I glanced at the fat man and asked him to get involved in this matter, this matter is not good, and if it doesn't work, I'll run away.

The fat man scolded me for being unproductive, and I ran away with this bit of bullshit, so if it doesn't work, you can ask your father, maybe your father knows what kind of bullshit trick he is.

I said I know a fart, others don't know my father, I don't know how many pounds and taels he has, to put it mildly, it's just an old man in a mountain village who doesn't know a few words.

The fat man asked me what to do, he is such a brother as me, if I die him, will all those clay figures in my shop be left to him.

I glared at the fat man and said I am your father, I think about Lao Tzu's clay figure every day, or I will inherit the ancestral 500 Huabei to you?

The fat man cut and said that this brother could not do it. I asked the fat man to get out of here, the fat man smiled, came to me and said with a flattering face, Brother Yang, did you see that my brother made a big effort this time?

I looked at the fat man vigilantly and told him to fart quickly. The fat man rubbed his hands and looked left and right, put the big fat face to my ear, and muttered, the fat man began to squeeze his eyebrows at me after speaking, I thought about it and said, this is not very good, right?

The fat man patted his chest and said, what's wrong with this, something really happened, let Yu Jiu's grandson top the tank.

I thought about it and said okay, so I did it, and after the thing was done, it was still the same old rule.

After saying that, I looked at the fat man and laughed, and his face was full of lewd and evil smiles.

Back in the duty room, the fat man covered his nose and scolded, Yu Jiu's grandson didn't know if he had eaten, and the urine was yellow and channeling.

I covered my nose and asked the fat man to quickly wake up Yu Jiu, which was not a matter of lying on the ground all the time, the fat man nodded, and took a sip, who knew that this mouthful was too violent, and a mouthful of old yellow phlegm spit on Yu Jiu's face, and the position was impartial in the heart of the mouth, this scene disgusted me, and I almost vomited out.

The fat man probably didn't expect to cough up the baby, coughed, and said that his throat was much more comfortable, and the fat man touched his hand in his pocket, probably because he wanted to take out a paper to wipe the remaining wine, and he didn't take out a single hair for a long time.

The fat man asked me if I had any paper in my pocket, I touched my pocket and said no, the fat man looked left and right, took off Yu Jiu's pants, and pinched it to wipe the yellow phlegm in the center of his mouth.

It may be that the smell of urine on the pants is too strong, and it actually gave Yu Jiu smoked his mouth a slight move and his nose trembled slightly, looking like he was about to sneeze, but it was okay not to move, his mouth opened slightly, and the yellow phlegm flowed in.

The fat man probably didn't expect it to be like this, but Yu Jiu's sneezing action became more and more obvious, and he saw that the posture would come out at any time, and the fat man hurriedly covered Yu Jiu's mouth with his pants.

may be tempted by the smell of urine, Yu Jiu sneezed, and his body trembled violently like an electric shock, because his mouth was blocked, his nose spurted out two lines of snot at once, which made the fat man disgusting, and immediately a big mouth beckoned.

Yu Jiu suddenly opened his eyes and sat up like a corpse, and the frightened fat man was unstable and sat on the ground.

", Brother Yang, is this special mother a corpse!" The fat man swallowed, obviously frightened.

I said this is a scam, no one has died, where did the scam come from. Yu Jiu sat up straight, his expression was confused, and when he saw the fat man, he subconsciously said, why are you not dead yet, fat brother!

The fat man was not lightly angered by Yu Jiu's words, stood up from the ground, glared at Yu Jiu and scolded, Yu Jiu, your grandson dares to scare the fat brother, and curses the fat brother to death, the fat brother has to break your leg today!

After saying that, the fat man went up with a punch and kick, and the aftertaste of the beating was screaming, shouting that the fat brother spared his life.

I couldn't help but feel sorry when I saw the beaten Yu Jiu, so I asked the fat man to stop beating, this beating is a trivial matter, and if I pee on him again, I won't kill both of us.

The fat man just stopped, and glared at Yu Jiu viciously, this scared Yu Jiu is thighs trembled, I was afraid that Yu Jiu would pee again, and hurriedly said, Brother Yu Jiu, don't be afraid, buddies are good people.

I comforted Yu Jiu for a long time to stabilize Yu Jiu, I asked Yu Jiu about the haunting of the underground parking lot, their company doesn't care?

As soon as he drank the wine, he shouted that there was a ghost. The fat man glared at Yu Jiu and scolded him for his useless things, and the ghosts were all sat to death by the fat brother.

Yu Jiu was stunned for a moment and asked if it was true or fake. The fat man patted his chest and said, Fat brother is bragging to you, you don't know that critical moment of survival, Fat Brother is trying to overcome the difficulties of the public, and he will sit to death for the ghost with one ass, otherwise your kid would have been killed by the ghost.

The black line on my head, saying that the fat man is using what kind of bullshit idioms, what is the difficulty of overpowering, that is Brother Li to turn the tide OK?

The fat man was not happy when he heard it, and said that I was cheating my brother again and demolishing his platform, and this brother couldn't do it. I gave the fat man a blank look and let him stay cool.

Yu Jiu swallowed his saliva, obviously believing me more, and immediately began to pat my ass, saying that I was a living immortal, I waved my hand and said I didn't dare to be, I didn't dare to be, that is, I was a half-immortal.

The fat man gave me a middle finger with a look of disdain, I glared at the fat man, and then said to Yu Jiu with a smile, Brother Yu Jiu, although it is a great merit for me and the fat man to subdue demons and eliminate demons this time, but what, this person is going to eat, do you think it means it?

As soon as Yu Jiu heard that he was going to give money, his expression froze at once, and then he began to cry that he had no money, and then said that he was so hard, I smiled and said that I knew, and then glanced at the fat man.

The fat man glared angrily and asked Yu Jiu not to be crooked, and quickly give the money, or break his legs.

Yu Jiu was about to cry, and said aggrievedly that he really had no money, even if he broke all three of his legs, he had no money.

I glanced at the fat man, smiled and patted Yu Jiu's shoulder, and said that it's okay if you don't have money, anyway, there are a lot of ghosts in this underground parking lot, why don't I find a beautiful single female ghost for you to warm the bed?

Yu Jiu cried when he heard the wow, and took my arm and said that this is really no money, or give yourself to the fat man to pay off the debt.

The fat man snorted, glared at Yu Jiu, and broke his leg when he said this again.

Yu Jiu was frightened by the fat man's words, I glared at the fat man, asked him not to scare people, buddies are good people, and then said to Yu Jiu with a smile, Brother Yu Jiu, buddy here to show you a way to make money, let you make a fortune, and I will also solve this ghost for you.

Yu Jiu swallowed his saliva and asked me if it was really fake, how much money I could make.

I said at least 5,000, Yu Jiu was immediately happy like a sand sculpture, and asked me what kind of wealth I was, I gave Yu Jiu a brief description of this financial road, Yu Jiu heard it, and said that it is not easy to give birth to a son without an asshole.

I smiled and said, this is a bad statement, this wife has nowhere to give birth to a son, if she can't give birth to a son, she will naturally not have a lack of asshole, and besides, now giving birth to a son is a loss of money, and she should have a daughter.

The fat man also echoed on the side, Yu Jiu, if this thing is done, it will be one step closer to the development of the fat brother, and the fat brother will marry you one hundred and eighty wives when he is developed, and give birth to a cub for you according to one wife, there are also one hundred and eighty cubs, and one has no asshole.

Yu Jiu sang and harmonized with me and the fat man, and his heart was immediately moved, and he gritted his teeth and said okay, this thing is done, and he admitted that he had no asshole when he gave birth to a son.

I looked at the fat man and laughed.

After the fat man took a few photos, he made an OK gesture at me, I patted Yu Jiu's shoulder and said with a smile, do a good job, buddy, I am optimistic about you.

It was already the middle of the night when I left with the fat man, and I didn't go home and spent the night in the store.

"Please stop being obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend......"

I rubbed my eyes and picked up my phone to see that it was my dad calling, and I pressed answer, and asked my dad what he was doing, and he didn't let people sleep in the morning.

"I'm still sleeping a fart, hurry up and get up, your father and I have this old face today." The old man on the other end of the phone scolded and said.

I didn't know what Daddy was doing, so I asked him what was wrong, but Daddy didn't say anything, so he asked me to get up and clean up, change my clothes, and don't be like a second-rate kid all day long.

I really didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Daddy's gourd, so I hummed and chirped, hung up the phone, and went down again to go on a date with Zhou Gong's daughter.

In this dream, I just held hands with Zhou Gong's daughter and was about to take a step closer, when my father's phone called again and asked me how I cleaned up, I said that it was cleaned up, what the hell are you doing, this day, mysterious.

"Stinky boy, your father and I are heartbroken, you are going to mess up this matter for me, I will break your two dog legs." Daddy said angrily.

As soon as I heard my father's words, my heart became more curious, and I felt a lot less sleepy, so I asked my father what was the matter, and after soaking for a long time, I finally put this sentence out, and I almost jumped up after hearing it.

Before I could say anything, my dad hung up the phone, scattered the flowers, and stared at the front for a long time, until the cigarette butt burned to my hand, and I couldn't help but scold, what is this motherfucker?

I pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray, washed my face, thought about it and washed my head again, and used the incense to flutter, and the handsomeness of the whole person was incisive.

Pull the store door open, and it's another poor day.

I lay on the counter table and smoked loose flowers and arranged my hair, hey, I am handsome with nowhere to put it.

A scattered flower hasn't been smoked yet, and a big black dog ran into the store, I can't see what the breed is, it's quite big anyway, I didn't have anything to do and leaned over, saying, Brother Dog smokes? Scattered flowers are big.

The big black dog didn't bird me, and wandered around the store by himself, and I didn't bother to take care of it, so I moved a small bench and sat at the door, crossed Erlang's legs, and hummed a little tune.

It may be that my handsomeness who has nowhere to put it attracted the big black dog, and the big black dog circled around me, barked twice, and fell to the ground as soon as he soaked his urine.