012 Played a trick for Li Changkong's brothers
After the golden light was restrained, I opened my eyes, the old man was gone, rubbed my eyes, scolded a bad word, my heart was full of doubts about the golden light just now, I didn't have a clue after thinking about it for a long time, and I didn't want to think about it, as long as this old immortal doesn't come again, how can I love it, it is best to be killed by Yin Gong.
I packed up the things on the cabinet and moved them into the workshop, and when I came out again, I suddenly felt that there was something wrong with the clay figures on the shelves, and when I looked closely, I knelt down, rubbed my eyes, and looked at it again Still kneeling, and hurriedly picked up one and looked at it carefully.
The clay figure kneeling is very natural, and the lines of the legs even appear wrong, as if they knelt down by themselves, and these are all pinched by themselves, there is no quality problem at all, one can be said to be a coincidence, but all of them, there is a problem!
Suppress the shock in my heart, think carefully about the problem, this situation seems to have heard my father say, once some of the enshrined immortal figurines of some years appear, the other clay figures around will have strange changes, or make a compilation, or bow, or clench fists, although there are cases of kneeling but extremely rare.
As soon as I thought of the immortal figurines, my heart was pounding, except for the immortal figurines, I really couldn't think of other possibilities, that golden light was very likely to be emitted by the immortal figurines, and the years of being enshrined must not be low, maybe it was offered by some prince general.
The ancient jade and figurines of the past year are spiritual, and they will be fed back to the people who wear and worship, which is why so many dignitaries and dignitaries have been so obsessed with jade and figurines throughout the ages, and it is no wonder that the old man is not dead like this, and there are treasures like fairy figurines on his body to hang his last breath.
At this time, my mind was full of fairy figurines, and I didn't even pay attention to when the fat man came in, the fat man sat on the small bench with his big buttocks, glanced at his mobile phone, and said with a big grin, the money has hit me Alipay.
"Alipay received 4,000 yuan."
My thoughts were pulled back by the ringtone of the mobile phone, and I saw the fat man sitting on the small bench, and asked him when he came, and the fat man didn't raise his head and said that he had just come in, and he didn't bother me when he saw me in Sichun, I scolded Uncle Siyou, glanced at the phone, and asked if the fat man saw an old man who was about to burp when he came back.
The fat man shook his head and said no, there were few people on this street at night, if there was an old man who was about to burp, he would have stripped him of valuable things a long time ago, and he was quite depressed, but when the fat man said this, he was speechless.
After hesitating for a while, I still didn't say it, firstly, the fat man did not necessarily believe it, and secondly, the old man was really a little evil, and I was a little mason who didn't want to make trouble for myself.
The fat man glanced at his phone and laughed obscenely, I glared at the fat man and asked him not to watch those unsightly little movies in my store, the fat man cut and said is he that kind of person, and then leaned over and asked me how I could quickly get the attention of a woman.
I glanced at the fat man and said that this touched my blind spot in knowledge, but if you are as handsome as me, you can fascinate a woman with one look.
The fat man snorted, saying that I was shameless, and then said seriously, "Brother Yang, I'm not joking with you, brother, I'm looking for a girl recently, you help my brother come up with ideas." ”
I don't think the fat man is joking, curiously ask him what kind of girl he is, is he sexy, is there a photo, let me see, the fat man smiled, kept saying how sexy this girl is, listening to my heart itching, urging the fat man to hurry up and let me see the photo.
The fat man found the photo for me to see, the woman is about her early twenties, her skin is very white, her big eyes are smart, she pouts and compares her scissor hands, she is not good-looking, but she is very cute, giving people a feeling of first love, very pure.
The fat man stared at the photo and asked me if I was the best, I said that's it, now it's more pure, the fat man wiped the halazi and said there is.
I'm afraid that if I continue to watch, the fat man's mobile phone will be flooded with saliva, so I asked the fat man to put the phone away quickly, the fat man wiped the phone, and asked me to help with a trick, how to soak this girl, I glanced at the fat man, and asked him to hurry home and sleep, there is everything in the dream.
The fat man was anxious when he heard it, saying that I had no conscience and didn't think about the second half of my brother's life, so I asked him to get out of here, I didn't even know people's names, I was a fart, and this was already a blind spot in my knowledge.
"Who said I don't know, this girl's name is Li Changkong." The fat man said with a sigh.
I said speechlessly, I know that there is a name and a fart, and I still know Yang Mi's name, can I soak it? The fat man said that I was unrealistic, he was different, he could make an appointment with this girl.
I was stunned for a moment, and gave a thumbs up to the fat man, what a ruthless person, even lied to himself.
The fat man saw that I didn't believe it, so he showed me the chat history of WeChat, I looked, I relied on, there really is, the note is Li Changkong, the avatar is a cute puppy, if it wasn't for a photo of the circle of friends, I thought it was a man, but if the man looks like this, he won't lose a bayonet.
Looking at the fat man's fiery gaze at me, I subconsciously took a step back and asked the fat man to stay away from me.
The fat man grabbed my arm and asked me to help him take this girl down, I don't want to hit the fat man, this will be blind if I meet, but now the fat man is so enthusiastic, I can't hit him, so I asked him how to help.
The fat man smiled, saying that something happened to Li Changkong's family, and I could help with this, I asked what was the matter, and the fat man said that it was not a big deal, didn't Li Changkong believe in Buddhism, there was a statue of Guanyin at home, I don't know what was going on recently, Guanyin suddenly closed his eyes, which scared Li Changkong, and the fat man said that this was a trivial matter, and pretended to say that there were a hundred ways to make Guanyin open his eyes again, but the help must be met, Li Changkong agreed very happily, and the time was set for tomorrow.
As soon as I heard it, I understood what was going on.,The feeling is to use me as a tool for him to pick up girls.,But the Guanyin of this offering suddenly closed his eyes.,This thing is really weird.,I asked if it was that kind of Guanyin.,The fat man said it was jade.。
I glanced at the fat man, and said how can I help with the jade, I can't pinch a mud eye in the eyes of the Jade Guanyin, this is a bit nonsense, the fat man said that I don't have an order, or the one that is quite scary, I look very sharp, you can re-engrave the eyes of the Jade Guanyin.
Chi You Ling is used to carve demon figurines, since ancient times, immortals and demons are not separated, so there is going to be an accident, let the fat man stop the meeting, and besides, this Guanyin will definitely not close his eyes for no reason, it must be the person who has done something to disgust Guanyin.
The fat man was interested in hearing this, and asked me what was going on.
"This offering to Guanyin is also exquisite, men for Guanyin, women for Buddha, Li Changkong for Guanyin, this is very strange, and Guanyin is not for everyone, Guanyin is clean, people with chaotic private lives can not offer, for example, miss, cheating wife and sexual immorality and debauchery. Especially Yu Guanyin is more strict with this requirement, the fat man is not a brother to hit you, this Li Changkong is not very serious. ”
The fat man said that I am, just a jade Guanyin can still see a person's debauchery? I saw that the fat man didn't believe it, so I didn't explain too much, and he said that he should fart too much, so he said that he was willing to help him with this, but this woman really got it, just play with it.
The fat man is now full of this Li Changkong, and when he saw that I agreed, he was so excited that he almost hugged me and kissed me, if I hadn't dodged quickly, I would have been tainted by the fat man's dog.
Then I blew a few words with the fat man, and asked the fat man to get out of here, I still have a job to do, the fat man said okay, and when he walked to the door, he suddenly turned his head, threw a wink at me, and gave me a flying kiss compared to the orchid finger, so it is really spicy eyes.
I was almost vomited by the fat man, grabbed a piece of mud on the side and threw it at the fat man, telling him to get out of here, the fat man smiled, and shouted cheaply, husband, I'll go first~
The eyelids jumped a few times irregularly, looked left and right, picked up the small bench on the ground and threw it at the fat man, the fat man saw that something was wrong, and hurriedly slipped away.
Looking at the back of the fat man, he scolded the dog, looked at the time, and planned to go home to sleep after doing the work of the high woman, and the mobile phone was not kicked in the pocket, a message from WeChat, one day, as soon as I saw that it was sent by the fat man, I clicked into the >The fat man posted a photo, and in the photo was a jade Guanyin, which I thought was the statue of Guanyin that Li Changkong offered.
The pixels are not very good, I enlarged the picture, looked at it twice, and there was nothing special except for closing my eyes, and I was just about to lock the screen, and the fat man sent another photo.
This time it was a close-up of the eye area, and I zoomed in to take a look, and I don't know if it was because of the light in the place where the photo was taken, but a string of dark yellow carvings on the center of the eyebrows was particularly conspicuous.