Reach out and don't hit the smiley person
"You kid stop me!"
It was dusk, but in the woods, which should have been silent, there was a thrilling contest.
Gao Xingjing ran madly and ran wildly through the trees around him, passing by quickly, but his legs became more and more weak.......
"Little rabbit, stop me!" Chasing after were a few sturdy uncles, who were shouting and running at a high speed, getting closer and closer to Gao Xingjing.
Foolish. Forced him. stop! Lao Tzu is not stupid. Force!
Gao Xingjing no longer had the strength to speak, and his two legs, which had become weak, kept moving, but in his heart, he complained so silently.
As one of the three major gangs in City A, the gang boss Gao Xingjing has lived for more than 20 years, and has never been so embarrassed, even if he is really running away in a hurry, he should be driving a high-end sports car to play drifting, how can he use the most primitive marathon escape method, it is completely unscientific, it does not conform to the objective law of social development, and does not conform to social moral values!
But one thing that is even more unscientific is that as a gangster Gao Xingjing's limbs are relatively simple, he never passed physical education when he was in school!
Although it is a harmonious society today, the existence of gangs is still indispensable, but no matter in which era the rise of gangs is the price of blood and tears, new forces and new strong people emerge between the fire and encroachment again and again, but unlike all the gangs on the road, Gao Xingjing is made a fortune by gambling, and he has climbed up step by step from the bottom of the society to sit in this position.
However, this also led to the fact that at this moment, Gao Xingjing was being chased by several peasant uncles, and he was about to come into close contact with the earth less than two thousand meters.
“....... If you don't run, I really can't run! Muttered, Gao Xingjing directly panted and leaned against a big tree, watching the uncles approach him step by step.
"Hehe, you kid was finally caught by our brothers!" The tall man who walked in the front laughed, and his eyes were full of disdain when he looked at Gao Xingjing.
Gao Xinjing's breathing was not very even, so he had to shrug his shoulders helplessly.
At this moment, the man had already walked in front of Gao Xinjing, his bronzed skin looked more robust in the sun, and the eight-pack abs could be clearly seen through the vest.
Gao Xingjing shook his head a little helplessly and sighed: What year and month can he shine in such a male god. The moment of force!
After the big man walked in front of Shi Mengfan without saying a word, he suddenly raised his fist and aimed it straight at Gao Xinjing's face.
However, at this time, Gao Xingjing suddenly raised a smile, and the smile on his white cheeks actually felt a little quiet, and the big man couldn't help but stop his hand, "Damn, what are you laughing at?" ”
The smile on the corner of Gao Jingjing's mouth expanded a little, "Reach out and don't hit the smiling person, besides, don't you stop?" ”
"Grass, you dare to fool me!" Dahan's originally somewhat red face was instantly filled with anger, and then he stretched out his fist again and attacked Gao Xinjing.
This time, Gao Xingjing didn't smile but closed his eyes, after all, it is impossible for a person to fall into the same river at the same time, because the river is constantly flowing.
So this time the uncle in front of him will definitely not fall for himself again!
A few seconds later, a "bang" sounded, but Gao Xinjing didn't feel the expected pain, could it be that the nerves were paralyzed, and TMD was too ruthless, right?
Gao Xingjing cautiously opened an eye, looking a little cunning, but in the next second, his eyes were as big as a bull's eye, just now the big man was already covered with blood in front of him, and next to his head there was a flat can that was also covered with blood.
It seems that Lao Tzu's life should not be extinguished! Gao Xingjing smiled a little smugly.
And the rest of the big men immediately looked vigilantly at the direction where the cans flew from, could there be police in places where birds don't lay eggs and hens don't poop, this is not scientific!
However, the reality is so unscientific.
In the next second, a skinny young man walked out from behind the tree, and it was the little policeman who was wearing civilian clothes today and was lost with Jiang Yanxuan.
He glanced at Gao Qijing, who was pitifully cowering by the tree, and then at the uncles who were very handsome and chic, and said calmly and heroically: "Police! Stop me! Don't bully powerless minors! ”
You're powerless, your whole family is a minor! Gao Xingjing wanted to roar, but after thinking about it, if the people on the road knew that he was arguing with a middle school student, they would definitely laugh until they died, so he didn't say anything, just kept a straight face and continued to pretend to be noble and cold.
That's right! Our Gao Xingjing boss has lived for more than 20 years and can only do two things, the first is to gamble, and the second is to pretend to be cold!
I saw him squint at the young man, then snorted coldly and turned his head away.
And the little policeman who was squinted at him immediately had a kind of rush that was hit by the cold snap, this is the legendary domineering side leak, if one day he can also show such a king eight qi, he will definitely be able to replace the position of the Jiang team as soon as possible.
The powerful pretending is called bullshit, and the pretending without strength is called stupid, but the person in front of him can still show such a domineering and uninhibited expression without strength, which shows that his psychological quality is absolutely excellent.
So he looked at Gao Xingjing, his gaze was no longer completely pity for the weak, but a faint longing.
"Did you hear what this little kid said? He said he was a police officer? Hahaha...... Are we bullying minors? Could it be that he is an adult? Hahaha...... "One of the big men almost lost his breath with laughter.
When the little policeman heard this, he was obviously a little embarrassed, but Gao Xinjing, who was staring at the ground intently, spit out a sentence leisurely: "Lao Tzu is 26 years old, little policeman, thank you for your cooperation." ”
"You're twenty-six?" The little policeman was obviously in disbelief, although the man in front of him looked cold on the outside, and was wearing a very serious suit, his delicate facial features were carved out of Rome, and he looked like a big boy under twenty years old.
"Of course." Gao Xingjing raised his eyebrows, the old god hooked the corners of his lips, his hands were elegantly folded on his knees, although he sat on the ground and lowered his head above everyone, but that condescending momentum did not change at all.
"If it weren't for my old age, how could I not be able to beat these waste wood." Gao Xinjing frowned elegantly, as if he was sad, sighed, and helplessly spit out a sentence that was a kind of tragedy in the twilight of a hero, so the little policeman's admiration for him rose to a new level.
The highest level of pretending is that you are completely unaware that you are pretending, and you will never admit your pretending behavior!
has been mixed in the road for so many years, Gao Xingjing is already a veteran figure in the pretending world.
Because even now, the rumors about him on the road still say that Boss Gao has come and gone without a trace, and his skills are extraordinary, cold and grim, handsome, chic, domineering, and high-end, and the atmosphere is high-grade!
Absolutely no one would have thought that the dignified Fengyun gang leader Gao Xingjing would now run 1,000 meters as hard as a pig on a tree!
When the little policeman was young, he was just an ordinary child of someone else's family.,But since one day I read a cartoon of One Punch Man.,Learn Saitama Sensei's bald stunt.,Successfully practiced a good kung fu.,Beat the invincible opponents of the children in the whole hospital.。
In the year of the college entrance examination, he volunteered and decided to inherit his father's mantle, and also became a policeman and became a servant of the people.
Since then, when the road is uneven, he roars when he should shoot, and it has become the life criterion of the little policeman, and he wants to carry forward the revolutionary spirit of machismo, heroism, and not let go of any opportunity to be famous for eternity!
So after he got lost, he saw this scene, and with a sense of responsibility as a policeman, he did not hesitate to kick out the can that saved Gao Xingjing.
"Are you two finished?" The man who was left out in the cold on the side suddenly opened his mouth to interrupt the little policeman's thoughts, and then laughed cruelly: "Fight one is a fight, and you will earn a pair of fights, since you are looking for death yourself, we will also give you a face, brothers beat him to death!" ”
After saying this, the remaining four men rushed towards the little policeman and Gao Xingjing, Gao Xingjing lacked virtue for more than 20 years, and did not have any sympathy at all, so he decisively threw down his savior, the little policeman dodged and hid in the bushes next to him.
The four good young policemen who carried forward the spirit of the revolutionary tradition took a step forward, and their expressions were serious, and they were quite in a hurry.
Gao Xingjing was hiding in the bushes, but his eyes were staring at the little policeman and a few men.
The little policeman said, "I can't do it, I'm a good servant of the people." ”
Several men ignored him, looked at each other and stretched out their fists at the little policeman, and with the sound of the wind, his fists and feet soon appeared in front of the little policeman, but between the lightning and flint, the little policeman squatted down and gently stretched out his legs and swept it.
"You did it first, remember." Said the little policeman.
Gao Xingjing clearly saw that the little policeman didn't exert much strength, and the young man's face was full of relaxed expressions, as if he was walking in the garden leisurely.
However, the little policeman's legs were like iron tongs, and the moment his legs touched the ankles of several men, the men slammed to the ground.