261 Lightning strikes the sky
The iceberg beauty was afraid of being punished by God, so she asked me to ask God for her forgiveness.
So I, with good words, discussed this matter with God, but this God, who simply didn't know how to lift, actually changed his face!
Seeing that the sun was covered by dark clouds and that it was going to rain on a cloudy day, the iceberg beauty was frightened, and I was about to jump into the ice cave when I broke free, but I reached out and grabbed her waist, pulled her back, and hugged me tightly in my arms.
I knew in my heart that this was my last chance.
If the iceberg beauty jumps down the cave again, she will definitely cut off relations with me in order not to be punished by God, I don't know what the mystery is in the ice cave, and when I want to find her again, it will be difficult to climb to the sky.
If that happens, all my efforts will be wasted.
So, this time, no matter what, I will completely sweep away, she is afraid of the fear of damnation!
To be honest, I didn't even look up to God.
Master Guan sits in the Guandi Temple, and can also bless himself in one acre and three points of land, safe and sound, such as Gu Dan's boss Brother Shi, who dares to provoke Xu Laosan, Master Guan will not let him live and let him die of pain.
And God, so many sins happened under his nose, and he didn't see him make a move.
I killed the water monkey who pulled people into the water.
The nightmare that can control people in dreams was caught by Xu Laosan.
deceived Jiani, so that the college students who had a bright future changed their temperament and went to another path, and I joined forces with Xu Laosan, so I was punished.
Especially last night.
Just when the water snake spirit was about to kill me, I asked God to send down a thunderbolt to kill the water snake spirit, who knew that I was scolding the heavens and the earth, so he reluctantly threw down a thunderbolt, and finally he beat the thunder crookedly.
As a result, this one thundered down and split the anxious meat ball out of the ground.
Soon after his thunder was struck, the termite corpse changed, the water snake spirit wine lice, the pug scorched corpse, the little fox and the big knife mantis, and the cricket spirit hidden in the shadows, these demons and monsters appeared in a concentrated manner.
In the end, I didn't see any divine condemnation from this God.
Also, there are many endless sins in this world, all of which happen under the Lang Lang Qiankun, and God has witnessed it with his own eyes, but he has never allowed the good people to shed tears, but he has not let the bad people shed blood!
At this moment, the iceberg beauty was in my arms, crying, I asked her what was wrong, she said that it was about to rain and thunder, and she was afraid.
Even Xu Laosan and the little water snake said that if there is no blood relationship between me and the iceberg beauty, it doesn't matter what to do, your grandma's, you don't care about so many evil goblins, you just have to take care of my iceberg beauty!
Master Huang, I'm fighting with you!
Thinking of this, my blood surged, pointed to the sky, and scolded.
As soon as I scolded the blind God, the iceberg beauty covered my mouth, she shook her head and said don't scold, the thunder will kill you, forget it, we are not suitable, without me, you can find a better one.
The more the iceberg beauty worries about me, the more the blood in my heart boils.
Last night, when the sky was thundering, the water snake spirit stood next to me.
She said that I was a demigod and was born with lightning immunity, so she stood not far from me, just like with the protection of a lightning rod, lightning could not strike her.
The water snake spirit said so, and did the same.
Thinking of this, I patted my chest and said, "Don't worry, the thunder can't kill me, is it that as long as the thunder will hit and the two of us can't be chopped, you can go down the mountain with me and live a good life?" ”
The iceberg beauty bit her lip with her teeth and said yes, a word is a certainty.
At this time, my forehead was cold, and there was a light rain in the sky.
After the rain, the iceberg beauty cried again, tears fell down, and said otherwise, forget it, it's really too dangerous here, master, you better leave me alone, go down the mountain.
In the face of insecure women, as a man, you have to be arrogant!
I pinched the little face of the iceberg beauty and said: "Woman, you have to listen to the man, now, you have to listen to me, God's slanted eyes, I stand still, let him aim, he may not be able to hit me with thunder!" ”
In order to be able to bring the iceberg beauty down the mountain smoothly, I have to gamble!
I pointed to the sky and said, "I'll tell you, Master Huang still has a crush on Ji Caiyun, whether you agree or disagree, she is all my person, okay, my words are finished!" I'm standing here, waiting for you to chop! ”
After saying this, the rain became heavier and heavier, and the sky thundered, and there was not even half of it.
I looked up to the sky and laughed, God is very face-saving, maybe, the ghost corpse Yuan Lao Er really has fiery eyes, he sees it very accurately, I am the rich and noble man of the destiny of heaven, I and God are our own people, of course I have to take care of my own people.
Standing on the stone, I waited for a while, but the thunder still didn't come.
I put the iceberg beauty out of my arms, and in my heart, that beauty.
But inadvertently, I found that a trace of hesitation flashed in the eyes of the iceberg beauty, as if she was hesitant about something.
I asked her what was wrong, and she said you really love me.
I nodded and said love.
The iceberg beauty said, you are going to love me, how do you love me.
"Even Hu Xiaoli said, true love can give everything, I can, give everything to you, including life, if you want my bones, I can, pull them out for you one by one."
I'm telling the truth.
The iceberg beauty nodded and said okay, with your guarantee, it's easy to say.
When the iceberg beauty said this, it was equivalent to agreeing to go down the mountain with me, and I was momentarily proud, raised my hand and slapped her buttocks.
"Little girl, from now on, you will be the master's person, and we can discuss more postures in the future."
After I finished speaking, I pulled the iceberg beauty and wanted to take her to jump off the stone and go home again.
As a result, when she heard my words, she was like someone had been scarred, and she was transformed from a gentle little sheep into a great dragon that breathed fire, and she looked very angry, and then she raised her hand and pointed straight at the sky with a finger.
Don't look at me just pointing at the sky and scolding the earth, God is not angry.
As a result, this time, as soon as the iceberg beauty pointed to the sky, a bolt of lightning split the dark clouds, and the rain fell heavily, and the wind blew.
The iceberg beauty suddenly burrowed into my arms, like an octopus, and wrapped itself tightly around me.
At this moment, the queen ant suddenly flew over in the midst of a raging storm.
The queen ant actually climbed onto the neck of the iceberg beauty.
The reaction of the iceberg beauty made me strange, and the reaction of the queen ant made me even more strange.
I was stunned for a moment, but this time, God didn't give me any face, boom, the thunder struck down, and I felt hot all over my body, especially on my head, like a fire, and my hands couldn't use any strength.
The iceberg beauty flew out of my arms and fell right into the ice cave.
As soon as I reached out, I grabbed her just as she fell into the hole.
As a result, another thunderbolt struck, and I felt my heart heat and my face was hot.
I was still holding the hand of the iceberg beauty, this time, I was tired of her again, I clearly saw that when the lightning struck, the necklace made of my teeth on the neck of the iceberg beauty, under the lightning strike, all turned into powder.
Then, I fell into the ice cave with the iceberg beauty.
Halfway through the fall, the queen ant was thrown out of the neck of the iceberg beauty, she smashed it on the top of an icicle, and then like a pinball, it popped out of the distance.
The ice was slippery again, and when the queen ant landed, she slid out so far that I couldn't see her anymore.
After I landed, I almost smashed a hole in the ice under me.
There are no bones in the body, none of which are comfortable, and they can't get up at all.
When I touched my head, my hair burned out, and my mouth was full of sore.
This damn God, why did you split so accurately this time!
I didn't have time to complain, I didn't have time to worry about myself, so I hurriedly went to make sure the safety of the iceberg beauty.
The iceberg beauty fell down, and after landing, it was not far from me.
She slept soundly like a well-fed baby, not as if she had been injured.
I can't help but say, thank goodness!
As soon as these four words came out, I felt that I was very wrong this time!