Xu Xiaoxian glanced at Ke Chuanxu: "My aunt deliberately asked me to wear bright clothes, do you care?"

Ke Chuanxu looked at Xu Xiaoxian's unreasonable appearance and shook his head, and turned around to leave.

"Stop! I haven't let you go yet! The rabbit fur gloves that someone just bought were trampled on by you, how are you going to compensate me? ”

Ke Chuanxu pinched the shriveled padded jacket pocket, and took out two crumpled 1 yuan paper tickets from his pocket: "That's all, I see that your gloves are worth five yuan, and you can wear them after washing, even if you accompany them!" ”

"Hehe, you're so funny? 2 yuan to send a meal? At first glance, it is a small turtle that has never been out of the village! Do you know what you can do with two dollars? In the city, you can't buy a bunch of big sugar gourds! My hat and neck and rabbit fur gloves are a set, I just bought it from a large supermarket Walmart, and this set is priced at 580 yuan! It's unlucky! I just put it on today and it was ruined by you! Put away your two bucks, I'm not unusual! ”

Ke Chuanxu folded the crumpled paper ticket and put it back into his padded jacket pocket: "This is what you don't want, I am sincerely compensating, besides, your gloves fell on the ground, and I didn't step on it on purpose, there is a suspicion of slander!" ”

Xu Xiaoxian diverted the topic and said lightly: "Are you really my cousin's childhood friend?" ”

"Can this still lie to you?" Ke Chuanxu took the paper ticket and confirmed that he put it in his pocket before he was relieved.

Xu Xiaoxian frowned, as if he didn't believe it: "It doesn't look like it?" Your friend is dead, and you should normally give it a ride, but you turn around and want to go home? ”

Ke Chuanxu sighed: "His funeral has been completed, and the next step is to marry Yin." I don't want to watch this farce, the big fat is tortured to death, and I feel unhappy when I look at it. ”

"What do you mean by that? My cousin's marriage is already known in the village and outside the village, that is, it is a ceremony, and both of them have agreed, you should congratulate him on his yin marriage. ”

Ke Chuanxu suddenly figured it out: it turned out that Xu Xiaoxian was dressed brightly, and he actually congratulated his cousin on his marriage!

He looked in the direction of the funeral shed, and sure enough, Yang Dapang's relatives were dressed very casually, and they didn't look like funerals at all.

Ke Chuanxu lowered his voice and said, "You'd better not participate in your cousin's yin marriage......"

Xu Xiaoxian's eyes widened: "You must know that the big fat brother is my uncle's only seedling, if I don't come, my uncle and aunt will be very disappointed!" ”

Ke Chuanxu rolled his eyes and looked at Xu Xiaoxian's delicate face: "Let me ask you a question?" ”

Xu Xiaoxian changed her attitude just now, and nodded obediently: "Ask......"

"Are you married?"

As soon as Ke Chuanxu said this, Xu Xiaoxian blushed: "What are you talking about?" He is only 19 years old, and he is still studying, nonsense! ”

Ke Chuanxu waved his hand and said with a serious expression: "Then you shouldn't come!" ”

Xu Xiaoxian was terrified by the dirty big boy in front of him......

"Today, my uncle's family is doing business, I hope you don't talk nonsense, interfering with my cousin's yin wedding celebration."

"Well, since you don't believe me, I don't need to go any further."

Xu Xiaoxian saw that Ke Chuanxu was going home, and asked, "I want to know, why can't I attend my cousin's yin wedding ceremony?" ”

Ke Chuanxu narrowed his eyes and calculated the trick with his hand: "19 years old...... You should be a pig, your cousin is 21 years old, your genus is in opposition to each other, and if you participate in his yin marriage, his underground spirit will interfere with your future marriage! ”

Xu Xiaoxian's eyebrows were upside down, his face was flushed with anger, and he pointed at Ke Chuanxu's nose: "I think you are like an ominous person!" I haven't said a good word! ”

Ke Chuanxu pressed her pink baby fat with his hand, and a wisp of fresh fragrance from the girl's hand penetrated into his nostrils, he secretly swallowed his saliva, and his undeveloped Adam's apple moved quietly......

"Don't worry, Xiaoxian, you listen to me first...... See if what I'm saying makes sense? According to the yellow calendar left by our ancestors, that is, the six lines and gossip on the Book of Changes, today's results are calculated: it is advisable to travel far away, bathe, and avoid marriage...... Whether it is a yang wedding or a yin wedding, it cannot be held on this day, if it goes against the will of heaven, it will inevitably touch the spirit of the other world! ”

She took out the Apple 7puls and opened the perpetual calendar...... The results displayed on the mobile phone screen are surprisingly consistent with what Ke Chuanxu said!

Xu Xiaoxian couldn't help but feel chills, and asked with a slight cry: "That...... So how do you crack it? ”

Ke Chuanxu whispered: "You'd better tell your uncle and aunt what I said, and stop this event of a yin marriage!" ”

Xu Xiaoxian's face was embarrassed: "My uncle and aunt won't listen to what I say, and they will think I'm messing with the situation." ”

There was a commotion among the villagers watching outside the courtyard, and a red lacquered wooden coffin was slowly carried into the courtyard under the guidance of the master of ceremonies.

This coffin is extraordinary, with a red coffin painted with a gold-painted phoenix. The phoenix flutters its wings and flies lifelike, but the coffin is bright red and the color is very bright and eye-catching.

According to Ke Chuanxu's coffin color judgment method, this coffin must be a person who died horizontally, and it was determined that the deceased was a woman from the golden phoenix on the coffin.

The young man at the head was carrying heavy filial piety, with tears on his face and a white soul-attracting banner in his hand. This soul flag is very special, the top is bright red, and it is made in the shape of a hen's head.

Xu Xiaoxian opened her mouth wide in surprise: "Today's protagonist bride is here!" ”

Ke Chuanxu carefully looked at the brand-new coffin that was carried into the yard, and he found that there was still loess on the coffin that had not been cleaned up......

Ke Chuanxu closed his eyes and began to search for the source of the coffin's female corpse.

Xu Xiaoxian was a little impressed by the dirty little god in front of him. She thinks that Ke Chuanxu is a fortune teller or a folk stranger like a feng shui master, at least she has some skills. The most important thing is that she wants to find out why Ke Chuanxu tried his best to stop her cousin's yin wedding ceremony, what is the problem?

"Hey, what are you thinking about when you close your eyes?"

Ke Chuanxu has an unknown ability to talk to the spirits of the underworld. But he never spoke to anyone. Some in the village thought he was half-mentally ill.

The older uncles and elders in the village don't see it that way. They felt that Ke Chuanxu might have some kind of ability beyond ordinary people.

He suddenly opened his eyes, turned his head and asked, "Who do you know the bride's last name?" Where do you live? ”

Xu Xiaoxian shook her head in horror: "How do I know about this." ”

Ke Chuanxu stared at her pink little face, and said mysteriously: "The bride is the eldest daughter of the Ma family in Tangxing Village, Ma Liuqing, the eldest daughter of the Ma family in Guitou Mountain, ......."

"Wow! Amazing, right? Did you guess or did you hear the wind? ”

Ke Chuanxu was complacent, and suddenly had a feeling of being tall. After a lot of nonsense, he successfully attracted the attention of the beautiful woman, and then he couldn't go home...... Pretending to be forced to the end, I'd rather exhaust myself to death......

He took out a token with a yin-yang fish from his bosom: "It was it that told me." ”

Xu Xiaoxian couldn't believe it: "This is true? Call the third brother, can you not scare me? You've told me so much, you're going to have nightmares at night! ”

"So, I advise you to get out of here and don't wade into troubled waters."

She seemed to be a little shaken, and rubbed her hands nervously: "Then I'm standing in the crowd, right?" Too close to the coffin I'm scared too! ”

Ke Chuanxu took out the token happily: "Take it!" With this token protector, you'll be fine. ”