Chapter 12: One Day at a Time
Listen.
The primitive people looked at the one-eyed leader who was as strong as a black bear for a while, and looked at the skinny Feng Jiuli for a while, and they couldn't help but laugh sneeringly, thinking that the thin monkey's words were extremely funny.
It's hard to laugh.
Angry, a group of radish heads with bulging cheeks and indignant.
"Huh!"
Feng Jiuli raised his eyebrows and sneered: "If you don't try, how do you know that I can't defeat the one-eyed leader?" Defeat the barbarian horde? Although my body is thin and I don't have a lot of strength, I have brains, wisdom, and knowledge! And you guys - no! ”
As she spoke, she reached out and pointed to her head.
It's not that she looks down on these primitive people, but that she does have 5,000 years of Chinese knowledge in her mind, and they can't compare.
Not to mention.
She used to be a top agent, and she knew that sometimes in a fight, it was not just brute force, but also intelligence, otherwise how could she say that she would win by outwitting? Even if the army marched and fought in ancient times, and the modern army was used, it was necessary to arrange the troops.
Knowledge?
Wisdom?
What's that? Do not understand.
Therefore, the primitive people still think that Jiu'er is talking big. After all, the matter of tribal fights, they will experience it every once in a while, and they can no longer understand it, it is nothing more than relying on three things:
Lots of people!
Young and strong!
Stone tools are good!
Their tribe has few people, most of them are old, young, sick and disabled, and there are few stone tools, and there is no one in hand, so where can they fight the barbarian tribes that are still young and strong.
Just like now—
They racked their brains and searched for dry intestines, but they couldn't think of how the weak Jiu'er could defeat the tall one-eyed leader?
To put it simply, seeing is believing and hearing is false.
I thought about it.
Feng Jiuli looked around at the different expressions of everyone for a week, and said, "Otherwise, one-eyed leader, let's have a thrilling boss competition, and it will be clear who will be defeated at that time!" ”
One-eyed looked at Feng Jiuli with a slight puzzlement.
The same is true of the people.
Feng Jiuli slowly explained: "The leader competition is that in five days, I will have a fight with you, if I can win against you, I will be the temporary leader of the old, weak, sick and disabled tribe, until the barbarian tribe attacks, all of you must listen to my orders!" ”
"And, if I can lead you to beat all the people of the barbarian tribe away when the barbarian tribe comes to rob things, then I will sit on the position of leader forever!"
"On the contrary."
"If I can't even win the one-eyed leader, then I will shut up and stop talking about being the leader, and devote myself to serving the tribe!"
"If I can defeat the one-eyed leader, but I can't lead you to defeat the barbarian tribes, I will also shut up, and I will work hard and be a cow and a horse in the future!"
"How? One-Eyed Leader, do you dare to accept the challenge? Compete with me? ”
At last.
Feng Jiuli looked at One-Eye defiantly.
"Good! I accept! One-eyed nodded in a deep voice. He felt that Jiu'er swelled up because he could make fire, and he didn't know how thick the sky was.
"Hahaha!"
"This boss scramble is good!"
The thin monkey who had been taunting and disliking Feng Jiuli also spoke up, "If you can defeat the one-eyed leader and defeat the barbarian tribe, my skinny monkey ...... I'll dare to go into the forest when it's dark! ”
"If you can't......"
Hey, hey, hey.
There was a gleam in the skinny monkey's small, squinting eyes.
Feng Jiuli coldly hooked the corners of his lips, and his dark eyes were dark: "Okay, this is what you said yourself!" Do what you say, and be a witness! On the contrary, if I can't, I'll leave it to you, do whatever you tell me to do, and let me go into the forest when it's dark!" ”
Into the forest after dark?
Everyone gasped and then persuaded each other.
Several radish heads also subconsciously became afraid. Although they didn't know what the forest was in after dark, it was an inexplicable fear.
One-Eye also frowned deeply.
Pity.
No one could persuade the thin monkey and Feng Jiuli who were scolding each other, so they could only sigh and give up. And the other primitives didn't have any opinions on this boss competition.
Next.
Under the fainter and weaker firelight, Feng Jiuli discussed the rules of the boss competition with One-Eye and everyone again, and finally decided as follows-
First, neither of them took stone tools, iron axes, scissors, sickles, etc., so as not to hurt each other. However, small arms such as bone needles can be used.
Second, when the opponent is knocked down and the opponent can't get up, it can be regarded as a win.
Third, except for the two of them, no one else was allowed to come forward to help in any way, and could only watch from the sidelines, or shout and cheer.
Fourth, in the past five days, due to special circumstances, Feng Jiuli did not have to go out to pick wild fruits, and when he needed to ask the leader for help, the leader had to help as before.
Above.
Feng Jiuli, One-Eyed, and Skinny Monkey had no opinion on this.
Other primitive people were eating wild fruits and listening quietly. A few small radish heads could not resist the deep sleepiness and had already fallen asleep.
When the fire was extinguished, all the wild fruits were eaten.
As for the big white fish that was brought back, there was not enough firewood, so it was not roasted for the time being, and I will talk about it tomorrow. And those that were already baked were eaten.
Afterwards.
The primitive people scattered and found a place to sleep in the cave, lying in different postures, and snoring again and again, one after another, as well as all kinds of teeth grinding and dream talking, all sounded in this slightly empty cave, intertwined, forming a song of deep sleep.
Feng Jiuli, who was lying on a banana leaf, listened to these noises in his ears, couldn't sleep, couldn't sleep, and sighed in his heart-
Food, clothing, shelter and transportation in material conditions.
That is, the four things of dressing (rough animal skirts), eating (wild fruits to satisfy hunger), housing (cave group living), and walking (walking barefoot) are really not the same!
Alas.
The first night in another world.
Feng Jiuli just looked at the faint cold moonlight outside the cave, listened to the sound of the sleeping demon in his ears, smelled some peculiar smells, thought about things in his head, and completely lost sleep.
It was just as it was about to dawn that she finally fell asleep.
It's just that.
It is cold in the morning and windy at night.
Originally, the clothes and fabrics on his body were less, and he was lying on the ground without covering anything, so he was a little cold, Feng Jiuli slept for two or three hours and soon woke up again.
No, a few little radish heads also curled up beside her unconsciously.
Feng Jiuli, who woke up, thought about it, went to the vicinity of the cave to pick up firewood, and by the way, took a look at what good things were around.
She was together, and One-Eye was up.
Immediately, other primitive people also rose up in twos and threes, and started a new day's life.