"There's no point in spraying for the sake of spraying, so does it make sense to reason yourself? The teacher doesn't seem to have listened to much of the reasoning he said.,Hey,Teachers and parents don't listen to what they say.,Listen to you as an anchor? ”

"Joke, what qualifications do you have?" Cheng Yi chuckled and continued the game.

knelt twice in a row, and the third Cheng Yi knelt again, he was absent-minded in this game, and he was reflecting on whether he was wrong in the whole game.

"What's strong, what is pretending, the audience can broadcast whatever they want to watch, otherwise it's over, and spraying yourself with two sentences is indispensable." Cheng Yi thought so.

"As for entertainment to death, this is not the focus of a small person like himself at all."

Cheng Yi has always been like this when he does live broadcasts, he always thinks about what he doesn't have, he wants to put himself on the right footing, and he wants to make what he does meaningful, rather than just entertainment, but he always fails.

was sprayed and scolded in various ways, Cheng Yi also knew that he was very annoying like this, and there was a risk of being depowdered, but sometimes he couldn't help but want to say a few words, maybe this is a genetic factor, his parents are teachers, and he is a good teacher.

"The anchor lost again, hahaha."

"As soon as I came in, I saw Chang Wei calling for blessings."

"Xiu, my wood, popularity has exceeded 1W5."

"Trolls are really powerful, please step up."

"Don't spray, don't spray, the anchors are all autistic and need some encouragement."

"The master is waiting for you in the wind and rain, O(∩_∩)O haha~ Come on wood."

"Kneeling three times in a row?"

I don't like to look at wood, middle two: "Whoever can make wood lie down, I think he is a brother." ”

I don't like to look at wood and Jiangnan: "I beg you, anchor, my roommate wants to see you win before he dies." ”

Seeing that the live broadcast room is getting hotter and hotter, the dense barrage, and the popularity has exceeded the previous peak, and Cheng Yi has gradually come back to his senses.

Be a person first, eating is the right way, he hurriedly advertised: "Welcome to the panda XXXXXX live broadcast room, the previous sadness is not counted, in fact, I am a technical entertainment anchor, and my favorite thing to do is to serve the public."

Brothers, especially new ones, please give me half a minute to make a brief introduction of myself. ”

Cheng Yi said and put down the mouse, at this time he stood up from the gaming chair, took a step back, thought a little, and saw that the back of his right hand hit the palm of his left hand, and played a beat, like Tianjin Allegro, he half chanted and half sang: "The villain, my family lives by the Yangtze River, and the family has a house and a field, and later studied by the West Lake."

At the end of October, Cheng Yi elongated his voice on the word "bottom", he was talking and thinking now, and he was not preparing for class, this jam was a little longer, about 3 seconds, he said word by word: sky, fall, strange, fate.

October, late ...... Heaven, fall, strange, fate.

The alliance invited me to play a single, the profession played for five and a half years, the results were unbearable and ugly, the supervisor let me practice hard, the manager told me to get out of the way, for the sake of fame and endure ridicule, how can the society be too insidious, vote to expel the single ride away, since then the stage is on and off the stage, the sadness is unbearable to return to his hometown, study diligently to earn money, today's live broadcast everyone watch, ask for a attention to make a good relationship.

Whoop, whoa, whoa! ”

There was no rehearsal at all, pre-thinking, just a moment of brain spinning, and Cheng Yi, who was inspired, came to an impromptu self-introduction.

This is a story that he has personally experienced, and he wrote it as a beating beat with the back of his hand, which is not long or short, but the effect is surprisingly good.

"Hahaha, the anchor can do it."

"Tang Bohu orders autumn incense?"

"6666, the anchor is an actor."

I don't like to look at wood and eggs: "If you go to talk show, you will definitely be popular." ”

"Hahahaha, this wave is okay, how many days have you practiced wood?"

"NB, this anchor will also Tianjin Allegro, pay attention to it."

"Hahaha, fishing is better than wood."

After Cheng Yi impromptu a paragraph, he sat back in his seat and said very sincerely: "Brothers, did you record the paragraph just now, how did I introduce myself, I have forgotten a little." ”

The more he spoke, the more entangled he became: "Villain, my family lives by the Yangtze River, and my family has a house and a field, what is the next sentence?" ”

"I studied at the West Lake later."

"Later, I studied by the West Lake"

Cheng Yi: "Yes, yes, that's it, what about the future, no, you wait for me, I want to write down this word, maybe I'll forget it next time, and I'll introduce this as my self in the future, hahahaha, I'm so talented." ”

Cheng Yi said and opened the notepad on the desktop, sentence by sentence and cooperated with the audience to record his improvisation completely, he said: "Brothers, I will improve it in the future, this will be my opening remarks from now on, hehe, it is not too complete." ”

I don't like to look at wood and balls: "Do it again." ”

Form 2: "What did you just do?" Why is this heat 2W? ”

"Do it again."

"Do it again."

"Do it again."

The barrage was hotly brushed, Cheng Yi beat the drum with the back of his hand, slapped the table from time to time and came again, this time he played more than before, and there was no jam in the middle, "At the end of October, the sky fell from the sky", this sentence, he also used the drama word by word, which was called a perfect one, and the audience was shocked.

I don't like to look at wood and twilight: "I'm Cao, do you learn music from wood?" Can you also sing? ”

"Perfect, big hair, it's too showy, it's a fan, it's a fan, it's a little bit of attention."

"Really improvised?"

"Freestyle, you have Freestyle!"

"Hahaha, look at this bowl it's big and round, look at this noodle it's long and wide."

is rich: "The spicy chicken anchor looks at me, you see that this live broadcast room is small and broken, and you see that this anchor is vegetable and soft." ”

I don't like to look at wood, middle two: "Hahaha, it's interesting to be rich, it's okay." ”

I don't like to look at wood and Jiangnan: "I'll also say, you see that this live broadcast room is yellow and rotten, and you see that this anchor is thin and short." ”

I don't like to look at wood and the north: "I'm here too, hahaha, you see this live broadcast room is old and broken, you see this anchor is cheap and greedy." ”

"Kukukuku, interesting, hahahaha, we all have Freestyle"

“xxxxxxx……”

All kinds of Freestyle brushes, Cheng Yi looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and felt really interesting, this Freestyle is much more interesting than the Canadian Gun King.

Cheng Yi laughed and said: "Brothers, you are really talented, I admire you, don't make a sentence with me, let's change it, Yo Yo Chek trouble, Yo Yo, a set of pancake fruits!" ”

He shook his body and followed the audience, and at the same time looked at the various barrages in the live broadcast room, "Look at this live broadcast room, it's X and X, you see this anchor and he is X and X." ”

It is very interesting, and there is also a sense of honor to guide fashion and trends, Cheng Yi feels that although he has been losing in today's live game, the effect is really good.

The xxxxx live broadcast room was completely high, and it took about 10 minutes or so to stop, Cheng Yi opened the ranking in time, he said: "Brothers, don't brush it, okay, okay, I've seen your opinion, I know all kinds of problems in the live broadcast room, I will supervise myself to get better and better."

The more Cheng Yi said, the more energetic the audience became, and even Mu Jiajun joined the hi atmosphere collectively, and he couldn't stop it at all.

"Yo Yo Chek is noisy, you see this live broadcast room is small and broken, you see this anchor he is vegetable and soft."

"Yo Yo Chek is noisy, you see this live broadcast room is yellow and rotten, you see this anchor is thin and short."

"Yo Yo Chek is noisy, look at this live broadcast room, it is old and broken, you see this anchor is cheap and greedy."

“……”

Cheng Yi: "......" This is still a big deal.