I originally thought that pressing my hand would cause thunder and fire to surge in my stomach, but it didn't happen at all, and I didn't know what formula Hu Xiaoli gave to Mai Xiaoying's medicinal powder, which made my hands numb.

Both hands were numb, I couldn't feel anything, and the thunder fire didn't burn with it, so Mai Xiaoying was very safe, and at the same time, the scissors didn't need to click on me.

Mai Xiaoying forced me, and kept repeating the Tai Chi movements with both hands, this girl, the expression on her face was actually very enjoyable.

She enjoyed it, but I didn't feel anything.

In the end, I was so sleepy that I couldn't open my eyes, and she threw the scissors when she saw that I was not energetic, grabbed my hand directly, and pressed hard, and just like that, I finally fell asleep, and her movements did not stop.

I had a dream of playing Tai Chi in the middle of the night.

When I woke up in the morning, Mai Xiaoying was still sleeping soundly.

I woke her up and told her to get up and eat and go to school, or she would be late.

When I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom, Mai Xiaoying rubbed her eyes and walked in, this girl was not as evasive as before, snatched my toothbrush cup, lifted my pajamas to show me, and asked me: "Look closely, is it big?" ”

"It's not big." I'll be honest.

Mai Xiaoying cried at the time, saying that it was impossible, our mother said, the powder plus the tiger's paw will definitely get bigger.

Seeing her crying pear blossoms with rain, I had to persuade her: "You should be steaming steamed buns, and when you lift the lid of the pot, it will be big?" This will definitely take time, don't worry, we'll come back in the night. ”

Mai Xiaoying nodded, and said that as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, and when she said this, she suddenly raised her hand and slapped herself in the mouth, saying that it is unlucky, what is sharpened into a needle, it must be steamed into a bun!

I feel that the current Mai Xiaoying, without the previous rudeness, is really cute.

"Keep going at night, keep going, and it will definitely get bigger." I cheered her on.

……

Because she didn't sleep well at night, Mai Xiaoying dozed off several times during class in the morning, ate with me in the cafeteria at noon, pulled me into the car after eating, and then smeared me with medicinal powder, and then she lay down in the back row.

"I can't wait until the night, I have to insist at noon, hurry up." Mai Xiaoying said, closing her eyes.

For the next few days, I became a coolie, and both hands were tired and swollen.

Later, I found out that Hu Xiaoli's medicinal powder is not a breast enhancement medicine at all, it is an anesthetic, which can numb my hands without causing thunder fire, and Mai Xiaoying's corresponding position can also be numb, except for this, there is no other effect.

But I didn't dare to tell Mai Xiaoying about this discovery.

She will definitely believe Hu Xiaoli, and then she will say that I want to be lazy and deliberately don't give it to her.

In this way, the thunder can't be moved three times a day, and she is often asked by Mai Xiaoying if she is older, and she insists until Friday, Mai Xiaoying said that she doesn't have to take her mother to the provincial capital this time, and wants me to continue to accompany her on weekends.

I looked at my hands and felt like they were about to wear off the skin.

I said in my heart to pull it down, Master Huang must take a rest!

"Xiaoying, don't make trouble, my grandfather said that when I come back on the weekend, I have to go back to Guandi Temple to wait for him, for so many days, you haven't accompanied Lao Mai well, just accompany him on the weekend, come back on Monday, let's continue, okay?"

I talked so badly, and finally persuaded Mai Xiaoying, she was afraid that I would go to Xiaomi, and after driving me back to Guandi Temple, she moved a box of good wine for Xu Laosan, and let Xu Laosan look at me.

"Xiaoying, don't worry, I promise to be optimistic about him!" Xu Laosan patted his chest and packed the ticket.

Mai Xiaoying said, Dao Chief, you promise a thousand gold, I believe in your old man, the eldest brother will be handed over to you, I will go back.

As soon as Mai Xiaoying left, I said to Xu Laosan: "You listen to other people's little girls and praise you for your promises, don't you blush?" ”

Xu Laosan smiled, opened the box of wine, took out a bottle, bit off the bottle cap, and then spit the bottle cap on the ground, and said to me with a face: "Blush? In addition to drinking too much wine, the third grandfather can blush, where does he usually blush! ”

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he beckoned Dawu to set up the dishes, saying that he would not return home if he was not drunk tonight.

"Belong to the fart, you were already in the Guandi Temple!"

As I spoke, I filled a bowl of rice and took a big bite of the rice.

After eating, I took a shower, went back to my room and lay down on the bed.

Because I was tossed by Mai Xiaoying at night in the past few days, I couldn't sleep well, so now I am very sleepy, and it is easy to fall asleep.

When I woke up, it was already noon the next day, I stretched two waists, and as soon as I sat up from the bed, I saw a big chubby round face on the other side of the bed, smiling at me.

It's Grandpa back!

I said grandpa, wait a minute, I'll give you the Huanglong jade pendant.

Grandpa waved his hand and said, "No need, as soon as I arrived just now, you haven't woken up yet, so I took the jade pendant in my hand, by the way, good grandson, you didn't tell Xu Laosan about this, right?" ”

My heart says your hands are quick!

"Last night, the third grandfather was too thick-skinned, I was so angry that I didn't talk to him a few words, so I didn't tell him anything, what's wrong, isn't this a good thing, why hide it from him?"

Grandpa said that Xu Laosan went to buy vegetables, and he was not there, so I will tell you about Huanglong Yupei.

It turned out that the yellow dragon jade pendant did not hide any treasure secrets at all, it was just an important symbol of the Five Elements Escape, and it was also a token of the master's teaching, and this jade pendant could only be in the hands of the master, or in the hands of the successor of the master.

Why did you use a piece of jade pendant as a symbol of the five elements, grandpa explained it to me again.

"This Huanglong jade pendant, born in the soil, is hard as gold, transparent as water, raises people like wood, and is the same fire as the sun, so this Huanglong jade pendant has all five elements, so it can become an important symbol of our five elements and a token of teaching."

Grandpa's words have given me a lot of insight.

I used to think that jade was the soil of the five elements, but I didn't expect it to be complete.

"This jade pendant, because it is a token of the master's teaching, your master is afraid that he will lose it in his old confusion, so I asked me to keep it on my behalf, but I was careless, and your father's little rabbit cub took the jade pendant away and gave it to your mother."

"Don't look at the usual times when I scold your mother, she doesn't dare to talk back at all, but as long as I mention the jade pendant to her, she will pretend to be crazy and stupid and refuse to give it to me."

"With your dad's little rabbit cub here, I can't beat her as a woman."

"I've been scared all these years, lest my master know that Huanglongyupei is in the hands of others, and now it's okay, I can finally sleep peacefully, and with Huanglongyupei in my hand, the position of the master is none other than me!"

Grandpa was dancing and talking, and I couldn't even insert a word.

When Grandpa stopped and woke up from the sweet dream of teaching, it was too late for me to ask about Xiaomi, because Xu Laosan had already returned, followed by Dawu, bringing a lot of dishes.

Grandpa had taught Dawu a lesson once before, and he almost kicked Dawu in the ass.

So Dawu was a little afraid of his grandfather, so he said hello to his grandfather, thanked Xu Laosan for his retention, and went back to accompany Jiani.

Xu Laosan put the wine and food on the table, and called out to the little junior brother affectionately, saying that it was time to eat.

Then I accompanied them to drink, and as soon as my grandfather drank too much, he talked about the past of old rotten sesame seeds, scolded his senior brother and second sister, and said that a pair of dog men and women left the master alone.

Xu Laosan didn't want to scold his brother and sister with his grandfather, so he changed the topic.

"Little junior brother, I know that you have to take care of the master closely, that old fool is not easy to serve, you must have suffered a lot, but the third senior brother is also bitter, being chained to this small broken temple and looking at the everlasting lantern, you can't go anywhere."

After listening to Xu Laosan's complaints, his grandfather said that the third senior brother, don't say anything, it's all in the wine.

Then the old brother drank from noon to evening, and they didn't drink well when it got dark.

In fact, they both have their own agendas.

But unlike the previous quarrels when they met, this time they were very affectionate on the surface.

Grandpa later thanked Xu Laosan for taking care of me for his hard work, and asked with concern how Zhang Lin is now.

Originally, everything was fine, at least the two of them did a good job on the surface, but as soon as Grandpa mentioned Zhang Lin, Xu Laosan immediately became alert.

"Old Fat, if you dare to fight Zhang Lin's idea for Huangshan, I will tell the master that Huanglong Yupei was given by you to your daughter-in-law to study for twenty years, and the secrets of this sect have been known by a female streamer of unknown origin."

Xu Laosan stood up after speaking, staring at his grandfather condescendingly.

Xu Laosan thought that he had mastered the big killing weapon, but in fact, how did he know that the yellow dragon jade pendant was now being carried in his arms by his grandfather.

Grandpa pretended to be scared and kept relenting.

"Third senior brother, Zhang Lin is your daughter, that is my niece, how can there be a reason to match my niece with my grandson, hehe, don't worry, I will definitely warn Huangshan to get along with Zhang Lin as an aunt and nephew."

Grandpa said nicely, but his hands clenched into fists under the table.