757 Hands pinched the little judge

It was a blonde and blue-eyed Western female ghost, I thought it was the kind of woman's fragrance, but it was actually the perfume she sprayed, and it is said that the Western body has a strong smell, so she will spray perfume vigorously.

Actually, I still like that, natural body fragrance.

Because in my opinion, no matter how high-end and expensive a perfume is, after smelling it for a long time, it will feel very uncomfortable and look too unnatural.

Although the sunset female ghost is the type I have never been in contact with, tall and tall, with a high mountain bee waist and fat peaches, I still don't plan to keep her.

Of course, this is not because I hate perfume, but because it is still the same sentence, sleeping without emotion, it is boring, so I waved my hand at her.

"I don't need your services, please leave." I say.

"Sir, aren't you lonely?" Her Mandarin, with a strong Western flavor, is lame, but it has a different flavor, and when she speaks, she makes a seductive movement.

This action is very casual, but her good figure is undoubtedly displayed.

If he were an ordinary man, he would have already fallen down and got under her pomegranate skirt.

But Master Huang is not an ordinary person, I still don't have that thought, just forget it, thank you for your kindness, I'm not lonely, I have a headache.

"I have a headache, I can rub it for you, I have learned Chinese massage, and I am very good at pinching my head." She didn't give up yet, continued to tempt me, and walked over after saying that.

"My headache can't be solved by you pinching it twice, you can go, help me close the door." When I finished speaking, I threw her a gold ingot.

In this way, I am equivalent to, resolutely issued an eviction order, and she will leave if she doesn't leave.

The Western female ghost took the gold ingots in her hand, but with a disappointed expression on her face, she twisted her ass and left.

Her skirt was very thin and wrapped tightly around her hips, and I was looking at it at the time, lest she had not gone out before her skirt was broken.

Fortunately, the stitches on the skirt were strong and did not crumble.

After the Western female ghost is gone, I don't plan to sit still anymore, if there are a few more female ghosts, my gold ingots will be thrown out one by one, but there will be fewer and fewer of them.

It wasn't enough for a small judge to look at, and it couldn't be wasted any longer, and thinking of this, I stood up.

Anyway, I don't have any other possessions right now, so let's see how the little judge reacts first, and if he doesn't save face, I'll think of other ways.

Grandma, if you don't agree, I'll stab you directly to the underworld about you going out to visit the Ghost Green Building.

I still don't believe it, as soon as the little judge's greed for visiting the kiln is exposed, Lord Yama can still protect you!

Thinking of this, I carried the remaining gold ingots, and came to the No. 1 room of Tianzi next door, and I was very polite, knocking lightly on the door, saying that the nobles inside, the villain had something to see.

As a result, the little judge was arrogant, and as soon as my voice fell, he scolded: "Where did you get the X goods, get out, don't disturb the official!" ”

Where did I receive such a scolding from others, so I raised my big foot on the spot, kicked open the door, and broke in directly.

I kept rushing into the inner room, and the little judge didn't react, when he was sitting on the bed, hugging left and right, two female ghosts, one fat and one thin, picked up a grape one by one, and fed it to the little judge's mouth.

After the little judge reacted, he yelled at me, "Who are you stepping on, you know who I am!" ”

At this time, the little judge had official authority again, but the two female ghosts did not, and they were panicked because of my sudden intrusion, and it was obvious that they all knew the identity of the little judge, and they all thought that the little judge could deal with me.

I waved my hand at him, and the two big hands turned into a pair of tiger paws, and I hated this kind of unclean mouth the most, and I was so angry that I reached out and grabbed his neck.

The little judge was lifted out of the arms of the two female ghosts by me and thrown into the corner.

At this time, the two female ghosts finally began to be afraid, and at the same time they opened their mouths and were about to shout, but I grabbed them by the necks one in one hand.

"Whoever dares to shout, the master will kill him immediately! Get into the bed for me, and then put down the mosquito net, or I'll pinch you two to death!" I said viciously.

The two female ghosts were frightened, and hurriedly followed what I said, went to bed, and soon put down the mosquito nets again.

The little judge was beaten by me, fell to a bruise, and it took him a long time to recover, he sat up strongly, leaned his back against the corner of the wall, raised his hand and pointed at me vigorously, seeing that I was not afraid, he said something to scare me:

"I didn't bring the official's magic weapon, otherwise I would have allowed you to be rampant, thief, there is a kind of leaving your name, waiting for the official to go back, take the life and death fight, and tick your name...... Now, you should know who this official is! ”

This is the first time I have been pointed at and scolded by a thief!

"Who you kid is, the master doesn't know, but if you dare to scold again, I'll tear your mouth apart!"

After I finished speaking, I pinched the edge of the fruit bowl and smashed the fruit on the little judge, and then the two tiger paws gently tore the metal fruit bowl into pieces like a cake with mutton buns.

I threw the shards at the little judge again, but he was quite stubborn and didn't give in to me right away.

"It turned out to be a genuine mountain god, no wonder his tone is so big, but don't dare to be rude to me just because you are a mountain god, the mountain god is just a scattered immortal, put it in my underworld, that is, a seven-grade city god!"

This little judge really doesn't have much ability!

Only now, I can see that I am a mountain god, and this eyesight is really terrible!

But listening to what the little judge said, I calmed down a little.

I said in my heart that I was obviously here to find someone to do something, and I should have begged someone, why did I suddenly hit someone?

So my tone softened a lot, and said: "Your Excellency, little judge, I am offended, if you hadn't scolded people just now, I wouldn't have done this, I hope you can understand a little, besides, I have something to ask you about." ”

"I don't know how to express my sincerity, do you?"

I saw him sitting in the corner of the wall, with dust on his legs, fragments of a fruit bowl on his head, and grape hawthorn on his body, and quickly helped him up.

Then I helped him outside and sat him down at the table.

I first told the little judge about Mrs. Mei's conversion, and then put the rest of the gold ingots in his hand.

"Your Excellency Little Judge, what about this matter, I hope you can be accommodating for the sake of the face of the same registered immortals."

I said it very politely, and it gave him enough face.

The little judge pointed to the teacup and said Trouble the mountain god, continue to show your sincerity.

I had to pick up the teapot and pour him a glass of water.

It's not that I'm groveling, but in the current environment, I have to bow my head, after all, Mrs. Mei's matter, I have promised several times, how to solve it for her.

As a result, I poured water and expressed my sincerity, and the little judge did not appreciate it at all.

With a wave of his hand, he swept the black bag I brought to the ground, and the gold ingots rolled to the ground.

He picked up the teacup again and splashed it in my face, and the hot tea splashed me in the face.

In order to achieve my goal, I am not angry, even if I am already angry in my heart.

I wiped my face and said Little Judge, my sincerity is enough, right?

"That's all this? I don't like it at all, besides, you're here with me, you have a bullshit face! ”

After listening to the words of the little judge, I could no longer suppress my anger, and I pulled out the bamboo knot in my waist at once.

The little judge was a little frightened when he saw that I was coming, and said to me, "Don't copy the guy at every turn, as long as you can afford the price, everything is negotiable!" The establishment of this land is not given to anyone, right? ”

When I heard him say this, I put down the bamboo sluggers.

As a result, this guy is cheap, and without the threat of weapons, he starts to scream again.

"Don't think about beating me and killing me, forcing me to promise you, if you beat me and kill me, not only will you not be able to do it, but you will also suffer, Lord Yama is my brother-in-law, if something happens to me, even if you are missing a cold hair, you are a mountain god and you can't run away!"

I said in my heart that this kind of guy who is strong on the outside and bullying the soft and afraid of the hard is really a shame for Lord Yama!

Thinking of this, I slapped the bamboo knot in front of him.

I snorted and said don't you just want money, I didn't bring enough this time, my bamboo slub is put here with you first, and when your thing is done, I will take the money to redeem my own bamboo slub and redeem it with heavy money again!

The little judge touched the bamboo octagonal and said Okay, the god of the mountain is a symbol of your identity, I'm not afraid that you won't come to me to redeem it!

The little judge said, pulling out a letter of appointment. 、

It was full of words, as long as Mrs. Mei's name was written on the back, and then the appointment letter was burned.

Just as the little judge put the appointment letter on the candle, the door was pushed open.

Tian Tian actually came!