Resentment from Hades +999.

The air seemed to freeze all at once.

Bai Xiaofeng smiled at the revealed objects, and couldn't help but smash his mouth again.

Small.

It's really small.

Hades Venerable is the super boss of the Nine Shadows and Ten Prisons, why doesn't he have the demeanor of an adult's heavy weapon at all?

It's so small, it's just ...... There is no dignity of a man at all.

Thinking about it, Bai Xiaofeng couldn't help but poke again.

"You, is that enough?"

In his mind, the voice of the Immortal Venerable clearly suppressed his anger.

"Hey, hey."

Bai Xiaofeng rubbed his nose and said with a smile: "Not only is it small, but it is also soft, Uncle Ben finally surpasses you." ”

"......" Hades Venerable.

Resentment from Hades +10086.

He's really angry.

What can people do about this kind of thing?

Besides, this body was left before the deity went down to the underworld, and the body and bones at that time had not changed at all.

If he goes to the underworld, in the state of the ghost body, the size is not up to him.

Rub as big as you want.

Can be ...... in the sun The concubine really can't do it.

As a man, it is most taboo to discuss big and small things in person.

This is a reason for women to discuss the size of their pectoral muscles face-to-face.

Moreover, it's still a super boss like Hades Zun, or an arrogant character like Hades Venerable.

Being said to be small by Bai Xiaofeng in person, it is even more uncomfortable than chopping him alive!

Even if he was killed by the group of big people in the underworld during the catastrophe, the resentment was not as big as it is now.

Call......

The wind is coming.

Behind him, Doudou's curious voice came: "Master, what did you dig up?" ”

Bai Xiaofeng suddenly stirred up, hurriedly turned around, and stopped Doudou.

Joke!

Don't look at it!

Besides, the relationship between Hades and Doudou back then was not ordinary.

If you let Doudou know that Hades are very small, in the future, Hades will not be able to raise their heads at all.

The character of the iron-headed baby, Bai Xiaofeng couldn't understand it better.

Letting Doudou get close is tantamount to directly blowing up the atomic bomb of the iron head baby.

"Hehe, you're very forced."

In his head, the voice of the Immortal Venerable sounded.

"The little ones are not qualified to speak, if you are not happy, Uncle Ben will let Doudou come over and take a look?"

The corners of Bai Xiaofeng's mouth turned up, outlining a disdainful smile.

"Don't ......"

In his mind, the Immortal Venerable suddenly became anxious: "The deity doesn't want her to see the deity's appearance back then, in case she provokes her to run away again, it will be troublesome." ”

Bai Xiaofeng rolled her eyes.

Hehe!

Man, sure enough, is duplicitous.

"Master, what did you dig up?"

Doudou was stopped by Bai Xiaofeng and asked curiously again.

Bai Xiaofeng shrugged: "A body of flesh, a good baby." ”

Doudou scratched his head, puzzled, but didn't ask any more questions, turned around obediently, and flew to the ground above the big pit.

Bai Xiaofeng didn't delay much.

He turned around and continued to dig through the dirt on the body of the Immortal Venerable.

Soon, a body as warm as jade, white and flawless flesh was revealed.

It's hard to imagine that the body in front of you has no bones to support it.

Because, with the naked eye, this body is no different from an ordinary corpse.

And what made Bai Xiaofeng even more stunned was the appearance of the Immortal Venerable.

Squatting on the edge of the mound of dirt, Bai Xiaofeng rubbed his nose and stared at the face of the Immortal Venerable's flesh.

At this moment, he had a feeling of doubting life.

There was an urge to have another cigarette.

Even if the cigarette is stimulating, he is not used to it, and he wants to have a good stuffy mother.

It's like this on TV, when you encounter something difficult or disturbing, you have to smoke a cigarette to suppress the shock.

Really, Hades Venerable's appearance is too subversive of his cognition.

In Bai Xiaofeng's impression, the character of the Immortal Venerable is scaring the air, and the standard iron-headed baby Tai is the arrogant character of the sky.

Such a character, not to mention a fierce appearance, at least it is the appearance of a burly and rough man like Zhou Qingcang, and it is still the kind that is not angry and arrogant between the eyebrows.

But the Hades in front of you.

Hiss~

If it's a little more serious, it's Hua Niangniang's level.

Beauty!

It's really beautiful!

Melon seed face, delicate facial features, well-defined contours, fair skin and snow are as warm as jade.

The bridge of the nose is high, the corners of the mouth are upturned with an evil smile, the eyelashes are long and curled on the closed eyes, and a pair of sword eyebrows are embellished.

With this appearance, it is clearly the evil and crazy actor in TV idol dramas.

The only difference with Hua Niangniang is.

Hua Niangniang is a real mother.

Even if Hua Niangniang goes out in women's clothes, no one will suspect that he is a women's clothing boss, and even if he knows, it is estimated that there are cattle who forcibly scare him.

And the body of the Immortal Venerable is different, the physical body of the Immortal Venerable is really beautiful.

The kind of beauty that is feminine and evil, but not a mother at all.

put on a woman's clothes on the body of Hades, and others can definitely tell that it is a women's clothing boss, and then scold a dead pervert.

"You say, why does your character deserve such an evil and crazy body?" Bai Xiaofeng scratched his head, puzzled.

"What does the body have to do with the soul?"

In his mind, Hades said leisurely.

Bai Xiaofeng rubbed his nose: "Others are either interesting souls and good-looking skins, you are good, souls and skins are one in a thousand, or the kind separated by 108,000 miles." ”

"Hehe, the deity acts in his life, or he doesn't do it, or if he wants to do it, he must be the first, the soul and the skin, naturally he must be worthy of the deity's style of acting." Hades responded.

Bai Xiaofeng nodded, this is very Shenzun.

Immediately after, he looked at the appearance of the Immortal Venerable and muttered, "However, you are like this, but you are quite similar to Uncle Ben who used to watch a TV Killing Qianmo." ”

"Huh?! Kill Qianmo? ”

The Immortal Venerable was puzzled: "Why is he qualified to compare with the Buddha-figure?" Is it more handsome than the deity, or can it be beaten better than the deity? ”

Bai Xiaofeng rolled her eyes, too lazy to entangle this matter with the iron-headed baby.

He rubbed his nose and continued to look at Hades' body.

Half a day.

In his mind, the voice of the Immortal Venerable sounded: "You, haven't you seen enough?" ”

"Uncle Ben is thinking about something."

"What?"

Bai Xiaofeng stretched his waist: "You look like you, you must have been chased by many girls back then, right?" ”

"That's natural, when the deity was in the yang world, there were thousands of crazy girls, not the deity boasted, as long as the deity lay down, countless women came up and moved by themselves."

Hades's voice was full of arrogance.

However.

Bai Xiaofeng said calmly: "Then after they saw your body, didn't they despair?" ”

Quiet.

In my mind, it was as quiet as stagnant water.

“MMP！”

Suddenly, Bai Xiaofeng felt a thunderous explosion in his mind, and his mind went blank in an instant.

At the same time, his body trembled violently, and he felt an extremely strong burning sensation in the dantian sweeping out, like magma wrapped in lava.

It was even more serious than when he angered the Immortal Venerable just now.

"Ahh

Bai Xiaofeng screamed miserably and knelt directly on the ground, sweating profusely and trembling.

Immediately after, in his mind, the angry scolding of the Immortal Venerable sounded.

"You're special! Can you not die? Why is it so cheap, the place where you have to mention the deity, bastard, just bastard! ”

(End of chapter)