822 Covered hijab
The host said that the auction of the little maid of the Phoenix Fairy began, and many opposing voices sounded.
Everyone said that if the hijab is not removed, how can the auction be started, who knows if this long-tailed fox girl has a disability on her face.
If you have a defect on your face, you won't be interested in going to bed until you get your hands on it.
After all kinds of opposition, most of the people shouted together, lifted the hijab, and let everyone see!
The host didn't talk to him, and an old ghost shouted at the bottom: "Don't scream!" ”
Everyone looked at the old ghost, who was standing in the crowd, and he turned out to be a blind man!
The old ghost stretched out his thin hand and said: "Don't be afraid if the hijab is not revealed, the old man is good at touching the bones before his death, as long as the old man touches the girl on the stage, even if he just touches his fingers, the old man can know whether the girl has any defects on her face, and even know whether this girl's appearance is beautiful or not!" ”
The words of the old ghost attracted a burst of ridicule, and everyone said that you are less bragging, and you haven't opened your eyes when you are a ghost, you old thing who has been bad luck for eight lifetimes.
The so-called ghost has not opened his eyes, in fact, it is very simple, that is, the living person is blind, but if he becomes a ghost after death, the blind eyes will be opened.
Anyone who is blind after he dies, his eyes can't be opened, and he can't see things, this kind of ghost is a ghost with great bad luck, so everyone says that he has been bad luck for eight lifetimes.
If you want to say that in the world, everyone doesn't believe it, but there are all demons and monsters here, and this truth is still understood.
So the ghosts around the old ghost immediately avoided him far away, lest they get his bad luck.
The host also laughed at the old ghost and said: "This master, you are okay in the world, here, don't think about it, besides, the money has not been paid, and you can still touch the jade hand of the fairy maid!" ”
When the host said this, he said to everyone: "Everyone, be quiet, listen to me!" ”
The cacophony stopped, and the host cleared his throat and continued to speak.
"Everyone's life, must be the same without passion, this time we are playing with the heartbeat, hijab, I won't unveil it, anyway, it's beautiful or ugly, guess for yourself, this is also a suspense, isn't it!
If it's a superb little fox demon, others think it's an ugly girl, don't compete with you, and you get it at a very low price, wouldn't you make it! Do you think I'm right? ”
What the host said also has some truth, and the voice of opposition has dropped by more than half this time.
I said in my heart that this is beneficial to me, anyway, I am determined to win the little fox demon, she covers her hijab and does not show up, there must be many people who will not bid, then it will be much easier for me to photograph her.
The rest of the objections are still there, and they all say that since it is an auction, the rules of the auction are to inspect the goods first, and you don't show everyone the appearance of the little fox demon, which does not meet the rules of the auction.
No matter what the host says, these opposing ghosts don't listen.
When the two sides were arguing, I nodded to Boss Zhu and said Lao Zhu, you have worked hard to make a trip, you go and call me the blind old ghost just now.
Boss Zhu is used to being a slave to Zhao Mantian, so he naturally understands the truth that he shouldn't ask, so he immediately got up and went to find the old ghost.
Mai Xiaoying also asked me, that old ghost is full of musty, why did you call him over.
I smiled, pinched two handfuls on Mai Xiaoying's body, and said in her ear, it was an old acquaintance and old friend of mine.
I just took a look, and I could see the true identity of the old ghost, obviously it was Liu Blind!
This guy was spooned by Peng Zu's apprentice Dou and left in the little four elephants, I don't know how to disguise myself as a blind old ghost, and came here to join in the fun.
However, his ability to disguise is indeed very powerful, and it is estimated that in the little four elephants, he cultivates very quickly.
After all, it takes mana to disguise yourself as a living person, an old ghost full of yin energy, and in a group of ghosts, it is easy not to be recognized.
Liu is blind and not blind, and his kung fu is also very good, so if he is called over, he can also give me a hand.
Boss Zhu quickly called Liu Blind over, and then sat down next to Zhao San by himself.
"Shout, this is a VIP seat! Which rich man is this, what are you doing to invite the old man over? "Blind Liu looks like a charlatan, stands up straight, and asks me condescendingly.
"Which rich man, you don't know if you always touch it!"
After I finished speaking, I stretched out my hand and stuffed a finger into Liu's blind man's hand.
Liu Blind rubbed my fingers, to say that he touched the bones really well, I have changed from the true body of the mountain god to the real body of the corpse tyrant, but he can still feel that it is me.
"The big pig just now, saying that you are the little prince, I thought it was the prince and nobleman of which dynasty, but I didn't expect it to be you! Why do you still have a woman's air on your kid? Liu said with a smile.
"Master, I don't have the air of a long woman, I still have a beautiful woman on my body, Xiaoying, this is a master of touching bones, say hello!" I say.
Mai Xiaoying was very obedient and called the master sweetly.
"Little prince, it's really the same as it was back then! Now holding a beauty in your arms, staring at the little fox demon with a hijab, and thinking about the phoenix fairy in the coffin, you are so amorous! "Blind Liu joked with me.
But he was also shrewd, and instead of calling me by my name, he called me the little prince.
I asked Blind Liu to sit on my left hand side, and then whispered in his ear, "I said Old Liu, why are you pretending to be an old ghost?" ”
"Didn't you also change your appearance, we are all dressed up in disguise, each other, don't ask each other for the time being, anyway, our comradeship is still there, we can just advance and retreat together tonight!" Liu Blind said.
I was waiting for him to say this, shook his hand vigorously, and said okay!
At this time, the opponents in the audience were still arguing with the host.
Those Yin soldiers who pretended to be bodyguards, as well as the ghost bustard's big teapot, didn't come to stop the quarrel.
I shook my head, I was not the master, and it was not easy for me to intervene to stop the quarrel.
Anyway, I'm just waiting for the host to say that the auction has started, and then I will be the first to make a bid, and I must win the little fox demon.
At this moment, a bell-like voice sounded, saying that you all don't quarrel, whoever gives me three gold ingots, I will tell him, the little fox demon is not beautiful!
I looked back and saw that it was a weirdo with both eyes protruding from their sockets.
Mai Xiaoying also asked me what kind of spirit this was.
I didn't see it at the time, so I described the eyes of the strange man to the blind man Liu.
Blind Liu smiled and said that this guy is a fly with a refined eye, and his eyes are very powerful, although they are worse than clairvoyance, but in this hall, his vision is the strongest now.
Oh, I see, it turns out that this guy can see through the red hijab on the little fox demon's face.
Now I can't help but admire this sperm fly.
Because the hijab on the little fox demon's face is very thin, it stands to reason that I can see through it, but on that hijab, someone else made a spell, and I can't see through it for a while without opening my eyes.
Three ingots, you can get the answer under the hijab, the price of fly essence is not high.
As a result, no ghost gave up these three ingots.
I was very puzzled, and just as I wanted to ask Liu Blind why, I heard the old ghost of the rich businessman who was also sitting at the big table speak:
"Little fly, although the three ingots don't kneel, but I also advise you to save it, I believe in your eyesight, but I don't believe in your aesthetics, in case you say beautiful, it turns out to be an ugly girl!"
After the rich merchant finished shouting, he said to his subordinates: "If you want to accumulate wealth, you must calculate, the so-called calculation, is to never use real money, to buy an uncertain answer, we are doing business, not gambling, you all remember it for me, learn it!" ”
The rich businessman's words attracted a group of subordinates to pat themselves hard.
In this way, no one paid attention to the fly spirit, and the ghost said, "Little fly, you are a-eater, why do you still want to make gold!" Hahaha. ”
There was a burst of laughter.
Everyone laughed and laughed, and their voices were lowered.
Because they have also seen that they have the ability to suppress everyone without making a move, and now they can't easily speak, otherwise they will attract everyone's ridicule.
This is the case with the blind man Liu just now, and the same is true for this fly spirit now.
This time, no one dared to speak loudly, but there were still whispers.