Chapter 970 is out of place

Ruan Xiaoqi hugged his fists and said: "In Xia Ruan Xiaoqi, because he was born rich and noble, he gave him a nickname, wearing sperm and lewdness (wearing gold and silver)"

"Disrespectful, disrespectful!" Wang Hao replied: "Under Wang Xiaobai, because he knows how to order Buddhism, people give nicknames, milk to stretch out his palm (such as the palm of God)"

"Flutter ......"

The audience sprayed again, and they really didn't know what to say to these two shameless people.

Call them nasty!?

But this literary foundation is really admirable!

Say they have culture!?

This is a bit too lewd again!

Xiaobai took out a small notebook angrily, and wrote on it that in a certain year and month, Wang Hao ruined Xiaobai's reputation and needed to compensate 10 tons of carrots.

Ruan Xiaoqi's face changed slightly, and he found that he had really met an opponent.

Wang Hao looked at Qiruan Xiaoqi seriously, and also felt an unprecedented pressure.

Xiao Zilong couldn't stand it anymore, and hugged his fists and said: "This girl, if it is compared to literature, it is estimated that no one of us can meet the standard of Miss Kexin, I don't know if it can be compared to something else!?" โ€

Qin Jiutian nodded and said: "Miss Kexin's partner is to accompany her to the road to heaven, this must be based on strength, not to find someone to chat, so it's better to have something else!" โ€

Zheng Xige agreed: "As long as Miss Kexin takes me to the road to heaven, then I promise to listen to Miss Kexin along the way and never act alone." โ€

As soon as the words fell, everyone in the audience shouted.

"I really don't understand, why do you have to have literary skills to go to heaven on this road to heaven?!"

"But it's not, this isn't Miss Kexin's blind date, what kind of literary skills do you see!?"

"Most of the educated people in these years are Sven scum, or we are better, straight and safe!"

"It makes sense, if you want me to say, it's better to do it directly and choose the strongest!"

"I think Zheng Xige is right, as long as Miss Kexin takes us there, we promise to be obedient."

"That's right, this road to heaven is to find an opportunity, what kind of literary skills do you see!?"

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The maid sighed, she had already told Kexin that it was difficult to find someone with literary skills in this group of coarse people.

It's a pity that her young lady has to find a literate person, which makes her very helpless.

"If you don't have the ability, don't beep, who said that no one can meet Miss Kexin's standards!? Aren't Brother Wang and I human!? Ruan Xiaoqi gave everyone present a look of contempt.

Wang Hao nodded again and again, expressing his approval.

Qin Jiutian said coldly: "Ruan Xiaoqi, Miss Kexin is looking for a cultural person, not a shameless hooligan like you. โ€

"Who do you say is the Shameless Scoundrel!?"

Ruan Xiaoqi's face instantly turned cold, and the aura around his body was surrounded, obviously ready to make a move.

"What's wrong with just saying you're a shameless rascal!? Do you still want to do it with me!? Qin Jiutian smiled contemptuously, and an extremely terrifying aura surrounded him.

Wang Hao looked at Ruan Xiaoqi and Qin Jiutian with interest, and found that all of them had reached the heaven-level Universe Lord, and judging from the annual rings of the two, none of them were more than a thousand years old.

Although the age of a thousand years old is very young for a cultivator of the multiverse, for him, it is definitely an old man.

Xiaobai pursed his lips and said, "I'm embarrassed to say that I'm a genius!?" There are really no rabbits in the mountains, and the tiger is the king! โ€

Wang Hao rolled his eyes, he was defeated by this narcissistic rabbit.

The maid hurriedly shouted: "Please stop, my young lady said, as long as someone can write a poem describing the scenery, then he will pass the first level." โ€

"First level!?"

Everyone in the audience was stunned for a moment, could it be that there are still several levels down here!?

The maid hurriedly said: "The partner my young lady is looking for is a person who is both civil and military, so the first level is a comparison of literature, the second level is a comparison of personal talent, and the third level is a competition of martial arts, as long as someone can pass the level, then you can go to the road to heaven with my young lady to find an opportunity." โ€

"Oh my God!"

The audience let out a wail, they still have some hope in the next two levels, but this first level is more than the text, it is really embarrassing for them!

Ruan Xiaoqi said with a smile: "This poem describing the scenery, this young man is the best, everyone listen to it, the winding path leads to the secluded place, and the twin peaks sandwich the stream." The spring in the cave is dripping, and the grass is sprouting on the wall. There are fish in the water that are difficult to raise, and there are no forest birds to inhabit themselves. Poor square inch, how many people in the world are fascinated! โ€

The faces of the audience were very strange, and the scenery described in this poem was very beautiful.

But from Ruan Xiaoqi's mouth, why is it so obscene!?

"Good poems, good poems...... Wang Hao applauded again and again: "Since Brother Ruan has come to one, then it will be my turn to offer ugliness." โ€

Ruan Xiaoqi's eyes lit up, and he said softly: "Brother Wang, please!" โ€

Wang Hao pretended to take two steps, then shook his head and said: "Crying pain, uncle, faint pressure, small tricks, running water, any clip, drumming, fine seams, hand numbness, yang absorption, knees, short and long people, in Tim!" โ€

Everyone in the audience was instantly dumbfounded, this Ruan Xiaoqi can barely be regarded as beautiful poetry, but this Wang Xiaobai is too explicit, right!?

"Indecent!"

Xiao Zilong said angrily: "I see that I want to drive out such a shameless person, and having him is simply an insult to us." โ€

"Get out, get out......"

Everyone in the audience seconded the proposal and unanimously demanded that Wang Hao be driven out.

Ruan Xiaoqi pulled Wang Hao and said in a low voice: "Brother Wang, you better change the song!" Although this poem is very meaningful, it is not the right poem! โ€

"I thought I had found a confidant, but who knows......"

Wang Hao sighed in disappointment, jumped in front of a wall, and then took out the Sword of Domination and danced quickly.

"Whew......"

Immediately, a sharp sound of breaking wind sounded, and I saw a faint sword light quickly passing in front of everyone's eyes.

Everyone in the audience frowned, and they couldn't understand what the hell Wang Xiaobai was doing.

After a moment, Wang Hao stopped the sword in his hand, and then blew lightly at the wall.

"Whoa......

In the next second, the fragments on the wall slowly fell, and dozens of sonorous and powerful characters with iron and silver hooks appeared on them.

Withered vines and old trees, faint crows, small bridges and flowing water, ancient roads and westerly winds and thin horses. The sun is setting, and the heartbroken man is at the end of the world.

At this moment, everyone in the audience was completely stunned, good guy, it turns out that this poem can still be interpreted like this, which is much higher than Ruan Xiaoqi's poem, both in terms of artistic conception and forced style.

Ruan Xiaoqi was dumbfounded, feeling that he had not met an opponent, but a senior master.

Wang Hao sighed and said: "I often feel that I am not perverted enough, and I am incompatible with you, today I finally verified this, this is a good poem, you can all think so obscenely, this is not a perverted ......"

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