971 The old turtle is overjoyed
After Zhang Lin walked in, she also closed the small round door of the West Cross Courtyard with her feet, she closed it very quickly, my nose was almost touched by the round door, I said in my heart, little aunt, little aunt, it seems that you are really angry.
At this moment, Zheng Poyu pushed open the door of the Guandi Temple.
He held the wine and food in both hands, saw me standing at the door of the West Cross Courtyard, and said What's the matter, have you eaten the closed door?
I covered my face and said nothing, go, go drinking.
When I came to the East Cross Courtyard and saw that I was covering my face, Zihuan Chenghuang said, Mountain God, don't blame me for not reminding you just now, I said, be careful of Wuzhi Mountain.
Things have been broken by Zihuan Chenghuang, and it's no fun for me to cover my face anymore, besides, when will I be able to cover my head with my face like this.
I simply let go of my hands and showed the five finger prints on my face to Zheng Poyu and Zihuan Chenghuang.
Zihuan Chenghuang smiled and said that he fought well, let you eat the judge of the underworld, and looked at the little goblin on the mountain!
Zheng Poyu was stunned at the time, what kind of judge?
"By the way, I forgot to tell you, Zhang Guancha has now been promoted to a small judge, the probation period is three months, after three months, if nothing else, after going through the voting process, she is the official little judge, that is a position tied with the brother-in-law of Lord Yan, I said Lao Zheng, you hurry up and congratulate her!"
Zheng Poyu is not the kind of person who is a sycophant, but now he has to go and congratulate Zhang Lin.
After all, he still has more than a thousand water ghosts and more than a thousand female ghosts, all of whom follow him.
If Pengcheng sends another ghost messenger this time, and that ghost messenger doesn't deal with Zheng Poyu again, it will be difficult for Zheng Poyu to arrange more than 2,000 men and women at that time.
I also said, Lao Zheng, go ahead, ask you to feel at ease.
Zheng Poyu put down the wine and food in his hand at that time, and said Xiao Chenghuang, you have worked hard to help me get the wine and food ready, I will go to Judge Zhang now and talk to her for a few words.
After Zheng Poyu finished speaking, he ran away in a puff of smoke.
After a while, Zheng Poyu came back, and I said Lao Zheng, hello?
Zheng Poyu couldn't help laughing, and showed me a ghostly iron token.
"Wang, Xiao Chenghuang, you two guess, who is the one who was promoted to Pengcheng Ghost Mission, and who is the one who partnered with me?" Zheng Poyu asked, shaking the token.
"Who is it?" Zihuan Chenghuang and I didn't want to use our brains, and at the same time asked Zheng Poyu.
We both know it in our hearts, and if Zheng Poyu can ask like this, it means that we can't easily guess the answer.
"Wait a minute, I'll call my partner over and let's have a drink together."
After Zheng Poyu finished speaking, he jumped over the wall of Guandi Temple and left.
As soon as he left, Zihuan Chenghuang came to joke with me again: "I said Mountain God, do you know why Judge Zhang promised you to help you clean that little goblin?" ”
After Zihuan Chenghuang finished speaking, he handed me a pair of chopsticks and a glass of water.
After with him, I asked, Xiao Chenghuang, tell me, why is Zhang Lin?
"Judge Zhang just wants to check whether that little goblin has been touched by you, a woman's thoughts, I can see it at a glance."
I glanced at Zihuan Chenghuang and said, "It is said that women have needles in their hearts, but I didn't expect that I slept with her for many days, and I couldn't see her thinking so, but you can see it." ”
"Oh, I said Mountain God, how do I feel that you have something to say! Don't guess, I have a lot of respect for Judge Zhang, and she is my superior, so I will never have any other thoughts about her. ”
I snorted and said forgive you for not daring.
"Don't compete with me, my mountain god, wait for Judge Zhang to check it out, that girl was moved by you, she looks good with you, she just told me, if you really move, she will use the judge's pen to poke you blind in both eyes!"
After Zihuan Chenghuang finished speaking, his face was excited, and it was clear that he wanted to see the excitement.
"Little Chenghuang, if you want to see the excitement, you are delusional, I can assure you, that little goblin is still untouched, because I didn't want to take her down at all, between me and her, it was clear."
Zihuan Chenghuang didn't look like I was lying, and his eyes suddenly rolled.
I said at the time, don't think of any tricks for me, you kid, I'm scared to see you blink your eyes like this.
"Mountain God, you said that our brothers, do you count as having fought side by side, and do you count as having lived and died together?"
I don't know what kind of medicine he sells in his gourd, but I still nod and say yes.
"Then you say, our brother's feelings are very deep?"
I nodded again, and said of course it was deep, and if someone else was joking with me like this, I would have kicked it out earlier.
"That's all you approved! Now tell me what is in my heart, Lord Mountain God, as a brother, you are really not authentic, your own daughter-in-law, one after another, like a marquee, even in my eyes, the unattainable and sacrosanct Judge Zhang, all have a leg with you, you patronize yourself to be happy, you don't want to think about it now, buddy, I am still the commander of the light pole, you introduce me to one! ”
I laughed at the time and said Xiao Chenghuang, you also have time to think about spring?
"Mountain God, are you ready to save your brother from the fire and water of the single?"
I nodded, and said that I would talk to Mrs. Mei another day and ask her to introduce you to one.
"Let's not change my God, there will be a suitable one soon!" After Zihuan Chenghuang finished speaking, he filled it for me again, and brought me the wine, saying that he wanted to toast my wine.
I didn't feel good at the time, this wine is not a good wine.
Sure enough, this guy's fox tail was immediately revealed, pointed to the West Cross Courtyard, and said: "That little goblin, she looks so pleasant, I took a fancy to it at a glance, Mountain God, since you said it, you are innocent with her, so why don't you introduce her to me?" ”
I said in my heart, good fellow, your kid's wishful thinking is shrewd!
"This ......"
I made a gesture of embarrassment, said two words, and then came to an abrupt end.
To be honest, I was really struggling.
Although Zihuan Chenghuang is worthy of the little embarrassment demon, but the little embarrassment demon has a deep affection for me, she may not be willing, I can't force her to marry Zihuan Chenghuang.
"Mountain God, listen to me, if you tell me that little goblin to be my daughter-in-law, it will prove that there is absolutely nothing between you and her, after all, no one will give away their little lover, right? In this way, you can dispel Judge Zhang's jealousy, and you two can turn your heads and get back together, right? Brother, I'll do this for your own good. ”
Zihuan Chenghuang, who is clever and tongued, gave me a set of tricks.
I said in my heart that I can't send a girl who loves me to someone she doesn't love.
So I said with a sloppy eye, this matter, let's discuss it again, discuss it again.
Zihuan Chenghuang was determined to go all the way to the dark, turned a blind eye to my perfunctory, and continued to pester me, asking me to match him and the little demon.
If I refused loudly, I was afraid that Zhang Lin would come and scold me, so I could only deal with it in a vague tone.
Zihuan Chenghuang toasted vigorously, and begged me with spit and begging, so that when I was in a hurry, two people jumped in from outside the wall.
To be exact, it's a genuine ghost, a hunchbacked old demon.
The old turtle spirit who fell to the ground has a bright iron token hanging on his waist, just like the earliest meeting, when the mobile phone first came out, who bought the mobile phone and hung it on his waist, eager to put his waist on other people's faces, so that people can see that he bought a mobile phone.
Zihuan Chenghuang glanced at the old turtle spirit and said that the old turtle head, that token can't be worn indiscriminately, you are not a ghost, put it down quickly.
The old turtle slapped the token and said Little Chenghuang, I'm still wearing it, what can you do to me!
"I can't do anything to you, but the underworld knows about it, and you won't be able to eat and go around."
The old turtle spirit stretched out his hand, touched Zihuan Chenghuang's head, and said, "Little Chenghuang, from now on, please call me Yuan Guancha!" In the future, Lao Tzu will take good care of you! ”
The old turtle was in good spirits, sat down after speaking, poured himself a glass of wine, and drank it all with his neck tilted.
Zihuan Chenghuang looked at Zheng Poyu and said Zheng Guancha, is his partner him?
Zheng Poyu nodded, and said that if it wasn't him, I would give him the ghost token.
It turned out that Zhang Lin, as a small judge, could directly appoint a local city-level ghost messenger, in order to let Zheng Poyu have an unrestrained partner, she pushed the old turtle spirit to the position of ghost difference.
"Oh yes, I'm in the groove, I really responded to that sentence, the beach has been lying for two and a half years, and today the waves hit me and turned over, and the old turtle spirit turned out to be a ghost!" I said with a smile.
Zihuan Chenghuang immediately changed his smiling face, and said that Yuan Guancha, sit and sit, drink and drink, let's not get drunk tonight.
The old turtle spirit is now a genuine ghost, it is a poor man who is rich and straightens his waist and belly, and touched Zihuan Chenghuang's head again, and said Little Chenghuang, you must be obedient in the future, otherwise this official will beat your ass.
Zheng Poyu shook his head and smiled, and sat down opposite me.
The old turtle spirit always bullied Zihuan Chenghuang, Zihuan Chenghuang knew that his mana couldn't catch up with the old turtle spirit, and the old turtle spirit became a genuine ghost again, and he didn't dare to talk back to the old turtle spirit, and his head was about to be touched by the old turtle spirit to lose his hair.
I couldn't stand it anymore, so I said that Brother Turtle, they are all their own people, don't bully Xiao Chenghuang.
After thinking about it, I said to Zheng Poyu again, Lao Zheng, Peng Zu wants to take back the little four elephants, and you won't stay on Peacock Island for a long time, when the time comes, you have a way to arrange those more than 2,000 subordinates.
"The King's ......"
I immediately interrupted Zheng Poyu and said that you don't call me the king, either call me brother, or call me the mountain god, call the king, it seems that the relationship is far away.
Zheng Poyu is also a straightforward person, so he changed his words at that time and called me the mountain god.
"Mountain God, Judge Zhang told me just now, in the future, I will partner with Brother Turtle, we will lead two thousand subordinates, that is, the Yin soldiers under her direct leadership, we will not be able to stay on Peacock Island in the future, we need to disperse and garrison the entire Pengcheng City, when the time comes, more than 2,000 people, can be divided into ten teams, the location of the station, Judge Zhang will find us a place, so Peacock Island, even if we don't take it away, we will stay for a short time."
I nodded, saying that it would be the best.
The old turtle spirit also raised his glass to me at that time, and said: "Huangshan, you see that although I lost the old turtle pool, but became a genuine ghost, and you lost the Tiger Ridge, alas, ......"