900 Digging pits for bones

Sima Xiaowu left, and I didn't follow.

Because Xu Laosan didn't let me go, he was worried about Zhang Lin's safety, so he kept me here, as long as Zhang Lin had something, he could summon me at any time.

And I won't go, Sima Xiaowu's master and apprentice, with the water ghosts, will definitely be able to settle the enemies, and the water ghosts who have come ashore are like guerrillas who have mastered howitzers, and their combat effectiveness has increased several times.

I told Zheng Poyu that although everyone can go ashore now, they still try not to run around.

Because the underworld is now in a tense period, don't touch their mold, the provincial judge Zhong Kui, with 3,000 elite soldiers, came to Peacock Island to exterminate them.

Zheng Poyu smiled heartily and said that although we are sure that we can't defeat Zhong Kui's team, if we want to exterminate our thousand water ghosts, he will have to lose at least eight hundred elite soldiers.

I thought about it in my heart, according to Zheng Poyu's statement, their 1,000 water ghosts can be worth the 800 elite soldiers under Zhong Kui's command, so if they have four times the number of troops, wouldn't they be able to defeat Zhong Kui's 3,000 elite soldiers?

Even if I'm not Zhong Kui's opponent now, but with the mountain and winter snow, I may not lose to Zhong Kui!

When I think about it, I don't feel like I'm alone!

Even if Hu Jingtian finds it, he can only temporarily cobble together a group of rabble, I am anxious about the water ghost army, if there is a water war, he Hu Jingtian can't help me!

Thinking of this, I told Zheng Poyu, don't move without permission, as for the sailors on the island, there is still a gap of two or three hundred female ghosts, and I will find a way to fill it as soon as possible.

Zheng Poyu said, King, I'm just talking, I won't take the initiative to provoke trouble, without your order, there will be no one here, one step away from Peacock Island, with me, whoever doesn't listen to you, I cut whom!

I nodded and said That's good, you wait, I'll give my brothers a plan on where to find the female ghost.

After I returned to Guandi Temple, before the second half of the night, Xu Laosan threw me a shovel and said let's go, help your little aunt work.

I was stunned and said what kind of work are you doing?

"Find the bones!" After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he pulled me and left.

It turned out that nearly a month had passed, and the bones of the big-headed monster baby's mother had not been found on the underworld's side, and all the ghosts had joined forces with the local city god to check the territory, but they had not found it.

Zihuan County is the territory under Zhang Lin's jurisdiction, and she didn't find it after looking for it, but she was highly motivated to work, so she had to look for it again.

She learned that there was a hill in Paohuling, and the original halfway of the mountain collapsed due to a mudslide, burying many graves, so she wanted to dig it up and look inside to see if there were any bones of the mother of the big-headed monster baby.

The cemetery on the mountainside before was buried with unmarried women who could not enter the ancestral grave, or women who committed suicide before marriage, or hard-working women who were divorced by their husbands, and babies who died young.

Zhang Lin said that maybe there were the bones of the big-headed monster baby's mother in those female corpses.

I don't fantasize about this, the country is so big, the big-headed monster baby that happens once in a thousand years, how can his mother's bones be in Zihuan County!

However, according to Xu Laosan, Zhang Lin had been on the Tiger Ridge and had been digging alone for two nights.

I felt that distressed at the time, I didn't want to go up the mountain to dig, but suddenly came to the spirit, and said Third Grandpa, you should go faster, let's hurry up and dig.

Xu Laosan pursed his lips and said Why are you so active this time, do you want to be courteous to your little aunt?

I threw the shovel and said if you say that, then I won't go.

Xu Laosan hurriedly said Okay, okay, I won't say that, you still pick up the shovel and work with me on the mountain.

When he came to the mountain, Zhang Lin had already dug a big pit and dug up a lot of bones.

I'll just say you know the bones of the mother of the big-headed monster baby?

"Her mother is also a big-headed weirdo, with a surprisingly large skull, so it's easy to recognize." Zhang Lin said in his mouth, but the shovel in his hand did not stop.

To be honest, with the mana of Zhang Lin, Xu Laosan and me, together, you can easily blow up a big pit, but after the explosion, the bones will be messed up, so everyone can only use shovels to dig slowly.

After a while, the old turtle spirit also came over with a shovel.

Xu Laosan opened his mouth and scolded: "Old Wang Ba, eat me and drink me, let you do some work, you are still so late, believe it or not, I chopped you with a shovel!" ”

The old turtle spirit has been playing mahjong recently, and he hasn't won much money but is happy, so he didn't bother with Xu Laosan, and ran to Xu Laosan's side, more bones than anyone dug up.

Later, Zihuan Chenghuang, who didn't bother to help even the oil bottle when it was poured, also came over with a shovel to dig this time.

I went up to him, dug with him, and asked him why he was so active this time.

"My brother, I'm not worried! I'm not afraid that I won't be able to dig it, but I'm afraid that I will find it! I couldn't sleep at the temple of the city god, and now I hope to dig up all the bones, and there are no bones of the mother of the big-headed monster baby in them, so that I can feel at ease. Zihuan Chenghuang said with a bitter face.

"Why?" I asked again.

"Zhang Guancha didn't tell you, the underground has been dug three feet into the ground, but Hu Jingtian and the big-headed monster baby have not been found, and now it can be basically concluded that Hu Jingtian and the big-headed monster baby have escaped from the underworld in a way that no one can imagine."

Hearing Zihuan Chenghuang say this, I was not the slightest surprised.

Hu Jingtian was originally a genius, and it was not difficult for him to escape from the underworld, and from the moment he broke through the cage, this result was doomed.

Zihuan Chenghuang continued: "Hu Jingtian needs to replenish yang energy to become a ghost king, and the big-headed monster baby needs to find his mother's bones in order to become a little ghost king, think about it, if his mother's corpse bones are pillow on our side, he won't come to make trouble, and then with my two hits, I won't be pinched to death by Hu Jingtian with the big-headed monster baby!" No, from tonight, I will move to the Guandi Temple to live! ”

After listening to Zihuan Chenghuang's words, the old turtle spirit said, there is no place to live!

"There are so many houses, how can there be no place to live!" Zihuan Chenghuang said.

"There's no bed." The old turtle didn't want Zihuan Chenghuang to live in the Guandi Temple, he was afraid that Zihuan Chenghuang would eat and drink in vain when he arrived, one ate and drank in vain, Xu Laosan could bear it, two, Xu Laosan might not be able to bear it.

"There's no bed, I'll squeeze a bed with you, Brother Wang, help!" Zihuan Chenghuang said, took out a piece of gold ingots that were more than a fist, and was about to hand it to the old turtle spirit.

The old turtle was overjoyed and hurriedly reached out to pick it up.

"Ahem......" Xu Laosan spoke.

Zihuan Chenghuang then remembered that Xu Laosan was the owner of the Guandi Temple, so he hurriedly turned the gold ingots in a different direction and handed them to Xu Laosan.

Xu Laosan held the gold ingot, and said pretendedly: "Lord Chenghuang, look at you, why are you so polite...... If you want to come and live, you can move in and live, and the bed is there. ”

Zihuan Chenghuang said thank you to the Taoist chief for taking me in, so that I can finally sleep peacefully.

In this way, we all dug up until dawn, and dug out a lot of bones, all of which were neatly placed in a cave by Zhang Lin, she was afraid that the bones still had a sleeping soul attached to them, and if they were exposed to the sun, the souls would fly away.

, listening to Zhang Lin say this, I looked at the bones of many women in the cave, and I came up with an idea.

During the day, everyone went to sleep, so I went to Llama Lake and asked Lin Da Dan to tell Zheng Poyu that after dark, he would come to me with two jars.

Then I went to sleep.

After dinner, everyone was about to go up the mountain with shovels, and I excused myself to have a stomachache and went into the thatched house.

The old turtle spirit said, the lazy donkey is on the cover, and if you don't pull it, you will urinate, you kid is just to be lazy.

Zihuan Chenghuang slept on the brand-new big bed that Xu Laosan bought, and it was guarded by the old man, so he slept soundly and was in a good mood, so he said Lao Wangba, don't talk nonsense, the mountain god is not that kind of person.

"He's not a human being in the first place, hmph, do you know that this kid sent Zhang Guan ......"

When the old turtle spirit said this, Zhang Lin coughed lightly, and the old turtle spirit felt that he was almost out of his mouth, so he hurriedly stopped.

Fortunately, Xu Laosan didn't hear it, otherwise the matter would have to be extraneous again.

After they all left, I came out of the toilet and waited for Zheng Poyu at the gate of Guandi Temple.

After a while, Zheng Poyu came over with two pro-soldiers, and each pro-soldier was holding a large jar, which was the kind of jar that pretended to be a female ghost last time.

I led them up the hill quietly, first to the cave where the bones were kept.

"Say Lao Zheng, I'm going to dig a pit, look at it, on these bones, those female ghosts are still attached, you take them away, and bring them to the remaining brothers who haven't married their daughters-in-law yet, or that sentence, we must emphasize the principle of voluntariness, if the female ghost is not happy, then you have to give people the money to pay for the road, and escort the people to find the local land Po Mei Lao Tai."

Zheng Poyu looked at those bones, his eyes lit up, and he said Don't worry, the king, he won't force a female ghost!

Then I carried the shovel and left, Zheng Poyu took two personal soldiers, and began to carefully check if there were any female ghosts, and if there were, I put them in the jar and brought them back.

Later, when the bones were dug up, I volunteered to transport them back to the cave.

In the second half of the night, Zheng Poyu told me that more than 100 female ghosts had been harvested.

I said great, you can go back first, and come back tomorrow night.

Zheng Poyu took two personal soldiers and walked away with the jar containing the female ghost, I yawned and stretched, but Zhang Lin suddenly came over.

I said in my heart that fortunately I let Zheng Poyu go, otherwise he and Zhang Lin would have to fight.

"I said Huangshan, why are you sneaky tonight, are you hiding from me, what the hell are you doing here?"

After Zhang Lin finished speaking, he walked around the cave to look for it.

She thought I hadn't touched her in a while, so she couldn't help it, so she found a banshee and cheated here.

I hurriedly said don't think about it, I can't help it, but I want to save it for you.

When Zhang Lin heard this, her face flushed with shame, and she said you fool, what nonsense!

I went up and hugged Zhang Lin and said this way, let's make love here, I am now dreaming of hugging you.

"No, if we don't go over again, my dad will come over, and he will block you when the time comes, and he won't be able to kill you." Zhang Lin said, ran to the entrance of the cave, and looked in the direction where Xu Laosan was.

Zhang Lin was facing away from me at the time, and in order to hide, she was still bent over when she looked.

I couldn't help it at that time, and I went up and hugged Zhang Lin.

I gasped and lifted her ghost uniform.

Zhang Lin was originally very resistant, but with the arrival of Qin Se and Ming, it was easy for me.

This feeling of stealing joy while being afraid of being discovered is wonderful.

Under Zhang Lin's urging, it was over soon, she sorted out her clothes and hurriedly walked over there.

Not long after Zhang Lin left, I also walked over there.

As a result, Xu Laosan was still a little suspicious, carrying a shovel, and blocked me in the middle of the road.

I've already figured out how to deal with it.

Without waiting for Xu Laosan to ask me, I said a proposal that he couldn't refuse: "Third grandfather, do you want to make a windfall bigger than on the side of the Xiaojie River?" ”

I want to pull Xu Laosan, wait for the little judge to eat black, and then come to the little judge to eat black!