"I'm afraid, I'm afraid, the cave master is afraid."

"You can kill, but you don't have to."

"Hahaha, it's not necessary."

"The cave master is afraid, you are afraid, Brother Kai."

"Don't be cowardly, just do it."

The barrage was full of arch fires, and just when the cave master's Akali retreated and didn't want to go up and just wanted to shrink under the tower to make up for the knife, Brother Kai's Zhao Xin flashed +E and stabbed it.

"Kelly Hu!" Kai Ge shouted, he charged + Q skill [Triple Claw Attack] and knocked the captain away, and his teammate Akali was still mending the knife under the tower, what kind of garbage cooperation is this.

Bang, a barrel exploded, a knife was blazing, Zhao Xin was disabled, and Brother Kai shouted again: "Hu Kaili, you ......"

His voice stopped abruptly, because at that second, piu, a chestnut struck him on the head, it was the captain's Q skill [Gunfire Negotiation]

The screen is black and white, the eyes are blank, Zhao Xin GG.

"Hu Kaili, are you still replenishing troops?" In front of the camera, Kai Ge turned to face the cave owner and yelled, his voice full of disbelief.

The cave master made a little trick, and he wanted to cover up and said: "I'm on, I'm on, Brother Kai, look at it, I'm on." ”

Five seconds later, a double, kill resounded throughout the audience.

Cave Master: ", why is his damage so high?" ”

There is another corpse at the captain's feet, Cheng Yi doesn't understand a little, this guy's big move + E skill rushed over and threw him in the face with a Q, even if he didn't have an orange in his hand, it was impossible to kill him, not to mention that he had W skill [scurvy therapy] in his hand

Brother Kai sent it first, the cave master died again, 2V1 staged a death and a delivery again, this wave of cave master's spicy eye operation was all in Brother Kai's eyes, he turned on the manic roaring mode and said: "You shouldn't run, what are you running, Hu Kaili, fight him, change one to earn more, he has 1000 bounty, 100 blood, you run a machine bully." ”

Cave Master: "Mine, mine, I'm slow on this wave, I didn't look forward, and the mending knife came." ”

Brother Kai: "I said it a few times, let you follow, let's him together, what are you going to do." ”

Cave Master: "I said it, it's not necessary, so many soldiers. ”

"It's been nine years, Kelly Hu......"

Cave Master: "Brother Kai, I really didn't expect you to go so fast, you wait for me to finish eating that wave of soldiers." ”

Brother Kai: "I told you a long time ago that I want to go up, I want to go up, you are a ...... of waste"

Cave Master: "You can go up, but it's not necessary, Brother Kai." ”

Brother Kai: "Waste. ”

The cave owner was a little embarrassed, he did pit this wave, he didn't keep up in front of him, and he didn't succeed in remedying it later, but he sent a head, so he twisted his body and played with Laipi: "How to drop, how to drop, people are pit you so much." ”

Kai Ge glanced at him and spit out two words: "disgusting"

The cave master laughed, and then said in a majestic voice, "Who are you with?" ”

At this moment, the auxiliary hammerstone clicked on the message of Captain Kaede, the king of the betta fish, and motioned to his teammates to pay attention, "This guy has a 1000 bounty, level 13." ”

Seeing this, Brother Kai was not entangled in this wave of Akali's mistakes, but said: "Pay attention, do you see it, this captain is level 13, and our middle laner is only level 11." ”

Cave Master: "Yes, he brushed too much, and he had a bounty of 950 in front of him." ”

"Let's not kill him, let me take him with him, it's still difficult for him to cross my tower, just his teammates, this captain is too difficult to deal with, and he can't be rammed at all."

In 18 minutes, Cheng Yi changed to the lower lane, he and Akali 1V1, one-on-one, at this time his sphere of influence was exaggeratedly expanded, and none of the double stones, F6, and even red buffs in the enemy's wild area could escape his clutches.

In 19 minutes, Cheng Yi made 218 knives, and he forced out the big move of the cave master Akali with an EQE second in a row.

In 20 minutes, Cheng Yiping's Akhali who cleared the soldiers with three barrels, pursued in a wave, and the cave master died in front of his second tower.

At that time, the 4V4 of the two sides in the middle was at a war, and Cheng Yifang was at a disadvantage, playing a 1-for-2, and after a look at the battle situation, he who had just won the head of Akali directly TP.

In the live broadcast room of betta xxx, the cave master turned on the OB mode, and he frantically reported his skills: "The captain didn't flash, Brother Kai TP is behind, he has a big move, retreat, retreat." ”

It's too late, there is no chance at all.

Triple Kill

Quadra, Kill

The sky is falling, a wave of GG!

In 25 minutes, when the purple Cheng Yi side won the big dragon, the blue side collectively fell into the abyss of despair.

CAVE MASTER TAB GLANCED AT THE MENDING KNIFE OF THE CAPTAIN OF THE MIDDLE SINGLE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE, 300 KNIVES IN 25 MINUTES, HE SAID IN HIS HEART: "HANBOK FIRST, SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS SOMETHING." ”

In the live broadcast room, he said: "This person is full of knives, 304 knives in 25 minutes, the outbreak is too high, I lose half of my blood in a bucket, I can't fight."

Brothers, just that wave of his bucket blew up two of us on our side, and we both lost, if we blew up a little more......"

"Let's not talk about it, okay, a Q beats Lao Tzu 600 blood, don't say team battle 0 zero output, eat a bucket and eat a Q Anyone has to withdraw."

The first surrender did not pass, 3 votes vetoed, and now when the 26th minute came, the cave owner saw the vote in the lower right corner jump out, he decisively clicked [Yes] to agree to surrender, and then he said to Brother Kai: "Brother Kai, I ordered." ”

Brother Kai smiled evilly and turned his head to look at him and replied, "I initiated it." ”

"Hahaha."

"Hahahaha."

The two looked at each other and laughed.

Rating 3.7,The damage is only a little higher than the support.,Captain Q doesn't have a third of the blood.,The first half of the game is still a little fun.,The second half is abuse.,Being beaten to the point where you want to curse.。

The cave master is smiling and explaining how the last one is, his 3.7 rating is not his dish but the captain is too fierce, and he also clicked on the TGP to let the audience see if the opposite single is lying down to win.

As a result, Nock really won the game lying down, and the cave master laughed happily, but soon he was not happy.

Cave Master: "Met again?" ”

"You said you met again, are you serious about the barrage, Wang Zhifeng is still on the other side?"

", don't lie to me."

Barrage:

"Really" "Really"

"Banned heroes are all the same, haha."

"The cave master is going to kneel again."

"Made, this B person doesn't let others abuse the vegetables, and he came here to abuse the cave master, proud."

The cave master looked at the barrage and frowned: "What's the matter?" ”

Brother Kai: "How can I say it, I really met it, why don't we take a second?" ”

The two were discussing whether the second was or not, and the audience began to shout that they were cowardly, wasted, and afraid.

The cave master looked at the barrage, laughed, and said, "Are we afraid? Joke! Although this is Douyu's pension live broadcast room, we have never been afraid of anyone.

Back then, Brother Kai and I traveled to South Korea, and it suddenly rained while shopping, so we went into an Internet café to take shelter from the rain. saw two teenagers playing games in the Internet café, one Lee Sang-hyuk and the other Jang Qinghuan, Lee Sang-hyuk walked in the middle and Jang Qinghuan walked up.

The two teenagers were beaten by the master on the opposite side and couldn't take care of themselves, I saw it, I couldn't bear it, and sighed softly.

Brother Kai nodded behind me at the time: "The child is stupid, but he can be taught." ”

So, the two of us walked up and gave some pointers.

Later, everyone also knows that these two teenagers entered the Korean professional circle, Lee Sang-hyuk's ID was faker, and Zhang Qinghuan's ID was Marin.

Hmph, say we're afraid?

Who have the two of us been afraid of, Brother Kai, do you say yes? ”

Brother Kai waved his hand in a pretentious gesture, and he said: "Don't say it, don't say it, it's boring to take it out and talk about it many years ago." ”

Most of the League of Legends anchors are mainly single-person live broadcasts, the cave master is different from Kai Ge, their double cross talk combination, a wave of interaction brings the atmosphere of the live broadcast room up, although it is an old stalk for many years, but it is also full of fun.

(This story is fake, the two made it up, and the real master that faker met was Lao Mu, when I traveled to Korea...... ）