Chapter 161: Calculated
Suddenly, ten colors of light fell from the sky, lighting up the entire sky.
Seeing that the second generation of the king was dumbfounded, "Is this a treasure born?" ”
"This is the colorful auspicious light that belongs to the gods!!"
"Is the legend true?"
Black and white impermanence exclaimed.
Hades watched the vision come into the world, his brows furrowed, "Is it finally going to be faced?" ”
Accompanied by auspicious light, a thousand figures of the mother fell from the sky.
His holy light was entangled, as if the goddess of the Nine Heavens descended on the earth, adding three more lights to the world.
"Little God Hades, knock on the thirty-six heavens and send the son and the mother of the gods." Hades didn't know when, he had already flown closer and started kneeling and licking.
"Get out of ......" sent the child and the mother of the gods to give a cold drink, not angry and arrogant, forcing the king of Hades to roll out three meters away.
"It's so strong!"
Hades was shocked, and although he had been prepared, he still underestimated the other party too much.
"Mother of God......
Hades wanted to say something.
"Roll ......" The Mother of the Goddess seemed to be very angry, and she didn't even glance at Hades, but with a slight wave of her right sleeve, Hades was directly given a plane ticket and was knocked down to the eighteenth layer of hell.
"Just rely on you and other little ghosts in the underworld, and you also want to spoil my good deeds, so let me be wiped out."
As soon as the Divine Mother Jade grabbed it, all the ghosts were sucked in.
"O Nima! So strong, how to fight? Wang Erdai shouted in a panic.
"Hmmm! It's you! The Mother of God looked at the second generation of the king and was stunned.
"You are ......" Wang Erdai looked at the Mother of God, and was even more stunned.
For a while, one person and one god seem to be in love through time and space.
It's like three thousand dreams, and I finally wake up from a dream.
Even after thousands of lifetimes, he is still drawn by love.
Cutting is still messy, it is sorrowful, don't have a taste in your heart.
Xiu'er...... Is that you? "The Divine Mother, who is as strong as one of the thirty-six heavens, is like an aunt at this moment, and she choked up.
"Emperor Flower Show Mom?" The second generation of Wang seems to have traveled through time, remembering all the past.
"Xiu'er! It's a god mother, after thousands of lifetimes, our mother and son are finally reunited again. The Mother of God was very excited, and flew over and hugged the second generation of Wang.
"Emperor Flower Show Mom! Xiu'er misses you so much. ”
After thousands of reincarnations, the mother and son were finally reunited, and the two hugged each other tightly.
"Haha......
Sure enough, it hit the mark.
Exploding ......"
The king of Hades under the eighteenth layer of hell, a law duel was struck, and the small pistol on the second generation of the king exploded.
Not only the second generation of the king, but even the Mother of God also died together.
……
"Ding, congratulations to the Emperor of Heaven for completing the reincarnation of this life."
The system sounded in Song Yifei's soul.
"Damn, I'm quitting." Song Yifei's soul was furious.
"This is up to you, in the next life, you will be reborn with the artifact Xuanwu Seal, but don't worry, in the next life, you will be very cool and become a beautiful bodyguard. Go for it......"
After the system was finished, Song Yifei was lost again and reincarnated.
In this life, Song Yifei is known as Lin Qiang.
More than 10 years have passed, Lin Qiang has grown up, and after an accident, he awakened the Xuanwu seal brought by rebirth, and also broke his mind and had some original memories.
Lin Qiang opened his eyes for the first time after the accident, and saw a large number of uncles, uncles, third cousins, and two or six aunts surrounding him, and there was more water than tea.
"Hadron has finally woken up, God forbid."
"Congratulations, if you don't die, you will be blessed!"
"It's really a Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten, it's great!"
Hearing these blessings, Lin Qiang really had hundreds of millions of grass Nima rushing by in his heart, and he really wanted to yell, Nima! Lao Tzu was almost drowned, and I came to congratulate Nima, you drowned one to try, and I will immediately burn fireworks to celebrate. Now he feels that he is too wronged, even if he doesn't get out of the water tank, he will definitely be drowned by these aunts. Compared with the two, the water in the tank is still clean.
Lin Qiang really couldn't listen to this gossip, so he asked for an excuse, "Mom, Dad, I'm so tired, I want to go back to my room to rest." ”
"Also, you just fished it out of the water tank, you've been in a coma for a while, you really need to rest, go, your dad and I will help you go back to rest." An aunt in good shape, about forty, said with concern while wiping away tears of joy and tears.
This is Lin Qiang's mother, and the thick-eyed strong man who helped Lin Qiang into the room with Lin's mother is Lin's father.
In other words, this Lin Qiang's family is also a well-known family, and his father inherited the family business ~ Longhumen, and he is also a big school with a head and a face in the vicinity, so this Lin Qiang is also worry-free. It's just that this guy won't enjoy it, he only knows how to practice martial arts every day, but something finally happened.
He is 1.8 meters tall, strong and powerful, two big chest muscles, eight bright and blind abdominal muscles like a washboard, and the bottom is even more amazing, there are 18 centimeters! This makes him very confident, and he calls himself a confident brother, but the only drawback is that his face is too popular, and it would be more perfect if he could have another handsome face of Oba.
What a pity! Lin Qiang could only sigh lightly, no one is perfect, and there is no foot in gold. But even if he doesn't have Oba's handsome face, his confident brother's clever mouth, and this macho figure, Lin Qiang believes that there will be a large group of beauties pressed by him on his bed.
Thinking of this, Lin Qiang laughed again, "Hehe......" This evil smile is terrifying, and there is no one before or since, and it is even more splashed than Zhou Xingchi's learning.
After the sinister smile, Lin Qiang immediately returned to reality, he can't stay in this mountain hook with only bird for the rest of his life, he must find a way to get to the big city, he doesn't want to be lonely here for the rest of his life, even if he doesn't think about his own stick, he has to think about the thousands of women outside who can't get the nourishment of the stick!
The idea is beautiful, but the reality is cruel, and I also wanted to go to the outside world many times, but I was left behind by my father. Yin Gong! I'm twenty-one years old, not to mention having touched a woman, I'm afraid I don't even know what a woman's structure looks like. Now Lin Qiang can only see one step at a time.
These are all negotiable, but what he is most worried about now is another thing, which is the Xuanwu Seal he obtained before he was reborn.
This Xuanwu seal was really lazy with him, not only was he reborn with him, but also lived in his dantian.
What's even more incredible is that there are countless ancient small characters floating around this Xuanwu seal, and if it is an ordinary person, they may not be able to understand these small characters.
Who is Lin Qiang! Confident brother! A genius, there is nothing he doesn't understand, and there is nothing he can't do.
The most dazzling of these ancient characters is those big characters, Xuanwu Cold Ice.
Lin Qiang took a closer look, "Ai! Maya! "It turns out that this is the legendary secret of cultivating immortals.
It seems to be very famous, and it is recorded that this cold ice is the main practice of the ancient gods, and the Xuanwu seal is also the artifact of the gods.
The water gods work together, who doesn't know! One of the oldest gods, Zhu Rong, the god of fire, disagreed, and broke out a divine war with him, and finally knocked down Buzhou Xianshan before waving his hand, and it was precisely because of this war that the great achievements of the female disaster to create the pillar of heaven.
In this way, what an artifact, good guy! But he didn't understand, why did that obscene old man give him such a good artifact? In the end, a devastating explosion was triggered.
After thinking about it for a long time, Lin Qiang couldn't come up with a reason, so he left this kind of indifferent problem behind.
Now that he has been reborn, he has two artifacts in his hand, one can fight all over the world, but the other can play all the beauties in the world, the world is destined to tremble for himself, such a good future, Lin Qiang's sinister face has been laughing together, "Hehe, haha......"
"Calf, what spring dreams are you having when you lie in bed! Get up and practice with me, you've been lying in bed for three days, and if you don't get up and practice, your martial arts will be wasted. Dad Lin suddenly appeared in the room and poured a plate of cold water, disturbing Lin Qiang's dream.
"Dad, I'm not well! Let me lie down a little longer, okay? Lin Qiang didn't want to do that thankless job, so he pretended to be sick and coquettish.
"Son! Today we have a beautiful woman in Longhumen who said that she wants to apprentice, and I have been thinking about it for a long time with your mother, I think! You should be married at your age, so! ......" Although Dad Lin didn't finish his words, the look of hugging his grandson had already been written on his face.
Before Dad Lin finished speaking, Lin Qiang had already run out of the door, and there was an excited push and urging.
"Dad, what are you grinding and chirping? Let's go! ”
This......
Dad Lin looked confused for a while, and then he also said to himself happily; "This kid, didn't you say that your body is not well? How can I run faster than a rabbit when I hear that there is a beautiful woman! It's really a big man! It would be nice to have a few more chubby calves, haha......"
Lin Qiang heard that there was a beautiful woman, who ran faster than a rabbit, like a slippery wind, and in less than a minute, he bypassed the corners of the small doors and windows of the eighteen turns of the mountain road at home and the corner of the corridor, and came to the lobby, which is the place where the Dragon and Tiger Gate apprentices.
After coming to the lobby, seeing that Lin Ma was warmly receiving a female surname, Lin Qiang only glanced at the beauty in Lin Dad's house, and immediately ran back, the speed was more than when he came. He was also frightened as if he had seen a ghost while running; "Nima, this is the beauty of that door, with thick eyebrows and small eyes, a watermelon face, a bucket waist, and a big dinosaur in the whole body, Nima! Scared the baby to death. ”
Father Lin just wanted to turn around and go back to the hall to see if his wish to hold his grandson could be implemented, but he was only halfway turned and was hit back by Lin Qiang, who ran back.
Seeing that his son was back again, Dad Lin was very puzzled and asked suspiciously; "Son! The beauty finished reading? Why not flirt more? ”
"The beauty is too beautiful, my son and I can't bear it!" Lin Qiang looked angry after being deceived.
At this time, Dad Lin was even more puzzled, and asked very puzzled; "Son! What's going on? Isn't that cow girl beautiful? ”
"Beautiful! It's beautiful! Melon seed face, a pair of charming eyes, black hair, and a snake-like waist. Lin Qiang rolled his eyes and said sarcastically angrily.
Lin Dad, a big man in the mountains, could understand Lin Qiang's sarcastic remarks, and thought that Lin Qiang was really praising Niu Niu, thinking that good things were not far away, so he began to proudly use the ancient method of picking up girls thousands of years ago to educate his son to pick up girls, "Then why don't you collude with others more?" It's not me talking about you! Son, feelings need to be cultivated, and it takes a long time to have affection. ”
"Don't! Dad, I'm talking about a handstand melon seed face, small at the top, big at the bottom, and the whole is an upright gourd melon, maybe there is a gourd brother inside? A pair of squinting eyes as small as rat's eyes. The black hair is full of eyebrows, and the whole thing is like an eyebrow. There is also that brute waist, just like the waist of a python that has cultivated for hundreds of millions of years, as thick as a water tank. Lin Qiang finally couldn't help it, and the real shooting was down.
Hearing his son's count, Dad Lin not only did not realize his son's disgust with Niu Niu, but persuaded him with a happy face; "Son! That's good! The face is big and the eyes are small, and you are alone, and you will definitely not be in the twilight, and you will avoid evil with one eyebrow! The waist is big and powerful, and it can give you a few more fat babies, how good! ”
Seeing such an unenlightened antique, Lin Qiang knew that it would be difficult for him to get out if he didn't convince his father, so he started an earth-shattering war of words with him.
"Dad, you might as well buy a sow and come back!"
"Why is that?"
"The sow can't run away from the pigsty all day long, this baby can give birth to more than ten or twenty at a time, the scream like killing a pig, the gods and ghosts have to retreat, and in the end they will definitely have money to take if they are sold."
"Son! You can't say that! How can this man be compared to a pig? ”
"So! There is a difference between man and an animal, and man can become the highest animal, the spirit of all things. It is because people know how to respect each other and develop peacefully, and of course this marriage must be free! ”
"It seems like that." Dad Lin also looked like he was shocked after listening to a lot of his son's crooked reasoning.
"Dad! You can rest assured! With your son's confidence, brother and I ......"
"What a confident brother ?????"
"Hah! Dad, I mean, with your son's ability to be higher than the sky, strong and solid physique, if you want to find a daughter-in-law in the future, it will definitely be no problem to get you ten or eight fat grandchildren, you can rest assured. ”
"Good! Ambitious, this is my Lin Hu's son. Then this blind date is up to you, but martial arts training must not be wasted, you get up for me immediately. ”
"Dad, don't be, I'm not well!" Lin Qiang pretended to be pitiful, as pitiful as he was, he almost didn't shed tears.
"A man's husband, a little problem, a ball! Get me up right now. After Dad Lin finished speaking, he lifted Lin Qiang's arm with one hand, and half-pulled and half-mopped Lin Qiang to the backyard.
Then Lin Qiang's remnant cry like killing a pig came, "Ah! Dad, you tap, it hurts! Dad, my hand is going to be broken! Dad, the bones are all scattered......"
In this way, Lin Qiang lived a month without skin under his father's devilish training methods. Of course, this month, Lin Qiang was also cultivating the cold ice of the Xuanwu Seal in his body.
There are a total of four ranks in this cold ice duel, the heavenly rank is the strongest, according to the Xuanwu seal, cultivating to the heavenly level can condense qi into ice, and the ice will be frozen for thousands of miles. Under the heavenly steps, there are earth steps, Xuan steps, and the bottom is the yellow level.
The current Lin Qiang can be regarded as just entering the Yellow Order, the Yellow Rank is mainly based on refining the body, and it just so happens that this guy's body is hard enough, so Lin Qiang uses this body to quickly enter the Yellow Order.
In other words, this Xuanwu Cold Ice Decisive is really worthy of the main cultivation method of the great god, Lin Qiang has only been practicing so-so for a month, and Lin Dad has already been unable to beat Lin Qiang, coupled with the Lin family's ancestral fierce and soft boxing method ~ Dragon and Tiger Boxing, the current Lin Dad is already about to be beaten by Lin Qiang.
Of course, even if Lin Qiang is confident, it is impossible to beat his father, filial piety comes first, Lin Qiang still understands. In order to make his father happy, Lin Qiang could only let him first, pretending to be making progress little by little in front of him, and only by letting him see his son improving day by day was the best comfort for his father.
(End of chapter)