Chapter 100: Served by a "Dragon" Again
"Hey, hey! We smoked the real dragon, what is that one-stop service? The old man asked with great interest.
"One-stop service is one-stop service, it's not suitable for children, don't tell you." Song Yifei prevaricated.
"Boy! Come on, is there something good to hide, and you don't want to give it to the old man? You're too stingy too. The old man did not hesitate.
"Damn! Lao Tzu is very generous, but the timing is not right, Lao Tzu promised you, you can take you to be served by a dragon in the future, right? Song Yifei said helplessly.
Only then did the old man give up the entanglement.
"Ahem!"
Suddenly, there was a coughing sound from under the tree.
Only then did the two of them think that they were desperate and did not die.
The old man looked at the ruthlessness, and suddenly shouted, "This little girl can't die, she knows that the blood demon is there, she must let her take us to find the blood demon to kill, Lao Tzu wants revenge." ”
"What do you have a grudge for?" Song Yifei asked.
"It's a long story, let's go and wake up the old nun, and we'll talk about it in detail."
Only then did the two slowly walk towards the old nun, who was seriously injured under the tree.
The old man also began to recount the past.
"I remember that it was in ancient times, after the reincarnation of the Heavenly God Emperor, the major forces began to set up their own portals, and there were many divine wars that shattered the heavens and the earth.
In the end, the gods were severely killed and wounded, reincarnated by reincarnation, reincarnated by reincarnation.
And I was weak, so I fought against the Buddha with this blood demon.
Have you ever thought that this blood demon would want to take my foundation and stab me in the back?
I fought my life to fall with it in this netherworld.
I'm awake, and this blood demon must be awake too, maybe somewhere is plotting to devour the Netherworld, and we must find it to stop this catastrophe. ”
After Song Yifei heard this, he groaned slightly.
Then the corners of his mouth raised, "It's about my birds, Lao Tzu will soon leave the netherworld." ”
When the old man heard this, he immediately became anxious, "Little ancestor! Are you stupid? You are a small cultivator of gods and ghosts, except for being devoured, you can't go there. ”
Song Yifei said impatiently, "Lao Tzu can go there if he wants to, it's about your birds, anyway, I'll take revenge by myself, Lao Tzu is too lazy to bird you, Lao Tzu is not stupid." ”
The old man saw that Song Yifei was not fooled, and continued to fool, "Save the people in the world, be admired by thousands of people, become the idol of the world's beauties, and finally have a group of wives and concubines to reach the peak of life, don't you want to." ”
Song Yifei shook his head, "I really don't want to...... It's no wonder if you don't want to. You caught my pigtails again, count you ruthless. ”
The old man smiled very cheaply, "Then let's take a look at this little nun's injury first, don't let her die, otherwise the blood demon will be difficult to find." ”
While speaking, the two had already walked to the side of Desperate Love, and the old man was ready to check her body.
Song Yifei stopped the old man and said, "What are you doing?" I don't die, I still want to eat other people's tofu! Shameless...... Fuck off, let me do it. ”
The old man was anxious, "Who wants to eat tofu, the old man just doesn't want her to die, and he doesn't want to let go of the opportunity to kill the blood demon." ”
Song Yifei didn't listen to the old man's words, his hands were already heading towards the full flesh ball on the chest of Desperate Love.
The old man looked at it, dumbfounded, and finally found an opportunity, "Yo, you kid is eating other people's tofu?" ”
Song Yifei didn't reply, he looked very reasonable, and said, "Lao Tzu just likes to eat tofu, how can I drop it?" Bite me! Silly, eating tofu is not an unsightly thing. ”
The old man looked confused, this person is absolutely amazing!
has been practiced to the point where people are invincible in the world.
Of course, he wouldn't care about Song Yifei eating tofu, even if Song Yifei was now taking advantage of the desperation disease and becoming ruthless, he would not be surprised at all. Because he knows that Song Yifei is a forced spirit and never plays cards according to routines.
Song Yifei's desperate love for eating all the tofu was not angry, but his face was full of desire to survive, "Save me, please save me, I am willing to be a slave and a maid for you." ”
Song Yifei said with a serious face, "You were injured by us, and it is natural to save you." I know you must have thought that we would save you because of your appearance and body. How can it be? We are all light...... Congratulations, you've got it right, there's a reward! Whether you can survive or not depends on your own performance. ”
The desperate desire to survive is very strong, and said, "As long as you don't kill me, you can let me do anything, please." ”
Song Yifei didn't believe in this kind of illusory guarantee, only to see him turn his face, look at the old man with a very cheap smile, and say, "Look at it, teach how to be a man!" ”
"What!" The old man's face was full of doubts, "I'm not a man!" ”
Song Yifei no longer spoke, but was very domineering and ordered ruthlessly, "Open your mouth obediently for me, let me conquer, and don't move." ”
I didn't dare to refuse, so I had to be obedient.
endured the nausea and made Song Yifei cool.
The old man was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, "You kid is very cheap!" You city people are really playful, and the old man is falling in love with you more and more. ”
"! What's your expression? Am I such an upright person, am I as dirty as you think? Am I here for you to know? Just feed her my unique essence...... Oh no, it's poison, and I'm afraid he won't obey? At that time, this old nun will not be at our command, let her lie on her stomach, let her sit on her stomach a few times, and ensure that she is obedient. Wouldn't it be easy to have her take us to the Bloodfiend? Song Yifei said crookedly, and screamed a few times in the middle.
The old man looked confused.
Feeding poison is bright?
That's what you mean by being above board?
It's been a threat of poisoning for a long time!
Is there light there? It's clearly a demonic act!
"But the old man likes it, haha......"
The old man smiled and watched the "above board" scene.
"Cool! Well! Yes! So cool......"
Song Yifei finally had enough, and fed "poison" to the desperate food.
"Gross!!"
Song Yifei is happy, he is ruthless, he is a high-ranking master of the Tribulation Period, he has been humiliated like this, and his blood suddenly surged, and he immediately wanted to spit out Song Yifei's "poison".
Song Yifei immediately stopped, "What are you doing?" Swallow it now, or I'll kill you. ”
was desperate and helpless, so he had to hold back his vomiting, even if his eyes were full of tears, he had to swallow Song Yifei's "poison" alive.
Looking at such a well-behaved ruthlessness, Song Yifei praised, "Good! ”
Then he turned his head and asked the old man, "How is it?" Didn't lie to you, did you?
The old man laughed, "It's very long-lasting!" Lad. ”
"Then you will be my little brother in the future, as long as you follow me, Lao Tzu will give you fragrant and spicy food." Song Yifei said very confidently.
The old man was upset when he heard it, "What do you mean to follow you?" The old man is the son of the dragon......"
Song Yifei was dismissive, "Don't bb, just now Lao Tzu was served by a dragon again." ”
"Haha...... Your one-stop service is wonderful! Seeing the old man, my heart is rippling! It's really cool! The old man looked like a knower.
Only then did I remember that this Song Yifei was an invincible mouth cannon, and he couldn't afford to provoke him, so he had to put down his body and say, "Okay!" Listen to you, what now? ”
"Listen to my yarn! How does Lao Tzu know what to do? Song Yifei said as a matter of course.
The old man was stunned, and then scolded, "Didn't you just let me follow you?" Why do you say you don't know? Fool me! ”
"Hurry up the yarn! Old and immortal, and still talk foul language, didn't you fucking teach you quality? Song Yifei scolded.
The old man was full of black lines.
Aren't you scolding too?
I'm embarrassed to say!
The old man didn't dare to fight Song Yifei again, he knew that he couldn't say anything about Song Yifei no matter what, so he said angrily, "Then what do you say now?" ”
Song Yifei saw that the old man was obedient, and he also calmed down and explained, "I definitely don't know where the blood demon is, you ask me?" Isn't it stupid? If you want to ask, you also ask that little girl, right? ”
After Song Yifei finished speaking, he pointed to the ruthlessness.
It seems like that's the case!
The old man felt that since he followed Song Yifei, his IQ was gone.
Could it be that this guy will swallow IQ?
No, stay away from him in the future.
After eating Song Yifei's "poison", the half-dead ruthlessness of "cough cough ......" was completely healed, leaving not even a trace of wounds.
When the old man saw such a miracle, his eyes were long, and he fell down in front of Song Yifei, "Boy, your "poison" old man also wants it, ravage me madly, I can withstand it." Lao Tzu's serious injury is not healed, I want it! Please......"
Song Yifei kicked the old man, "Roll the calf for Lao Tzu!" ”