Thinking of Xu Laosan, who was about to give full play to his ingenuity and choreograph my heroic deeds, I was a little excited, and I couldn't wait to find a place to wash my face and tidy up my image.

The nickname of the pickpocketed man, in fact, I rejected it, and the rumors that night had a big impact on me, so I have to break it anyway.

As long as I become a little hero in everyone's eyes, no one will believe the rumors.

Who knew that when I looked at Xu Laosan, he actually pretended to be trembling, as if he was in shock, and shut up there without saying a word.

I thought he didn't want to cooperate with me.

I coughed, and Xu Laosan secretly glanced at me.

I could read his eyes, and understood that he was pretending to be about the events of the night, and that he was still apprehensive, so as to increase the truth of the rest of the story.

At the same time, he was also buying time, thinking about how to make up a long story, and perfectly deceived the two silent village chiefs in front of him, as well as more than 100 villagers who were full of people.

I said in my heart that it might be my third grandfather, who has been away from the world for 20 years, and suddenly I don't know how to tell a big lie to everyone.

In order to buy time for Xu Laosan, I said to Xu Dabi and Gu Erjin: "Two village chiefs, such a big movement at night is like opening a mountain and firing artillery, don't you hear?" ”

In fact, I knew in my heart that they must have heard the movement.

But these two people could think that there might be some powerful dirty thing lurking on the construction site, so they didn't dare to come over at night.

After dawn, the sun came out, and they had the courage to come over to show their merits.

Sure enough, when I asked this, Xu Da scratched his nose and said that he drank too much last night and slept to death at night, and he really didn't hear any movement.

Gu Erjin is even better at acting, and directly said that he went to the city at night and was not at home.

Seeing that I shook my head and expressed doubt, Gu Erjin pulled a little young man again, I know this young man, who is Gu Erjin's only child.

Gu Erjin kicked his son and said that you kid did you hear movement at night?

Gu Erjin originally squeezed his son's eyes and motioned to his son that he didn't hear it.

As a result, his son didn't slip his head, he was a real person, nodded and said that there was such a big movement, I thought that which hill in Paohuling collapsed, how could I not hear it, I didn't ......

Seeing that his son was about to say that he had reported to him at night, where would Gu Erjin wait for him to tell the truth later, and kicked his son down again, Xiao Young fell and ate without paying attention, and gnawed on a mouthful of mud.

"Dog, you heard it, why didn't you call me!" Gu Erjin scolded.

His son looked aggrieved, spit out a mouthful of mud, opened his mouth to justify, he clearly notified Gu Erjin at night, and slapped Gu Erjin's angry hand again, and beat his son back when he came to his mouth.

I really can't bear to see this kind of scene of honest people being wrongly dumped.

I waved my hand and said to Gu Erjin, this morning, don't be so angry, I just asked casually, don't fight.

As soon as I gave a step, Gu Erjin immediately got off the donkey, changed the topic, and asked in a concerned tone: "What happened at night, is there really such a big movement?" ”

I looked at Xu Laosan, which means it's time for you to say it, and I won't talk about revealing it when I turn around.

Xu Laosan still pretended to be frightened, ignoring my gestures, I said in my heart that your play is a bit too much.

I don't care if Xu Laosan has made up a story or not, and directly pushes him in front of everyone.

"This is an old worker watching the gate at the construction site, he was at the scene last night, and he also witnessed the whole process of the incident, I am a little tired, I want to sit and take a breath, let him talk to everyone."

With that, I hid to the side.

Xu Laosan avoided everyone, and leaned over and whispered into my ear: "Huangshan, the third grandfather has never lied in front of so many people, I'm afraid of revealing my stuffing." ”

"Third grandfather, look at your age, why are you still so unproductive!

Just because you haven't lied before doesn't mean you won't lie now, just play freely, remember, you have to calm the mood of the villagers, otherwise the school's project will be yellow.

The school's project is yellow, who will give you a run relationship and fight for the name of that real person!

Besides, don't you want to hide your identity and continue to deceive the imposters in the Taoist temple, and now you put the credit on my head and make the impostors wary of me, and they will ignore you as a real threat, right? ”

I even flickered and encouraged me here, and another duck came to the shelf.

I pushed Xu Laosan in front of everyone again, saying that the old man was frightened at night, and his words were a little unfavorable, so everyone should take care of me, I was really tired and sleepy, and I had to rest.

Then I turned around and walked back to Principal Zhao's office and lay down on the couch.

However, my ears were pricked up, and at this time Xu Laosan finally spoke, and the villagers also quieted down, so I could hear clearly what Xu Laosan was saying outside.

Xu Laosan said that the opening of the mountain here must have destroyed the feng shui.

Everyone's urine that day was very effective, suppressing some dirty things, but it also made some dirty things with profound Taoism hold grudges.

So last night, the moon was dark and the stars were scarce, and the yin was prosperous and the yang was declining, and something happened.

The demons and monsters lurking in the dark near the construction site finally broke through the blockade of urine, and the dirty things exploded in a concentrated manner, uniting and rushing towards the construction site with black pressure.

Then the children of Huangshan, who are small and bold, have no fear, and use the awe-inspiring righteousness of the whole body to play a triumphant song that evil does not suppress righteousness.

The children of Huangshan first had a scuffle with those invisible ghosts, and all the ghosts were wiped out, and this scuffle was really fierce, collapsing the row of workers' dormitories.

After destroying all the ghosts, the children of Huangshan regained their spirits, and a few spirits and a few zombies came over, and killed the sky again.

In this vicious fight, the spirit zombies who killed lost their armor and fled in embarrassment.

The children of Huangshan also adhered to the spirit of chasing the poor and chased them into the woods.

The spirits and zombies that escaped were killed one by one, and the harm to the people was completely eliminated.

The more Xu Laosan blows, the smoother it becomes, and the ups and downs of the story are made.

He is like a storyteller, and he also knows how to mobilize the emotions of the audience, causing everyone to follow the plot, or pathos or indignation.

Many times, human potential is forced out.

For example, Xu Laosan made up a nonsense story this time, but if he didn't make a sound, he would have become a blockbuster.

The first time I listened to a story, I fell asleep, and this time, I slept until noon.

When I woke up, I saw Xu Laosan sitting next to me, so I asked him, what you said is so mysterious, it is about to into a fairy, even if the villagers believe it, Xu Dabi and Gu Erjin are two essences, but they may not be able to believe you.

"The collapsed house is in front of them, and they went to the woods over there, and found the bodies of the red snake and the yellow wolf, and also found a lot of scattered dry bones around, it is estimated that those dry bones were picked up by the cat ghost, so they can't believe it."

As soon as Xu Laosan's words fell, someone knocked on the door outside.

I said come in, and then Xu Da Nose held the red snake, Gu Erjin carried the yellow wolf, and someone carried a large basket of broken bones, all walked in, and surrounded me in the middle one by one.

"Huang Shan, you must have obtained the true inheritance of Huang Siye and his old man, this can kill so many demons and monsters, much stronger than the bull-nosed Xu Daochang in the Taoist temple, he doesn't dare to come out when he nests in the Taoist temple."

A large group of people surrounded me, and all kinds of beautiful words came to me.

I'm sorry to mess me up.

"What do you do with these things?" Xu Dabi and Gu Erjin asked me at the end.

"Hang them all up for display, let the sun scorch them to the ground, and wait until evening, and then burn them in the sun!"

I waved my hand in a very general manner.

Xu Dabi and Gu Erjin led the villagers to re-erect the flagpole, and hung up the water monkey, the red snake, the yellow wolf, and the basket of broken bones.

This time, no one believed that there would be any more chaos on the construction site.

More than 100 people were busy cleaning up the rubble, and the scene was in full swing.

I took out all the money that Principal Zhao gave me that day: "This is today's meal money, and when Principal Zhao comes back, the salary will be calculated separately." ”

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here again, Principal Zhao, back.