"Ding Dong!" At this time, Su Ziwen's mobile phone lit up.

"Oh, I'll go, which immortal sent me a message again!" Su Ziwen said and picked up his phone.

System prompt: Guan Yu asks to add you as a friend, whether you agree!

"I'm grass, Guan Yu, isn't this Second Master Guan?" Su Ziwen said in surprise.

"Yes, master, it is indeed the second master of the martial wealth god Guan, this is the rich master, master, you have to blackmail him!" said the Heavenly Maiden with a wicked smile.

"Then you have to blackmail him well! There is a shortage of treasures recently!" Su Ziwen said with a smile.

Su Ziwen said and clicked the agree button on the top of the screen.

The system prompts: "You are now Guan Yu's friend, you can start chatting!"

Guan Yu: "Xiao Jiu, you can agree with me, / anxious"

Su Ziwen: "Second master, what's wrong with you!Why do you feel like you're in a hurry!/Confused"

Guan Yu: "Xiao Jiu, I'm really going to trouble you this time, I need you to buy something for me!"

Su Ziwen: "Second master, you can just say what you need, as long as the earth has it, I will buy it for you by smashing the pot and selling iron!/Struggle"

Guan Yu: "Xiao Jiu! I'm not satisfied with you, the things that my brother needs to buy are a little weird and embarrassed!/embarrassing/embarrassing/embarrassing/embarrassing"

Su Ziwen: "Second master, what's so embarrassing about this, there's nothing embarrassing about our old man!"

Guan Yu: "Xiao Jiu, I want you to buy a few TT for my brother (everyone knows what this is!), this is not because your sister-in-law dislikes my brother every time, can't help it, she, in, inside, so I haven't let my brother go to bed for a long time, and my brother's face is red!/Red face!"

"I'm grass, I finally know why Guan Yu's face is red, and his feelings are physiological problems that have not been solved well, and he is red! If this spreads, it will not cause a sensation to all the scholars in the country!" Su Ziwen muttered.

Su Ziwen: "Second master, I read that the novel is not written, you can refine it yourself, otherwise you won't get pregnant!"

Guan Yu: "Xiao Jiu, at first glance, you are still an innocent little man!/snickering!"

Su Ziwen: "Uh...... What does the second master have to do with this!/embarrassing/embarrassing/embarrassing/embarrassing"

Guan Yu: "Because this must be very precise every time you refine, this brother will break every time, that's why your sister-in-law is angry!"

Su Ziwen: "Oh, that's it! No problem, how much do you need for the second master, I'll buy it for you!"

Guan Yu: "Don't have too much, let's give my brother a few boxes first!/Hug your fists!"

Su Ziwen: "No problem, second master, you can wait with my sister-in-law at home!"

Guan Yu: "Trouble Xiao Jiu!/Thank you/Thank you/Thank you/Thank you!"

Su Ziwen: "/You're welcome/You're welcome/You're welcome/You're welcome!"

......

"I'm obedient, this time I've really seen a lot, even the gods use tt!

"Master, immortals are also human beings, and if they are human beings, they must have ****! Otherwise, how boring it is! You must know that immortals don't know how many years they have lived!" said the Heavenly Maiden.

"I'm obedient, I found that I have lived for sixteen years in vain, I am simply a frog at the bottom of the well! Three days ago, I didn't believe that there were ghosts in this world, but now I am the king of Hades!"

"Three days ago, I always thought that Fairy Chang'e and the Nine Heavens Xuannu were all characters in mythology, and now there is one of them who is my fiancée, interesting, hehe......" Su Ziwen said with emotion.

"Master, don't be emotional, hurry up and go to the supermarket! After buying things, you have to grab red envelopes, and now the gods should be off work, so they should be given out red envelopes later!"

"I've forgotten everything, hurry up!" Su Ziwen said and jumped off the hospital bed and walked to the ward's closet.

Then Su Ziwen found his school uniform from the cabinet, and then put it on his body, this psychiatric hospital gown is too cheap to wear, if you go out, you must not be arrested by the police!

......

"I'm grass, what's the bloody stain on this, you can't be scared to death if you wear this to the supermarket! I can't get back to the psychiatric department again!" Su Ziwen looked at the bloodstains in front of him and said.

"Master, do you need the help of the strongest and most powerful exchange system in the Ten Thousand Worlds?" said the Celestial Maiden.

"Well, I'm going to pit my exchange coins again! I only have 30 exchange points left, and all the ones I wanted to draw have been used, and next time I collect 100 points, I don't know if I can give it away for free in the Year of the Monkey!

"NO! The Celestial Maiden can only say: The Celestial Maiden can't help it, so you can go out and continue to be mentally ill!" Anyway, you are now a real psychopath!" said the Celestial Maiden.

"I'm grass, you cow b, you are ruthless! Say how many exchange points do you need to wash your clothes once!" Su Ziwen said.

"Well, a first-class laundry card will do!10 exchange points!" said the Heavenly Maiden.

"I'm grass, it's disposable! It's such a cheat! I need a first-class treasure to wash my clothes once! You are Chiguoguo's blackmail! I want to complain about you!" Su Ziwen shouted.

"Complain! You complain! If you have the ability, you will complain to me! 315 soon, if you have the ability, you will complain! Anyway, you are already insane, and no one will call the police to arrest you," the goddess said defiantly.

"I'm grass! I became your master, and I also reached the blood mold of eight lifetimes!" Su Ziwen scolded!

"Yes, ninja!" said the Celestial Maiden with a laugh.

"Redeem, hurry up and redeem!" Su Ziwen said angrily.

"Ding Dong! The first-level laundry card has been successfully redeemed! 10 exchange points will be deducted! The balance is 20 exchange points, is it activated?"

"Activate!"

"Ding Dong! The laundry card has been activated successfully!" As soon as the system prompt fell, the school uniform on Su Ziwen's body was as new as the new one that had just been issued, and there were no wrinkles at all!

The pen oil that couldn't be washed off by the strokes before was also cleaned up!

"Obediently, I suddenly feel that these 10 points are worth exchanging for some flowers! This is exactly the same as new!" Su Ziwen said in surprise.

"That's a must!" said the Celestial Maiden arrogantly.

"It seems that I will have money in the future, and I will use the exchange card to wash my clothes every day, and even my socks, underwear, and pants will be washed with a laundry card!

"Despise!" said the Celestial Maiden with disdain.