If you want to reopen your eyes at the Jade Guanyin, you have to figure out what makes it close its eyes, just like why the Jade Guanyin is free to raise the middle finger at the fat man is a truth.

I asked Li Changkong, when did Zizai Jade Guanyin start to close his eyes, Li Changkong thought about it and said that it was half a month ago, and I asked Li Changkong to tell me what he had done in the past half a month.

Li Changkong squirmed and said that he was chatting with others at home, and he didn't do anything else, I asked him what he was talking about, and Li Changkong said that it was just an ordinary chat, which was really nothing.

What if ordinary chatting could make Guanyin close her eyes? The content of this chat is definitely not a good thing, the fat man pouted, saying that he must be chatting with others, and closed Guanyin's eyes directly.

I asked Li Changkong to show me the records of his chats with others, and Li Changkong's head shook like a rattle, saying that this was personal privacy and couldn't be let me see it.

I glanced at the fat man, and the fat man snatched Li Changkong's mobile phone without saying a word, pinched his fingers to unlock the lock, and then handed the phone to me.

Li Changkong suddenly became anxious, and scolded me and the fat bastard with a anxious face, I opened WeChat and said to Li Changkong, buddy, this is also for your good, Guanyin closing his eyes is not a trivial matter, besides, since Guanyin closed his eyes, I'm afraid your life is not easy, right?

The fat man glared at Li Changkong, and asked me not to talk crookedly with him, and if I didn't say a word, I would break my leg directly.

Li Changkong looked at the fat man angrily, he was about to die of grievances, isn't it good to stay at home well, he has to go to see the fat man, a mourning star.

Li Changkong's WeChat is really colorful, a series of 99+ messages, looking at the avatars, the other party is all men, and the content of the chat makes me feel blushing as a man, what kind of husband or something is called an intimacy.

The fat man also came over and looked at the chat history and kept smacking. flipped through seven or eight chat records in a row, and found that Li Changkong was not only chatting, but also making a lot of money, selling his own photos, of course, some leg photos wearing pantyhose and the like, one of them cost eighty, and I think it sold a lot.

Don't say it's Guanyin, I feel red when I look at it, the fat man smacks his mouth, and says the truth is revealed, this girl talks about the eyes of Guanyin, don't say it's Guanyin, that is, he has to close his eyes for a while.

Li Changkong blushed, saying that he had a regular income, and he didn't steal or rob, so why did he say that he was chatty, but even he felt a little weak in his heart.

The fat man glared at Li Changkong and asked him not to refute, this person has all the evidence and physical evidence, do you treat us as fools, or do you treat Guanyin as fools.

I asked the fat man to say a few words and asked Li Changkong if he wanted to let the free jade Guanyin open his eyes again? Li Changkong nodded vigorously and shook his head again.

The fat man was anxious to let the free Jade Guanyin open his eyes, and then took it home to offer, where Li Changkong would be allowed to refuse, so let Li Changkong quickly agree, if he dared to refuse, he would break his leg directly.

I glanced at the fat man and asked him not to scare the little girl, the buddies are all good people, and said to Li Changkong that it was still him when he opened his eyes, and then sang with the fat man with a white face and a red face, and after a while, Li Changkong, who was flickering, agreed.

I handed the free jade Guanyin to Li Changkong, and asked him to put it back on the table, after Li Changkong did it, he asked me what to do next, I asked him to delete all these chattering people in front of Guanyin, and then seriously apologize to Guanyin, just stick to the pillar incense.

When Li Changkong heard that he was going to delete his God of Wealth, he was 10,000 unwilling in his heart, but he still succumbed under the obscenity of the fat man, and forcibly endured his distress and deleted them one by one in front of Guanyin.

The fat man nodded with satisfaction, patted Li Changkong's shoulder and said Okay, knowing mistakes can improve a lot!

I glanced at the fat man and asked him when he became gentle, and the fat man said in a sneering voice, fat brother, my level of graduating from junior high school, is that bragging to you?

I glanced at the fat man speechlessly, my brother graduated from college and was not so embarrassed by you, the fat man handed Li Changkong a piece of incense, and asked him to apologize to Guanyin with incense.

Li Changkong apologized and put on the incense, kowtowed again, stood up and asked me Is this the end of the matter? I said that this was the end of the matter, and after a while Guanyin opened his eyes.

The fat man rubbed his hands and looked like he was a fan of wealth who had arrived at the Jade Guanyin, and after a while there was no movement, and after a while there was no movement, and after ten minutes there was still no movement, and the fat man anxiously asked me what was going on.

I frowned and asked Li Changkong if he didn't have a sincere incense? Li Changkong said aggrievedly that he was absolutely sincere, and he also kowtowed, and he was definitely more sincere than the fat man, and the middle finger of the jade Guanyin had not changed.

was reminded by Li Changkong, I found that Guanyin's middle finger was still upright, and my heart said something was wrong, didn't this apple be put back? The fat man anxiously asked me if the method was wrong.

I shook my head and said that the method is right, Buddhism pays attention to putting down the butcher knife and becoming a Buddha, as long as you make a mistake, you will change it immediately, Guanyin will forgive, but fat man, you are not right, how to put it back This middle finger is still upright, is there still something on you?

The fat man said aggrievedly that it was really gone, and for this reason he took out all his pockets, and I also saw that it was indeed gone, could it be that Guanyin disliked that this apple was touched by the fat man? I picked up the apple that the fat man took back in confusion, which was okay without looking, and I was speechless when I saw it.

"I said fatty, when did you chew it?" I pointed to the gnawed spot on the apple and asked the fat man.

The fat man smiled awkwardly, and said that he was thirsty at the time, so he took a bite first, and now I finally know why Guanyin gave the fat man the middle finger, this Nima is simply no lower limit, I glared at the fat man, and asked him to hurry down and buy another apple.

Li Changkong looked at the fat man with disdain, and I glared at Li Changkong, "Don't despise the fat man, you two are half a pound and eight taels, do you have anything else to tell me?" ”

The fat man echoed, stinky girls dare to laugh at the fat brother, and said, did you not confess to Guanyin about picking up customers?

Li Changkong said aggrievedly, he said everything he should have said, and he was really not a young lady.

I pointed to the Pleasant Goat four-cornered pants on the bed and asked who it was, Li Changkong said it was his own, and I asked him what he was buying the four-cornered pants for, giving birth to a child.

The fat man fanned the flames on the side and said, Brother Yang, don't talk crookedly with this girl, let him confess to Guanyin again, how many customers he has received and how much black money he has made.

Li Changkong blushed and said that this was really his, but as for why he bought it, he didn't say it to death, I gave the fat man a look, and the fat man lifted Li Changkong's collar and lifted it up for him, Li Changkong struggled to let the fat man let go, and the fat man glared at Li Changkong, asking him to confess quickly, otherwise he would break his legs.

Li Changkong struggled and said it's really nothing, let him confess, I patted Li Changkong on the shoulder and asked him not to hurry up and say, but I accidentally pulled Li Changkong's hair, but I didn't pull it too hard, and Li Changkong's hair suddenly fell down.

The fat man and I were stunned for a moment, the fat man just wanted to say that I didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, but the next second, his eyes widened instantly, pointing at Li Changkong, and his voice was a little trembling, "Damn, Brother Yang is a man!" ”

When I saw Li Changkong's short hair, I was also confused, how could this Nima be a man, I glanced at the fat man, and I didn't know what to say for a while.

The expression on the fat man's face was called an embarrassment, I never thought that the girl who finally made an appointment turned out to be a handle, and when I thought of his meaty words, I felt goosebumps all over my body.

The atmosphere was extremely embarrassing for a while, I coughed, took the lead in breaking the embarrassment, and asked the fat man to put Li Changkong down, they are all brothers, what is this.

The fat man put Li Changkong down with a disgusted face, Li Changkong was seen through his identity, and it was embarrassing at this time.

Now that the truth is revealed, Li Changkong is a women's clothing boss who made a fortune with this, but the content of those chats has already made Guanyin unbearable, let alone a man dressed as a woman.

"Ahem, what's that, Miss Li, oh no Brother Li, I already understand your matter, although I don't discriminate against you in this job, I rely on my own money, I don't steal or rob, but, Guanyin is clean, you move all these women's clothes and cosmetics in the house to the living room, and then apologize to Guanyin again, just stick the pillar incense."

Li Changkong nodded awkwardly, and began to move things, I kicked the fat man's buttocks, and asked him not to do it to help, although the fat man was not happy, but he still helped Li Changkong move all those cosmetics to the living room.

After everything was moved out, the room suddenly felt much more empty and tidy, I asked the fat man to go down and buy an apple, put it back for Guanyin for a while, and then asked Li Changkong to apologize to Guanyin again and incense.

As soon as Li Changkong came out, the fat man took an apple and stood next to me, I was surprised and asked him how fast he was, the fat man smiled and said that there was something in the refrigerator, and he took it easily, I was speechless after hearing it, and let the fat man put it back for Guanyin.

After the fat man came out, he said excitedly, Brother Yang, this free Jade Guanyin really opened his eyes, awesome, I also put this apple back, it is estimated that it will not be long before this vertical middle finger will be gone.

When the free jade Guanyin was restored to its original state, the fat man rubbed his hands and stared at the free jade Guanyin with a pair of eyes, eager to go over and hug him now.

Li Changkong looked at me and the fat man vigilantly, holding a cucumber in his hand, asking me and the fat man not to hit his attention at ease Jade Guanyin.

As soon as the fat man's unrelenting strength came up, not to mention Li Changkong, who was like a thin hemp pole, even the king of heaven and Lao Tzu couldn't stop it, I hurriedly stopped the fat man and asked him not to get excited, let's come this time to help Brother Li make Guanyin open his eyes, and besides, my buddies are all good people.

The fat man was anxious when he heard what I said, he had been busy for most of the day, and he was deceived into his feelings, and with his character of not making money but losing, how could he just let it go.