Chapter 14: The Years I Was a Monster (Fooling the Old Cow)
(Ask for collection, ask for a monthly pass, ask for push!) Hahaha! )
Cheng Fan was not in a hurry, he shouted, and the two dragon horns on the top derived a positive and negative electric field, and two thunder lights, one black and one white, were born from it, forming two chaotic phases, entangled together, turning into one, and a black and white beam collided with the golden and red rays.
"Boom!"
The beams and rays collided, the space exploded, and the array of heaven and earth nets also disintegrated from the inside under this fierce collision, shattering layer by layer. I saw a brilliant mana light network exploding, and the blazing brilliance actually covered the sun in the sky, illuminating the place so white that nothing could be seen.
At this time, a demon shadow quietly rose from the white sky, and hit Wang Lingguan on the back of the head with a stick, beating Wang Lingguan to a stagger, almost falling to the ground, and losing face.
The stick was raised again, and he was about to fight again, Wang Lingguan hurriedly turned around, supported the black stick with a steel whip, and blocked the spear stabbed by Cheng Fan with a hot wheel, blocking it left and right, so it was not embarrassed.
When Wang Lingguan saw clearly the thief who beat him with a black stick behind his back, he couldn't help but say angrily: "Okay, you Bull Demon King, this official has never looked for you, do you dare to do this?" ”
The Bull Demon King held a mixed iron rod in his hand and glanced at him lightly: "Wang Lingguan, I am a demon." ”
These words made Wang Lingguan speechless for a while, and he thought that although he had brought Lingguan Heavenly Soldiers, there were two big demons here, if they really fought against each other, they would never take advantage of it, and maybe they would fold some soldiers here.
What's more, he came here to ask Cheng Fan for the Jade Emperor's decree, not the intention of his family master Shangyou Sheng Zhenjun (note: Yousheng Zhenjun is the True Martial Demon Emperor), Wang Lingguan made this balance in his heart, and the more he felt that this deal was not cost-effective, not cost-effective!
can be the head of the five hundred spirit officials, Wang Lingguan is not a fool, he fought with Cheng Fan and the Bull Demon King, but secretly sent an order to the spirit officials and heavenly soldiers to retreat.
These Lingguan Heavenly Soldiers all belonged to the command of Yousheng Zhenjun, and they understood the meaning of Wang Lingguan, and they lined up their troops and returned to the northern heavens one after another.
After the Lingguan Heavenly Soldiers retreated, Wang Lingguan and Cheng Fan and the Bull Demon King were shocked again, and were repelled by the two of them, and received the magic power of the heavens and the earth, standing on the cloud, the steel whip pointed at Cheng Fan and the two demons of the Bull Demon King, and shouted: "The Bull Demon King, and you are a demon, and remember it first." Wait for the officer to go back and order the troops and horses, and then come and wait for you to fight. ”
After speaking, this guy didn't wait for Cheng Fan and the Bull Demon King to answer, and drove back to the sky.
Cheng Fan and the Bull Demon King looked at each other, both received their magical powers, and walked towards each other, the Bull Demon King hugged his fists and said with a heroic smile: "I am the Bull Demon King, and I have seen the Dragon Sky Demon King." ”
Cheng Fan already knew who this thing was, but the surface work still had to be maintained, and he couldn't say that he could still get acquainted with this old cow, worship a handle, and be a surface brother.
Cheng Fan had already calculated in his abdomen, his face was pale, and he also returned the salute with his fists: "It was the current Mighty Bull Demon King, no wonder there are such mana means." Today's matter, thanks to the help of King Niu, I was able to drive away the king Lingguan. ”
"Where, where, is the Dragon Sky Demon King's mana ...... strong"
After a few more words of praise with the Bull Demon King, Cheng Fan released the little demons who had been put away, and ordered: "Little ones, go and buy a banquet quickly, today, this king wants to have a drink with the Bull King." ”
A group of little demons got the order, scattered to prepare for the banquet, as for what kind of preparation method, it is nothing more than a "robbery" of the word, robbing the land of the mountain gods, robbing the country of southern Burma, do they dare not give it?
"I heard the name of the Bull King early, and I can see it today, and I really shine on the person, I am a hero among the demons, and the Ox King is really familiar at first sight."
"Alas, what did the virtuous brother say? The virtuous brother is also extraordinary! ”
The Bull Demon King praised, but in his words, he quietly put Cheng Fan in the position of the younger brother, but he raised his status and became the elder brother. I have to say that this old cow is not really as honest and honest as a cow, he is a shrewd monster, and there is a faint hint of solicitation for Cheng Fan in his words.
It's just that he wants to be Cheng Fan's brother, but he doesn't know if his life is hard enough?
And the demon is cold, whether it is Sun Monkey Head or Bull Demon King, it is not a good thing.
Sun Monkey Tou is still good to say, after all, when he fought with Heavenly Court and was imprisoned in the Five Elements Mountain, those brothers were all gone.
When you are in the limelight, come to your relatives; When you are in despair, the dog ignores you.
Under the Five Elements Mountain, five hundred years, not to mention rescuing the monkey head, I haven't even seen it!
Proper surface brother!
This bull demon king is even more cool and thin demon, not as far away as his wife iron fan, for the beauty of wealth, abandon his wife and children, his son was accepted by Guanyin as a child, dare not go back, his wife was bullied by the monkey head, and failed to ask for an explanation, and finally fell into trouble, or the iron fan princess offered a banana fan, so he saved his life.
To be a brother with such a monster, you have to weigh it in your heart.
If the process is not intentional, the king of the cow has a heart, and the two of them hook up and become adulterous, and this one "brother" and "virtuous brother" will be called, and the call is smooth and hot, without any embarrassment. I don't know, I thought that these two goods had known each other for many years, and they were really brothers.
"Your lord, the banquet has been prepared, and the left commander called the little one to invite the king and this ...... Grandpa Niu sat down. ”
Cheng Fan was chatting with the Bull Demon King, at this time, a roe deer demon came over and asked him to join the Bull Demon King, Cheng Fan immediately laughed, and said to the Bull Demon King: "Brother, the banquet has been prepared, please follow the younger brother to the table." ”
"Okay, Brother Jin, let's appreciate what it's like to have a banquet here."
The Bull Demon King waved the red cloak behind him and followed Cheng Fan into the cave, where wine and food had been placed on a beautiful stone table, and the two of them were sent to the table.
Cheng Fan welcomed the Bull Demon King to the top, but he sat on the lower seat and took the initiative to pour wine for the Bull Demon King. The Bull Demon King nodded slightly, a look of satisfaction flashed in his eyes, this little brother made him very comfortable!
Holding the bronze wine glass, Cheng Fan said: "Today, my brother came to my place, making my dragon hollow and shining, brother, don't think that my cave is shabby." Little brother, I'll give my brother a glass first! ”
Cheng Fan raised his head and drank all the wine in the cup, and the Bull Demon King pretended to be angry and said, "What did the virtuous brother say?" You and I see each other as if we were old friends, how can we be the ones who wait to watch people through the crack in the door? ”
"The younger brother can't speak, so don't blame the elder brother. The little brother drank this cup to the fullest! There was a beautiful fox demon serving and pouring wine on the side, Cheng Fan raised his glass again and drank it all.
When the wine was half-drunk, Cheng Fan and the Bull Demon King chatted more and more, and the conversation was strong, talking about the gods and demons of the Three Realms, and who was the hero.
Cheng Fan seemed to be drunk, took the hand of the Bull Demon King, and scolded the heavens and the earth: "Brother, what is that Jade Emperor Lao'er, he has gone through 1,750 tribulations, if you want me to say, 'The emperor will take turns to do it, and he will come to my house next year', with his brother's means and wisdom, is it not possible to send him the Jade Emperor?" Brother raised his arms and shouted, it must be a gathering of ten thousand demons, and the servants are like clouds, it is better to be a demon emperor and lead us to achieve something...... Career ......"
Cheng Fan fell on the table, the Bull Demon King's eyes were burning, his eyes were bright, he stared at Cheng Fan, and said in his heart, "Is this guy really drunk?" Or fake drunk? ”
He was moved by Cheng Fan's words, but he persuaded: "Brother Xian, you drank too much, you really drank too much!" Come on, help your king down to rest. ”