"Madrid is so forceful!"
"Brother Fan, can you bear this? I can't bear it. ”
"He can't bear it, but he has to endure it! The motorcycle is so fast, it's hard to hit this distance. ”
"Uh-uh, that makes sense."
"It's a pity that Brother Fan didn't turn on the camera, otherwise you would have seen his current expression."
"That's right! It's a pity that the camera is not turned on, otherwise you can see what happened to Brother Fan's deflated expression. ”
"Anyway, I don't seem to have seen Brother Fan's deflated expression."
"It's all the same, I've never seen others eating deflated in front of him, but I've never seen him eating deflated in front of him, and Sister Xiaocang doesn't count."
"It's true that I haven't seen it, not once, Miss thought I saw it that time, but this guy actually scared Miss."
"Although I didn't see the deflated expression, it was cool enough! Hahaha. ”
The audience sailors felt that this was too enjoyable, and finally saw Lin Fan deflated, which was too cool.
And Lin Fan didn't expect Madrid to say this, he thought it was a bit interesting, and asked with a smile: "Madrid, do you think that you are driving a motorcycle, and it is so far away, I will definitely not be able to hit you?" ”
"No, no, no." Madrid shook his head in reply.
Lin Fan: "Oh? ”
"I'm just 100% sure you won't hit me." Madrid pretended to be profound, word by word
The corners of Lin Fan's mouth rose: "Yes!" Not bad! I'm going to pretend to be forced up. ”
Madrid coaxed and said: "Yes, the name of my car god is not covered, it doesn't exist to hit me, this distance can hit me, and it still hasn't come out in the belly." ”
Lin Fan: "It seems that you are floating!" ”
Madrid: "No, no, no, I didn't float, you can't handle the knife." Even if I float, what can you do with me, you have the ability to hit me! ”
Lin Fan switched out of AM, smiled and said: "My knife can't be held, it's okay, it's so, I'll give you one last chance, let you run 999 meters first, don't wait and say that I bullied you." ”
ps: There are two more today, and I will tell you one thing, from today onwards, there will be only two more at most at 00.00 on Tuesday.
Because from Sunday to Monday, the hand Q is limited to free, and everything in the hand Q is free on these two days, so save some manuscripts for you, and break out on that day, it is certain that you will break out more than ten more on that day.
Hand handicap... The code words are not fast, and I can't save too many manuscripts to explode, I'm sorry, I'll do my best when the time comes. At present, there are only a few more manuscripts.
I hope you can be considerate and considerate, and you can save some money in these two days.