800. Brothers get together to get drunk

"Since it's squeaked, that's good, I suddenly remembered that there are still a lot of guests outside who haven't dealt with it, and Hu Hai Gongzi is also here, two ladies, or I'll ......" The corners of my mouth twitched, and I was about to find an excuse to go out.

"Come on!" The two women grabbed my left and right hands at the same time, and pulled me inside, and the fragrance was so fragrant that I was immediately disarmed.

Today, the spring breeze is infinitely good, and the ripples gently shake into Chi Yao, always love after dusk, only envy the mandarin ducks and not the immortals.

As soon as the good thing came to pass, I came outside to continue eating and drinking, and at this time Ma Chao laughed: "Brother, are you still coming out?" ”

"Don't you know, if I don't come out, I'll have to die." I couldn't laugh or cry.

"Wipe the kiss marks off your face first." Yao Mengqi, who was passing by, said with a wine glass.

I was shocked: "Yes? Yes?! ”

"A lot, a big face is kiss marks...... Brother-in-law, I envy you so much. "Wang Li shed blood thunder, and at this time I saw the true face of Wang Li's daughter-in-law.

No wonder Wang Li is looking for love all the way, it turns out that his daughter-in-law also looks like a personality.

The left foot is long, the right foot is short, the face is full of pockmarks like starlight, the lips are like roasted sausages, and Mimi's eyes peel melon seeds.

It's really a wonder in the world.

I walked to Wang Li's side, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Husband, be able to bend and stretch!" ”

"Brother, whether it's bending and stretching, as soon as I see her, even if I can bend and stretch, now I have no spirit all of a sudden, and she still bends and stretches like this!" Wang Li burst into tears, his eyes rolled, "I think Sai Xi Shi is beautiful, why don't you be merciful, brother-in-law, and marry Sai Xi Shi to me?" Brother-in-law, there is no shortage of beauties around you anyway, Miss Mengqi is tall-eyed, and you can't even look down on your brother-in-law, let alone me, and Miss Sai Xishi is gentle, gentle and lovely, and virtuous and virtuous, she is really a must-have at home, and a good hand at life! ”

"Ahem, Xianggong, do you want to take a concubine?" At this time, Wang Li's wife came over and said with her thick lips squirming.

Wang Lihu's body was shocked, and he said with a tight face: "No, no, no, you are too worried, lady, in fact, I am talking to my brother-in-law about some things between men, the lady is so beautiful, you are the most beautiful woman in the world, I have you, I have the whole sky, I have long been content!" ”

With that, Wang Li took his daughter-in-law and left.

Yue Fei next to him shook his head and sighed: "Tsk...... Suddenly, I began to sympathize with him. ”

"Actually, he's right, as the so-called occupying the pit doesn't, I'm not good at carrying so many beauties around me and not making a move, right? Look at which girl you've set your sights, and I'll introduce you! I said.

Yue Fei's eyes burned: "Big brother, are you serious?" ”

"Of course it's true!"

"Linglong...... Feng Xiaolian in Linglong Fang, I like this girl very much, big brother, you see ......" Yue Fei was embarrassed, and his face turned red all of a sudden, just like an untrained little boy.

But it's no wonder that Yue Fei is a victorious general in battle, but in terms of children's affection, he is an idiot, first of all, in the Song Dynasty, although Li Wa is his wife, but he doesn't understand the amorous feelings, and he also delays Li Wa, Li Wa and him get together less and leave more, which is also very sad.

At this time, Yue Fei can be regarded as having lived a lot of age, and naturally knows a lot about his daughter's affection.

As soon as Yue Fei opened his mouth, I already knew a rough idea, and it seemed that he was really rippling.

"My lord." At this time, I saw Jia Xu and Guo Jia coming together, and the two came to my left and right.

There was still a lot of noise around, and Guo Jia said, "Lord, why did you come out?" Not ...... with two ladies."

"Ahem, come out and breathe, some things have rusted after not using them for a long time, come out and adjust them now, and then go back to fight for three hundred rounds." I said with a blushing face.

"Could it be the lord inside...... No way? Jia Xu looked at me obscenely.

I almost wanted to hit someone: "Nonsense, I want to fight the world unabated, and I didn't leak a thousand guns at night, you can rest assured in this regard!"

Everyone laughed happily, and Guo Jia coughed, leading the crowd away and saying, "They...... Here it comes! ”

"Them?"

I looked over and realized that the person I was waiting for had finally arrived!

Yang Zhi, Lu Junyi, and Borshu, and Borshu all came.

Not only did they come, but Lin Chong and others also came, which made me surprised and delighted.

"Big brother, why are you all here?" I laughed.

Guo Jia said: "Now the lord is in the big position, that is to say, the lord is also a prince, and now our Xiliang Iron Cavalry has been almost trained, so together with the horse farm, it has been relocated to the vicinity of Xianyang, and naturally, everyone has gathered here." ”

"Okay, well, now that we are in this formation, I'm afraid that anyone who comes over us will not be worthy!" I said.

Lin Chong scratched his face and said, "Brother Xian, in fact, Brother Fool has a reluctant request, and I hope that Brother Xian will be fulfilled." ”

I laughed: "Big brother is polite, you and I are with whom!" ”

"In that case, then bring Hu Sanniang too, I have missed your sister-in-law very much over the years." He said.

As soon as the eldest brother spoke, I was embarrassed: "Big brother, it's not that my younger brother is unwilling, my younger brother naturally wants to bring all the brothers and relatives from the Three Kingdoms Battlefield and the Water Margin Battlefield, but the current conditions can't, and it's not at all." ”

Lin Chong patted me on the shoulder: "Okay, it's good that the virtuous brother has this heart!" ”

"Little junior brother, long time no see." At this time, a crisp voice came, and I saw that it was the mother-in-law version of Lu Junyi, at this time Lu Junyi was like a proud female woman, although she was wearing gorgeous clothes, she still did not lose her spirit.

I arched my hand: "Senior brother! ”

"I didn't expect that in this turbulent era of Chu and Han, you can actually earn a place for yourself, which is also very good, I have heard of it, it is simply nine deaths!" He said.

A group of people got together and started chatting and pouring water.

Those who drink wine drink wine, those who eat meat eat meat, fortunately, Diao Chan and Wang Nujiao have already rested, and I am also proud of my wise choice.

Now feed them, and the rest of the time is our brother's time.

Borshu arched his hand and said: "In the past, we will fight against the lord, but now the lord has resurrected us, and the lives of the two of us are the lord's!" This cup of wine is our honor! ”

I snorted: "You're polite, in the future, you will all call me big brother, if you two think you are older than me, then I will call you brother." ”

"I can't help it, I can't do it!" Bol suddenly punched Bol around, "Are you stuffing your stool again?" How can we let the lord call us big brother! ”

"You're stuffed with stool, you're stuffed with loose stool, loose stool, and cumin!" Borshu scolded.

Suddenly, all of us lost their appetite.

Guan Yu said embarrassedly: "Two brothers, they are eating now, can you not talk about those filth." ”

"So, what about pee? After looking back and eating, how about we compare? Who can soar further, Lao Tzu was the farthest man under the Great Khan, and even Jebe was not Lao Tzu's opponent! Borhu said.

"Ahem...... Big guy, keep eating and drinking, keep eating and drinking, Borhu Borshu is just joking. I said with a smile.

While the crowd was eating and drinking, suddenly a man came from afar.

I saw that he was in a hurry and looked very suspicious, so I shouted: "Stop, what are you looking at?" ”

"General Lin, I've finally found you, no...... Oh no! Big things are not good, prisons, prisons are blown up! The little soldier said.

I put down my glass: "What?!" Prison blown up? ”

"No, no, no, it's Bai Changsheng and Zhu Batian, they were originally imprisoned in the prison and waited for the fall, and they didn't know what was going on, but suddenly a group of powerful people came, taking advantage of the fact that we were drinking happy wine, and they robbed the prison!" The little soldier said.

"Bastard!" I slapped the table with a slap, "Those two grandsons are really anti-minded, so it's okay, I have an excuse to cut the grass and eradicate the roots!" Brothers, walk! ”

"Wait, today is your big day, my lord, you ......," Jia Xu said worriedly.

"I'm afraid of him with a watermelon egg! If these two bastards get set, we will be in big trouble in the future, and we will be fighting to the death, and once they leave, we never know when they will come to take revenge on us! ”