Chapter 89 The unproductive foodie Zhou Xiaoqing
Zhou Xiaoqing, this girl is like crazy, sitting next to me with her hands covering her face and crying, and crying very rhythmically, the yin qi on her body has to pop out twice when she cries.
I really couldn't listen to it anymore, so I shouted at Zhou Xiaoqing: "Zhou Xiaoqing, can you stop crying?" I don't know, I thought you were going to have a concert! ”
"Can't!" Zhou Xiaoqing glared at me fiercely, "Chen Feng, you beast, you have slept with this baby so many times, this baby has only been away for a few days, and you hooked up with other women, woo woo woo ......"
I suddenly didn't calm down, and hurriedly said: "Hey, you have to touch your conscience to speak, our relationship is so pure, are you so ambiguous?" Besides, you forced me to sleep so many times, right? ”
"You still dare to talk back to me!" Zhou Xiaoqing glared at me with a resentful expression, "Then what should you say if you slept with me and ran twice?" ”
I slapped it on the head, damn it, one misstep will become a thousand years of hatred!
I can't help but run a horse, can you blame me?
It's a shame that Zhou Xiaoqing doesn't show up now, otherwise if I say this in front of Yushu, my special mother will have to find a crack in the ground to get into.
"Chen Feng, are you okay? What ambiguity? How many times did you sleep? At this time, Yushu on the side probably saw me talking to the air, thought I was nervous, and asked me with some concern.
"It's okay, it's going to be right away." I said a word to her, and was about to turn my head and continue to fight with Zhou Xiaoqing, but suddenly, a gust of wind rolled up on Zhou Xiaoqing's body, and the white skirt on her body was like splashing red paint, quickly turning red.
In my mind, 10,000 grass and mud horses rushed wildly, damn it, why are you going to get mad if you don't agree with each other?
"Hey, Zhou Xiaoqing, can we discuss something? Don't get mad at the first word! "I'm so anxious that I'm going crazy, in my current state, I really let Zhou Xiaoqing get up, I can't suppress her.
"No, you men are all bad people, and none of them are good." Zhou Xiaoqing turned his head to look at me, with a look of resentment, and then his eyes fell on Yushu: "Since you like this woman so much, then I will kill her!" ”
I jerked her and grabbed her: "Sister, I'm wrong, can't I be wrong?" ”
"Do you really think you're wrong?" Zhou Xiaoqing looked at me fiercely.
"Wrong, absolutely wrong!" I don't hesitate to say that I try to make my expression look as sincere and full of guilt and remorse as possible.
But in my heart, I am sad to death, paralyzed, what is wrong with me? It's obvious that you're unreasonable!
I used to hear people say that women are unreasonable, I haven't cared about it, but today I can be regarded as seeing it, this special girl and ghost are unreasonable, and they want to die in minutes!
"Excellent! For the sake of your sincere apology, this baby will forgive you. Zhou Xiaoqing really believed my words, and the yin qi on his body began to weaken, and the blood-colored skirt slowly turned white.
I breathed a sigh of relief, secretly admired my own acting skills, and estimated that no matter how old I am in the future, my buddy can also go to the entertainment industry to mingle, just buddy's acting skills and appearance, proper!
Just as he was dazing, Zhou Xiaoqing in front of him suddenly said: "But the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped." ”
I suddenly stirred, looked at Zhou Xiaoqing, and gritted my teeth: "You say, I'll do it for you." ”
"It's very simple, buy me soy milk fritters every morning in the future." Zhou Xiaoqing said.
"What's that?" I was immediately blindfolded, but as soon as I finished speaking, I saw Zhou Xiaoqing's treacherous smile on his face, and I suddenly sighed in my heart, Yaya's legs, Lao Tzu seems to have been tricked again!
"Haha, you're fooled, you stupid!" Sure enough, Zhou Xiaoqing suddenly grinned, floated to the balcony and shook his legs, and said to me: "Remember, soy milk fritters every morning." ”
I swear, if it weren't for the sake of not being able to beat her, my special mother really wants to go up and fight her alone now, why did this special mother cry for a long time, just to rub soy milk fritters to eat?
Foodies don't bring such unproductive ones!
But this girl has finally stopped, I turned my head to look at Yushu, Yushu was probably frightened by the way I was talking to the "air" just now, and looked at me worriedly.
"What, I'm sorry, I scared you just now, a little bit of business." I smiled awkwardly, and didn't think to tell Zhou Xiaoqing about it, but just explained it vaguely, otherwise this girl would have to treat me as a psychopath.
Yushu's face finally softened a little, and he shook his head: "No, it's okay." ”
"That, Yushu, or you should go back, I don't have much of a big deal, I don't have to take care of it." I said to Yushu, and as soon as I finished speaking, Zhou Xiaoqing, who was sitting on the windowsill and shaking her feet, gave me a thumbs up: "Fengzi, your consciousness is quite high!" ”
I suddenly had a pain in the egg, can I not be more conscious? If you don't agree with each other, you're going to get mad, if I don't take Yushu back, what if you really kill me?
But what I didn't expect was that Yushu actually bit her lip as if she had made up her mind: "No, I just want to stay and take care of you until you are discharged from the hospital, otherwise I will really feel guilty about what happened last time." ”
Get! I'm talking for nothing.
When I saw Yushu like this, I didn't think about continuing to support her, and if I continued, it would offend people.
Everyone who accompanies the bed in the hospital knows how much she has suffered, with Yushu's family background, she has been pampered since she was a child, and it is estimated that she will not be able to bear this crime after dying for one night, and she will leave by herself.
I glanced at Zhou Xiaoqing again, she didn't mean to object, and I was relieved, this scene was finally under control.
But in the next three days, Yushu really persevered, and there was no intention of leaving.
Replaced by someone else, this is Bai Fumei and a cute female ghost waiting left and right, and it must be happy to fly.
But for me, it's a nightmare!
Zhou Xiaoqing, this girl seems to have a natural hatred for Yushu, as long as Yushu is next to me, she has never been quiet, as long as I am a little closer to Yushu, this girl will immediately release yin qi and prepare to transform, several times if I don't stop fast, this girl will appear directly in front of Yushu!
But as soon as Yushu left, this girl immediately became stupid and cute, lying on my bed, chatting with me, and sometimes I even wondered if there were two Zhou Xiaoqing following me!
On the night of the fourth day, Zhou Xiaoqing floated out for a walk because of idle boredom, Yushu was not there, I was lying on the hospital bed watching TV, and suddenly, the door was pushed open.
I turned my head and saw that it was Yushu.
But this girl was dressed very strangely, on a hot day, she was still wearing a khaki trench coat, and walked in with a lunch box in her hand and smiled at me, turned around and closed the door.
"Yushu, isn't it too hot for you to wear it like this?" I asked, a little puzzled.
"It's hot, it's hot." Yushu turned around and smiled at me charmingly and winked, "But I want to surprise you." ”
As soon as the words fell, Yu Shu put down the lunch box, and two slender and white jade hands grabbed the collar of the windbreaker and slowly took it off......