Chapter 17: Digging potatoes
Hear the words.
Everyone subconsciously looked at Feng Jiuli, waiting with bated breath for her reply.
It's just that Feng Jiuli, who was staring slightly, hadn't opened his mouth yet, and an extraordinarily discordant voice came: "Hehe, you must be dead!" ”
It was a skinny monkey with a sharp-beaked monkey gills who spoke.
He was eating the grilled fish in his hand, gnawing on his mouth full of oil, and when he took advantage of the fact that everyone was around to see Feng Jiuli to see a doctor, he alone occupied a whole big white fish.
Now.
The fish is almost gone, and only the bones remain.
The primitives seemed to have gotten used to his actions and didn't react much, but Feng Jiuli frowned fiercely.
This big white fish, but she forked it back!
Hmm, although it is not the contrary, it is easy to do it, and one fork is accurate, but Feng Jiuli doesn't want to give it to the thin monkey to eat.
Not only because he had a-for-tat confrontation with him before and didn't let her be the leader, but also because he used to look at the original owner's gaze - impure.
"Huh."
Present.
Feng Jiuli sneered, turned his face to look at the one-eyed beside him, and said, "One-eyed leader, that's how you manage the people in the tribe?" ”
"Huh?"
One-eyed was a little confused, and everyone was a little confused.
Seeing that they didn't quite understand, Feng Jiuli simply picked it out and said, "Chief, look at what he looks like?" She stretched out her hand and pointed at the thin monkey: "We are all still here, and I am even more struggling to see a doctor for the injured, everyone is hungry and has not eaten." ”
"He's good enough to finish the whole grilled fish! Huh. ”
"There are only eight big white fish in total, and one of the four of us is just right. But he has eaten a fish now, what will the rest eat? Gnawing on fish bones? Besides, as the leader, you haven't eaten yet, and he's not the leader, so why should you be the first to eat? ”
And.
A whole big white fish, weighing nearly a catty, he just ate it alone, and his appetite is really big! Of course, the cheeks are so thick!
Tell the truth.
If it was Feng Jiuli before, he would have stepped forward and beaten him directly. It's a pity that the current body is really too thin and weak, and it's okay to be tricky, and I can't move my fists and feet.
Holding the grilled fish in his hand, the one-eyed man who had not yet eaten looked at the thin monkey and frowned slightly. He hadn't really realized it before, but now that he thought about it, he showed a little displeasure.
The primitive people were woken up by Feng Jiuli at such a point, and they also looked at the thin monkey angrily.
There were only fish bones left in his hands, and his face was full of burps: "......" He was a little hairy by everyone's eyes.
Meantime.
I also resented Feng Jiuli even more in my heart.
He used to be the first to eat the wild fruit he picked and the first piece of raw meat to be cut, but no one said anything, so why couldn't he do it today?
Damn it.
It's all Feng Jiuli's fault, she is deliberately targeting herself because she can't be the leader! Hmph, do you really think she's going to be able to heal and make fire?
When she loses to the One-Eyed Leader, he must make sure she knows how good she is!
But.
The thin monkey also knew that now was not the time to be annoyed, and he didn't want to provoke the anger of the public, so he immediately admitted his mistake with a good attitude: "Chief, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't be greedy." I was so hungry that this grilled fish was so fragrant that before I knew it, it was gone. ”
The latter sentence is his sincere words.
This grilled fish is really fragrant, he originally planned to try it first, but before he knew it, he ate it over, and after eating, he still has some unfinished feelings.
The thin monkey licked the corners of his lips unconsciously, and continued: "Originally, I also wanted to call you, but Jiu'er was seriously treating the people of the tribe, and I couldn't open my mouth to interrupt you, it was all my fault. ”
Listen up.
Everyone's faces were much better.
Besides, the fish have all been eaten, and it is useless to say anything.
One-Eye was about to wave his hand and say "Forget it".
But Feng Jiuli was one step ahead of him and said, "Since you know that you are wrong, then punish you for not being able to eat tomorrow." And if you do it again a second time, you will be punished for not eating for two days; If you do it again for the third time, you will be punished for not eating for three days......"
said.
Feng Jiuli looked at the one-eyed man who had been stunned by her words: "Chief, is this kind of punishment reasonable?" Anyway, he has already eaten, and if he doesn't eat tomorrow, he won't starve to death. Besides, even if he is hungry, he can still drink water to satisfy his hunger. ”
As long as you drink enough water, you can skip meals and not starve to death for seven days.
Of course.
This is a primitive society, where people eat one meal a day, and primitive people are relatively thin and lack of nutrients, but it is still okay not to eat for a day.
"This ......"
One-eyed looked at the thin monkey with a slight hesitation, a little unbearable.
The turnip heads and the other primitives were stunned, already stunned.
Poof.
The thin monkey also fell to his knees suddenly, his face full of remorse, and he apologized vigorously: "Chief, I'm sorry, I really know it's wrong, please don't punish me!" ”
Joke.
Not eating tomorrow? You're going to starve to death!
This damn Jiu'er, who was so timid and afraid of things before, has changed no matter how he says, he can't see him well, and he always goes against him!
The thin monkey hated Feng Jiuli even more in his heart, he clenched his greasy and blackened fist, and secretly thought in his heart - she waited for herself!
"Or ......"
The hesitant One-Eye was just about to speak.
Feng Jiuli, who has never been merciful, cut off his words again: "Leader, there are no rules. If you don't punish him today, then tomorrow that person will do the same, and the day after tomorrow that person will do the same...... What if everyone makes a mistake and only kneels down and admits their mistake? So—"
"Mistakes must be admitted, but punishment must also be given! Chief, this trick is called killing a hundred people. Feng Jiuli also explained the meaning of this idiom by the way.
Think about it too.
One-eyed was no longer entangled at the moment, and said in a word: "Okay, since that's the case, then according to what Jiu'er said, thin monkey, you won't eat tomorrow." ”
The thin monkey suddenly looked sad, and his heart became more and more hateful.
The radish heads cheered around Feng Jiuli, they have always been innocent, they have always disliked this thin monkey uncle, but now they are simply happy.
Other primitive people have different looks, some are happy and joyful, and some want to learn the thin monkey method but are successfully frightened.
At last.
Feng Jiuli looked at the primitive man whose wound was infected and suppurated before, and promised: "Don't worry, with me, you won't die." But now, everyone is hungry, let's eat first. ”
"Okay."
One-eyed nodded.
There was no doubt that everyone was hungry, and their stomachs were growling.