332 Interesting Thing

After being hugged by Tian Tian, I definitely didn't react like before, with her in the melon field car, but was scared half to death, and begged for mercy: "Mr. Tian, even if I beg you, just let me go!" ”

As I spoke, I tried to break Tian Tian's arm again.

What I didn't expect was that after Tian Tian knew that she was a charm, she actually stimulated her charm, although she didn't know how to use any spells, but now she has surprising strength.

Although my feet can now be borrowed from standing on the ground, her two arms are like big pincers around me, and no matter how hard I struggle, I can't break free from her clamps.

The current Tian Tian suddenly reminded me of the kind of little Lori who was full of muscles.

In this way, I have no interest in it.

Tian Tianhuan's hands behind my back have already touched my belt.

"Mr. Tian, you have brought a big project of teaching and educating people, benefiting the fathers and villagers near Lao Cai, in the eyes of everyone, you are the gospel of Lao Cai, please this gospel, can you not hurt my teenager!"

Seeing that Tian Tian was bound to win, when I said this, I was scared to cry.

Neither the skeleton zombie water monkey nor the nightmare ghost corpse mantis spirit scared me to cry before, but this time I was scared to cry.

I can die as much as I want, but I don't want to be a stone man.

Hearing me beg for mercy, Tian Tian smiled.

"Uncle, you don't pretend to be garlic, the little gangster touched my hand before, and it didn't take long for all the internal organs to be petrified, today I kissed you on the forehead, and a day has passed, and there is not even a kiss mark left."

"Actually, today, I'm not worried that you will be bitten to death by a tiger, but mainly that you will become a stone man."

"Now you're alive and kicking, and there's nothing going on with you, maybe you're the man God gave me! A key to open a lock, you are the one who opened my lock! ”

"No matter what, I won't let go, I'm destined, the only man!"

"Ever since I knew that I was a female charmer, I suddenly realized that I couldn't use up my strength, so don't resist in vain, it's useless to struggle, hum!"

When Tian Tian said this, with a bang, he actually tore my cowhide belt in two.

I was still holding my ass, but this time I quickly lifted my pants with my hands.

Then she tore my shirt to shreds.

"Xiaojing's bath water is not too dirty, you will just wipe the dust on your body first!" After Tian Tian finished speaking, he turned around and walked towards the bucket hanging on the beam.

Don't run now, wait when!

As a result, as soon as I ran to the door, Tian Tian chased after me and hugged me from behind, threw me on the sofa next to the Taishi chair, and then she shot three or two times, and my broken shirt and pants turned into pieces of cloth and flew up.

Now, I'm done, and I'm honest with her.

"Want to run? There is no door, uncle, tonight, you are from the old lady! Tian Tian didn't even care about the bucket this time, and pounced directly.

"Mr. Tian, Mr. Tian, I'm dirty." I tried to keep my head above water, and finally found a reason.

"Dirty? The old lady just rubs it for the uncle! Tian Tian said, pointing to the mountain spirit: "Little elf is good, go get a towel, wet it in the bucket, and then hand it to my sister!" ”

Tian Tian calls herself an old lady, calls me uncle, and is a mountain spirit sister, this generation, it is already chaotic, and it can't be messed up anymore.

I finally understood why the mountain spirit blue phoenix was able to play with Tian Tian.

Both the mountain spirit and the blue phoenix can feel Tian Tian's charm, so they treat her as their own kind, if Tian Tian is just an ordinary person, the mountain spirit will definitely not be so affectionate with her.

For example, now, when he heard Tian Tian speak, the mountain spirit immediately jumped up and brought a wet towel.

Tian Tian wrung a handful of water, and then up and down, rubbing me into a peeled boiled egg.

Tian Tian was very satisfied with the wiping effect, threw the towel out with a shake of his hand, and pounced on it again.

I really don't want to die, and I don't want to die with her!

So I struggled desperately, pushing and kicking with all my strength.

With my efforts, it finally had a little effect, pushing Tian Tian a foot away, but Tian Tian was more interested, and said: "Tremble, struggle, my mother likes it, you live fresh fish!" ”

I've said this before.

Last summer in the abandoned forest ranger house in Paohuling, Ji Caiyun was knocked down by me, and when she struggled, I said this to her.

This is simply God's retribution for my filthy past! It's just that this retribution is coming too fast!

The situation is critical, and there is no time to wait!

I couldn't make a plan and made another plan, and said while waving my hand: "Mr. Tian, Miss Tian, my aunt and grandmother, don't teach bad children!" Xiaojing and Xiaofeng are looking at us! ”

Tian Tian listened, turned his head and looked left and right.

The mountain spirit was on the chessboard of the coffee table, this little guy, sitting on a stack of chess pieces with Erlang's legs, staring at me and Tian Tian with melon seeds, and was watching with relish.

And the blue phoenix is obviously more curious than the mountain spirit, what Tian Tian is doing.

This female elf, who didn't even look at the comic book, flew up to the hanging white ayako, grabbed the swaying white ayako with her claws, swinging like a swing, and stared at this side with her eyes.

Seeing the performance of the two little guys, Tian Tian's face turned red.

I took the opportunity to say: "Tian Tian, my younger brothers and sisters are watching, how bad the impact is, forget it today, let's ...... another day."

"The day can't be changed, it's now!" Tian Tian made a pun and interrupted me.

She waved her hand at the mountain spirit and the blue phoenix again, and said, "I said you two, whatever you look at here, go to the bedroom and sleep!" Xiaojing remember to cover himself with the quilt, Xiaofeng don't be naughty and scratch him, let's hurry up. ”

The mountain spirit jumped off the chessboard in disappointment, and the blue phoenix also flew down the white ayako.

Two little guys, one walking on the ground and the other flying in mid-air, looked back at each step and three times.

I feel that if they leave, I will have to be poisoned by Tian Tian.

Thinking of this, I made a bitter face and begged them for help: "Oh, I said you two, Dad is in trouble now, and you just shook your hands and flapped your wings and left?" Come and save me from this little witch! ”

Hearing me say this, both the mountain spirit and the blue phoenix stopped, and I couldn't help but be happy.

In the end, it's still kissing me!

As a result, Tian Tian waved his hand again and said, "Dad is joking with you, my sister told you during the day, if he comes back tonight, I will do something very interesting with him, do you remember?" ”

The mountain spirit and the blue phoenix nodded.

"After doing this, maybe, you will have one, a chubby little brother, understand?"

The two little ones nodded again.

"So, go to sleep." After Tian Tian finished speaking, he pointed to the bedroom in the middle.

The two little ones, believing her, immediately entered the bedroom inside, and closed the bedroom door.

Now, there is not even a rescuer around me, I opened my mouth and pulled my throat, just wanted to call Xu Laosan to come and save me, but Tian Tian stretched out his hand and pinched my vital point.

"If you want to be a eunuch, you can call one and try it!" Tian Tian said.

I really didn't dare to shout now, gritted my teeth and said, "The surname Tian, you are ruthless tonight!" However, I don't believe in this evil yet, master, I don't cooperate, see what tricks you have! ”

Tian Tian was anxious to have a white face, but suddenly became gentle.

"Uncle, I've done my homework."

After Tian Tian finished speaking, he pointed to the small platform under the coffee table, where there was a book titled "How to Create a Happy Life for Husband and Wife".

I shook my head bitterly at the book, it's over!

Tian Tian said proudly: "Even if it is a dead caterpillar, I can also make it become a big python!" ”

After Tian Tian finished speaking, he walked over to the sofa again.

I was in a hurry: "Wait! You kissed me on the forehead today, how do I feel, my forehead, I don't feel it for a day, isn't it, it's already petrified there? ”

Hearing me say this, Tian Tian was stunned for a moment.

Then she touched my forehead and said here, obviously there is no problem.

In order to confirm again, Tian Tian kissed me again at the same position on my forehead.