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After speaking, he ran to grab a few handfuls of mud and fire chips to dye Li Hao's freshly washed face into a black cat. Li Hao had no choice but to keep such a black face and go on the road with Xue Yue'er.
This time, although Xue Yue'er also had a black face, she was much happier than before.
After stopping on the road for a few days, Li Hao and Xue Yue'er finally arrived in a small town again.
On the road, there were many people coming and going, but there were many more people with swords and swords, or riding horses, or grabbing lightly, and there were many more people in the rivers and lakes.
As soon as Xue Yue'er saw those with swords and knives, she became much more excited, "Li Hao, let's go inside and take a look, what's there to see!" ”
"You're not afraid, you're here to arrest us?"
Xue Yue'er stuck out her tongue, "No, my father doesn't know which way I'm going." Besides, the way I look, they won't recognize me. ”
Li Hao carefully looked at Xue Yue'er's black cat face again, as well as her flat body and coarse cloth clothes, "At first glance, it's not very familiar, but if you see it too much, people will know that you are pretending." Your voice is too squeamish, too sweet, no, you can't talk when you go into town! ”
Xue Yue'er pursed her lips and wanted to cry aggrievedly, "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, it's not fun to come out with you!" ”
"Okay, okay, but you can't mess around, and you have to be calm when you see people in your martial arts hall."
"How about we sleep at the inn tonight?"
Li Hao looked at Xue Yue'er's aggrieved face, with a few teardrops, only a few days later, he had lost a lot of weight, and he felt a little unbearable.
"Alright, well, it's all up to you! But if I find out, you'll have to save me! ”
"You can't stop doing that!"
Li Hao rolled his eyes, "Then you can find me money!" ”
Crying face, "You know I didn't bring any money!" This is not my home, how can I help! ”
Li Hao suddenly became a little impatient, "It's such a big person, I'm embarrassed to cry!" Alright, alright! I'll go on my own, and if I'm caught, you'll go home by yourself. ”
Xue Yue'er wiped her tears, "If you don't cry, you won't cry!" What's the big deal! Suddenly, he grabbed Li Hao's hand nervously and whispered: "Then you be careful, if you go in, I will accompany you." ”
"I don't care yet, you are a girl's family, you must not have this kind of thought!"
Li Hao's sharp eyes scanned the street again. Suddenly, the essence of his eyes swept away, and when he looked at it again, he was almost like an ordinary country child.
In front, a fat old man, dressed in a gorgeous silk robe, was greasy and sloppy, with a few gold and jade rings on his hands.
When you walk, you shake as if you will fall to the ground.
That's him!
Signaling Xue Yue'er to go to the front to wait first, Li Hao slowly approached the sloppy fat man, next to him, and when he shook over, he helped him, and then walked to the front.
"This drunkard, drunk and drunk, this thing is so easy to get hold of! Let's go, let's go to the restaurant to eat today, I haven't tasted anything in the restaurant for a long time. ”
Holding Xue Yue'er's little hand, he ran towards the restaurant, and when he arrived at the door of a restaurant, he found a shaking back, which was a bit similar to the back of the drunkard just now, which frightened Li Hao, and couldn't help but stay on the spot, not knowing whether to advance or retreat, and was covered with cold sweat.
Xue Yue'er greedily sniffed the aroma of the vegetables in the restaurant, and pulled Li Hao's thin hand, "Li Hao, let's hurry up and go in!" ”
Li Hao pointed to the fat man dangling at the door, but he kept shaking in, with a frightened look on his face.
"Hey, what are you afraid of! That old guy is still behind, this is definitely not him! ”
Pulled Li Hao into the restaurant, when he entered the door, the fat man suddenly shook and fell in front of Li Hao, Li Hao hurriedly supported him, and shook so much that he almost fell to the ground.
"Be careful!"
Li Hao felt that his heart was beating too fast, and he couldn't stand it a little.
The fat man was helped by him like this, steady, stepped into the threshold of the restaurant, and shouted inside: "Xiao Er, hurry up and bring the uncle a jar of wine, a few seasonal dishes, a pot of braised pork, two catties of beef, and three roast chickens." ”
Wobbly, sitting at a freshly finished table by the door.
A shopkeeper with a white towel walked out with a smile, "Uncle, are you one?" Order so many dishes, can you eat them all! ”
The fat man squinted drunkenly, "If you can't finish eating, you can't finish eating, I don't know how to feed the dogs!" Eventful with you? Hurry up and serve! ”
The shopkeeper suddenly saw Li Hao and Xue Yue'er in a blink of an eye, their faces were full of black mud, they were dressed in coarse cloth clothes, and they were wrinkled, and they screamed: "Yo, where did these two little ones call Huazi, if you want to eat leftovers, go to the street and wait for a while!" Go and go. ”
I took the towel I used to wipe the table, and I shook it again, afraid that I would get my hands dirty with my hand pushing.
Li Hao's face swelled, and Xue Yue'er was even more angry, pointing at the shopkeeper, "Hey, I've blinded your dog's eyes!" Miss Ben is here to eat, not to beg for food. If you're happy to serve Miss Ben, you'll ...... later."
Li Hao hurriedly covered her mouth.
"Yo ho! And such an ugly young lady! Also reward, you should take out the money first, don't eat white food at that time, even if you are beaten, the shopkeeper will scold me! ”
At this time, the fat drunkard, who was already sitting, muttered, "Yes, little brother! Take, take your money, take it out, and it will not be done, and it will be finished, and behold this ......."
The shopkeeper crossed his hands on his hips, "That's it, hurry up and get the silver out, and I'll let you in." Two wild children from the countryside who entered the city still want to eat in the restaurant, can you afford to eat! Let's go buy two trowels! ”
At this time, Li Hao saw that the fat man in front of him was a little different from the previous fat man, there was no ring on his fat hands, and his clothes were a little cleaner than the previous one, and there was no greasy black stain. This made Li Hao let out a long breath and muttered in a low voice, "It's good if it's not him!" ”
Xue Yue'er was so angry that the shopkeeper trembled, and pushed Li Hao, "What are you doing, hurry up and take out the silver to show this blind dog!" ”
Li Hao reached out and touched his sleeve, no, he touched it in his arms again, where was there any trace of silver!
The shopkeeper looked at him with an anxious look, swayed his legs, and raised his voice: "Did you forget it in the package, open it and look for it!" ”
Xue Yue'er and Li Hao lowered their heads, wishing that there was a hole in the ground to get into, and they turned around and wanted to run.
The fat man with a drunken face grabbed Li Hao's hand, "I said that two little dolls from the countryside, don't learn from others to eat a big meal if you don't have money." Otherwise, being beaten is still a trivial matter, and if you are sent to prison for ten days and half a month, you will have to bear it! ”
Pulling the two of them towards their own table, "Come on, I can't eat so much alone anyway, instead of feeding the dogs, it's better to feed you two wild boys!" ”
Xue Yue'er shook his hand angrily, "you, Miss Ben won't eat it yet!" Li Hao, let's go! ”
Li Hao hurriedly got up, embarrassed and ready to run away with Xue Yue'er, "It's so annoying, just eat it, and compare us to dogs!" It's better to nibble on the trowel! ”
It's just that the fat man's two fat palms are pressed on Li Hao's body, where can he move a bit.
The shopkeeper laughed, "A country boy is a wild boy, if you don't have money, you don't have money, and you still learn how to drink young master and young lady, don't hurry up and get out!" ”
Then kindly reminded the fat man, who was full of alcohol, "This uncle, don't be deceived by them!" ”
Xue Yue'er saw that Li Hao was still sitting there without moving, so angry that she stretched out her hand and twisted his ear, "You should hurry up and leave, and let others laugh at us!" ”
Li Hao grinned in pain, inhaled cold air, and wanted to stand up, but he was pressed on the table by the fat man, only to protect his ears, and screamed: "Hey, hey, hey, it's going to break, let go!" ”
Only then did Xue Yue'er find out that Li Hao was pressed on the table by the fat man, and turned to push the fat man, "You fat drunkard, hurry up and let go!" We don't eat it. ”
The fat man didn't move at all, ignored Xue Yue'er, and yelled at the shopkeeper who was still watching the play in front of him: "Hey, uncle is dying of hunger, why don't you hurry up and pack up your things and serve wine and food!" ”
The sudden roar scared everyone else in the store, not to mention the fat man and Li Hao in front of him. Li Hao felt that after the stinging of thousands of bees suddenly in his hot ears, he couldn't stay.
The shopkeeper was almost so frightened that he fell to the ground, Xue Yue'er just frowned, the fat man's drunken eyes flashed away, and he returned to the drunken eyes just now, "Little girl, it's not okay to be so spicy, be careful of your good looks, you will run away with others!" ”
Xue Yue'er watched Li Hao being pressed by him but didn't let go, saying that he was drunk and didn't look like being drunk, she couldn't make up her mind for a while, and when she heard this, she lowered her head and took a sip, "It's not serious!" Hurry up and let go, we're leaving. ”
The fat old man sat down next to Li Hao, put a fat hand on Li Hao's shoulder, and pressed Li Hao to sit hunched over, "Why is he not serious, he is not your good friend, you can go, and I didn't keep you." ”
Xue Yue'er was so angry that she pointed at the fat man, "You...... Let go, or I'll be rude to you! ”
The fat man turned around and squirted a sip of wine at him, "If you two wild boys are invited to drink, you must be invited to drink, and you will never be thrown to wild dogs again!" What I Hu Lao'er said, nothing doesn't count! Little girl, if you want to drink, just sit, if you don't drink, get out of the way. ”
Xue Yue'er was very uncomfortable by his sip of wine, smelly and fishy, and wanted to gag, her willow eyebrows were raised, and she slashed at the fat man's neck with a knife.
Li Hao was so frightened that he hurriedly blocked it with his hand, and exclaimed, "Sister Yue'er, don't!" You better go and wait for me outside. ”
After all, it was still a step too late, and Xue Yue'er's swift palm was too fast, and with a "bang", it slashed directly at the fat man's neck.
"Wow! I can't see that this country ugly girl still has a hand! ”
"That old drunkard really needs to sleep for a while this time!"
In the restaurant, there are also many Jianghu men with swords and knives drinking, and when they see this scene, they are all waiting to see the good show of the drunkard and fat old man.
The fat old man turned his head to Xue Yue'er and said to Xue Yue'er as if nothing had happened: "Wild girl, see my uncle with an itch on my back, can you help me tickle it?" A few more times, come, continue, it's strangely comfortable! ”
"Smack"!
A few people who were drinking looked at the fat man blankly, and the wine glasses in their hands fell to the ground and shattered.
Those with the guys nodded, "Not bad! This old man is okay, don't provoke him if it's okay. ”
Xue Yue'er was so frightened that she took two or three steps back, and looked at her palm, she could split nine green bricks with one palm, although she had reduced her strength a little just now, it was impossible to have nothing!
"Hey, are you alright?" Seeing that Xue Yue'er was frightened and in a daze, Li Hao asked with concern.
"Hey, I said wild girl, if you don't want to help the uncle rub it, forget it, don't be afraid. If you want to wait for you to get along, just sit here, and if you don't have the guts, go and stand outside. ”
Xue Yue'er lowered her head, not knowing what she was thinking, and suddenly her neck was raised, "Miss Ben is not afraid!" He sat next to Li Hao.
The fat old man nodded, "Well, it's bold enough, it's very spicy!" Alas, I just don't know if this thin boy will be blessed or unlucky in the future! ”
"Big brother, you said that the country girl, although she can do it twice, is dark and wrinkled, her chest is flat, and she is ugly, but how can this voice be so delicate and beautiful, it's really strange!"
"It's flat, it's flat, and the face ......"
The drunkard suddenly approached Li Hao's ear, "Your lady's pretense has been recognized!" ”
Li Hao and Xue Yue'er both trembled, looking at each other nervously, "There won't be anything, right?" ”
"What's the matter, there are not many people who dare to find me Hu Fat! Hey, you two don't eat it, if you don't eat it, I'll feed it to the dogs. ”
Xue Yue'er's eyebrows twisted again, and she pulled Li Hao, "Let's go!" ”
However, Li Hao was suppressed by Hu Fatzi's fat hand, where he could pull it, he couldn't beat it, Xue Yue'er was so angry that she sat down again, sulking.
At the table next to him, "Big brother, that old guy is crazy enough!" Let's go over and try that old guy's pounds? ”
The bearded man known as Big Brother pressed him down, "Sit down, don't do anything bad!" It's not like it's in our basin. ”
"But, but ......"
The bearded man grabbed a piece of fat and gagged him, "Eat your meal!" ”
Li Hao was pressed by the fat man, sat there without moving, and did not eat.
Hu Fatzi looked at Li Hao's thin skeleton and sighed, "Look at you are as thin as a skeleton, the wind can blow away, eat more fat to make up for it." Picked up a large piece of fat and stuffed it into Li Hao's mouth.
Li Hao naturally closed his mouth, and when the fat meat carried by the fat man was still a little away from Li Hao's mouth, the hand pressing on Li Hao's neck suddenly moved, and Li Hao was in pain, "Ah! With a loud shout, Old Man Hu took advantage of the situation and stuffed the fat into Li Hao's mouth, and when he closed his mouth, Li Hao directly swallowed the fat into his stomach.
Li Hao swallowed the fat he had just swallowed, opened his mouth and wanted to scold, but the fat man stuffed another piece of fat meat, and touched him again, making Li Hao grin.
"Good boy, so obedient! It's delicious, you don't need to be so happy, you have to be like this in the future, eat more fatty meat! ”
Xue Yue'er watched Li Hao happily eat the fat meat, pouted, and turned her head.
"Your lady is too timid and afraid to eat, so you ......"
Xue Yue'er grabbed a piece of fat and stuffed it into her mouth, without biting it, swallowed it with her eyes closed, and then stared at Old Man Hu like that.
Li Hao swallowed the fat meat, opened his mouth to speak, and the fat man Hu picked up a big fat chicken leg, "Children have to do it themselves, don't be too lazy, I always want to feed the old man." ”
Li Hao grabbed the chicken leg with his hand, and stopped there, as if he was really grabbing the chicken leg and tasting it slowly.
"Yes, that's good!"
Old man Hu patted him on the shoulder, picked up a glass of wine, tasted it slowly, and didn't look at Xue Yue'er, "What are you eating, are you eating poison, you don't dare to taste it, your guts are still too small!" ”