As soon as I heard the man say this, it was obvious that he was going to fight. The crowd didn't wait for the pee to finish and quickly put the things back in their place. I didn't have time to pull the placket of my pants, so I ran out the door with my legs. Hearing the messy footsteps of the urinal, from near to far, they knew that there should be no one outside the door.

Liu Zimo and Lin Qiuzheng were puzzled and pointed at each other. It seems that the two people who are looking for outside the door should be them. I can't figure out how I was targeted by others? Who is this person outside the door?

Seeing that the people in the toilet had left, the man lowered his throat and shouted again: "Okay! It's just the two of you, and if you don't come out, I'll kick you out! When I say 3, I start kicking the door! With that, he walked to the first toilet room.

“1！”

“2！”

“3！”

He counted so fast that it didn't look like time for people to think about it at all. It's exactly the rhythm of the number reported in the troops.

"Bang!" "Bang!" With two clicks, the front two toilet rooms were kicked open, and there was no one inside.

When I walked in front of the third room, I was just about to raise my foot and prepare to break the door, when I heard a violent fart sound "Poof! Burst! Burst! Burst~~~! Immediately, a strange smell like a bad onion permeated the entire toilet. Smelling this, he quickly instinctively took a few steps back, covered his nose with his hand and scolded, "Damn! You can't fart yet, do you? ”

At the same time, Lin Qiu was pinching his nose and squinting at Liu Zimo beside him, as if he was interrogating him why he was farting. One eye, Liu Zimo shook his head innocently and explained in a low voice: "It's really not me." ”

"Bang!" The man kicked the third door open, and saw a bald fat man sitting on the toilet inside, trembling with a newspaper with a frightened expression. The fat man explained tremblingly, "Yes, I'm sorry. I.. I.. I'm really having diarrhea. It's not that I don't want to go. I can't go. While talking, the ass is still farting with a strong "poof~~".

The man outside the door was a little dizzy from the stench, and shouted at the bald fat man: "What kind of fart are you, it's." He quickly slammed the door he kicked open and closed it again.

The bald fat man saw that the man was still helping him close the door, and smiled awkwardly: "Thank you, brother." Sorry for the trouble. ”

Immediately after, the man's eyes rolled and landed on the toilet at the end of the toilet.

At this time, I saw Lin Qiuzheng and Liu Zimo pinching their noses, and slowly walked out of the last toilet room one after the other.

It turned out that the man who kicked the door turned out to be a staff member of the train station, wearing a dark blue uniform. Zheng stared at them viciously, and before the two of them could ask what was going on, the staff member said with a sneer: "Hmph! You've finally been caught by me today! ”

"Caught?! What's going on! Liu Zimo didn't know what he was talking about at all, and turned to look at Lin Qiuzheng.

Seeing that the two didn't admit it, the man was not in a hurry, but Yile said: "I know you won't admit it!" Play stupid, huh! You'll admit it when you get to the station office! ”

Lin Qiuzheng was also confused, and he didn't know what he was talking about at all. He asked, "Little brother, what's going on?" Can you explain the situation first? ”

Seeing that they didn't seem to be planning to make a move, the staff proudly put their hands behind their backs and paced back and forth, saying, "Hmph! is still pretending to be stupid. Well, let me ask you, what are you two sneaking out there for? ”

Hearing that person ask this, naturally it is not easy to say that they are asking the heavens, even if they say it, I am afraid they will not believe it, Lin Qiuzheng's face is difficult, and his speech became a little distracted: "This... This... I... We"

When the man saw Lin Qiuzheng's expression, he suddenly raised his hand and pointed at them, and said steadily: "What is this!" Let me tell you. ”

Liu Zimo tilted his head and looked at him proudly, but he was happy, and said, "Then you can say it." What do you do? ”

"There is only one truth! You two are thieves! The purpose here is to divide the spoils! ”

When they heard that the dignified policeman had turned into a thief in the eyes of others, they were both speechless in surprise and looked at each other. Why did you become a thief yourself, Liu Zimo shook his head with a smile on his face, and explained: "Little brother, you are mistaken. We are not thieves. It's just that I have a request to raise it first, but I can go out and talk about it, it's too smelly here. I'm going to throw up. ”

I saw that person snort coldly: "Get out?!" Will you still follow me obediently when you go out? I've been paying attention to you for a long time, and I've been wandering around since I entered the hall with no intention of taking the train, obviously looking for someone to do it. I think I'm going to get it now. Come here and share the spoils. ”

It's really hard to explain if it's someone else, because what he says is reasonable. The behavioral motivation analysis is well organized, and even the final trip to the toilet is to share the spoils can be fully explained.

After listening to the reason why the person found them, Lin Qiuzheng hurriedly identified himself and explained, "This is a complete misunderstanding. Lad. The two of us are police officers and are investigating the case. ”

When the man saw them arguing that he was a policeman, a sneer flashed on the corner of his mouth: "Policeman, right?" All right! Show me your papers. ”

"Don't worry, you wait for me." Liu Zimo scolded the staff member in front of him in his heart, but he was obediently holding his work card in his hand. I touched my pocket a few times and found that I couldn't find the documents in my coat pocket. turned to look at Lin Qiuzheng beside him with wide eyes.

"My ID is gone?!" Lin Qiuzheng also couldn't find his documents, and his head felt stuffy for a while.

The two looked at each other incredulously.

Lin Qiuzheng winked at Liu Zimo a few times, and asked with a surprised expression, "Yours is gone?" ”

Nodding awkwardly, he didn't have the courage to answer directly, but replied in a low voice: "Master, mine is gone....."

"! It can't be that they were all stolen! Lin Qiuzheng scolded in his mouth, and continued to rummage without stopping, trying to find his work permit.

In fact, the two didn't know that they were in the South Square just now, when they were squeezed by the crowd and pushed into the passenger hall. The wallet and documents on his body have already been taken away by the gang of thieves. At that time, the gang members deliberately beckoned Liu Zimo's feet to distract him. And Lin Qiuzheng was only succeeded by the thief because of the gap that was exposed when he grabbed Liu Zimo's arm with his free hand.

The man had expected that the two people in front of him must be fooling himself, and when he saw that he couldn't find the documents, he raised his voice a little more and mocked: "You are still the police!" Who to fool! Stop pretending, come with me! Go to the station office! Don't force me to do it! ”