Lo E

Chapter 1: The Virgin's Chapter

Chapter 3: Graceful and luxurious

Verse 1: In the beginning, we are pests (Part I)

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August 31, 2036 A.D., noon, People's Republic of China, Yunnan-Guizhou-Sichuan United Military Industrial Prefecture, Chengdu.

In the scorching summer, the earth under your feet has to be sunburned once a day in the continuous invasion of scorching heat, and those passers-by who don't even choose to go out at this time feel like they have entered the oven, and they will soon be cooked to a charred and fragrant food, sprinkled with salt. On the hot street, a foreign girl's dazzling blonde hair on the top of her head absorbs and reflects the sunlight, but the body baked under the long hair is already ripe, sweat flows down her cheeks, and she looks crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and she is "fragrant and juicy".

After taking a few sips of ice water bought from a roadside convenience store, Rolfes directly poured the remaining life-saving liquid in the bottle on his head, shook his head a few times, and splashed Ning Xue next to him, who was about to go to the roadside to hail a taxi, on the face for no reason......

"Ahh!!h You're not China here, you're Africa, are you?! ”

For Rolfes's habitual hysteria, Ning Xue raised her hand and wiped her face, but in such a situation, yelling will only make herself hotter: "Don't just talk about Africa, it's okay to talk about other people's Africa, some places are still very cool there." There is a saying in China that 'the mind is calm and naturally cool'......"

"Cool you ghost!" Rolfes interrupted the good sister's specious education, and just wanted to quickly find an air-conditioned place to take refuge, and threw the previous agreement that Ning Xue had promised her to accompany her to visit the Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Research Base in an instant, "If it goes on like this, before I see the vegetarian bear, it will already be dried into a dry corpse!" Why, is the life of a German friend more important than not looking at your national treasure?! ”

I was really convinced, I didn't express any opinions, and I was raised to the national level and attacked again. With Rolfes's temper of remembering that one is one out of the other, Ning Xue knew that today's itinerary plan was eighty percent yellow, and asked her what she wanted at the moment, and the answer she got was to go and get a damn hair cut first, as for other things, let's talk about it!

From going to see the fluffy panda to trimming the furry self, the psychological gap that can't be hit by these eight poles, except for Ning Xue, is really not something that anyone can accept......

In Germany, a haircut in a barber shop is a very pure thing, if there is no deliberate explanation, the barber will default to dry cutting, will not be like the Chinese domestic customer's head as a ball, not to mention the whole head turned over and over again to wash and press once, finally trimmed the flower branches, before the end of the work to sprinkle water again, the process is like cultivating potted plants, not to mention, come and go without time as life.

However, listening to Ning Xue's explanation, Rolfes is interested in China's barber culture, which can wash both hair and massage, and say that he must have a good experience today. Ning Xue didn't have time to regret that she talked too much, and she knew that she couldn't resist Rolfes, so she simply followed the mobile phone map and took her to the nearest barber shop in the surrounding area, two floors up and down, it seems that it is still a national chain brand.

“May I help you?”

The man in charge of welcoming guests at the door dyed blonde hair that was even more brilliant and dazzling than that of a serious foreigner, and with his unsightly appearance and unobtrusive demeanor, Ning Xue instantly felt that she had traveled to Vietnam, and the English that the other party specially spoke for the two foreign beauties who focused on the surrounding eyes was met with a ruthless response from Rolfisz: "Go to hell, please!"

Someone saw a living ghost inexplicably, and he was naturally not angry, but the welcome man didn't seem to understand the meaning of Rolfes's words to let him go to the ghost too, and still stammered in front of the two with a flattering smile. Inevitably using a lame accent again to torture himself and his sisters' ears for no reason, Ning Xue pulled Rolfes and walked straight into the store, which was immediately exchanged for a sideways glance from everyone present who stopped working in their hands......

On the one hand, there are fresh and eye-catching natural blonde beauties and extremely Europeanized Chinese-German mixed-blood, and on the other side, there are barbers with strange shapes like welcoming men at the door, accompanied by the brainwashing music that is slurred in the amplifier, the difference between heaven and hell, so that Rolfes only wants to retract what he just said: "I thought about it...... Even though it's hot, it's better for me to have long hair. ”

Now that they are all here, there is no reason to retreat. Ning Xue ignored the pleading eyes of her good sisters, pressed her hands on her seat, and summoned a male barber who looked slightly pleasing to the eye in Chinese Mandarin, turned her head to look at Rolfice, and bluntly said that this was in exchange for giving up looking at pandas, today you have to cut it, you have to cut it, you have to cut it if you don't cut it! Rolfes knew that he was at a loss, but it was not a good feeling to be threatened by Ning Xue like this, so he had to think of pulling her into the water: "It's okay if I want to get a haircut here, but the premise is that you also cut it together!" ”

What the?! Ning Xue couldn't imagine that someone would make such a "non-divided" request: "Why? I don't like short hair! ”

"You think I like short hair? It's not because it's hot here! After knowing Ning Xue for so many years, Rolfes really hasn't seen a good sister cut her hair short, so he simply took a step back and no longer embarrassed her, "Then it's always okay to do a styling or dye a color, right?" Without waiting for Ning Xue to refuse, she followed up with a sentence: "If you don't agree, I won't accompany you to see the panda for the rest of my life!! ”

"You ......"

In the end, the result of the dispute between the two exotic beauties in German that others did not understand was: Rolfes washed, cut and blown, and Ning Xue dyed her hair into an elegant and leisurely golden-brown gradient linen.

Thirty minutes later, Rolfis came out after washing his hair and was invited upstairs, feeling cool from top to bottom in the comfortable cold wind created by the air conditioner, but Ning Xue, who was also on the second floor, sat motionless for half an hour under the constraint of a scarf and looking at her in the mirror. Someone has just enjoyed a relaxing head care massage, and naturally does not feel that the passage of time is boring, but it is just a good sister who suffers from a large number of long and dense hair, and it takes a lot of work just to apply hair dye cream.

When the chairs beside her were covered with gold threads, Ning Xue's pick-and-dye process was only halfway through. Without the long hair cover, Rolfes, who only felt a refreshing and empty space on the back of his neck at the moment, got up and looked left and right in the mirror, satisfied with his capable short hair style, and turned his head to squeeze his eyebrows at his good sister, revealing a smile of conspiracy in his eyes.

The clerk brought cold drinks for the two, Ning Xue didn't have the hands to take it and didn't have time to drink, Rolfes was not polite at all when he saw this, he finished destroying his cup and took her cup, moved to the floor-to-ceiling window, and looked at the street pedestrians sweating like rain in the scorching sun, and felt that he had finally recovered the spirit of paying attention to other things besides the temperature: all the eyes were black haired Chinese, and he looked almost the same, and he didn't even have a handsome guy whose height and appearance met his taste requirements after observing for a long time, which was really disappointing......

Since leaving God's factory and returning to China, Rolfes has called the private mobile phone number left by Kudryash more than once, but the number has been returned empty, so that he and he have lost all contact with him like a kite disconnected. There is no reason for the other party to remember such an important matter, and Kudryash also has his own phone, and he has not called for more than two months, so he can only explain that he does not want to contact him again.

Recalling Kudryash's handsome face and polite sweet smile under the slight curls of Kudryash's blonde hair, until now, there is still a trace of melancholy in someone's heart that is close to falling out of love.

However, in this thorny problem that men and women all over the world will encounter, the difference between Eastern and Western cultures has caused Rolfes to have two completely different attitudes from his good sisters: Ning Xue belongs to the kind of self-defense type that never easily invests in feelings for the opposite sex, while Rolfes is the legendary big radish who loves one another, as long as the other party is satisfied with his appearance and personality, regardless of his identity and position, he has to take the initiative to hook up - Kudryash is the best example.

Since he and the Russian guy have become a past tense that has ended before it has even begun, then Rolfes can't treat himself badly for no reason, and he is constantly thinking about starting a new relationship while his sisters are teaching in China, and for this reason, he also pesters Ning Xue in every possible way, so that Tong Guan can get himself to the school where he is about to take office to be a foreign teacher, just for the purpose that there should be more fresh meat on the college campus than outside......

Ning Xue was very speechless about Rolfes's original intention of becoming a teacher, but she couldn't stand her soft grinding, so she had to go to the principal grace to explain the situation with the mentality of trying it out, but the master agreed without thinking about it...... This is good, in the next few years, I will inevitably be pitted by my sisters, from the instructor of the S-level interstellar combat command department of the direct training corps of the Star Corps of the United German Brigade of the E United German Brigade 'Saint GSG' to the university tutor of another country, I just hope that someone will not break into any disasters that violate their former and former identities.

"Huh?"

A female figure appeared at the end of the field of vision, tall and cool from afar, and the place where it passed had its own rain and spring breeze, instantly sweeping away the surrounding midsummer heat. However, what made Rolfes subconsciously wonder was not the eldest sister with neck-length short hair as mellow and charming as black coffee at the head of the row, but the four nondescript followers behind her:

The two guys walking in front are both more than 1.9 meters tall, one is wrapped in a desert camouflage turban, and the other has a goggles on his head, and his body is unusually burly, so he doesn't seem to be a good bird; The two people in the back, although they are not as prominent as them, are both about 180 centimeters, one has a pair of sunglasses on the bridge of the nose, and the other has a headband wrapped around his forehead...... The Chinese kid who once pointed a gun at himself on the Dnieper!

Is it that coincidental? A huge city, how can you meet here? And judging from the direction of the route chosen by the five of them, it seems that the target is also this barbershop! Is this the so-called "narrow road"?

After Rolfes was sure that he had not recognized the wrong person, he remembered the stray bullet he had received in the God Factory, and he did not fight the resentment against Zhang Xiaozhou in his heart. Originally, for the sake of his good sister's interest in him, this matter was settled, but since Ning Xue came to China, she has stated to herself more than once that everything she did in Chernobyl was just for the task, and as for the relationship between her and MooN, there is no other relationship except for belonging to the "24 solar terms" special operation group and the teacher-student friendship that will be established in the future. In that case, there is no need to be polite to that kid......

But Ning Xue was present today, Rolfes didn't want someone to have a chance to get close to her and continue to pester, so he simply didn't see anything, and didn't tell the good sisters about their arrival, anyway, even if that guy entered this shop for a haircut, he wouldn't necessarily go up to the second floor, and he would have a chance to rectify him in the future.

“May I help you?”

Speaking English to foreigners is ugly, and Chinese are always high-end in foreign languages, right? The man who greeted him at the door was lucky enough to receive three national-level beauties in a row in one day, and he was in a good mood and his mouth was smooth, and he directly copied and pasted the attitude and tone of entertaining Ning Xue and Rolfis to Luna, who was not wearing high heels in front of him, and was much taller than himself, in exchange for Zhang Yizhen, who was forced to get a haircut behind him, with a Chinese-English combination of swear words that were deeper than "fuck your mother": "U, your mother is big!" ”

Luna picked up the folding fan and knocked on the head of the unobstructed junior brother first, and then waved her big hand, following the direction indicated by her fingertips, Xiao Zhou and Yi Zhen, two long-haired men surnamed Zhang, walked into the barber shop with their heads bowed and gray in the companionship of Xu Chenfeng and Mao Zonghan, and found a place to sit down nearby, waiting for the senior sister to "judge" her hairstyle that was not suitable for being a student.

"Just use him as a template and cut it all to this length."

"What?!" Hearing this, Xiao Zhou slid directly from the chair to the ground, because Luna's so-called "template" is Zong Han, who can grow longer than his hair for a few days! And the "all" that the senior sister said, that is, in addition to the self and the wing who were criticized for their crazy hair affecting the image of the soldiers, even Chen Feng, who had kept his hair fresh for a long time, was not spared, and all of them had to be repaired into an inch of board brushes that I didn't know who was who at a glance......

"What kind of plane? We're going to college, not to jail! Do you want to give us another number so that you can shout smoothly?! ”

Hey?! Luna didn't expect Chen Feng, who has never contradicted his senior brothers and sisters, to talk to him with such an attitude, originally he was just quick to talk for a while, and he didn't include him in the barber army, but since this guy jumped out and shouted by himself, he simply made a mistake and cleaned up with his hands: "Don't be verbose!" Master handed over a few of you to me, and whatever I say is what I say! Today, the three of you have to cut it, and you have to cut it if you don't! ”

"Shit..."Xiao Zhou knew that there was no reason to talk about it with his senior sister, so he took the time to give Chen Feng and Yi Zhen a look, and after getting a positive look from the two, he suddenly pointed out the window and shouted: "Master!! ”

The people in the barber shop thought that Tang Seng was passing by, and they all turned their heads to look, Xiao Zhou saw the opportunity to pull his legs and flashed, but before he could rush out a few steps, he was caught up from behind by Luna, who had already been on guard, and easily put it down with a stumbling under his feet. Luna didn't care about completely subduing Xiaozhou, and moved as fast as she could to the only entrance and exit, causing the other two guys who were also about to run away to freeze......

"Do you know why I didn't wear high heels today?"

"Because you're ugly if you don't wear it......"

If it weren't for the fear that Chen Feng and Yi Zhen would take advantage of the chaos, at this moment Luna really wanted to step forward a few times to kill the boat, but the person hadn't gotten up yet, and the lack of virtue was correct, I really didn't know what I owed him in my previous life, and I would be tortured by him so much in this life! Xiao Zhou stood up on the ground, thinking about the last time he was smashed by Luna with high heels on the Seine River sightseeing boat, and his head still hurts faintly...... Needless to say, the reason why the senior sister deliberately chose flat shoes is that it is definitely not because she feels sorry for herself, but because it is convenient to run when catching her brothers!

"If you stinky boys have the ability to run away from me again, I'll take your surname!" The cannibalistic momentum exuded by Luna made Chen Feng and Yi Zhen dare not take a step forward for a long time, but Xiao Zhou, who had already observed the surrounding terrain clearly, only smiled coldly: "Hey, that sister, you are going to become a 'three-surnamed house slave'." ”

What?!

Without waiting for Luna to react to what they were going to do, Xiao Zhou turned around and ran in the opposite direction, leaving a sentence of "go up to the second floor" that instantly made Chen Feng feel a little familiar, thinking that he and his brother were in Su Li's private residence in Nay City, and they also escaped the housekeeper's pursuit like this, and you are here again?!

Although Yi Zhen didn't know the ridiculous things that his brother did in France, the hair on his head was important, so he ran upstairs with Xiaozhou without thinking about it, and by the way, he pulled away Chen Feng, who was stunned in place, leaving only Zong Han, who didn't know which side he should stand on from beginning to end, looked helplessly at the last calm of his senior sister before the volcanic eruption, and felt that it was safer to be his "template" regardless of anything.

At this time, Ning Xue, who was on the second floor, had just applied hair dye cream, and while listening to the noise below, she got up and stretched her muscles, and walked to the staircase to see what was going on. Seeing this, Chen Feng and Yi Zhen, who were closely behind, didn't care about pulling up their brothers, but instead crossed the double human barrier and killed the opposite side first, and were about to open the window to escape, but they were surprised to find that there were all floor-to-ceiling windows in front of them, and there was not even an operable switch handle!

The footsteps of the senior sister ghost going upstairs were getting closer and closer, Chen Feng was at a loss for what to do, and before he could complain about the bird road brought by Xiaozhou, the wing that had already taken a few steps back and withdrawn from the running distance accelerated and sprinted from the side, directly shattering the entire thick glass and falling to the road below, opening the way for himself with his flesh and blood......

“Holy 【s h i t】...”

Unexpectedly, in order to avoid a haircut, they actually jumped off the building in a hurry!

Luna, who had caught up with the second floor, saw this scene, and only hated that she didn't bring a gun when she went out, and she couldn't shoot this group of [anti-social] imps on the spot, so that she watched Chen Feng fly down from the broken window, causing the pedestrians downstairs to exclaim again. And Zong Han, who had been staying downstairs, had followed him when he saw the Winged Heavenly Maiden descending to earth, what kind of joke was he making, breaking into such a big disaster, with the innocent character of the senior sister, if he couldn't catch them, he would definitely be angry with himself!

None of the guys who were in a hurry to get rid of Luna's entanglement noticed that they still had a brother who was a "heavy color and light friend" who had not escaped.

Xiaozhou, who was still on the second floor of the barbershop at the moment, did not have a chance to escape, but forgot to escape at all.

The last time I saw Ning Xue's beautiful face that people couldn't take their eyes off it, it was back to the God Factory more than two months ago, even if they had a brief reunion at the "[G R A V I T Y] Spring" training ground, but they only heard her voice and didn't see the real person, but now they would meet her here, and they were so face-to-face with each other, close at hand, they could even clearly smell the cold fragrance emitted by the beauty under them, and it felt like a dream......

"Did I say you've seen enough?" Ning Xue, who was restrained by the scarf, was pressed to the ground and couldn't move, while Xiao Zhou, who was intoxicated in his heart, didn't know how to get up for a long time like a sudden power outage, until Luna came over and picked up the junior brother and gave him the burst of tremors he deserved, that Ning Xue had to get out of this difficulty. Looking at the good sisters' hair smeared on the ground like a dye and oil painting, and the broken floor-to-ceiling windows that seemed to have been the victim of a terrorist attack, Rolfes had completely lost his temper to speak.

Who are these people? It's just a scourge! I originally didn't want MooN to meet Ning Xue, but this guy is like being equipped with a "Snow Detection Radar", and he can bump into each other inexplicably with a haircut, and no one believes it if it wasn't God's help! If you knew this, it would be better to go to see the panda in the scorching heat, at least the round fat man wouldn't let himself be angry......

Xiaozhou was hammered to death by Luna's fist, and he really had no choice but to repeat the old trick and shift his senior sister's attention to Rolfes, who was watching the play leisurely: "Hey! Senior sister, in front of you and me, save me face!! ”

Luna looked back in disbelief, but it was true: "Oh, my god..."

Ning Xue was too lazy to take care of Xiaozhou, who was running the train with her mouth full, and saw that Luna, who had been busy teaching her junior brother, finally had time to pay attention to this side, so she immediately bowed to her and said hello: "Hello, senior sister." There are days when they are gone. ”

Days not to see? She had no direct contact with her at the "G R A V I T Y] Spring" training ground, and had only had a few encounters at God's Factory, where she was known as "Kudryash", which she should not have known. The only explanation is that Master had told her exactly what they were, and this time it was troublesome......

Perhaps seeing Luna's concerns, Ning Xue took two steps forward, shook hands with each other while also putting her face close to each other's cheeks, and whispered: "Senior sister, don't worry, I didn't mention your amazing disguise and disguise skills to anyone. That beautiful misunderstanding, let it continue to be mysterious. ”

Phew, thank goodness. Hearing this, Luna finally let go of the big stone in her heart, and had to admit that SnoW, the legendary little sister, was gentle and beautiful and really empathetic, no wonder Xiaozhou was fascinated by it, and even gave up her precious hair for so many years: "When I watch MooN cut her hair, let's have something to drink." ”

"Ahem......"

Luna has not forgotten the original purpose of this trip, but Xiaozhou can always find a way to deal with it according to local conditions: "If Senior Sister wants me to tell our foreign friend about that Russian ladyboy 1510, you will continue to force me." ”

……

In the end, Xiao Zhou escaped the fate of being forced to shave as he wished, but he was not allowed to run upstairs to interject, and could only trim his hair a little downstairs, while Luna accompanied Ning Xue and Rolfes to do hairstyles on the second floor and chat until dark, and when the three women finished singing a play, Xiao Zhou, who was waiting impatiently, was long gone, and the clerk handed over his personal consumption slip and asked Luna to settle the bill, and when he looked closely, the price displayed on it turned out to be 5 figures!

"You're not mistaken, are you? It's just a hair cut, it costs more than 10,000?! ”

Luna was frightened by the astronomical number in front of her, and the clerk's next explanation made her blow up her hair on the spot in front of her sister and foreign friends: "In addition to the repair cost of the floor-to-ceiling windows, your brother also permed his hair, and he also got five super platinum membership cards......"

"What?!

"Zhang Xiaozhou - I TM slaughtered your !!"

Seeing that Luna roared vigorously despite the surprised eyes of everyone around her, Ning Xue cried out for her in her heart, it was really not easy to be the senior sister of these guys, not only did she lose her life, but she also had to lose her wealth. Rawfis is more worried about the future than what happened today: "There are such pests among the students you and I teach, and it seems that the next four years of college life are destined to be fateful." ”