"Don't take a taxi, you get down quickly." I said impatiently, frowning.

The woman gritted her teeth and swayed out of the car, handed me the car key, I looked at the car key in my hand and was stunned for a moment, and then said, are you sure I want to drive? The woman told me not to ink.

I smiled, Lao Tzu didn't pass the second exam eight times, the coach didn't dare to let me drive, and invited me to dinner and said that as long as I didn't go, he was willing to return the money to me.

I will never drive this car, although I want this stinky woman to die, but I can't afford to put myself in it.

"I can't drive after drinking, and besides, don't you know the drunk driving law?" I'm serious.

The woman held the car and asked me what to do, and when I heard what she said, I was unhappy for a while, and then I knew that I was begging me? Did you think about this when you smoked Lao Tzu's big mouth?

I asked her to stand still, I went to get a car to come over, and after a long time, the woman's legs were weak, and she muttered why I hadn't come back yet, it wouldn't have been left behind and run away.

When the woman was really impatient to wait, I pushed a bicycle and walked over, and the woman first said that I was ink, and then looked at the bicycle and said that she would not sit on it.

I smiled, it's okay if you don't sit, you can run back by yourself, I'll go back to sleep, and then push the bicycle and go back.

The woman looked at my back, gritted her teeth and shouted, you come back! I turned my head to look at her and asked her if she could sit or not, and if she didn't, she ran back by herself.

The woman's eyes were uncertain, and she asked me how to sit in this car, not even a back seat, and such a long bar, ugly.

I smiled and said you know a fart, this 28 bicycle was put aside 20 years ago, and I was a village bully.

I patted the bar on the front of the 28 bicycle and said that you just sit on it, my bike skills are stable, and I can get on the bike with confidence.

The woman looked at the bar with disgust and disdain in her eyes, and was stunned and unwilling to get into the car, I didn't say angrily, I didn't dislike the smell of urine on your body in this car, but you disliked it, or that sentence, don't sit and run back by yourself, I also save a trip in vain.

After saying that, I was too lazy to take care of her, and rode a 28 bicycle to go, the woman saw that I was really leaving, and she was in a hurry, she was now eager to go back and take a good bath, hesitated, gritted her teeth and said, I will sit when you come back!

But it was too late, I had already opened her sight, the woman was angry and stomped her feet, kept scolding me for being a bastard, and scolded me for a long time and didn't see me come back, she panicked, if she wore a wet suit overnight, she could go crazy.

The woman clenched her fists, her eyes turned red, and she tried not to cry, but the tears still flowed out uncontrollably.

"I said you cry a fart, hurry up and get in the car, while I haven't regretted it." I glared at the woman and said angrily.

The woman wiped the tears from her face and wanted to scold me, but she was afraid that I would not send her back, so she held back the words when she came to her mouth, and she asked me how to sit here, and I said how could I sit, and sat diagonally.

The woman sat down slowly, I asked her to grab the front handle with both hands, hold on, I don't care if I fall down when the time comes, the woman is pampered and adapts to the 28 bicycle, and after sitting for a long time, she shouted for me to stop quickly, she is going to fall.

I didn't bother to take care of her, and asked her what to give her, it's good to say when it's close, and you have to pay for it when it's far away, the woman grabbed the handle in front of her tightly, and said the address with a pale face, I almost kicked her down when I heard it, Nima's, so far, so far away to be reincarnated.

"I'll tell you, you're too far away to add money, a hundred yuan, don't bargain, cash on delivery." I didn't have the heart to say it.

"Okay, I'll give you 10,000, you slow down!" The woman yelled at me to slow down.

I said slow fart, Lao Tzu has ridden a 28 bicycle, do you think I can still be slow? A 28 rider who can't chase the wind is an unqualified 28 rider.

I almost broke my leg along the way, and the woman screamed like a roller coaster, and I was very happy at first, but then I got impatient, so I asked her not to scream, and I summoned a ghost in the middle of the night, and you went to chat with her yourself.

The woman held back her fear and didn't let herself scream, the hands holding the handle turned white, you can imagine her fear at this time, I glanced ahead and slowly slowed down the car, stopped on the side of the road, and asked the woman if she wanted to vomit, and if she wanted to vomit, hurry up.

The woman's legs were weak after getting out of the car, and she sat on the ground regardless of her image, gritting her teeth and saying that I was deliberately retaliating against her, and I was too lazy to take care of her, so I let her rest enough and hurry up to get in the car.

The woman's face turned white when she heard the downhill slope, and she shook her head vigorously and didn't get on the car, but she rode to this point, and if she couldn't get on the car, she couldn't help it.

"Ahh

The woman screamed like a pig, and she didn't dare to grab the handle and hug my waist tightly, the woman hugged my waist because she was nervous and scared, her nails pierced into my flesh, and I grinned in pain, so she quickly let go.

It was originally a very exciting thing, after that slope, some places in my waist were scratched and swollen, and I was grinning in pain, and my mother must have to ask for more money when I go to the place, and I have to be reimbursed for this medical expenses.

After a long time of slope, the woman still hugged my waist tightly and her body kept shaking, I glanced at her, a faint smell of urine gushed into my mouth and nose, and looked down, how could this Nima be scared to pee again.

Finally arrived at the destination, my pants were wet a lot, I didn't know and thought I was peeing my pants, looking at my pants and scolding bad luck, this money has to add another pair of pants.

I told the woman to hurry up and get down, this is to the ground, and there is money, 100 travel expenses, 100 medical expenses, 100 pants, not a penny.

The woman hugged my waist and got out of the car shaking her legs for a long time, and when she got out of the car, she sat on the ground with her buttocks, and she cried out and called me a bastard.

I listened to the black line at one end, I didn't say anything about your peeing pants, you were the first to make trouble, forget it, I was too lazy to take care of her, stretched out my hand and asked the woman to quickly pay for it, I saw that the woman didn't bird me, and squatted on the ground and cried, even scolding me for being a bastard, I didn't say a word and took out my mobile phone, and directly began to threaten, and then I cried and took a photo.

This trick is really good, the woman quickly wiped her face, I looked at the woman with makeup on her face and couldn't help laughing, and secretly took a picture of this look, so that the handle in her hand was a little heavier, and she put away her phone and asked the woman to pay for it quickly.

The woman is going crazy now, and she is wronged to the extreme, let me stop urging it, she can't give it at this point, so she will touch the bag, and this touch will be empty directly, and then I remembered that the bag fell into the car.

I saw that the expression on the woman's face was wrong, and my heart tightened, this Nima wouldn't be planning to take the overlord car, right?

"I'll tell you don't look at me like that, I don't take credit, hurry up, pay for it!" I glared at the woman and said.

The expression on the woman's face became very stiff, and she forced out a smile, "Then I must not take credit, but can you lend me five hundred yuan first." ”

What the?

I thought I had heard it wrong, so I asked again, and I got the same answer, this Nima is really in the world, my legs are about to break, and my pants are also wet, if you don't give money, forget it, and ask me for money?

"What's that, I got my bag in the car, I don't have an access card, I don't have money, I don't have a mobile phone, you lend me 500 first, I'll go to the hotel to make do with it overnight, and I'll pay you back tomorrow with interest." The woman forced a laugh.

I listened to her words and smiled, borrowing money? Borrow a fart, you can sleep on the street for me!

The woman looked at my expression, and the only smile left on her face froze, and there was a trace of uneasiness in her heart.

"Oh, I'm really sorry, I've never brought money with me, and I didn't bring a mobile phone, oh you just have a grievance, sleeping on the street, so I will be kind to you to find a leeward horn Gada, you make do with it first, by the way, there are many homeless people in the middle of the night, you be careful, this girl has to protect herself when she sleeps on the street." I'm serious.

After the woman heard this, her face turned white in an instant, especially when she saw that I turned around and was about to leave, she hurriedly stood up and pulled me and didn't let me go, I said angrily, I said what are you doing, I don't ask you for money, you are still going to ask me for money, I will ask you, is your conscience still there?

"I, I, when did I say I won't give it to you, you lend me five hundred, and I will pay you back one thousand tomorrow." The woman stopped me and said.

I smiled and said that if I don't have any money, I can borrow money, you beg me, you beg me, I will borrow you.

The woman was going crazy when she looked at me, and she swore that I was definitely the cheapest man she had ever seen.

The woman gritted her teeth and said impossible, I smiled, then goodbye to you, sleep on the streets, you.

How could a woman let me go at this time, pulling me not to borrow money and not letting me go, just like touching porcelain on the side of the road, I saw that the woman played a scoundrel with me, and I was not in a hurry, so it would be consumed, I would see who was embarrassed in the end.

After a long time, the woman finally couldn't stand it anymore, gritted her teeth and said, you are really a slut!

I waved my hand and said that the prize was awarded, and the prize was passed.

As time passed, I yawned, glanced at my phone, held the grass at more than three o'clock, I was too lazy to spend it with her, so I said that I was afraid of you, I can borrow you five hundred, but you have to pay me back one thousand and a half with interest.

The woman was about to admit it, but after hearing what I said, she hurriedly said that it was no problem.

Re-carrying the woman in the neighborhood to find a hotel, the front desk lady looked at the two of us when they walked over, it was a look of disgust, I was too lazy to take care of her, so I handed over the ID card and said to open two rooms, the front desk lady glanced at the two of us, disdainfully said that an ID card can only open one room.

I said one on the other, after paying the money and deposit, I took the room card and went upstairs, and when I entered the stairs, the woman snorted, saying that the dog's eyes looked down on people.