Chapter 395: Cute and Stupid Xiao Wu
This voice is very different from Xiao Wu's clean and cold voice before, it is a delicate and soft baby voice, sweet, Luo Tianhua felt numb after hearing it.
Looking back, is this still Xiao Wu? The body is more than 1.8 meters tall, and just a pair of legs are 1.12 meters, although there is no change in appearance...... Uh, or rather, there is no change in body shape - the chest muscles are quite underdeveloped - wearing a leaf suit, which is just a suit of armor from the national goddess in Luo Tianhua's memory in his previous life.
"Are you kidding, aren't you? Can't you feel any changes in yourself?" Luo Tianhua raised his head slightly and looked directly into Xiao Wu's eyes, he himself was only one meter seven or eight, and he was quite unhappy with the perspective of looking up at the girl, so the tone of his voice was also hard.
Xiao Wu naturally didn't care about Luo Tianhua's tone, and after looking around, he realized that his body had grown more than six times taller, "Oh! It turns out that this tree of life will give birth to forest spirits." No wonder Xiao Wu felt that Andy had become smaller, it turned out that it was because Xiao Wu had become bigger. ”
Luo Tianhua was speechless, and then grabbed Lao Tanya's placket with burning eyes, and his tone was extremely cold: "Does reincarnation still lower IQ? My Xiao Wu has never been so funny! I need you to give me an explanation!"
Old Tanya once again said with an innocent face: "Reincarnation does not reduce IQ, but if it is a foreign race reincarnated as an elf, it will be a little elven in terms of personality, that is, it will be more pure, that's all."
Robro Warrior, since you know the details of reincarnation, you shouldn't know this, right? Also, what does 'tease' mean?"
When Luo Tianhua heard this answer, he didn't know whether to continue to get angry for a while, but his thoughts were immediately interrupted by a brain.
"Andy, how can you say that Xiao Wu is funny?" It turned out that Xiao Wu had an opinion on Luo Tianhua's adjective just now.
Luo Tianhua turned his head a little stiffly, looked at Xiao Wu in disbelief, and roared wildly in his heart: "Your behavior can't be regarded as a comic comparison? Aren't you an artificial intelligence? What about the previous maturity and stability? What about generosity and intellectuality? Is it all used to exchange comic attributes?"
Xiao Wu reacted as soon as he finished playing, and hurriedly covered his mouth with his hands and said, "How can this be? Xiao Wu obviously just thought about it, and didn't want to do this! Why did he stretch out his hand unobediently?"
Luo Tianhua was depressed, but he also had a strange joy, thinking that there would be such a cute Xiao Wu around him in the future, it was still very interesting, Xiao Wu was like a big sister in the past, like a mentor, and he had to be careful even to make a joke, now......
Luo Tianhua couldn't help but stretch out his hand and pinched Xiao Wu's face, and the other party immediately made a fierce and cute look and said, "Andy, what are you doing? Didn't Xiao Wu say that it wasn't intentional? Why do you still take revenge?"
What was Xiao Wu like before? It should be a helpless look that you can't do anything and say, "Okay, okay, it's kind of flat." ”
In contrast, the reaction now is so cute that it explodes!
So Luo Tianhua once again took his finger and gently poked the little face that was bulging into a bun.
For Luo Tianhua's childlike naughty behavior, Xiao Wu may follow his wishes and take out the patience to coax the child to follow him.
And now Xiao Wu doesn't have the self-control he had before, after being poked in the face, he directly turned into a fried cat, screamed with his teeth and claws, and then pounced on Luo Tianhua, pinching Luo Tianhua's face with both hands at the same time.
Luo Tianhua stood in place without dodging, letting Xiao Wu grab his face and twist it over, but he just looked at Xiao Wu with a smile without saying a word, and the smile in his eyes was about to overflow.
Luo Tianhua's reaction made Xiao Wu very puzzled, let go of his hand and apologized: "Andy, Xiao Wu doesn't know why, his body is not very obedient, are you okay?
At this time, Luo Tianhua stretched out his hand and grabbed Xiao Wu's waist and began to circle around, laughing heartily while shedding tears: "Xiao Wu, you finally have a taste, do you know? Even if you are by my side, I still feel lonely, and I always feel that what accompanies me is just a program, a computer.
Do you know how happy I am now that you have really become a flesh-and-blood person, even if my level is now zero and all my skills are gone, I will not despair, because you are by my side!"
Xiao Wu was still a little stunned when he was hugged just now, and after listening to Luo Tianhua's confession in the back, not only was he not happy, but he felt a little sorry for Luo Tianhua, it turned out that this game house was not as mature and optimistic as he showed.
Thinking of this, Xiao Wu hugged Luo Tianhua harder, wanting to give him more encouragement, "Xiao Wu will always be by Andy's side!
"......" means that he understands the Chinese spoken by Luo Tianhua and the others, and Old Tanya curls up and shrinks his body again, hiding in the stern of the boat and continuing to load quails, revealing an obvious footprint on his back.
It turned out that Luo Tianhua had just hugged Xiao Wu and circled around for the first time, but they were both in a state of violent emotional fluctuations, and they didn't find Lao Tanya who was almost kicked off the boat......
Old Tanya said, I can't afford to be provoked, can't I hide? So there was the above scene.
When Luo Tianhua's emotions finally calmed down, he found that there were many more footprints on Lao Tanya's exposed back, and it seemed that he had really been affected.
"I'm sorry, Patriarch Tanya, I just lost my temper. In this way, in order to express my apologies, I will give you this fire source orb. Luo Tianhua went to a big heart knot, and saw that Lao Tanya was much more pleasing to the eye, and he consciously took advantage of others, so he simply took out a treasure that he couldn't use and handed it over.
Although he hasn't found where to use the fire source bead yet, he is still reluctant to give it away for nothing, so what he sent out is only an unfinished fire source bead, as for the complete one, he only has one himself, and his own research is not enough, what to send?
However, seeing the expression of Old Tanya's eyes that were about to fall out, Luo Tianhua suddenly gave birth to a negative emotion called "big loss".
"Great! It turned out to be really a fire source bead! A treasure that can help people impact the sage barrier! I thought I had no hope of advancing to a sage in my life! Rob Bro Warrior, do you really want to give this to me?" Old Tanya sighed for a while, and then remembered to confirm the truth of the matter with Luo Tianhua.
After listening to Lao Tanya's emotion, Luo Tianhua suddenly felt that he didn't feel so distressed again, Sage Barrier, this thing is ineffective for him, "Of course it's true, I'll give it to you." It's so late today, so we have to ask the Tanya patriarch to help us arrange accommodation, and we'll leave tomorrow." ”
Old Tanya didn't dare to take a breath and carefully took the fire system source bead, and put it into his space ring with extremely gentle movements, only then did he let out a long breath and said: "Of course this is no problem, you two can stay here for as long as you want, you are a distinguished guest of our inheritance tribe! Why rush to leave? We still have a lot of fun here, I can take the two of you to play in person tomorrow." ”
Luo Tianhua smiled and excused himself: "Forget about this, wait for next time." We still have some things to do, and we must leave tomorrow, thank you for your kindness. ”
"It's a pity, those two will have to stay longer next time. Old Tanya said this sentence with a dazzled smile, 100% wrong, but Luo Tianhua was obviously still in a state of excitement, and he didn't pay too much attention to it.
Xiao Wu had just completed his reincarnation, and his grasp of the body was not very proficient, so he simply returned to Luo Tianhua's pet space to rest.
After a night's rest, the next morning, Luo Tianhua was awakened by a rapid knock on the door before he woke up.
"What's the matter?" Luo Tianhua, who was angry about getting up, opened the door suddenly, stared at the somewhat familiar face in front of the door and asked.
"Warrior, enemy attack!" The person who came had picturesque eyebrows, long pale green hair tied into a big ponytail, wearing a military uniform, and holding a short wooden staff in his hand, who was Audreyn Dorun who was not rescued by Luo Tianhua from the Kingdom of God?
"What does the enemy attack do to me?" Luo Tianhua obviously didn't wake up yet, closed the door, and lay on the bed to continue to sleep.
After a moment of silence, the knock on the door sounded again, louder and louder than before.
"What the hell do you want to do?" Luo Tianhua shouted as soon as he opened the door this time, reached out and grabbed the front of the knocker, pulled it in front of him.
But this time it wasn't Audreyne, but an old face with ravines, and it turned out to be Old Tanya.
"Robro Warrior, it's not good! The people from the Holy See are calling! They have surrounded our tribe!" Old Tanya shouted loudly, saliva sprayed Luo Tianhua's face, although there was no smell, but this coverage was enough for Luo Tianhua to wash his face.
At this moment, Luo Tianhua woke up completely, and his face changed: "Holy See, is it to avenge Nandis? How did they find here?"
"I don't know, Robro Warrior, please help us!" Old Tanya grabbed Luo Tianhua's hand and begged for help.
Luo Tianhua shook his hand and threw Old Tanya aside, and asked Audrey, "How many people have come from the Holy See, when did they come, and what is the highest position?"
Audrey was indeed much more reliable than Old Tanya, and said in a clear and solemn manner: "Twenty-one people came, two bishops, six messengers (Yasheng Yaxian first-class), and the rest are ordinary priests. ”
"Two ......" Luo Tianhua gasped, the peak of the sage level! Two ...... came, "Do you want such a big battle......? It's not going to be easy!